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Pie 101

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Whatever happened to PYE??....I loved that logo....so comforting.....when you saw PYE you immediately thought of black and white speckles and bad reception and things....Watching TV used to be a very energetic pastime....you had to get off ure arse to change the channel..Ah...those buttons, I remember well those buttons...how they clunked...If you half pressed them, you could see what was on the other channel...yes ...channel...singular...it was a different world....I know...you don't understand...

    Pye%20205.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    ooh! lots of shiny buttons !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Knot Theory has in recent years been used to help solve complex protein folding problems, making it an invaluable tool in the field of computational genomics.

    I wonder how it would fare when applied to pie? The common pie is a three dimensional beast, occasionally stretching to four when its taste is of such gravity that it warps space and time.

    But imagine, what could be accomplished with a pie of five, six, or even seven dimensions? Is such a feat even possible? Surely it would transcend the known universe, echoing back to the earliest picoseconds of the Big Bang itself, and forwards to the heat death of everything that is and ever shall be?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I like my pie with ladies inside em


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I like my ladies...
    Sarky wrote: »
    But imagine, what could be accomplished with a pie of five, six, or even seven dimensions?

    Could we keep the pies in this dimension, eat them, and put our newly acquired chins and bellies in these other dimensions?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    :).........:).......:)
    :).....:)....:)...:)
    :):).....:).......:):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 347 ✭✭Mr. Boo




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Sarky wrote: »
    Knot Theory has in recent years been used to help solve complex protein folding problems,...blah blah blah..

    When they say to fold in flour in recipes, what do they mean?...damned hard to fold flour so it is...now paper..that's easy to fold....:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    so just use that instead-probably a typo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Deki wrote: »
    so just use that instead-probably a typo.

    :eek:Stroke of genius ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,673 ✭✭✭policarp


    Pie 24 Blackbirds. . .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    I am here for the pie...I know you haves some...and I wants it precious...all pie shall be mine, oh yes...oh yes


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I eat all the pie..... I'm baking as we speak...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    zomg BEAT!

    <sexy dance of sexiness>


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    haaa yes Ive been here lurking in the shadows...havnt been online a lots dealing with my surgeries and whatnot...but when I saw there was pies...well who can resist the pies!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    BEAT, you're meat!
    Dead meat!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    i would eat some beat meat pie.... mmmm meatpie


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,120 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Once, up on a time, there was a pie. The pie was hungry, for he had no filling. So he got down from the time and went looking for something to eat. Alas! When he reached the cupboards, they were empty! Poor hungry pie went to the fridge next. Inside all he found was an Arctic nightmare that chilled him to his very crust! Needless to say, he had to run for his life, probably with slightly sped up footage, and that Benny Hill music. You know the one. Pie managed to evade certain doom, yet found himself desolate and alone, and so hungry that he wallowed in despair. With all hope lost, he broke off a little bit of his crust, and ate it. Oh how good he tasted! And he found that by eating himself, not only was he able to have the energy to re-grow the bit he'd broken off, but he was becoming filled with delicious pie too!
    The moral of the story is why has nobody ever made a pie with a pie filling?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I'm not going to bother reading any other post because the charter doesn't say I have to. But, what's all this crap about pies in the skies?
    Aren't pies for throwing in to peoples faces here on the ground?
    The sky is for things like bitches and blimps. You dig?


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