Pie 101

Sarky

This is a pie.
An apple pie to be precise.
Observe the circular shape, one of Aristotle's Perfect Shapes.
Note the glazing reflecting the world in its sugary splendour, through the golden hues of the pastry, adding a touch of royalty to a depiction of an otherwise mundane and banal existence.
See how the pastry lattice contains the magnificent filling, while at the same time allowing one to view the wondrous treats that lay inside, at once protective and exhibitionist. Truly, the humble pie is a paradox.

A tasty, tasty paradox.

Jesus Wept

Sarky

Paradoxical indeed!

Here we see a man yearning for pie. Is this a deeper reflection of mankind's yearning for the pie of Life? Why is he upside down, hanging by one leg from a rope snare? Why, because Man's quest for pie is fraught with peril! If he is not careful, if he concentrates only on having the pie for himself, he will surely fall, knowing the pie is forever out of reach, yet almost close enough to taste, a never-ending cycle of suffering!

joes girls

Sarky

No pictures of pie without a philosophical discussion of said picture. If I wanted pictures of pie I would have started a "post pictures of pie here" thread.

Get cracking, you lazy bitches.

Rhyme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luo-iEW9KrI

To pie, or not to pie... that is the pastry.
Whether 'tis nobler in the stomach to chew.
The glazes and fillings of outrageous taste.

cyberwolf77

Why is pie a tasty treat also used to define a mathematical constant and yet mathematicians leave the "e" off the end.

Sarky

The "e" itself is also a mathematical constant (roughly 2.71828)

As we all know, pie is best when cut into tasty slices. Hence the mathematicians taking the slice that is "e". Mathematics is all the richer for it!

jumpguy

π Radians = 180 Degrees
π = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 or 22/7

Uses: Measuring the circumferences, diameters, radii, areas of sectors, areas, and arcs of circles, among other uses.

How are pie and pie related? Well, using pie, you can calculate the circumference, radius, diameter, arc lenghts, area, area of sectors of that pie. All you need to do though, is measure the radius.

Moth

Could this be a message from the creator built into the very structure of mathematics? A hint that pi is merely a reflection of the deeper truth of the fundamental pie force behind the universe?

Moth

Toasty113

Oh what pie graces the night sky, blessing all that pass beneath her pastry glory, forever changed in their wicked ways, to the path of tasty glory!

joes girls

pie 102.....

homah_7ft

pie 103

staker

PIE 104

joes girls

Pie 105.....

homah_7ft

Pie 106

joes girls

Pie 107.....

homah_7ft

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joes girls

Pie 109.....

homah_7ft

pie 110

joes girls

Pie 111:)

homah_7ft

pie 112

joes girls

Pie 113

homah_7ft

pie 114

joes girls

pie 115 .....

RedNiamhy

mmm,
I like pie.

What would we do without Pie???

Fago!

Pie 117

cyberwolf77

RedNiamhy wrote: »

mmm,
I like pie.

What would we do without Pie???

Eat cake?

Deki

or cookies

Fago!

Deki wrote: »

or cookies

Ha ha. Backwards me up baby.

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