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The 2012 Boards PW Draft (Evaluation thread)
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I'd like to introduce you all to my promotion, High Voltage Championship Wrestling. Emerging out of the rubble that was New World Wrestling, Johnny Volt has put together the new company and has appointed the one and only Eric Bischoff as the General Manager of the company's flagship show, Monday Night Wired. Bischoff, the man credited with the creation of the Elimination Chamber, is said to have a head full of ideas as to how to keep fans coming back for more, week after week.When I heard that I would have a chance to work with some of my old WCW pals as well as others, I had to get back in the game. It's time to do away with PG, to do away with people being afraid of the sight of blood. Wrestling is about fighting to be the best and sometimes fighting gets dirty.
The roster is not yet complete but fans can get a sneak peak of the action that is in store with an upcoming house being aired in conjunction with Slick Wrestling Federation. So far, HVCW has secured the acquisition of former world champions Ken Anderson and Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat as well as other stars well acclaimed for their technical ability like Tazz and Lance Storm.
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WECWF is now in its 3rd year. And some would say "Extreme" changes have happpened to this promotion. Now gone are the Dirty, Unlit and Grungy Arena's in which the company ran its show. As well as and probably more importantly is Eric Bischoff is gone from the company. Replaced at last years "Mayhem Rising II" PPV by Paul Heyman. Who unfortunately for WECWF fans was soon replaced by Ted Dibiase, whom along with his Million Dollar Consortium, Bought out the company from Heyman, Unknown at this time is what the future hold's for WECWF in the very near future.. But one thing is very clear, by what was posted on WECWF.COM Today..
Here's the link to what was posted on WECWF.com Today. And perhaps a clue to the "Mayhem Rising III" Main Event..0 -
The D.W.O is proud to be involved in the draft for our 3rd time. Our motto at the D.W.O is to always go for high flying, exciting and under used wrestlers that are available and would be an assist to the company. While our expectations from last year were extremely high, we feel that we missed the mark in 2011 and got left behind. There's no regrets in the roster which we obtained and felt it was a really strong roster. However, this year, we are so much better.
For 2012, we have decided to stick to our position on Monday nights. We're also pleased to announce that we have successfully negotiated a deal today to air "ReVolt!" on FX, at 10/9c. We have changed our television rating down, from TV-MA to TV-14.
We also have a new theme song, location and entrance set up for "ReVolt!". Our new theme song is "Favourite Disease" by Rev Theory , which takes over from "Awake and Alive" by Skillet. We would like to thank both Rev Theory and Skillet for allowing their music on our programming. Regarding location and our new entrance set up, details will emerge as we get closer to our air date, which is late January - early February.
We also would like to announce that our PPV this year will be called "Annihilation III" and is scheduled to take place at Madison Square Garden. However, this arena is subject to change due to a Knicks basketball game or a Rangers hockey game.
Finally, all D.W.O news will be released via our twitter!0 -
Welcome to the 1st episode of CWA Challenge where we promise to bring you the most exciting wrestling extravagenza in PW Draft history.
Our theme song this year is brought to you by the brilliant Rapture with Echoes
We begin this week show with JBL Making his entrance to to the ring
He introduces himself as the new owner of CWA he states that he has bought out Vince McMahon who has now gone and bought a weak wrestling company and as his 1st order of business he is going to name the new CWA World Heavyweight Champion , he tells the crowd this man is a wrestling legend who is a former tag team champion and world champion he is one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of the sport he is the one and only JBL........
Just then Rey Mysterio music hits
As he gets in the ring he tells JBL who the hell does he think he is naming himself as the world champion that he may own the company but you win championships in the ring not the boardroom, JBL Cuts him off and tells Mysterio that not to worry that if he wants a title shot he will get his chance as in 4 weeks time at CWA Revolution there will be a tournament and all Rey has to do is beat two other superstars and if he can do that he gets to face JBL for the title now Rey get out of my ring...........we cut to break***dont try this at home***
We come back and the 1st match up is about to begin as the Miz faces off against AbyssMIZ VS ABYSS
The Miz looks worried and so he should has Abyss has brough Janice to the ring with him, Miz stars off with some stiff elbows to Abyss but to no affect the Miz just looks at him and screams in his face he catches Miz by the throat and chokeslams him he then goes outside the ring to grab Janice he lifts it aloft to show the crowd but out from the back comes Waylon Mercy he has a chair and hits Abyss across his back and then head with the Abyss down Waylon Mercy goes in the ring and picks Miz up and takes him to the back.
Backstage
JBL is backstage where he bumps into Matt Morgan he ask if he has seen Scott Hall anywhere Morgan tells him that he saw him a couple of hours ago but he did not look the best he then ask JBL when is he and Hernadez going to get there tag title shot , JBL tells him that next week there will be a number one contenders match and they will be in it but he has to go and fInd Hall and he is booked for the main event tonight.***dont try this at home***
Its the main event time as Eddie Guerrero will face Scott Hall for the CWA Legends titleEDDIE GUERRERO VS SCOTT HALL
Eddie Guerrero is in the ring and waiting for Scott Hall which seems like a eternity Hall's music hits the crowd go wild but Hall does not come out as the crowd begin to boo Hall's music hits again and this time Hall does come out....
He can barely walk and struggles down the ring side Eddie has a look on his face that he is not sure what to do Hall gets in the ring by slipping through the ropes the ref calls for the bell and as Hall stands Guerrero hits him with a drop kick and goes for the cover the ref counts to 3 and Guerrero win the Legends title.
JBL Comes down to the ring with security guards and tells Hall he is FIRED to never show his face in the CWA again now security get this piece of garbish out of my ring..SHOW ENDSAfter the show ends we see a clip of Rey Mysterio approaching Eddie Guerrero to congratulate him on his legends title win but as Rey tries to embrace Eddie all he gets in return is a push telling Mysterio to get off him..........................................0 -
*thanks once more to CMPunked for the sigMonday Night Grappling is scheduled to return to TV screens in a matter of weeks. Much like a season of Dream Team, most of the cast are inexplicably gone but one old face remains - that of the straight-shooting Jim Cornette, last seen as the Commissioner of the organisation.
Amongst the changes this year, the headline show will be called Grapplemania and will take place at the usual time. There will also be an intent to broaden the company's global appeal by taking the talent to Japan for one of the weekly shows. The ultimate prize however remains the prestigious World Heavyweight Championship.
At a press conference today announcing the scheduled return, Mr James E. Cornette gave some frank and, to put it mildly, some terse responses to the journalist's questions. Here are some snippets of the Q & A:Q. on MNG's performance in the ratings last year and being beaten by BWA and WECWF...
Listen, it was a bad year. We get that. Yeah we didn't get the feedback we would have liked but we are always looking to get better. Our owner is using his funds to bring in the best talent in professional wrestling and we are intent on improving our performance from last year.Q. on relations between the BWA and WECWF...
We're like myself and tequila - we don't mix. Do I like 'em? No. Am I aware of them? Hell yeah I am. If they want to f*cking go to war then we're not scared. F*cking bring it.Q. on HHH going to BWA...
Great. F*ck the son-in-law. He was a pain in my ass last year trying to take over the whole f*cking programme. Oh how will I cope dealing with his f*cking crybaby antics? Good luck dealing with that ego is all I'll say. I see Vince has gone and shown up on WECWF now. He's got history here too. Hope he has brought his clan of butt kissers with him. Ah let's forget the minnows gentlemen and concentrate on this here blue whale of the sea that we call Monday Night Grappling shall we?Q. on why Shawn Michaels isn't at the press conference as scheduled...
Mr. Michaels I can assure you and all our fans in light of the recent controversy, is a signed up performer on this brand. I don't know why he's not here. I don't know if he's sulking or what. I do know he hasn't returned my phonecalls and I don't know what that sh*t's about but I fully expect him to be here on week 1 of our show along with the rest of our line-up.Q. on what fans can expect this year...
This year we're going back to basics with more of an emphasis on the wrestlers and the talent. This show is going to be about wrestling. About trying to win. There will be no mention of social networking sites while our show is ongoing, we will not ask our fans to go on the internet and visit our site, we will ask fans to simply sit back and enjoy the show.
Monday Night Grappling's new season airs on the Boards PW network in a few weeks time, at 9 pm.
Announced line-up so far:
Dave Batista, Mitsuharu Misawa, Shawn Michaels, The Ultimate Warrior, The Midnight Express, The Rock'n'Roll Express, Jim Cornette, Trish Stratus and more.0 -
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Coming this Spring to a pay per view channel near you....
Today we bring you a quick rundown of the roster as it has been revealed so far in our first preview show.
Ric Flair
The man who runs the show. The man in charge of everything. The man who everyone knows and loves.
Quite simply, he is...The Man.
Last year, Ric Flair went one on one with his foil in the world of professional wrestling, CM Punk. The two exchanged heated words over the nature of what it is to be a professional within professional wrestling, and on the inaugural “To Be The Man...” pay per view, Flair managed to fend off the younger man and pick up the win.
Ric is back this year and with CM Punk out of his hair, he can turn his focus to providing people with the ultimate show. And you know there’s no party like a Ric Flair party.
WOOOO!
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Some say that professional wrestling and mixed martial arts are two separate and distinct styles of fighting. Others say that they share more similarities than fans from either side would like to admit. But Ric Flair has signed two of the biggest names who have made impacts in both wrestling and MMA, and for the first time ever, a dream match of epic proportions will be presented to you, the paying audience.
Brock Lesnar
A man who exploded onto the scene in WWWE, forging a name quickly for himself by destroying any who would stand in his way. It took him only a few months from his debut to capture the Undisputed championship, besting The Rock at Summerslam 2002. Lesnar took on and beat anyone who tried to stand in his way, picking up wins over veterans like Hulk Hogan, technical machines like Kurt Angle and monsters such as the Big Show. Content having proven himself in pro-wrestling, Brock left the WWE to join UFC, wanting to show the world what a perfect athlete he was. Despite a shaky and controversial start to his MMA career, Brock mirrored his success in WWE and became the UFC Heavyweight Champion in remarkable time, besting the legendary Randy Couture.
Lesnar is the personification of the perfect wrestling machine, displaying prowess in a ground game and a stand up game in the pentagon, as well as in the professional ring as well. His physique is overpowering, his technique dominating and his abilities unquestionable.
But one man still stands to challenge him...
Bobby Lashley
In many ways, the career of Bobby Lashley has mirrored that of Brock Lesnar. Yet many would also argue that Lashley has always been a step behind Lesnar. While he debuted in dramatic form, dominating a selection of opponents, they were not on the same level as Brock’s. Bobby beat the likes of Simon Dean, Kane and Carlito. While he won titles, it was the United States championship and the ECW championship. Impressive feats, but he was never quite given the same opportunities as Brock to really make a name for himself in WWE.
Likewise, in the world of Mixed Martial Arts, Lashley has been signed to promotions such as Strikeforce, and getting to fight big names such as Bob Sapp and Wes Simms, he has never had the chance to prove himself in front of a mainstream audience, with the likes of UFC more interested in Lesnar than Lashley.
This is the reason Ric Flair has signed Bobby Lashley up; not only is this a dream match of sorts for fans of both wrestling and MMA, Bobby Lashley has something to prove. He has long lived in the shadow of Brock Lesnar. Now will be his opportunity to step out of it, as the two men fight for the chance to prove themselves as the Ultimate Crossover Athlete.
The n.W.o
(Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman)
Something of a coup, Ric Flair has managed to assemble three men who form one of the most famous and infamous groups in the history of professional wrestling....the New World Order.
Formed in WCW during the Nineties and running roughshod over promotions for over a decade, the n.W.o. was both feared and revered. There is not a fan alive who would argue their impacts have not been felt time and time again throughout the years.
When Kevin Nash signed with Ric Flair, he was made a promise; that Flair would do everything in his power to sign his long term friends, and fellow Kliq members, Sean Waltman, Scott Hall and Triple H. Unfortunately, all three were drafted to other promotions. At one stage, it appeared as if Flair had managed to steal Hunter to join the company, but when that fell through, Nash was outraged, tweeting his frustration and swearing vengeance if he did not get his way. Eventually, Flair buckled, trading Booker T and Umaga in order to bring in Hall and X Pac, despite the problems they were causing elsewhere.
Now reunited, the trio have promised to cause controversy and chaos anew....can anyone stand up to the fearsome team? Or are the nWo going to destroy yet another wrestling promotion?
The b.W.o
(Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie)
It was a parody they could do nothing about. But will the nWo agree that imitiation is the sincerest form of flattery?
The bWo were born in ECW when Richards and Meanie would come out each week, mocking well known wrestlers and celebrities by dressing up as them. But one of these parodies stuck and as a result, Richards and Meanie became two of the most loved wrestlers on offer in ECW. As Big Stevie Cool, Richards mocked Kevin Nash. As Da Blue Guy, Meanie’s impersonations of Scott Hall were adored. But now the two come face to face with the group they made a living off the back of.
Will the nWo take kindly to the long term jesters? Or are we in for a clash of the World Orders?
Carlito & Santino
Two much loved wrestlers who may not have ever graced the main event get the chance to prove their worth under Ric Flair. More to come on these two as the draft progresses and the draft is unveiled.0 -
We begin our show with JBL already in the ring he address the crowd by stating that as everyone probably knows now he has fired Scott Hall who has now gone to another federation to reform his bad but of course as usual when those guys get together it will be a disaster but that is Flairs problem now.
The good news is even though replacing Scott Hall is the Hot Rod him Rowdy Roddy Piper and tonight he will be bringing back Pipers Pit which is exclusive to the CWA.He states last week he told Matt Morgan that he and Hernadez can have there number one contenders match for the CWA Tag team titles and as everyone knows he is a man of his word so they are up next against Harlem Heat but the real treat for the fans comes in the main event as he will face off against Ahmad Johnson.***BREAK***We are back and it is time to find out who will be the No.1 contender for the tag title as we have Harlem Heat taking on Morgan and HernadezHarlem Heat Vs Morgan & Hernadez
Morgan and Stevie Ray starts us off and Morgan looks like a man on a mission as he easily man handles Stevie Ray he pushes Ray into his corner so he can tag Booker T in he tells Booker to bring it who does with some uppercut and chops , Morgan goes to tag in Hernadez but he only smiles at him gets off the apron and walk off Morgant can believe what he has just seen and for the rest of the match is on his own he gives a good showing but the numbers game catches up with him and eventually Booker T cathes him with the book end and covers him for the win.
Winners: Harlem HeatBackstage
The Miz and Waylon Mercy comes across Paul Orndoff the Miz ask who he is and when Paul Orndoff tells him that he is Mr.Wonderful the Miz looks at him in shock and tells him that is the gayest name he has ever heard that the Miz is AWESOME but he does not go around calling himsef Mr.AWESOME, Orndoff slaps Miz across the face but Waylon Mercy starts to beat down on Orndoff with the help of Miz they are only interupted when Abyss comes along with Janice with evil thoughts in his eyes, The Miz and Mercy scamper before he can get to them***dont try this at home***We are back and it is the time everyone has been waiting for the return of Pipers Pit, Rowdy Roddy Piper comes to the ring with bag pipers in toePiper: Damn it is good to be back in the ring and back hosting Pipers pit and who best to have as our first guess but the one and only Eddie GuerreroPiper: So Eddie there I was last week sitting at home drinking my beer and at the end of the show and see you shove Rey Mysterio away when he tried to congratulate you, what was up with that
Eddie: Yo Esse Rey Mysterio has been like a little Chiuaua following me around all my carear where ever I have gone he has been right behind getting sucess riding my coat tails well let me tell you man no more he is on his own
Piper: I hear you man you think you have it bad in my day I had Hulk Hogan doing the same and for Mysterio I always thought he should be in midget wrestling, But now that you are legends champion what does that mean to you.
Eddie: For years peope have talked about the Hart Family, The Von Erich and even the McMahon as wrestling Legends but people forget it was the Guerrero's who brought the exciting lucha libre style brand to America if it was not for us we still be watching a match with two fat bald guys eating turnbuckles and putting each others in headlocks
Piper: Hey you are playing to the band here who could forget when Hector was the gobbley gucker man that was so funny or when I tricked Chavo Snr into being my tag partner and then screwed him over and the many many beatings I handed out to Gorey while he was ringside
(Eddie squares up to Piper ready for battle)
Piper: Wo man cool down we are only having some fun in fact I have a present here for you, he gets a pinyata from behind his chair and cracks it over Eddie's head and then hits him with a low blow, he tajes off his leather jacket to show a T-Shirt which read "Conqueror of the Guerreros
He grabs the mic and screams at Guerrero that he has beaten all the Guerrero's but has not had to chance to kick his ass yet so at Revolution bring that legends title along and prepare for a ass whopping.
***promo for revolution***Its time for the main event of the eveningJBL Vs Ahmad Johnson
It looks like JBL has bitten off more then he can chew here as Ahmad Johnson is giving him a real stiff test , he goes to the outside and as Johnson tries to slam JBL's head into the steel steps JBL just blocks him and instead slams his head into the steps when Johnson stands up he gets the clothes line from hell, JBL rolls back into the ring and gets the ref to count to 10 quickly he wins the match via count out
Winner: JBL
He then goes outside and grabs a chair ready to beat down on Johnson but before he gets his chance Harlem Heat run to ringside and JBL takes off through the crowd
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LWE - LizLinear Wrestling Entertainment presents it's weekly tv show
Friday Night Ignition
The show opens with IC champ Cody Rhodes and current tag team champs Ted DiBiase & Joseph Hennig and women's champion Natalya Neidhart making their way to the ring (the stable is known as The Generation Dominators). Rhodes takes a mic and talks about the changes happening in LWE and that all he needs to do know is add the world titleto his collection. He talks about being a former tag team champ and is the current IC champ and that he will be first to hold both the IC and world title at the same time. He says that since the world title is vacated after the brutal attack on former champion Christian who has been out of action now for 4 weeks the title should be given directly to the him tonight or else him and his stable mates will take matters into their own hands. He calls out the GM but they are a no show. Hennig takes a mic and says this show and promotion is dead without them, he says he is finally away from that ridiculous Michael McGillicutty name and no longer is in the shadow of his perfect father who he is simply better than, he holds up his tag title belt. Again Rhodes demand that he be given the world title belt now as there is no one else on the roster in his league. Ted DiBiase gets on the mic and says they are the best in past, present and future and if this promotion is too succeed the world title should be given to Cody or else he will buy the whole promotion right now and buy even the audience money is no object to him. Suddenly music is played and out comes tbc...................................................
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First full write up for Thursday Night Live (from the last week :P )
Emerald Wrestling’s first TV Show Thursday Night Live (TNL) opens up with the Self Proclaimed Spokesman of the Management Paul Heyman walking down the ramp. He enters with a mixed reaction of cheers and boos from the split audience here in Dublin.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, on what is a monumental night for the sport of Professional Wrestling
I am here to announce on behalf of the management, that the World Heavyweight title will remain vacant until our first Pay-Per-View Hazardous to your Health, however, a new champion will be crowned at the PPV in a few weeks when we...”
Dolph Ziggler interrupts the Spokesman.
“Paul, lets just get this sorted now. Everyone here knows that I am the one who is deserving of the World title. No-one else and I mean no-one. I’ve shown before that I am better than everyone else and that no-one else can top me at what I do in that ring. “
“Oh Really Mr.Ziggler? Well as far as I remember, you haven’t proven yourself one little bit here, other than the face that you sir, are an #asshole”
Asshole chants echo the arena.
“And quite frankly, Dolph, you didn’t let me finish. You see at Hazardous to your Health there will be a match to determine the inaugural World Champion whose participants will be decided by a tournament starting next week, but tonight you have a match and your opponent... Bam Bam Bigelow!”
The crowd erupts and Dolph looks shocked. Paul Heyman is in the ring grinning maniacally.
*Commercial*
We come back to the action and La Resistance is in the ring. The crowd do not like the two Frenchmen one bit.
Zack Ryder’s Music Hits and out walks Long Island Iced Z and Hawkins to a huge pop.
Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins vs La Resistance
A very back and forth match up until Rene Dupree counters the Rough Ryder, catches him in midair and powerbombs Ryder. Rene makes the tag to Sylvain and they double team Ryder before knocking Hawkins off the apron. The two Frenchmen seem intent on injuring Zack and the referee has no choice other than calling for the bell. Rene grabs a chair and hits Ryder across his back multiple times. The referees finally make it down to the ring to pull off La Resistance and both men are escorted out of the ring. As they reach the ramp, the Tron shows Hawkins checking on his partner and staring down the French Duo.
Winner by Disqualification: Hawkins and Ryder
We cut to the car park and see a black Mercedes roll into the back of the arena. We can only see the boots of the person in the car, Who could it be?
*Commercial*
Claudio Castagnoli enters the arena to a positive response to the up and comer, he is set for singles action against...
“May I have your attention please”
The crowd erupts in Boos, it can only be one man... Michael Cole.
“It’s bad enough I’m working for this stinking promotion but I’m in this toilet of a city too.”
Cole makes his way into the ring.
“Who are you?”
“Are you one of these “Internet” guys that people like?”
“Huh?”
Claudio remains silent and cross armed staring at Cole.
“Well I’ve seen you wrestle and you suck!”
Cole gets into Claudios face before he pushes Cole to the ground.
Chris Kanyons music hits and Kanyon runs down to the ring and our match begins.
Claudio Castagnoli vs Chris Kanyon
Kanyon gets the early advantage with a few right hands to Castagnoli. Michael Cole remains at ringside supporting Kanyon. Castagnoli counters the attack of Kanyon with a dropkick before mounting a ground based attack on Kanyon. Claudio then hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker on Kanyon and gets a two count. Claudio then hits Swiss Death to Kanyon and goes for the cover, as the referee counts two Cole pulls the referee out the ring. Cole argues with the referee before being told to go to the back. As Castagnoli leans over the rope, Kanyon goes for roll up and grabs the tights and gets the three count. Cole watches with Delight as Castagnoli is left reeling in the ring
Winner: Chris Kanyon
We cut to the backstage and Heyman is welcoming someone off screen. He says they better make an Impact tonight. Who is the mystery person?
We see Dolph Ziggler walking backstage looking very concerned before he bumped into La Resistance he stops before we cut to a commercial
*Commercial*
Bam Bam is in the ring as Dolph Ziggler comes out. He signals to the back and La Resistance come out. All 3 men run to the ring and overwhelm Bigelow with right hands. Ziggler goes to the outside and grabs a chair from ringside and nails Bigelow straight in the head. La Resistance get the ref to ring the bell and Dolph goes for the pin on the knocked out Bigelow and gets the 3 count. The crowd are not impressed.
“You think you know me”
It’s Edge!!
Edge runs down to the ring and spears Dupree and Sylvain, Dolph tries to hit Edge with the chair but edge counters with a spinning heel kick. He then lines up Dolph for a spear but Ziggler rolls out of the ring. The crowd is going nuts. Ziggler is left holding his head up the ramp as Edge looks on in the ring.
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The BWA recently held a press conference to answer some very pressing questions from the assembled media with regarding issues as varied as The Monday Night Wars with rival promotions WECWF and Monday NIght Grappling, The Interm-general manager position and the currently vacant BWA championship. Amongst others newly aquired BWA superstar HHH was in attendance..jpg)
Q: How do you respond to the comments from your most recent promotion MNG, which coincidently is also the new home of your good friend Shaun Micheals?
HHH: (Grins) well the thing about that kid (reporter) is that those very same comments also admitted that MNonday Night Grappling has trailed the BWA throughout the monday night wars past and without the game thats something that will continue to happen. So Shaun if your listening, if you want to come to where the big dogs play im sure my friend Big Johnny Laurenitis will take your call but otherwise ive got just two words for you and MNG... (Crowd in atendance shout suck it! as Hunter makes the DX crotch chop)
HHH: (Laughing) just checking, thats not too PG for this era is it?
Reporter: umm, I dont think THe BWA is PG.
HHH: Alright then how about F*ck you MNG!
actually guys I'm not going to be taking questions ive just got a simple statement to make. I know im the best, you know im the best and interm BWA GM and VP of talent relations of the BWA John Laurenitis knows im the best. There is a vacant world title here (in the BWA) and I can assure you it wont be vacant for long)
The before mentioned Big Johnny Laurenitis was also in attendance to answer questions
Q: Can you please explain your role within the BWA universe?
JL: My Name is John Laurenitis and I am the Vice president of talent relations and the interm general manager of the BWA. Ever since Bounty Hunter (last year revealed to be Jay Leno) took a step back and appointed interm Co-Gms to run the BWA for him I have been known as Mr Excitement and have brought fresh ideas the fans want to see to the table.
Q: You mention that you are a co general manager and I notice that your counterpart is not here today, should we read anything into that?
JL: I believe there was a mixup in communication because although people say Mr Monsoon and I dont see eye to eye, I had hoped he would be here to see this great new talent I have acquire for the BWA (gestures towrds Triple H).
Q: With regards Hunter Do you agree with his sentiments with regards the Monday Night Wars? and can you comment on the world heavyweight title situation of which he eluded?
JL: well hunter is an outspoken individual and they dont call me big JOhnny for nothing. He was right here in the BWA its the big time but lets say im planning for a more open line of dialogue with both owners of MNG & WECWF. We may have taken their big stars like Hunter or Masato/Hayabusu but if they want to set a date we would be open to proving we are the top dogs settle this so called war once and for all in the ring.
And as regards the title situation, we have a lot of top talent in the BWA but with a vacant world title a talent like ive secured in HHH will surely be in contention.
Q: Finally, can you comment on people who have said you use your former tag partner Kenta Kobashi as your own personal enforcer.
JL: Kenta Kobashi is a great wrestler and we were one of the best teams in the business. Any promotion would be lucky to have him on board and although he supports the growing demand from the fans for me to be the sole GM he is his own master.
Other talent such as The Worlds Greatest Tag Team Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin were also in attendance but were elusive when questioned about their recent antics in the BWA
Can you please explain your recent attacks upon local wrestlers at the BWA house shows in Mexico City or going further back you attack on The Great Sasuke & Jushin Liger that left them so badly injured John Laurenitis was left with in his words no choice but to wish them all the best in their future endevours?
Haas: well you see the thing about them boys...
Benjamin: Charlie, Charlie, Charlie you still havent gotten the hang of the microphone now have you/ You dont just fill them in on everything all at once, you gots to have a little showmanship. Put it this way guys, you tune into BWA Raw this week and you will see our reasons for our actions, actions that speak louder than words man.
The BWA's Intercontinental champion Double J Jeff Jarett was also there but seemed far more focussed on shilling his new book "Self Proclaimed American Hero" than actually talking about any potential challengers for his title however.
The BWA were also heavilly plugging their MTV crossover hit series BWA legends house, which has seen many former BWA stars placed in a Big Brother esque environment. By quite a big margin the current favourite which the nation has seemingly taken to their hearts has been the middle eastern American Muhammad Hassan who has truely dismissed the negative sterotypes that dogged his early career whilst in the house.
Current BWA champs:
Tag Titles: Masato Tanaka & Hayabusu
IC Title: Jeff Jarett
World Title: Vacated
since former champion Ricky Steamboat had a career threatening injury... he has since moved on to another promotion where he can handle the pace better.
Co-GMs: John Laurenitis & Gorilla Monsoon
rumours were also circulating that Gorilla Monsoon hay have also signed a big name to the company recently that may be interested in the current vacant BWA title situation. Pictures have also been leaked of Mil Mascaras at BWA headquarters but it is unkown if this is who the rumours have been about. These pictures have also seemed to have put to bed the rumours that the BWA was looking into acquiring Rey Mysterio from another promotion as it appears the Mexican wrestler in question was Mascaras.0 -
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Welcome to BWA Raw!
The show opens with a flurry of pyro's as the crowd go wild in anticipation of tonights show. Meanwhile the commentators are full of speculation both about a supposid big name that is supposed to be close to signing for the BWA and the rumour which has been circulating that Interm co-GM and VP of talent relations John Laurenaitis is going to award Triple H with the vacant BWA world heavyweight title here tonight.
It seems we wont have to wait too long to find out what's going done as the other co-GM of the BWA Gorilla Monsoon makes his way out to the ring.Monsoon: I'm not going to mess about here tonight. There are a lot of rumours flying around here tonight and im going to address them head on. I've been in negotiations with a lot of big name talent and although I have decided to keep these discussions in house until now unlike my co GM (refering to Laurenaitis's recent press conference with HHH) I can admit that I have used the fact that the BWA world title is currently vacant to my advantage in these negotiations. As far as im aware the BWA title will not just be handed over to someone here tonight, I instead intend to ensure that we have the best stars competing for the right to call themselves the best in the business and that starts here tonight with this announcement. As I ask you all to welcome the first man I have officially signed to the BWA roster for 2012 but not the last you will see tonight the one the only....
Then suddenly Rey Mysterio's music hits and the master of the 619 makes a dramatic debut that the crowd eat up
Backstage we see John Laurenaitis in his office talking to Kenta Kobashi. He tells Kobashi that he is better than Rey Mysterio and that if Monsoon thinks this signing is him getting one over him and will get him the full time GMs position then he is firmly mistaken. He then also lets slip that he will personally ensure that next week the BWA will see an even bigger mexican superstar debut. He then suggests the two settle in and enjoy tonights opening contest. Kobashi says nothing throughout but nods in agrement.
Opener: Shelton Benjamin vs Hayabusa
Our first match of the match has some real impressive high flying action from Hayubusa right from the start while Benjamin seems to be keeping his offense more traditional with numrous suplexs among other moves employed. The crowd seem really into it especially as Charlie Haas comes down to ringside. His constant interferance both drawing their disaproval and giving his partner a distinct advantage. Eventually the Ref steps in and bars him from ringside sending him to the back and Hayabusa is able to get back into the match and although he is already a bit beaten up actually gets his apponent in position for a 450 splash from the top rope. Unfortunatley before he gets a chance to execute it Haas remerges and knocks him back into the ring. The Ref calls for the bell
Winners by DQ: Hayabusa
Haas then quickly joins Benjamin in the ring and the two give their asian counterpart a severe beating, that is until Masato Tanaka runs down and makes the save for the other half of the BWA tag team champions. Although Benjamin & Haas clear the ring and head to the back having given up the official lose in the match they still seem pleased with their nights business. As they go they seem to also threaten Tanaka indicating that he's Next.
Backstage we see co GM Gorilla Monsoon welcome the BWA wrestling schools head trainer Killer Kowalski into his office. The two exchange pleasentries with Kowalski first congratulating Monsoon on signing Rey Mysterio to the BWA brand before Monsoon talked up Kowalski's training skills briefly mentioning how he trained HHH before saying how two of Kowalski's rookies had tryout matches here tonight.
**commercial break which features a promo for sunday nights episode of BWA Legends house highlighting Muhammad Hassan's popularity with some of his best moments so far**
next up is the first of 2 tryout matches for wrestlers from Killer Kowalski's BWA wrestling acadamy
Kenta Kobashi vs rookie #1
The rookie seems very nervious as he makes his way to the ring but seems to gain some piece of calm when his trainer Killer Kowalski makes his way down to the ring to support him. Unfortunatly for him though calm or not Kobashi is on form tonight and looks a true destructive force in the ring. He completely manhandles the youngster from the off and an early Burning Lariat almost ends the contest within moments of it beginning. From that point onwards Kowalski seemed to be urging Kobashi to stop the assault and go for the pin but Kobashi gave no response apart from continuing to punish the rookie with move after move. Eventually after multiple vicious chops Kobashi ends things a brainbuster in the centre of the ring and takes the 3 count leaving the younster motionless except for the occasional movement as he seems to cough up some blood.
Winner: Kenta Kobashi
a near emotionless Kobashi leaves the ring as Kowolski quickly enters to see to his trainee. Briefly the two men lock eyes in an intense staredown until Kenta now with a big grin on his face turns and heads to the back.
Backstage Gorilla Monsoon is seen incensed by how the show has started as he gets EMTs to head out to the ring.
*A brief recap of the recent BWA press conference with HHH & John Laurenaitis among others is played*
Jeff Jarett vs Masato Tanaka
A close fought match with Jarett perhaps having the slight upper hand but one that could go either way really until Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin head out to the ring and get involved. After their altercation with Tanaka earlier tonight they are a clear distraction and allow Jarett to get a rollup victory that he celebrates like he has jun won olympic gold.
Winner: Jeff Jarett
WGTT then enter the ring and begin to assault Tanaka as they did his tag partner Hayabusa earlier in the night. Eventually Hayabusa comes out hobbling down the ramp to try and help his friend but this is a ill concieved move and especially after Jarett joins in the attack both of the tag champs are take a bad beating.
Jarett then Grabs a Mic and trys to talk (he has to wait a minute for boos to die down)Double J: wooo... 1 second please the only current singles champion in the BWA has something to say (some more boos follow). For too long has the worlds greatest promotion, an american based promotion given the spotlight to foreign foes. This here is the home of the greatest American talent like myself an American hero and the very justly names Worlds Greatest Tag Team (who he gestures to along side him) and we plan to have that spotlight placed firmly back where it belongs. No longer will samurai wannabe, raw fish munching, towel heads be given the chance to bring their Jihads to our shores not while we are around (Major boos and heat from the crowd). These men have done nothing to warrant your adulation except oppose our American way of life and pursuit of happiness for far too long and if you cant see that it really is a sad day. Dont worry though like JFK I ask not what you can do for me but what I can do for my country and in your best intrestests a guarantee that me and these men here beside me who together make up The Worlds Gretest Stable will rid the company of the foreign blight that has infected it. We know it will not be easy to win you over afterall we all know you have been voting like crazy to help Muhammad Hassan win the BWA legends house show *spits on the ring mat before continuing* a god damned Terrorist in waiting! but dont worry we will not stop fighting till we not only liberate this company but also the minds of each and every one of you.
Backstage John Laurenaitis seemingly ignoring what has just happened can be seen congratulating Kenta Kobashi on his victory tonight. Big Johnny also seems to be revelling in the fact that Gorilla Monsoon's friend Killer Kowalski had to watch the devastation up close and personal. He admits that annoying his co GM gives him great pleasure and with that reminds everyone of the rumour which started the night out and the rumour which Monsoon quickly dismissed that Big Johnny intended to crown a new world champion here tonight. He then recieves a txt message and tells Kobashi "Hunter's here". Kobashi meerly nods as Laurenaitis hurries off.
BWA in ring debut: Rey Mysterio vs BWA wrestling academy rookie #2
The rookie in this match gives a much better account of himself than his earlier counterpart even without his trainer (who has accompanied the first rookie to hospital) at ringside. However tonight is Rey's debut night here in the BWA and he is determined not to be outdone and it isnt long before The BWA see's his trademark 619 and west coast pop for the first time as the masked superstar takes the win.
Winner: Rey Mysterio
backstage we get a brief look at John Laurenitis who says he is on his way out to the ring for a big announcement as we head to our final commercial for the night.
Main Event segment
John Laurenatis is standing in the ring as we return and has a microphone in his handBig Johnny: My name is John Laurenaitis and I am the VP of talent relation and interm co general manager here in the BWA. As you see here beside me is the recently vacated BWA world heavyweight championship. One of my jobs has been to attract talent to this company worthy of holding this belt and not to pat myself on the back or anything but they call me "Big Johnny" for a reason, nobody can attract the big names like I can. Therefore I would like to introduce to you the biggest name in professional wrestling today and a man who is worthy of being the next BWA champion Triple H
Hunter makes his way out and joins him in the ring.
HHH: Tonight is my first night in the BWA but I have known for a long time that this is the place you have to be. This is the no.1 promotion in the entire world right now without a shadow of a doubt. Those rookies tonight would have been at home in a promotion like MNG or WECWF but here in the BWA they are lucky if they dont end up in the hospital. The cream always rises to the top though and now after John Laurenaitis made the wisest move any general manager could make I have but one thing in mind, becoming the longest reigning BWA champion of all time.
Big Johnny: Well thats great to hear Hunter and it should then please these fans immensly aswell as give me great pleasure to award to you the BWA world heavyweight title...
But just as he is about to hand HHH the title belt a very familar if new to the BWA song plays in the form of Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. The crowd are going wild and seem to already know whats happening while to commentators wonder whats going on when suddenly Bryan Danielson emerges bringing with him his own WWE world heavyweight championship.
Eventually after much interaction with the fans at ringside he enters the ring and squares right up to Triple H and raising his title aloft to another big cheer from the crowd. Hunter looks enraged and as the show goes off the air we are left with the image of him staring a hole into Danielson's skull with the occasional peeved glance towards John Laurenitis who looks as shocked by Danielsons arrival in the BWA as anyone else.
BWA Roster 2012:
Triple H
Bryan Danielson
Kenta Kobashi
Mil Mascaras
Killer Kowalski
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Jarett
Muhammad Hussan
Gorilla Monsoon
Shelton Benjamin
Charlie Haas
John Laurenaitis
Masato Tanaka
Hayabusa0 -
PWF INTENSITY
J.R.: Hello and welcome to PWF INTENSITY! We are at a sold out in arena in Boston, Massachussets.
J.R.: We have a new owner, Shane McMahon, and he is here tonight!! To celebrate, we will have a special extreme edition of Intensity. We will inaugurate the PWF Hardcore Championship....here, tonight!!
King: And in our main event, Rikishi will challenge PWF Champion Hulk Hogan and the title will be on the line, in a no-holds-barred match!
R-Truth and Road Dogg Jesse James' music plays and they come to the ring.
J.R.: Now though, two of the recently drafted tag-teams will face off in a number 1 contendership match for the PWF Tag-Team titles.
Next out come the Smoking Gunns Billy and Bart Gunn.
J.R.: R-Truth starting us off here against Bart Gunn.
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J.R.: And now here comes the tag, R-Truth tags in the Road Dogg. And he's going after Bart Gunn. But Bart Gunn fighting back with some big right hands.
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J.R.: Eventually Road Dogg forced to tag R-Truth back in. Billy Gunn still yet to enter the match.
King: I don't think Bart needs his brother.
J.R.: Bart in control of R-Truth. Oh but wait a second...R-Truth hits the Reverse STO. Bah God!! Or Little Jimmy or whatever he calls it. And both men are down.
King: Bart's gonna need his brother now.
J.R.: Damn right. And this is interesting the two former New Age Outlaws about to face each other. Here we go. Bart with the tag to his brother Billy, can R-Truth get there.
King: Yes, he got the tag.
J.R.: He got the tag, here comes Road Dogg and Billy Gunn......oh but wait a second.
King: What?
J.R: Road Dogg and Billy Gunn smiling and shaking hands. Are we seeing....?
King: I think we are...the New Age Outlaws are back. Oh, look out!
J.R.: Road Dogg attacks R-Truth, Billy Gunn attacks his brother, and they are fighting on the outside. The crowd is going crazy!!
King: I can't believe this, J.R.!!
J.R.: Billy Gunn just threw his cowboy hat away. And Bart Gunn thrown back into the ring. Here comes the 5-time WWE Tag-Team Champions. Oh they are going for it.....Spike Piledriver on Bart Gunn. For God's sake, will somebody stop this. And now going after R-Truth........
King: OMG, look at this.
J.R.: Another Spike Piledriver..this time to R-Truth.
Road Dogg picks up a microphone: "Oh, you didnt know? Your ass better call somebody!!!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages: D-Generation X proudly brings to you the soon to be TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws!"
Billy Gunn: "And if you aren't down with that, we've got two words for ya, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
J.R.: Well, King, I cannot believe what has transpired here.
King: I'm in shock, all the other tag teams better watch out.
Road Dogg & R-Truth vs The Smoking Gunns ended in a no contest
Sound is not required for any of these videos (just crowd noises). For those who can't see the video, here's a transcript:Backstage PWF newcomer Sheamus runs into Hulk Hogan. Crowd cheers when they see Hogan. He has the PWF title draped across his shoulder.
Hogan: Hey, brother, nice to finally meet you.
They shake hands.
Sheamus: How are ya?
Hogan: I'm good, just want to welcome you to the PWF.
Sheamus: Fair play to ya.
Hogan: Nice accent by the way. Where are you from?
Sheamus: I'm Irish.
Hogan: Really? Wow, what a co-incidence, I'm Irish too.
Sheamus: I doubt that, fella.
Hogan: No seriously, where do you think I got the name Hogan from?
Sheamus : Crocodile Dundee?
(pause)
Hogan: No. (pause)My grandfather. He's from County Tralee, I think it was.
Sheamus shakes his head in despair.
Sheamus: Did you get that orange skin colour from him as well. (laughs)
Hogan is surprised.
Sheamus : Look fella, you're not Irish you're American, just like all these stupid Boston wannabe Irish.
booooooooos
Hogan: Excuse me?
Sheamus: You're not Irish. You are a stupid American.
boooooooooooooooooooooooos
Sheamus: I am the only real Irish person in this whole arena. You and these 10,000 Bostonians are nothing but plastic paddies. Look at ya, with your fake tan, you look more like an Oompa Loompa than an Irishman. (pause). You're about as Irish as non-alcoholic beer.
Hogan is visibly shocked.
Hogan: Listen to me, brother, I was just trying to be nice ok, I thought we could form some kind of All-Irish alliance, but if you decide you want to have beef with me and these 10,000 Hulkamaniacs, then beef is what you are going to get.
Sheamus: I prefer Pork, actually.
Hogan: Don't get smart with me, you fool; show some damn respect. When you were crapping in your nappies, I was selling out Shea Stadium with Andre The Giant, thousands of Hulkamaniacs cheering me on.....
Sheamus (interrupts): That's the problem Hulk. It's a long time since I was in nappies. And it's a long time since you had all those Hulkamaniancs cheering you to victory. You can try to reclaim past glory all you want but it isn't going to happen.
Suddenly Crash Holly appears dressed as Erin O'Grady, his old leprachaun character from APW.
Crash: Hey Sheamus, look! Surprise!!!
Sheamus is angry.
Sheamus: What...are you?
Crash: I am a leprachaun. Erin O'Grady. I just wanted to make you feel at home.
Sheamus is angry. He hits Crash with a big axehandle to the head and Crash falls to the floor.
Another transcript:Hulk: What the hell was that for? He was just being welcoming.
Sheamus: You will never understand, Hogan. Look, there is a reason all these people including you want to pretend they are Irish; it's because we are the best at everything, especially fighting. And I am the best fighter from the best country. I am going to be the only star around here, everyone else is a prop for my rise to becoming the P Double-Ya F Champion, including you. And there is nothing you or your wannabe Irish Hulkamaniacs can do about it. (pause) Also, Tralee is not a county, ya tool.
Sheamus smiles and walks off, while Hogan shakes his head in disgust.
J.R.: Well Hulk Hogan and Sheamus getting off on the wrong foot, King.
Lawlor: And neither is a guy you want to get on the wrong side off, J.R.
J.R: Definitely not and Sheamus certainly not here to make up the numbers either.
Crash Holly's music hits and he comes out to cheers..jpg/220px-Crash_Holly_1999_WWF_Smackdown_(WWE).jpg)
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine's music hits and he comes out to boos.
J.R.: Well Greg "The Hammer" Valentine hasn't endeared himself to the crowd thus far since joining the PWF, despite being a WWE Hall of Famer!!
King: They just don't know how to show respect, J.R.!
J.R.: Maybe if Valentine would stop cheating he'd get respect. This match suits him though, he can cheat all he likes as there are no rules! And falls count anywhere!
King: These guys can do anything to each other, J.R!
Crash and Greg batter each other into a bloody pulp.
King: Looks like Shane has made sure there is no P.G. era here.
J.R. And Crash Holly gets hit with a steel hair chair here at ringside!! He is out.
King: That's it!
J.R.: Well, not yet King by the looks of it. Oh wait a minute, what the hell are you upto now, Greg. Crash getting rolled up onto the Spanish Announce table.
King: Oh and look at The Hammer, he's climbing the turnbuckle. Aah!
J.R.: Oh no, this is not gonna end well. Come on Greg, why are doing this? This could end Crash's career.
King: And his own career too, J.R. Oh my God, look out!!!!
J.R.: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! Crash got out of the way and the Hammer just Hammered himself straight through the Spanish Announce Table. Bah God!!! Look at the carnage!!!
King: And look at Crash!
J.R.: Crash somehow has the wherewithall to make the cover. This is over.
1.............2..................3
King: He's done it!!
J.R.: And Crash is the hardcore champion, I can't believe this.
Announcer: The winner of this match and new Hardcore Champion.....Crash......Holly!!!!!!!
King: I don't know if Crash even knows he's the champion!
J.R.: Greg Valentine put it all on the line and for nothing. But at least the crowd are starting to appreciate his effort.
King: And look, it's Shane!
J.R.: Perhaps he's worried about his two competitors.
Shane McMahon: Maybe this isn't the best time to tell you, but Crash, you will, once again, defend the title 24/7, 365 days a year!!!!!!
King: Oh my God!
J.R.: Well I thought we might hear more about Shane's plans for PWF, obviously not yet.
Crash Holly defeated Greg "The Hammer" Valentine to win the Vacant PWF Hardcore Championship
Transcript:Backstage, Sheamus bumps into Rikishi
Sheamus: What's the craic, fella.
Rikishi: The craic's mighty, Sheamus!
Sheamus: Haha, fair play to ya.
Rikishi: Well done for standing up to that idiot Hogan earlier. His ego is out of control. He thinks it's 1984 all over again.
Sheamus: Haha yeah. I just want to say good luck tonight, I really hope you beat Hogan and win the Championship.
Rikishi: You know, you're my kinda guy. You want to come in to my dressing room for a whiskey?
Sheamus: You're a man after my own heart.
Rikishi: Come on in.
They enter the dressing room and close the door.
J,R,; Sheamus certainly getting on better with Rikishi than he did with Hulk Hogan. Although Sheamus is due to fight Rikishi's old friend Scotty 2 Hotty tonight in his debut match.
King:: I hope they don't get too drunk they both have important matches later.
(break)
J.R.: Well folks, we are about to witness the debut of Sheamus. But first here comes Scotty 2 Hotty.
2 Cool's music plays and out comes Scotty 2 Hotty.
Grandmaster Sexay is shown watching in the crowd.
Sheamus' music plays and out comes Sheamus.
Just before they start grappling, Scotty puts his hand out and tries to be friends with Sheamus.
Scotty: Top of the morning to ya', fella.
Scotty has a big smile on his face and Sheamus smiles for two seconds but it doesn't last long as Sheamus turns serious and runs into Scotty with a massive axehandle, knocking the smile straight of his face.
Sheamus beats the hell out of Scotty. Finally he hits the Irish Curse backbreaker and goes for the pin.
J.R.: This is over right here. 1....2....oh come on.
King: Sheamus doesn't want to finish yet, he wants to punish Scotty. He's trying to send some kind of message to the rest of the PWF.
J.R.: This is rediculous. OH! Scotty 2 Hotty thrown straight into that turnbuckle. Look at the sick smile on Sheamus' face. He's enjoying this. Clothesline!! Scotty is down and out.
(boooooos)
J.R.: Just pin him now and get it over it, for God's sake. Oh no, he's picking Scotty up for more punishment. Wait a minute, from out of the crowd, there's Grandmaster Sexay, Scotty's old 2 Cool partner. Has your son joined the PWF, King?
King: He hasn't joined, he is not a member, but I guess he's come out to ringside to save his old friend. Look, he's got that steel chair. Oh but wait a minute.
J.R.: Here comes Rikishi, another old 2 Cool member, what is he doing out here?
King: Perhaps we will see a full 2 Cool Reunion right here tonight!
J.R.: And Grandmaster Sexay throwing the chair to Scotty now. Scotty has it. And OH MY GOD Rikishi hit just hit Grandmaster Sexay from behind. Driven straight into those steel steps. Why, Rikishi, why? Why did he need to come out here and do that for?
Lawlor: Evening the odds, J.R.
J.R. Evening the odds, my big Oklahoman butt, how the hell do you work that one out? Well I guess any chance of a full 2 Cool reunion has just gone out the window.
Looks like Rikishi may have it in for his old friends.
Lawlor: Look out, Scotty with the steel chair.
J.R.: Oh but BROGUE KICK!! Good God!! Good God!!! Sheamus just drove that steel chair right into Scotty's face with the Brogue Kick. And look at the sick smile on this twisted individual.
Lawlor: Self-defence.
J.R.: Yeah right!
Announcer: The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, Scotty 2 Hotty!!!!
J.R. Well, the referee has disqualified Sheamus but he doesn't care a damn bit. He just wants to hurt people. And look at Sheamus and Rikishi laughing together. This is sick.
King: Scotty doesn't even know he won yet, J.R.
J.R.: If you can call it a victory.
Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Sheamus via disqualification
Rikishi throws Grandmaster Sexay into the ring and then enters the ring himself. Sheamus & Rikishi are standing over the two downed bodies in the ring.
Rikishi asks for a microphone:
Transcript:Rikishi: You've heard of Western Samoa, you've heard of American Samoa; now welcome to Irish Samoa!
King: Irish-Samoa - what the..?
JR: I think they've been drinking too much whiskey!
Sheamus: That's right, fellas. We've formed the Irish Samoan Alliance to take over the P Double-ya F. Nobody will dare mess with us and we won't stop until we've every title in our arms.
Rikishi: Ever since we met earlier tonight we got on well but we did get into one argument. It was about who has the most powerful finisher. You know, Sheamus I think its time we found out.
Sheamus nods in agreement and Rikishi drops the microphone.
J.R: What! Oh no! They can't be serious.
King: Please tell me they are not going to do this, J.R.
J.R.: Well, sure as hell it looks like it.
J.R.: They've got Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay to their feet. Will somebody stop this, for God's sake. Oh my God. Here it comes. Rikishi Bomb to Grandmaster Sexay!! Celtic Cross to Scotty 2 Hotty!! At the same time!!! Why is this necessary?
Rikishi picks the microphone back up.
Rikishi: The winner is decided by who's victim gets to their feet last.
J.R.: What? This is sick.
Sheamus and Rikishi stand in the ring smiling with their arms crossed. The crowd boo.
Sheamus starts egging Grandmaster Sexay to his feet. Meanwhile, Rikishi is egging Scotty 2 Hotty to his feet.
King: See, they are showing compassion, J.R.
J.R. Yeah, sure, they just want to win this stupid bet. And 2 Cool are like guinea pigs for their little games.
Finally, Grandmaster Sexay clambers to the ropes and gets to his feet first. Scotty is still out cold. As soon as Grandmaster Sexay stands up, Rikishi hits him with a right hand and knocks him back down.
J.R.: Oh come on!
Rikishi: You won this time, Sheamus.
He hands Sheamus a dollar note.
J.R.: They did that for a one dollar bet!? What sick, twisted individuals.
Sheamus' music hits and both men leave the ring laughing and joking as the crowd boos.
(break)
Announcter: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a no-holds-barred match for the PWF Championship!!
Rikishi's music plays.
Out comes Rikishi.
Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, RIKISHI!!
(boos)
Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) plays and out comes Hulk Hogan.
Announcer: And his opponent, he is the PWF Champion, Hulk Hogan
King: Let's see if Rikishi can replicate his cousin Yokozuna's achievement and beat Hogan to win the title.
Hogan is mostly in control but suddenly:
J.R.: Wait a minute, there's Sheamus, what's he doing out here?
booooooooo
J.R.: Oh my God! Brogue Kick, Good God, Sheamus just took out Hogan.
booooooooooo
All of a sudden:
"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEEFCAKE?" is heard over the arena.
J.R: What? Bah Gawd, there's Brutus Beefcake, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Hogan's old friend. They started wrestling together! Is he yet another member of the PWF??
Beefcake has a steel chair in hand. He hits both Rikishi and Sheamus with it. He and Sheamus continue to fight outside of the ring. Finally Hogan gets back up, does his comeback thing and finally hits a Body Slam and then the Leg Drop on Rikishi with the crowd going crazy. Sheamus fights off Beefcake outside but it's too late as Hogan pins Rikishi and scores the victory. Hogan leaves the ring and helps Beefcake to his feet and they celebrate together as they walk down the aisle.
Hulk Hogan defeated Rikishi to retain the PWF Championship
J.R. Oh but there's Rikishi and Sheamus. They are coming after Hogan and Beefcake and both men are knocked to the ground. Rikishi and Sheamus are out for revenge. They continue to assault Hogan and Beefcake. Here comes some referees, backstage people, security. Trying to break things up. Good God, all hell has broken lose. There's Crash Holly attacking Sheamus...and the New Age Outlaws, R-Truth, Bart Gunn...the whole roster's out here. There's the Honky Tonk Man, Bah gawd...what the hell is going on here. This is insane. And nobody can stop Rikishi and Sheamus. There are people being thrown into the crowd. Ba God, look at the carnage. Ladies and Gentlemen, we've overrun. But I am sure we haven't heard the last of this. Good god, what a night, join us next week!!0 -
The show kicks off with pyro echoing around the arena and we go ringside to the commentators who welcome us to the inaugural episode of the second season of CMW revolution.
The familiar ring of Teddy Long’s entrance music plays.
“Holla Holla CMW Fans!”
Teddy tells us that he hopes we are ready for all the action in store for tonight, he says we are going to see the absolute best in wrestling you will see anywhere in any universe tonight. Crowd pops
He said that in the back are some real animals, like a man who likes bees and even a Giant! Crowd goes a little quiet.
But I know exactly what you want to see. You want to see some wrestling action? ‘Crowd comes back to life’
“You want to see 4 guys square off in a tag team encounter?!
Well I got your number, playa! Lets get this going!”
Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel’s music hits as they enter the arena, they look smug and abuse the crowd on the way to the ring.
Generic commentator 1 and generic commentator 2 discuss the incident that took place a few weeks ago at the training facility.
Generic commentator 2 thinks slater and gabriel had nothing to do with it, but generic commentator 1 isnt so sure.
Teddy long announces “And your opponents are…”
Eric Young comes out on the stage and hugs teddy long. He seems to be crying.
“Thanks for this, Ted, opening the show is an honor, thanks again!” he says as he is drying his eyes.
And his partner…
Randy Orton walks onto the stage looking unimpressed.
Teddy turns to walk back through the curtain but Orton stops him.
“Teddy, I don’t know if you know this, but this is not why I signed with CMW. I was promised real competition.”
“This is competition Raaandy! This is your match for tonight and you will compete in it. In time if you prove yourself, you might have a chance to choose your opponent for Wrestlezone in a few weeks.”
Ortons scowl slowly turns to a smile as he faces down the ramp.
Orton climbs into the ring and is met with an overexcited Eric Young who throws up his hand to high five Randy. Orton just walks by and poses on the second rope.
The music dies down as Slater and Gabriel enter the ring.
Slater stays on the apron and Gabriel stands in the corner. Eric tells Randy “I got this!” and Randy shrugs and gets out of the ring and onto the apron.
The ref rings the bell.
Eric tries rallying the crowd by clapping. Gabriel locks up and pushes Young back. Eric starts to clap again.
Orton frustratingly slaps his back to tag himself in.
Eric looks confused and Orton steps in the ring. Gabriel attempts a lock up with Orton but he is just met with an RKO. Slater enters the ring and also eats an RKO. Eric, not having even left the ring yet starts celebrating. Orton lifts his arm to high five, but delivers an RKO on eric too!
He pushes Eric out of the ring and pins Gabriel in the centre of the ring and the ref makes the 3 count.
Winner by pin fall:
Randy Orton and Eric Young
Orton climbs out of the ring and while looking down the camera calls “Was that enough proof, Teddy?” and pushes the camera away.
-First commercial Break-
Part 2. The commentators discuss how formidable Slater and Gabriel were last year when they were part of the Nexus World Order and now they have been torn apart in the first night.
We go backstage to Big Show being interviewed by generic pencil neck, nervous looking interview guy.
Generic pencil neck nervous looking interview guy:
“Big Show, your first night in CMW, are you excited.”
Big Show:
“Oh yeah man, I cant wait to put on the boots and get to it. I’m here to be the best and nothings going to stand in my way”
Generic pencil neck nervous looking interview guy:
“In the past, you have been the largest man on the roster wherever you have been, but not anymore, how do you feel about that?
Big Show:
“You mean Andre, right? Well I’ll tell you the truth, I havent even met the man yet, but its going to be an honor to even step in the ring with him…”
“Hold up playa! You think your going to be stepping in the ring with Andre? Well you aint! * Show looks a little shocked *
At least not tonight. Oh no, I’ll wait for sometime special to have you two together.
Tonight you have yourself a match, but its up next, show!”
Big Show:
“Teddy, I’m not even ready…”
Long:
“Alright Playa, your match will be the main event.”
Show:
“Good!”
Teddy Dances as the screen fades and we go to commercial.
Back in the arena and Mark henry’s music plays.
As he walks to the ring the commentators announce that the winners of tonights and next weeks matches will be given points and in two weeks those with the most points will have a title match to determine the CMW champion.
The CMW Board of directors will determine how the points are distributed.
Kazarian’s music hits and the crowd pops loud.
Henry laughs as kaz walks down.
Kazarian and Henry begin to wrestle, henry gets the upper hand early.
Henry attempts a few big moves but Kazarian kicks and punches free out of each of them.
Kazarian kicks henry to one knee and tries to hit the shining wizard but henry moves and lifts kazarian up for a hellacious powerslam.
The ref makes a count but notices Kazarians foot is under the rope and stops the count. Henry gets up and intimidates the ref. Not noticing that kazarian has made his way to his feet.
Henry turns around and kazarian hits him with a series of kicks and then the wave of the future. He hooks the leg and the ref declares Kazarian the winner.
Winner by pinfall:
Kazarian
Henry gets up immediately and lays into Kazarian, knocking him around the ring before lifting him up for the worlds strongest slam. Kazarian punches and escapes the move and slides out of the ring as security and refs run to the ring to hold henry back.
Teddy Long music plays as he comes out with mic in hand:
“Mark, the match is over, if you don’t stop I’m going to have to suspend you.”
Henry calms down and Kazarian leaves the ringside are
“I’ll tell you what, next week, you and Kazarian will be back in the ring together…. * crowd cheer *.. In a TAG TEAM MATCH!”
Teddy dances some more as Kazarian walks by him looking unimpressed.
- commercial break –
CMW commentators welcome us back as the announcer tells us the following match is the main event.
Big Shows music hits and he walks out to cheers.
Up next is Mason Ryan.
The ref calls for the bell and mason ryan runs at Big Show. The two big men exchange punches, Mason being forced more and more into the corner until he slides out of the ring to avoid a slap across the chest.
Big Show follows him out and the ref begins the 10 count.
Suddenly, the lights go out for a few moments.
They come back on and Show, Ryan and the ref all look bewildered.
The ref continues the count while show and ryan brawl outside.
4…5…
The lights go dark again, this time for longer.
When they come back on the ref is out cold in the centre of the ring.Please ignore foley in the pic.
The medic team rush down to check on the ref lying in the ring.
Teddy long walks out too and says that show and ryan will instead have their match next week and apologises to the crowd. Teddy says that there would… –He is cut off as he lights go out again, this time the screen shows words of
REBORN.. Next week.
The lights go back on and all around ringside are looking shocked.
This closes the show.
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SWF (SlickRic) and HVCW (Voltwad) have combined to bring you a taster of what's to come on their shows by coming together to provide some once off contests for the wrestling world. A sell-out crowd in Toronto, Canada is here to see some cracking matches.
Match One: Road Warriors v Tazz & Sabu
This is going to be a wild one...as it’ll be a hardcore match!
Tazz and Sabu make their way to the ring, game faces on, motivated at the prospect of pitting their skills against what many consider to be the greatest tag-team of all time. This is about 2 of the best ever in ECW trying to match up the “best ever”. And they look like they’re taking this opportunity seriously.
The Road Warriors come out to a thunderous ovation, and as outlined in a promo earlier, are desperate to show these “kids”, that their old stomping ground was a playpen compared to how “extreme” the Road Warriors can get.
The match is a furious array of stiffness. Animal takes control of Tazz early, with a mixture of physicality and technical prowess. After a series of powerslams, he tags in Hawk, who goes right to work on the back of the neck, clubbing it repeatedly. The shots can be heard around the arena. Meanwhile, Sabu is on the apron, looking helpless, and a bit disinterested.
Tazz finally rakes the eyes of Hawk, Sabu tags in and goes to work with some high flying craziness. He gets Hawk to the outside, and using the ropes, hits an Asai Moonsault onto Hawk, who catches him and powerslams him through the announce table. Tazz then comes from behind, synching in the Tazzmission as Sabu lays prone on the floor. Hawk is choked out with 15 seconds, before Animal has a chance to realise what’s happening and make the save.
Tazz slides into the ring, and him and Animal go at it. Tazz hits a series of suplexes, and has a couple of near falls. This is a new aggressive side to Tazz that’s not been seen in a while. He’s still feeling the effects of the neck, but he’s stays on top of Animal. We see after a couple of minutes, Hawk firstly getting to his feet. Tazz locks in the Tazzmission on Animal, Animal manages to break it up, does a switch around, hoists Tazz onto his shoulders, as if instinctively knowing his partner had come to...and Hawk climbs the ropes ready to hit the Doomsday Device.
The finish comes, when suddenly, out of nowhere, Sabu springboards off the top rope, kicking Animal in the back of the head, which also sends Tazz tumbling heavily to the outside. He then hits a Karate looking kick to the side of Hawk’s head, hits a hurricanrana, and has him set up for a huge leg drop off the top rope. Meanwhile Tazz has come to. He picks up a kendo stick from under the ring, throws it to Sabu, who then uses under his leg as he flies through the air and strikes Hawk right across the throat. Sabu then goes for the cover; 1..................2........................
Tazz comes from behind and lays Sabu out with the Tazzmission, choking him out for a good minute. He then picks up the kendo stick, breaks it in 2 over his leg, and walks out of the arena, much to the annoyance of the crowd, who loudly boo.
Animal meanwhile looks on as Tazz goes up the ramp, slides in the ring, hits a running powerslam, and covers Sabu for the pin, much to the delight of the crowd. The match ends with Sabu being stretchered out, battered and bloodied.
Match Two: Over the top rope, Money in the Bank challenge. The winner will receive a title shot in their respective promotion at a time of their choosing.
Participants:
Tully Blanchard
The Briscoe Brothers
Masahiro Chono
Bob Sapp
"Magnum TA" Terry Allen
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
Lance Storm
William Regal
Ultimo Dragon
Sabu
Tazz
Hawk
Animal
All contestants start in the ring at the same time. Pandemonium ensues as Regal is sent over the top rop in record time. When it's whittled down to four, we are left with ex-Rumble winner, Duggan, Ultimo Dragon, Chono and Sabu. Chono and Ultimo are acting like a tag team, displaying some fine teamwork to keep Duggan and Sabu rooted to the ground.
Sabu is sent over the top rope through a joint effort but Duggan holds on for the moment. He lands fairly awkwardly on his ankle. Meanwhile, Chono attempts to blindside Ultimo but he evades, sending Chono into Duggan. This collision sends Duggan flying off the apron and he is eliminated. Chono turns around to be met with an attempted Asai DDT but Chono reverses, throwing Ultimo to the canvas. As Ultimo gets up, Chono attempts a big boot but misses. He has one leg over the apron, a precarious position to be in.
Ultimo bounces off the ropes and dropkicks him. He's almost over completely but he hangs on. Ultimo then tries to push him over but out of nowhere, Chono applies a triange choke and tries to take Ultimo over the top rope with him. Cleverly though, Ultimo shakes it off and Chono falls to the floor hard.
Winner: Ultimo Dragon
Match Three: Scissors on a Pole Match: Arn Anderson v Sid Vicious
This match has been almost 20 years in the making. A hotel room scuffle in 1993 saw both men end up in hospital. This infamous row led to Sid's departure from WCW and perhaps denied him a title shot at the time. Now to put himself back the road towards glory, he must face up to his demons and go one on one with Arn Anderson.
Arn now plies his trade with Slick Wrestling Federation. It was said at the time that he came out the worse of the two after the brawl. Arn received 20 stab wounds while Sid received 4. Now he has a chance to get revenge on Sid in a once off match where the first person to climb the turnbuckle and retrieve the scissors from on top of the pole can use it on his opponent at his will.
As the match begins, HVCW General Manager Eric Bischoff sits down at ringside beside Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler at ringside. Arn looks extremely keen to get underway, Sid waits outside the ring with a cold stare before slowly entering the squared circle.
Arn dominates the early exchanges before a big boot almost decapitates him. Sid catches his breath and makes his way over to the corner. He's stopped by Arn who drags him down and applies an abdominal stretch. Sid fights his way out of it and goes for a clothesline but Arn turns the tables and sends Sid out of the ring. He follows him out and slams his head off the announce table, smiling cheekily at Bischoff as he does so. Sid takes this opportunity to rake the eyes of the ex-Horseman but the referee hasn't seen it.
Bischoff meanwhile, comments that during Arn's time as Bischoff's right hand man, he always spoke of wanting revenge on Sid.
Sid is descending up the turnbuckle a second time but again, Arn is able to stop him and puts the chinlock on Sid. Sid is struggling to escape this and he knows well that tapping out will do him no good. Arn breaks the hold by choice and The Enforcer signals that it's time for a DDT. He hits it beautifully and turns his attention to the corner of the ring where the scissors lie. The crowd are on their feet now as the match climaxes. Sid is coming around as Arn is within inches of victory. Sid makes his way over to the corner in hope of stopping Arn retrieving the scissors but just as he goes to pull him down, Arn removes the scissors from the top of the pole and the bell wins to signal the end of the match.
Winner - Arn Anderson
Arn pushes Sid away from the turnbuckle with a kick to the face and sizes him up. A close up of the scissors indicates exactly how sharp they are. Sid gets to his feet and is met by the foreign object which makes an incision in his cheek. He turns away in pain but Arn scrapes the sharp inner blade against Sid's back. He drops the scissors and begins pummelling Sid. He hits another DDT as his music plays and he salutes the crowd.
Main Event: AJ Styles v Ricky Steamboat
Two of the premier workers in the world are both cheered to the ring, as the fans anticipate an instant classic.
Both men shake hands as they begin about that has been billed by those in attendance, as simply a match between two great wrestlers, with the question being, “on this night, who is the best”.
They begin with some chain wrestling, which for the 1st three/four minutes is fairly even with lockups ending in stalemates. But then suddenly Steamboat gets the upper hand to the delight of the crowd. The man who can never be booed just exudes confidence as he hits 3 straight deep arm drags to catch AJ, and the arm is worked over for the next couple of minutes.
AJ sells the arm, and as Steamboat sends AJ into the ropes with an Irish Whip, he goes for a sumptuous drop kick, only for AJ to hold onto the ropes, causing Steamboat to hit nothing. With his ribs exposed after the fall, AJ immediately sees the opening and goes to town on Steamboat’s mid-section for the next few minutes. Abdominal stretches, power slaw, springboard splashes all get displayed, with numerous 2 counts from the referee. Every so often Steamboat attacks the arm of AJ, causing brief respite, but AJ holds the upper hand, and continues some high-octane offence, focusing primarily on the midsection of Steamboat.
The finish comes as AJ goes for the Styles Clash. He gets him in position just about, but as AJ is about the get his feet over Steamboat’s arms, Steamboat picks the ankle, floats over, and suddenly sinks a deep arm wrench onto AJ, with AJ on his stomach. Steamboat is usin
g all his flexibility to get as much pressure as possible on the arm, but after 90 seconds or so, AJ makes it to the ropes. With Steamboat holding his stomach, he’s stalks AJ as he pulls himself up using the ropes. As AJ turns, Steamboat hoists him up into a double arm chicken wing, a move he famously used on one of AJ old mentor’s Ric Flair. But before he quite locks it in, AJ floats over, and hits the Pele Kick as Steamboat turns.
AJ then hits the Styles Clash for the sudden win, as the crowd celebrates.
Winner - AJ Styles
Both men get to their feet groggy and nursing their injuries, and they hoist each other’s hands in the air at the finish.0 -
Welcome to the 3rd installment of CWA challenge where we open the show with Miz in the ring with Waylon MercyMiz: for the last coupe of weeks he has had that freak Abyss follow him around but tonight there will be no more running as he issues a challenge for Abyss to face Waylon Mercy is a no holds barred match.
Waylon states that he will be showing Abyss no Mercy tonight and Abyss is only lucky that he wears a mask already as if he didnt he would defiantly need one after tonightMeanwhile backstage we Matt Morgan in JBL's office
Morgan: I want Hernadez Bradshaw and I want him bad he screwed me over last week
JBL: Woh big man you will get your oppurtunity but it wont be tonight I had to suspend Hernadez for a week as I found out he was the one who attacked that little midget Mysterio last week and now he has left to go to the BWA who ever they are and is threatning to sue for constructive dismissal
Morgan: Suspend him if you wanted to punish him to put him in the ring against me
JBL: I tell you what Morgan since you are so hyped up for a match tonight you can face up against Ahmed Johnson, Oh and that next so you better get yourself to the ring.***dont try this at home***
Matt Morgan vs Ahmed Johnson
Both men face off in the squarecircle talking thrash to one another until soon the fist begin to fly the match goes one way and then another with near falls for each star , Morgan though seems like he is getting ahead in this match up and whips Johnson of the rope and hits him with the carbon footprint but this only send Johnson over the ropes, Morgan follows him out and grabs Johnson to put him back in the ring, all the sudden Hernadez jumps the guard rail and with steel knuckles knocks out Morgan and heads back through the crowd the ref has no choice but call for the bell
Winner via DQ: Matt MorganBackstageThe Miz and Waylon Mercy bump into MR.T
Miz: Hey your that guy right, the guy with the famous saying
Mr.T: I PITY THE FOOL
Miz: No thats not it
Mercy: Oh its what you talking about willis
Miz: No thats not it eitheir thats not even close whats wrong with you man, Oh I know what it is its " get some nuts "
Mr.T: Your about to meet my friend pain
Miz: Hey just trying to help you out but if you are looking for some nuts then there is a guy here called Mr.Wonderful he has been offering his nuts to everyone in the locker room,
Miz and Mercy walk away as they do Mercy ask the Miz who was that the Miz says he thinks it is Booker T's brotherPipers pit: Tonight guest we have Harlem Heat
***BREAK***
Booker T : Before you even start piper if you even try anything like you did to Eddie last week then you will be playing those bag pipes from somewhere else other then your mouth
Piper: Ok Ok where clear I only brought ye out here to talk about yer upcoming Tag Titles match up at Revolution
Stevie Ray: Ya will man that is something we are looking forward.....
Booker T: We before you go any further Stevie I got to tell you bro that me and you have dominated that tag division for a long long time now but now that we are in CWA I have my eye on the Heavyweight Title but you know our man Ahmed is ready to step in at any stage
Piper: Oh seems we forgot to bring up some stuff around that family table so Marty Jannetty I mean Stevie Ray what you got to say to that:
Stevie: Sorry to disapoint you Piper but I will back my brother in whatever decision he makes and if he wants to go after JBL then I got his back
Piper: What do you say to the people that say there is no competition in the CWA for ye
Stevie Ray: I agree man and JBL better start opening his wallet and sign up a big tag team to face Harlem Heat 2000 at Revolution unless he wants his buyrates to drop***promo for revolution***Main Event
Waylon Mercy vs Abyss
This is a no holds barred match and its real slap mouth match up as soon as Abyy hits the ring Mercy is on him hitting him with a lid of a garbage can he then breaks a kendo stick over Abyss head, Mercy has now got a stop sign in his hand but Abyss stands up and punches the sign as Mercy drops it Abyss whips him into the turnbuckle and then charges him , Next he puts a ladder in front of Mercy and at full speed charges into him Mercy drops to the canvass Abyss takes out a bag of tacks and drops them on the canvass.
The Miz comes out from backstage but before he gets a chance to run to the ring Mr.Wonderful grabs him from behind and they begin to scuffle
Meanwhile in the ring Abyss is able to black hole slam Mercy straight into the tacks and covers him for the win.
Winner: AbyssShow ends with a clip of JBL leaving the arena on his phoneJBL: Listen I know ye got other offers but lets be honest ye like two things money and violence well at CWA I will make sure ye get plenty of both, as he hangs up he walks straight into Nikita Koloff
Koloff: Well well well look who it is the so called CWA Champion, dont think I have no realised that in the last two weeks you got rid of your nearest challengers
I heard you Spiked Scott Hall so you could fire him and you paid Hernadez off to jump Mysterio whats your plan for Booker T
JBL: I have no idea what you are on about anyway what the hell are you doing here
Koloff: Oh you must have forgot to check all your staffs contracts you see I have a 3 year deal with this place I was only on loan last year to another fed but I am back this year and I want what I should have got 2 years ago that nice shinny belt around ure waist.0 -
Part I
LWE - LizLinear Wrestling Entertainment presents it's weekly tv show
Friday Night Ignition
The show opens with IC champ Cody Rhodes and current tag team champs Ted DiBiase & Joseph Hennig and women's champion Natalya Neidhart making their way to the ring (the stable is known as The Generation Dominators). Rhodes takes a mic and talks about the changes happening in LWE and that all he needs to do know is add the world titleto his collection. He talks about being a former tag team champ and is the current IC champ and that he will be first to hold both the IC and world title at the same time. He says that since the world title is vacated after the brutal attack on former champion Christian who has been out of action now for 4 weeks the title should be given directly to the him tonight or else him and his stable mates will take matters into their own hands. He calls out the GM but they are a no show. Hennig takes a mic and says this show and promotion is dead without them, he says he is finally away from that ridiculous Michael McGillicutty name and no longer is in the shadow of his perfect father who he is simply better than, he holds up his tag title belt. Again Rhodes demand that he be given the world title belt now as there is no one else on the roster in his league. Ted DiBiase gets on the mic and says they are the best in past, present and future and if this promotion is too succeed the world title should be given to Cody or else he will buy the whole promotion right now and buy even the audience money is no object to him. Suddenly music is played and out comes tbc...................................................
Part II
Out comes Bobby Heenan and all members The Generation Dominators are shocked in the ring to see him.
Cody asks what he is doing there and Heenan says he got a call from the GM and offered a very nice deal to come to LWE. Cody asks where is the GM and Heenan says that tonight he is running the show. Cody asks for the world title as he is the best. Heenan tells him there will no world title match or world title given to him. Heenan tells Cody he likes him at least he dont dress in drag like his weirdo brother or dance like his fat daddy. He tells Cody that he will have a match tonight and then introduces his opponent Cowboy James Storm. Storm comes out with a beer in hand Heenan congratulates Storm on his new baby and asks if the baby looks like Bobby. Storm smirks at Heenan and says he too wants a shot at the world title. Heenan says he wont be making any world title matches tonight and that the GM will address that matter next week. Heenan says he'd like to introduce all at LWE to someone who has obtained his excellent services as his manager and he welcomes out Nigel McGuinness. Heenan says the name Desmond Wolfe should stay well buried in a tomb in Britain along with Vince Russo. Heenan says that tonight Nigel will fight anyone on the LWE roster. Joseph Hennig speaks immediately from the ring and says he will face him. Heenan jokes that Joseph proves his dad wasnt all perfect after all and makes the match for right now and he orders Cody, Ted Jr and Natalya to leave the ring but they stay ringside.
Match 1: Nigel McGuinness V Joseph Hennig
Heenan joins commentary for the match and tells Cody and Ted Jr to go take a walk and leave ringside and that Natalya can sit on his knee and he will tell her bedtime story if she wants. They all leave ringside with Joseph telling them he has this. Heenan comments on Joseph's bad dye job. Nigel McGuinness picks up the win. Heenan raises his hand in the ring.
John Morrison is seen doing his parkour training backstage and Brian Pillman him watching from the shadows.
Teddy Hart goes to speak with Cody and asks if he can join, Cody tells him no and walks off.
Match 2: Brutus Magnus V Joey Mercury
Joey Mercury picks up the win. Brian Pillman comes out and rides a bicycle around the ring and exits.
Teddy asks Natalya to speak with Cody about him and she says no and walks off. Teddy goes up to Bobby and introduces himself. He starts telling Bobby about training animals to wrestle. Bobby asks if he sure he is related to Bret Hart or is it Ultimate Warrior. Bobby gets a call on his mobile and leaves.
Lita and Beth are seen fighting backstage in the locker room. Security has to pull them apart. Bobby comes and asks why they are fighting is it still over Punk, Bobby tells them he has new dance partner in Jake Roberts over at WECWF so his dance card is full so they should to move on. Teddy Hart enters and tells Bobby he will take of this. Bobby and the security leave.
Bobby comes to the ring and says he was speaking with the GM and that Christian in on the mend and he should be here next week. John Morrison comes out and tells Bobby that someone is stealing his things from the locker room, Bobby asks what was taken and coughs Melina. Morrison says no that his expensive shampoo and conditioner are gone and he dont know who would take them. Brian Pillman again comes out and rides a bicycle around the ring and exits he has Morrison's hair products with him. Morrison chases after him. Bobby asks what type of company this is and leaves the ring.
Teddy Hart is shown backstage keeled over in pain in the women's locker room after trying to make peace between Lita and Beth.
Match 3: Cody Rhodes V James Storm
Ted Jnr and Natalya come out mid match and try to distract Storm but it dont work and Storm picks up the win after a roll up. Cody, Ted Jnr and Natalya attack Storm after the match. McGuinness makes the save but then afterwards he takes out Storm with Jawbreaker Lariat as the show ends.0 -
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FCW Episode 1
Pyro goes off in the RDS simmonscourt as the new FCW theme song is played throughout the arena "Bully" by Shinedown
Moments later the lights go out followed by:
And out comes the new GM of FCW to a monstrous ovation
This would bring out Robert RoodeHe says it so good to be back in Ireland and is really looking forward to running this show , but if anyone trys to rub him up the wrong he wont be afraid to TERMINATE THEM
Roode:Its an honour to be working in the same company as Arnie but everyone in the building wants to know when will he be given the now vacant World Title since he is the only one in the back that deserves it . So cut to the chase and give me the belt
Arnie:Now calm down Roode , who do you think you are Turbo Man . No one will be given anything , you need to work for it . So tonight we will crown the new Champion . We will have 4 matches and the winner of each match will face in a 4 Way Elimination Match in the Main Event . And Roode your match is up 1st.................................Oh and I'll Be Back
Opening Match:
Robert Roode vs Tajiri
Quick match with Roode attacking Tajiri as he was coming into the ring , Roode threw Tajiri into the steps arm first and beats down on the arm and drags his lifeless body into the ring and locks in the armbar for the win
Winner: Robert Roode
Post Match: Roode keeps beating down on Tajiri and locking the armbar once again until Rhyno would hit the ring to make the save
Match 2:
Rhyno vs Doug Williams
Williams comes out with a English flag to a chorus of boos in the 2nd match for the World Title . Strong paced match with lots of near falls between both men . Rhyno had Williams set up for the GORE but on the screen it showed Someone in black attire attacking Tajiri again with a chair hitting his arm , this allowed Williams to gain control and hitting the Chaos Theory for the win
Winner: Doug Williams
Backstage Segment: The Beautiful people are in the back discuss who Arnie will prefer , but they end up brawling but eventually agree to just walk in and ask him . But just as they were about to walk into his office the door flings open knocking both women out and all you hear is "My Bad" and the camera goes up to see that the "Funkasauras" has arrived
Match 3:
Person to get the pin will be in the Main Event
Team 3D vs London/Kendrick
2 top teams going at it but only one member of the team will get into the 4-Way Title Match . Lots of tags between both times but the experience of 3D would get the better of Londrick until Kendrick would make the hot tag and cleaned house . As it was looking like London was going to hit the 450 , D-Von would get on get up and hit a 3D from the top rope with Bubba Ray . Bubba Ray told D-Von to take the pin and get into the Main Event
Winner: D-Von
Post Match: Bubba Ray celebrates with D-Von and congratulates him
Match 4
Brodus Clay vs Mike Awesome
The Funkasaruas finally arrives and sadly for Awesome he tries to use his height and strength to overcome this guy but Clay gets the win and advances to the final spot in the Main Event.
Pre Match: Arnie comes out with the belt and sits at ringside to watch the upcoming match
Main Event
4 Way NO-DQ Elimination Match for World Championship
Roode vs D-Von vs Doug Williams vs Brodus Clay
Moments into the match as D-Von was on the outside Bubba Ray came down to what looked like support but ended up attacking D-Von with a steal chain and set up a table and power bombed him throw it , the ref had not choice to count D-Von as eliminated
1st Elimination:D-Von
Now Roode and Williams teamed up on Brodus but after Roode got freaked out by Clay he pushed Williams towards into the slaughter and would end up being eliminated by Clay
2nd Elimination: Williams
Now it was 1 on 1 with the next man to get a pinfall/submission would be crowned the new FCW champion . Someone how Roode would get the big man off his feet and start the beat down but after numerous attempts he just could not put away Clay . Clay would fight back , but just as he was about to hit Roode with the What The Funk , Roode would push the ref into Clay and then hit a low blow on Clay . As Arnie was checking up on the ref Roode would find a set of brass knuckles and hit Clay with them to knock him out . Since there was no ref Arnie would reluctanly make the pin
Winner and New FCW Champion Robert Roode
Post Match
Arnie would walk back into the ring and present Roode with the belt but as he took the belt Roode spit in Arnies face and ran from the ring . Roode would be shown running away in the back but Arnie would get on the microphone and say
Hey Roode congrats on the title win but you dont spit in the Governor's face . But if you think you are getting away with that you are wrong . I have one final bit of news , you will defend that belt at Wrestlemania against a person of my choice and the good news is that he is right in that door beside you , See You Next Week Roode
Backstage
Roode would opening the GM's door and to see who it was , Roode looks on stunned and walks/runs away shocked towards his car as......................................THE ROCK walks out of the office as the crowd go crazy shouting ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY as we go off the air0 -
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Fireworks go off from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for the first show of the new season.Commentary team: Welcome everyone to the return of Monday Night Grappling. We come to you tonight live from Philadelphia and as we build towards Grapplemania the question on our fans lips is...will Shawn Michaels be here? Rumours are rife on the whereabouts of HBK but hopefully tonight we will get answers!
Jim Cornette's music hits as he makes his way to the ring to boos. Fans have turned on the Commissioner in recent months and aren't happy about rumours he lost HBK to a rival roster.Cornette: Well sh*t, thank you for that familiar friendly Philadelphia welcome.
(Fans boo)
Now that I've got rid of the deadweight from last year and sent them packing to WECWF's wannabe whackjobs and BWA's bargain basement bin, this year Monday Night Grappling is back and bigger than ever. And yes folks I know there has been much speculation over a certain MNG talent...
(Fans chant 'HBK' and 'We want Michaels')
I know you do and I know every wrestling fan around the world wants to see the man who became champion here many months ago - Misawa - arguably the greatest Japanese wrestler ever, versus arguably the greatest American wrestler ever Shawn Michaels. Unfortunately...well, the rumours are accurate. Mr Michaels has in fact gone AWOL from this company.
(Fans jeer like crazy)
I know, hell I'm as hurt by this as you are but the show must go on and I'll have to find another contender to face Misawa...
*Batista's music hits*
Batista comes to the ring in a ridiculously wonderful outfit. Batista gets nose to nose with Cornette and says the fact he was not number one contender for Misawa's gold was a joke. He said he was the number one acquisition to the company and was promised big things by the owner of MNG but instead the talk was about a guy who didn't even want to be on the show.
He said Michaels should just do what he does best and keep hunting poor defenceless animals. It will at least give Batista some more cool outfits to wear like his leopard-skin underwear. Batista said he had no title shot due to the bad blood between him and Cornette and said it was because he had said in interviews Cornette did nothing for his career while he was in OVW.
Cornette said he had separate plans in mind for Batista but to stop his whiney bitching if Batista can win his match tonight he'll be the number one contender for the World title. His opponent would be...the World Champion Misawa. The fans meanwhile keep chanting for HBK.Commentary: So if Batista wins the non-title match he becomes no 1 contender at Grapplemania!
* Commercial break*
Match - Trish Stratus vs local worker
Before the match the Women's Champ Trish said she heard Manami Toyota had signed for the company and hoped it was true. Trish made short work of the unknown game lass finishing her off with the Chick Kick.
Winner: Women's Champion Trish Stratus
Following the match the lights went low and a video aired highlighting Manami Toyota's abilities and declared her the best female wrestler in the world. When the lights went up Toyota appeared on the ramp and motioned for the belt as the fans cheered. Trish raised the title belt and told her she wasn't scared.
Backstage Batista brushes off an MNG interviewer and as he walks into his dressing room he sees it's been trashed and a strange ancient symbol is painted on his wall. Batista wonders aloud if Misawa did this.(A promo aired highlighting Misawa's World Title reign in recent months and how the guy who entered the company with little English had gradually won US fans over and become a symbol of all that is good about wrestling.)
Backstage we see Cornette in his office trying to contact Michaels. The WECWF legends and TV champ Nick Bockwinkel walks in along with Ray Stevens and Bockwinkel says he has something extremely important to tell Cornette about the Monday Night Wars.
Cornette says he has no time and runs off shouting into his phone. Cornette's team, the tag champions The Midnight Express are there and the Rock N Roll Express enter. They challenge old rivals Midnight Express to a match for the titles but Ray Stevens says they want the belts too. The Midnight Express tell RNR member Robert Gibson that unfortunately for him he takes on the Crippler Ray Stevens tonight and that match is next...
Match - The Crippler Ray Stevens vs Robert Gibson w/Ricky Morton
Stevens oddly comes out alone. The two have a good match with the fans behind Gibson all the way. During the match however the Midnight Express interfere and Stevens uses the distraction to roll up Gibson with a handful of tights for the pin.
Winner: Ray Stevens
After the match the Midnight Express beat on Ricky Morton whilst Stevens takes Gibson outside, He hits him with a piledriver on the floor and even the Midnight Express look somewhat shocked by this. Stevens screams he's the crippler and he'll end the career of anyone who gets in his way.
*commercial break*
Konnan meets Bockwinkel backstage and asks if he's seen what his tag partner just did out there. Bockwinkel says he doesn't associate with street ruffians like Konnan and that he urgently needs to consult with Cornette. Konnan says he's a Mexican champion and threatens to teach him some thug respect but Bockwinkel sneers at him and says he would teach him some manners but he has to find Cornette.
Main Event: Batista vs Misawa (c) (non-title. If Batista wins he's number one contender)
The two men have a hard-fought physical encounter with the story of the match being Batista being a monster and hitting many big moves but being unable to stop the fighting effort of Misawa. As Batista goes to hit a Batista Bomb, Misawa rolls him up with a cradle for the 1-2-3 as the fans erupt for the champion Misawa.
Winner: Misawa
Batista snaps now he is not getting to face Misawa for the title and he grabs a chair. Cornette runs down with security and tells Batista to knock it off or else. Batista gets nose to nose with Cornette one more time and Cornette has security take him away. Batista breaks clear and hits Cornette with a punch. Cornette picks himself off and screams into the mic that Batista just 'pushed the nuclear button'. Batista shakes his head confused at this as security drag him away.
Contract signing - ???
Misawa gets to his feet as his Japanese entourage rush in the ring. Cornette congratulates him and says he just gave him a headache as now there is no match for Grapplemania. The fans again chant for HBK. Misawa grabs a mic and says 3 words 'I want Michaels'. The fans cheer. Cornette says he knows that but Shawn Michaels doesn't want to be found. Then...
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The fans come unglued as Shawn Michaels appears. He comes out wearing a suit but his head is bowed and he looks serious. The fans are on their feet as he enters the ring and he extends his hand to Misawa.
(He motions for the music to be stopped)
Michaels: Hell of a match, Misawa.
Cornette: Well dammit Michaels I don't know where you've been but you're here now and since this is the match the MNG owner wants, and hell the match the world wants, let's put pen to paper and get this title match -
Michaels: Hold on a second, Jim. Firstly I want to apologise to the fans of Monday Night Grappling. My head...has not been right lately. Since my Mania matches with Undertaker I just...
(The fans chant 'HBK')
Michaels: Man, y'know (he begins to tear up)...I just...Uh...I just don't know if I can do this anymore, guys.
(Some fans scream no as others boo)
Michaels: I'm sorry, Misawa. I'm sorry everyone. It's just...I've...I've lost my smile again.
(The fans boo loudly as Misawa's interpreters explain what's being said. Misawa shakes his head in disbelief)
Michaels: I can't anymore. I can't.
(Michaels leaves the ring to boos and some girls are crying)
Cornette: What is this a marketing ploy, Michaels? You want more money? Did HVCW offer you something? I'll double it! Those snakes in BWA? WECWF? What is this about Michaels?
(Michaels keeps walking up the ramp head bowed.
Cornette: Hold on Michaels. Hold on. I want you to know if you walk out now you're not just walking out on myself and Misawa. You're walking out on each and everyone of these fans here...
(The fans chant HBK as Michaels stands motionless for what seems like a full minute. He slowly turns around with tears in his eyes and mouths 'I'm sorry' and walks out of the arena to a chorus of boos)
The credits roll.0 -
WECWF WRESTLEWAR opens with Jim Ross and Joey Styles welcoming us to tonights show..
Kerry Von Erich is in the centre of the ring.. "The Modern Day Warrior" Has a microphone in his hand
"When i left my families Promotion in Texas. I knew there was only one place I wanted to go. Not BWA or MNG but WECWF"
Before Von Erich can finish. The Iron Sheik interupts and makes his way to the ring.."The Kerry Von Erich of Von Erich Family... You are nothing but a no good Jabroni. You're Father was a no good Jabroni piece of sh*t.. You're Brothers are no good Jabroni motherfu*ker too. Whole fu*king Von Erich family are piece of s*it. Im am Iron Sheik, Im am Real Worlds Champion and Best Wrestler in the World. I came to WECWF because of the Hulk Hogan. But theres no Hulk Hogan here, just the f*cking Brian Knobbs. He su*k the Hulk Hogan co*k and he a no good mother*cker.
Von Erich looks quite confused as The Iron Sheik enters the ring"The Kerry Von Erich you look like the Ultimate Warr. You're no good piece of S*it "
Sheik out of nowhere hits Von Erich with a Persian Club and immediately locks in the Camal Clutch..
The Music of the Nasty Boys Plays, and Knobbs and Saggs make their way to the Ring. Sheik lets go of the Camal Clutch, as the Nasty's circle him. Kerry Von Erich slowly gets to his feet as the Nasty Boys from nowhere hit the "Trip to Nastyville" on the Modern Day Warrior. Leaving the WECWF Universe confused as the Iron Sheik and Nasty Boys celebrate together in the ring as the Sheik sings the Iranian National Anthem..
From out of nowhere, Kevin and David Von Erich make they're way through the crowd. And manage to get some revenge on the Nasty Boys as the Sheik hightails it from the ring.
A Black Car is shown parking in the Arena Carpark, as a pair of feet are show exiting the Limo.
Match Number 1.
Junkyard Dog vs Jobber
Quick match up with JYD getting the win.
WINNER..
Junkyard Dog
After the Match the new Owner of the WECWF makes his way to the ring. Vincent Kennedy McMahon has a microphone and addresses the WECWF Universe for the first time.
The Million Dollar Man Appears on the Titantron"So this is the House Eric Bischoff built? It was nothing but a house built of sh*t, WECWF was before I purchased it from Eric Bischoff. A nothing promotion of the stature of MNG or BWA. And just like i put ECW and WCW out of business. I Plan on turning WECWF into the Sports Entertainment Mecca it deserves to be, while also running BWA and MNG into the ground, squashing them both like the maggots they are.. But now on to more pressing things with the regards to the WECWF Legends title. MNG decided to take Nick Bockwinkle and the title with him, so im issuing a Challenge to that fat redneck son of a bitch, Jim Cornette either return our Title.. Or we'll take it back BY FORCE.. "
"Vince, You dont own anything. My Million Dollar Consortium bought WECWF from Paul Heyman so I'm the rightful and legal owner of this company. And if you think any differently I'll be pursuing legal action, and since your bankrupt, and I'm not, You've got no chance, NO CHANCE IN HELL"
Dibiase laugh's his trademark laugh as Vince Looks PISSED in the ring.
The Mexicools vs Jobbers
Fast paced match up with Super Crazy getting the pinfall
Winners
The Mexicools
JOEY STYLES AND JIM ROSS PUT OVER WECWF's TWITTER PAGE, AND HOW THE HASHTAG "LETTHEWARBEGIN" IS IN THE TOP 3 TRENDS AROUND THE WORLD
The Iron Sheik is backstage and walks in Mr McMahon's office.
A VIDEO PROMO FOR THE SOON TO RE-DEBUT JUSHIN "THUNDER"LIGER IS SHOWN.
Mean Gene is Backstage with Harley Race..
"Mr Race tonight is your final chance to win the WECWF Title from CM Punk, how do you plan on beating the Straight Edge Champion?""Simple... Im gonna beat the hell out of him"
Race walks off and makes his way to the ring.
Main Event
CM Punk Vs Harley Race
This match is the culmination of months of matches between the 2 superstars, and CM Punk manages to retain his title with the GTS.
WINNER and STILL WECWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
CM PUNK.
Punk grabs a mic from ringside.
"Since i joined WECWF I've proven to every single one of the fans and every guy in the back that "Im the Best Wrestler in The World" I've beaten everyone who's stood in my way. Harley Race, I've given you more than enough chances to beat me old man. And you haven't come close to getting the job done. So out of pure desperation for competition, I'm issuing this Open Challenge to anyone who thinks they can go toe to toe with Me at Mayhem Rising III. Straight Edge has fortunately given me some Addictions, the Addiction to Competition, and the Addiction to Winning. And i honestly can't see anyone who in WECWF who has the ability to beat me.. Because unfortunately for the rest of WECWF. Straight Edge means I'm that Much Better than You.
Punk sits down in the centre of the ring as he awaits his opponent.
The WECWF Universe is on its feet as Jake "The Snake" Roberts makes his way to the ring.
"CM Punk i dont think you've proven yourself to anyone, and if you actually think in your tiny little brain that your the best Wrestler in the World, well then your ego is clearly clouding your judgement kid."
Roberts slowly walks to the ring with a large sack in his hand.."Roberts you're literally the last person on the Planet who deserves a title shot. You're nothing more than a washed up junkie, alcoholic,absente father who's spent his entire career giving into every vice that was put infront of you. You absolutely disgust me Roberts, You physically make me sick. Its because of people like you, that i've molded myself into this modern day role model. I dont want anyone to have the misfortune of puttinh someone like you on a pedestal, because at the end of the day, all that will lead to is dissapointment. And I dont want our fans, The WECWF Universe feeling the same dissapointment you're daughter has felt every day of her life, i dont want our fans to feel that level of abandonment when you become "Just Another Dead Wrestler" On the day you ultimately die alone in some Motel room, overdosing on whatever poison has raped your lifeless body... I dont want our fans to think its ok to abandon their children and families for a needle or the bottom of a bottle. All because a reformed Jake Roberts could be seen as a Role Model.. You make me fu*king sick. "
Jake looking visibly angry enters the ring, and WECWF WrestleWar ends with CM Punk and Jake Roberts beating the hell out of each other in the ring.
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Lawler: Hello and welcome to Thursday Nights Complete Wrestling Entertainment, What a night we have lined up,
the arrival of Tigermask, the hardcore champ Ken Shamrock, will defend his Hardcore title against a mystery opponent,
The Undertaker WILL apoligise to me personally in that ring tonight, and so much more coming up.
lex luger is standing in the ring: Last week I was jumped in the back, Jerry Lawler you didnt even make an attempt
to find out what the hell happend so im gonna have to start up my own little investigation.... you have till the end of the night.
cut to higlights of last weeks match between KENTA and shamrock,
Lex is shown walking around backstage looking for Lawler....
were back in the ring and we have the debut of Trent Baretta and Caylen Croft, aka Youthful Aggression,
not much is known about there opponents team local but what colored masks they are wearing!
Local Mask 1 extends a handshake to Baretta, good god Baretta extented that size 8 boot to his face
Baretta with an irish whip and a hard spinebuster on the return, Baretta with a high knee in the corner and tags in Croft
Croft who instantly hits a superkick, and thats all over, Baretta slams Local Mask 2 into the steel steps as they exit the ring,
Kenta now in the ring as he awaits Kensuke Sasaki,
Sasaki and Kenta shake hands and start nailing each other with chops, as Kenta sets up a Table on the outside,
Kevin Steen appears and lands a stiff chair shot to the back of the head, the ref calls for a stoppage as Sasaki rolls out to confront Steen
Steen just ignores Sasaki untill he recieves a hard chop to the chest Steen retaliates wth enzuigiri out of stacks him on the Table, and proceeds to powerbomb
Kenta through Sasaki and the table, Steen grabs a mic.
Kevin Steen: DEADMAN OH DEADMAN let me make this clear, im here for YOU, not Your title, not your streak, JUST YOU.
there just bonuses that come with ending your career..... yeah that fat **** Lawler is in the back, dealing with Luger when he should be dealing with my Contract for our match.
The Lights go out...
when the lights turn Back on Taker is face to face with Steen,
no words are spoken by either man Taker smiles at Steen and turns to walk off, he looks back "REST IN PEACE"
Steen just laughs manically at him.
and were backstage as Shamrock is wearing a steel pipe off someones back, theres a ref this must be his opponent
but we cant see his face, as Shamrock is just beating this man all around the arena, he throws him through a set of doors
and locks on the anklelock good god the man is tapping and the referee wont stop the match, Shamrock looks at the ref, the ref says
im being told not stop the match... my god shamrock has snapped,he kicks the ref in the head, he rips the the hood of the mans face, Its Caylen Croft!!
Wait Shamrock just got thrown through a window, he gets nailed with... wait ive seen that before Thats The gringo killer! the ref counts to 3
that gringo killer can only mean one thing, that man under the mask, yes its Homicide!!! Homicide is CWE'S new Hardcore champion!!
Lawler is Back in the ring standing with Tigermask,
Ladies and gentlemen i introduce quite possibly the best technical wrestler in the world today....... TigerMask
Tigermask: last Chris Benoit said he was the greatest, The Truth is he is one of the greatest, But he is no Tigermask,
he will always be the pegasus kid to me, but im willing to give him a chance to prove he has improved at the next PPV,
I challenge Benoit to a submission match, Chris benoits music hits, he appears onstage in a suit.
Benoit: Sorry im not down there right now, truth is I had some buisness to attend to, so what your saying is that your the man around here?
Tigermask: exactly
Benoit: I notice you have KENTA and Sasaki with you tonight,
Tigermask: yes they are my friend, they will make sure you dont use any underhanded attacks,
Benoit: i have friends too you know... Benoit goes to the back, and comes back 2 minutes later with lex luger,
Lawler: lex what are you doing i told you i would sort your problems
Luger: yeah and i told you, you had till the end of the night, so come on who attacked me?
Lawler: Lex... im looking into it come on please give me a chance to do my job,
Benoit: Jerry we know who it was... it was Tigermask we have footage of him doing it!
Lawler: ok ok if you have your proof lex you have your match right now 1 on 1.
Kenta and Sasaki get in the ring and stand next to Tigermask, Benoit and luger Start making there way to the ring.
Lex and benoit take out Sasaki and Kenta,
Benoit:so tigermask you were saying you are the man, you know thats funny i had an old friend once that used to say to be the man you have beat the man.
OH by the way I have more friends..... suddenly Luger and Benoit start beating down on Tigermask,
They then throw up a four.......and out comes Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard.
the four men stand in the middle of the ring holding up four fingers the horsemen music playing.....
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The announcers welcome us to Monday Night Nitro where an old face is set to make his return to his home county of Wicklow, Fergal Devitt.Before they can continue Jesse 'The Body' Ventura's music hits and the Interim General Manager makes his way down to the ring. Huge heat for Ventura here.
Ventura grabs a mic but has to wait for the crowd to quieten down as the boos are almost deafening. Ventura asks for silence but a "You screwed Barry" chant breaks out. Ventura again waits before he begins to speak. He tells the crowd he had no choice but to make Barry Windham defend his World title against the Dynamite Kid at No Way In last night despite Windham not being medically cleared to wrestle. He explains that Windham had to defend otherwise he'd have to relinquish the title because of the 30 day defend rule. Ventura goes on to say that it was Windham's own fault for getting injured in the first place for not watching his own back. Ventura is really acting like he gives a fcuk here. But the crowd ain't buying it.
Windham's music hits and he makes his way to the ramp still selling the leg injury he sustained from Dynamite's beatdown a couple of weeks ago on Nitro. Windham calls Ventura a liar and tells him to stop acting like he cares. He tells Ventura he got what he wanted now that Dynamite is the champion so at least be honest and tell the truth. Ventura fires back at Windham saying "You want the truth? Well truth is I did screw you, but you know what? They're ain't a damn thing you're gonna do about it". Windham begins to smile and says to Ventura that there is. He says he understands the 30 day defend rule as well as understanding he had a rematch clause written into his contract. Windham says he'll take that rematch at Wrasslemania. Before Ventura has a chance to respond the Dynamite Kid comes out of nowhere and attacks Windham from behind. Dynamite begins to work away at Windham's injured leg and Ventura runs up the ramp and starts shouting over and over "What are you gonna do now? What are you gonna do now Barry?".
Analysis: Great opening segment. Ventura plays the role as the heel GM perfect. He really knows how to work a crowd and his role in the world title is doing the Dynamite Kid a favour due to his lack of mic skills. Windham is red hot at the moment. He is so over with the crowd as the loyal, unfortunate babyface who keeps getting screwed by the evil GM.*Video of Fergal Devitt training in rehab following his long injury layoff*Bruiser Brody vs. Umaga
Before either man makes his way out, Samoa Joe comes down and joins the announcers on commentary for this match.
Umaga is first out. Joe on commentary puts Umaga over as the second toughest man in WTF behind himself. Joe says Umaga will crush Bruiser Brody tonight. Brody comes out next to a decent enough pop. He enters the ring and walks over to the ropes to point at Joe. Umaga suddenly attacks Brody from behind and the refs rings the bell to start the match. Umaga takes control straight away stomping away on Brody. He whips Brody against the ropes and then into a Samoan Drop and quick pin attempt but Brody kicks out. Joe puts over Umaga on commentary saying the best wrestlers in the world come from Samoa. Umaga throws Brody into the corner and headbutts him several times. He whips Brody into the opposing turnbuckle before running at him but Brody ducks out of the way and Umaga runs into the turnbuckle. Brody takes charge of the match at this point much to Joe's dismay. Brody lands a big body slam but Umaga kicks out at two. Brody attempts to pick up Umaga but Umaga counters with a thumb to the eye. He kicks Brody in the gut and lands a powerbomb. But somehow again Brody kicks out. Umaga climbs to the top rope for a diving headbutt but is too slow and Brody pulls the top rope and Umaga slips. Brody races up and piledrives Umaga to the mat and for the 3 count.
Winner: Bruiser Brody in 12:20
After the match Samoa Joe enters the rings and attacks Bruiser Brody. The bell rings over and over but Joe doesn't stop. Joe hits the Muscle Buster on Brody. Joe stands over Brody to end the segment.
Analysis: **1/2 Decent match in what was just a way of continuing the feud between Brody and Joe. I'd expect the two to have a match at Wrasslemania in what will be an absolute cracker. Joe is definitely more suited to playing the monster heel than a babyface character while Brody is getting decent pops from the crowd nowadays.Goldust is back stage getting ready for his match later when his father, Dusty Rhodes, walks in. He asks his son if he's ready for the match later and ready to become the next Tag Team Champions. Goldust nods. Dusty says they're only two matches away from that so don't screw it up. Goldust nods again in agreement and asks Dusty is he proud of him, but Dusty leaves instead of answering.Dynamite Kid vs. Local Jobber
The jobber is already in the ring when the Dynamite Kid comes out with the World Title. The announcers make reference to last night at No Way In when Dynamite beat Barry Windham for the World Title after the ref had no choice but to end it after Windham could no longer make it to his feet..jpg)
The bell rings and the two men lock up. Dynamite pushes the jobber to the ground and laughs. The two lock up again and Dynamite again pushes the jobber to the ground. Dynamite looks to be having great fun with this. The jobber goes a kick but Dynamite catches his foot. The jobber tries for an enziguri but Dynamite ducks and spins the jobber round before hitting a German suplex. Dynamite quickly makes his way to the top rope for the diving headbutt and this one is over already.
Winner: Dynamite Kid in 1:13
Analysis: 3/4* Quick match to highlight how good the Dynamite Kid is. Be interesting to see what happens with Windham and if he'll be able to make the main event of Wrasslemania to take on Dynamite.A limo pulls up outside the building. They announcers plug that Fergal Devitt is here.The Hart Dynasty (Tyson Kidd & David Hart Smith) vs. The Rhodes (Dusty Rhodes and Goldust) - Number 1 Contenders Spot for the Tag Team Championship
The announcers put over that the winner of this match will face The Wild Samoans at Wrasslemania for the Tag Team Championship.
The Hart Dynasty are out first followed by The Rhodes. The announcers are quick to mention that it's only been a matter of weeks since Dusty Rhodes and Goldust made amends on their relationship after a 5 year absence of not talking to each other.
The bell rings and Tyson Kidd and Goldust start the match. Quick back and forward action with these two with a couple of near falls. Goldust is up on the top rope looking to hit Kidd with a clothesline but Kidd manages to duck Goldust hits the mat. The camera flashes to Dusty who is not happy following that miss. Kidd retaliates with some awesome looking dropkicks and a snap suplex for 2. Kidd tags in DH Smith and the big man begins to work away at Goldust's midsection. Smith whips Goldust against the ropes and into a sidewalk slam. Again another 2 count. Smith tags back in Kidd and Kidd hits Goldust with a huge crossbody from the top rope but once again Goldust kicks out. Great fast action from these two tag team specialists. Kidds works over Goldust in the corner and lands an impressive looking hurricanrana. Kidd puts Goldust into the sharpshooter but Goldust is quick to make it to the ropes to break the hold. Dusty Rhodes is visibly getting pissed off now. Kidd goes for another suplex but Goldust uses his weight and reverses it into one of his own. Both men are down in the centre of the ring. Kidd begins to move, crawling towards Smith for the tag. Eventually Goldust does too and heads for his father. Both men are inches away from tagging out but who will get there first? Kidd tags in Smith but all of a sudden Dusty drops down from the apron refusing the tag. Goldust looks stunned. He's just been shunned by his father once again. He can't believe it. Dusty begins to walk up the ramp. Goldust gets to his feet but Smith grabs him and hits a running powerslam for the win. This one's over!
Winner: The Hart Dynasty in 8:51
Analysis: **3/4 Good tag match. The Hart Dynasty are a very exciting young team with a big future ahead of them. I hope they can beat the Wild Samoans at Wrasslemania. Dusty walking out on his son like that was a big swerve. Wasn't expecting that to happen so soon. I'd expect Dusty to explain himself next week.The camera is outside Fergal Devitt's dressing room. He's set to make his return next!The crowd are waiting patiently for Devitt here in his home county. The lights go out all around the arena and suddenly Devitt's music hits. The lights go on and Fergal Devitt is standing atop the ramp. Massive pop from the crowd. They really love this man. Devitt makes his way down to the ring. The crowd are in full voice tonight. After a few minutes of Devitt celebrating his return with the crowd the Irishman grabs a mic. He slowly puts it towards his lips and says "I'm back!!". The crowd pop huge. Even louder than before. Devitt says the last six months have been hell but he's back, and better than ever. He says he's delighted to return in front of his home county and says he couldn't miss out on Wrasslemania now that it's only a bus ride away from his hometown of Bray to Greystones. Devitt says there's only one match he wants at Wrasslemania, and that's to take on the Dynamite Kid for the World Title. Devitt waits for a response and finally out comes the Interim General Manager, Jesse Ventura.
Once again massive heat for 'The Body'. Ventura tells Devitt that if he thinks he can just come back whenever he feels like it and start making matches then he needs to think again. Ventura says that if Devitt wants a title shot he's got to earn it. And it's too late for him to have a match a Wrasslemania. Devitt says that before he got injured thanks to the Dynamite Kid he was the World Champion and had to vacate it. Now that he's back he should get a rematch since he never technically lost to anyone for the belt in the first place. Ventura laughs off Devitt's comments saying if Windham ain't getting a rematch then neither is he. Ventura turns to go backstage but before he can go he tells Devitt to sling his hook and get back into that limo of his. Devitt responds "What limo?".
Just then Sgt. Slaughter's music hits and out comes the real GM of Nitro. He stands beside his replacement, Ventura, take the mic from him and says: "Thanks for all your hard work Jess. I owe you one. But now that I'm back I think I'll be taking back my position of Nitro GM if you don't mind?". Ventura is absolutely stunned. Slaughter welcomes back Devitt and says he's right. What happened to him isn't fair and he deserves his rematch. Just like Barry Windham. Slaughter is making the main event of Wrasslemania a Triple Threat match between Dynamite Kid, Barry Windham, and Fergal Devitt for the World Title. The show ends with Devitt celebrating and Ventura standing there shocked and stunned.Overall Analysis: Great show. It wasn't a wrestling heavy show but it did it's job which was to set up as many matches and feuds for Wrasslemania. It was great to see Devitt return, and a massive surprise to see Sgt. Slaughter return too. Nobody was expecting that. Very funny to see Jesse Ventura stunned like that. First time he's ever been stuck for words. The main event of Wrasslemania should be a cracker. Three of the best technical wrestlers in the world vying for the World Title. Doesn't get any better than that.
The show helped further Bruiser Brody's feud with Samoa Joe. They're match at Mania is pretty much all but confirmed now. One match is confirmed is for the Tag Team Championships between The Wild Samoans and The Hart Dynasty. That should be a good match. Two veterans against two of the best young wrestlers in the business. I was expecting The Rhodes to become the number 1 contenders instead but this way it opens up two new matches for Mania rather than one. I look forward to next week's show to see how each of the angles play out.0 -
WECWF WrestleWar opens with a recap of last weeks altercation between Jake "The Snake" Roberts and CM Punk
Joey Styles Welcomes us to the show and announce that tonight there'll be a contract signing for The Mayhem Rising Main Event between CM Punk and Jake Roberts. But first He introduce's the redebuting Jushin Thunder Liger, who has rejoined WECWF from BWA
Opening Match
Jushin Liger vs The Zombie
Liger gets the quick win with the Liger Bomb..
WINNER: Jushin Liger in 4.56
Liger celebrates in the ring, but is interupted by The Mexicools... With Juventud Guererra, Super Crazy and Psicosis hitting the ring, and then hitting their combined finishers on the Japanese Superstar. Liger is left lifeless in the ring..
Harley Race vs Local Talent
Harley Race gets the win with the Figure 4
WINNER: Harley Race IN 4.09
Harley Race is backstage with Mean Gene.. And before he can even say anything The Iron Sheik show up with a live microphone..
Sheik Spits on the ground and walks away leaving Mean Gene and Harley Race really confused."Harley Race you where once good Champion, you are good man. Sheik like him. But you where never Great World Champion like Iron Sheik. I beat the Mr Bob Backlund at the Madison Square Garden...
Iron Sheik was Real Worlds Champion. Olympic Gold Medal not like that Fu*king Jabroni Hulk Hogan. F*ck you Hulk Hogan you are no good piece of sh*t Motherf*ker. Kerry Von Erich son of biggest Jabroni piece of sh*t Fritz Von Erich, you just like the Ultimate Warr, and the Brian Blair.You another no good, Son of a Bitch, Lowlife. Sheik wants you to know. You are Punk. You are piece of Sh*t. I break your back. Suplex you. Make you humble and f*ck you're a** then I put you in the Camel Clutch..
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The Von Erichs vs Jobber Team
David and Kevin Von Erich make their way to the ring, to a huge ovation by the WECWF Universe. Joey Styles goes over the footage from last week. And the attack by the Iron Sheik and The Nasty Boys..
Fast paced match up with the Von Erichs getting the easy win.
WINNERS: Kevin and David Von Erich
After the match the Nasty Boys make their way through the crowd and into the ring. Laying out the Von Erichs with numerous chairshots.. Kerry Von Erich quickly comes to the ring and manages to scare off Knobbs and Saggs with swinging chairshots of his own...
Vince McMahon and Ted Dibiase are backstage in an office, at a large table surrounded by Lawyers. Vince opens the conversation."Dibiase as far as I see it, I purchased this company from Bischoff and am the legal and righteous owner of WECWF, And as you well know Ted, what I want, I get. What I want, I take..
And i have no problem squashing you and leaving you for dead just like I did to Ted Turner, Verne Gagne, Jim Crockett Jr and every single other regional promoter across this Country that stood in my way. I Single Handedly turned Wrasslin into Sport's Entertainment. Ted you're a fine Wrestler, and I respected You as a person. But you don't have the "Ruthless Aggression" that I have to take a Promotion like WECWF, and turn it into the Number One Promotion in the World..
"Vince its this simple.. I have the Money. You don't. You can brag and showboat about your past conquests all you like. But that wont put food on your table.
That wont bring back the millions of dollars you pissed away, You ran WWE into the ground. And i can't let you do the same to WECWF, I will make the shareholders of this company see the light, and make them realise Vince McMahon is a liability. As Far as I see it Vince, I have the means to own WECWF and you have the means to work the commentary booth with Joey Styles.
Dibiase laughs his trademark laugh, as the show goes to commercials.
Joey Styles says he's recieved word on WECWF's Twitter Page that LIVE on Next Week's WrestleWar the WECWF Board of Directors will make a decision on the Ownership of the Company.
Both McMahon and Dibiase are in the ring as we await CM Punk and Jake Roberts.."CM Punk, you know what thats quite the apt name for you. Punk .. Sort of sums you up nicely in 4 little letters.. Your nothing more than a self-righteous little Punk.. You sit on top of this imaginary pedestal judging everyone around you.. What right do you have to judge Me?
How dare you belittle me without taking a step, let alone walking a mile in my shoes. Your nothing more that a Narcissistic Little Punk.. Maybe you should change you're name Punk, SN Punk. "Self Righteous Narcissist Punk" has quite a nice ring to it."
Punk mockingly applauds Jake the Snake."SN Punk... That's unbelievable. How did you ever manage to come up with that on your own? Were you drunk when that came into your head? Did the voices that swirl around your brain say that to you, after you snorted your last hit? You disgust me Roberts, i feel physically sick having to be this close to you. Smelling the stench of your failure, not only your failure as a Wrestler but your failure as a Human Being.
As far as being Self righteous, well yeah compared to a Junkie F*ck up like you, with no self-control or self-respect. I have every right to be judgemental, because im better than you Roberts. Not just because I don't Smoke, Drink or do Drugs. But because I havent abandoned those around me, I don't have a daughter, who i never see. Who's birthday i forget every year. Who spends every Christmas morning watching her deadbeat Father, Drunk and High, and beating the sh*t out of her Mother.. You make me f*cking sick..
I haven't pumped every single dollar I've ever earned into my veins. I havent messed my whole life up because of my "Demons" I don't have "Demons" Roberts.. I just have the WECWF World heavyweight Championship.. Something you will never have.."
Jake throw's the table separating both Superstars over and Both Men have now begun a full on brawl with Vince McMahon, getting security to try to separate them. The closing image of WrestleWar is CM Punk and Jake Roberts still brawling outside on the ring and up the entrance way. 0 -
SWE PRESS CONFERENCE
There is a table set up inside the ring in the Spongezone with four empty chairs. The press gather outside the ring in anticipation of the upcoming press conference from the owner of Spongey Wrestling Entertainment, Mr. Spongey. The reclusive billionaire millionaire entrepreneur has had a troublesome 2011 with a lot of his assets seized by CAB and the question on every journalist’s lips are what does this mean for the future of Spongey Wrestling Entertainment.
After a short wait out comes Mr. Spongey. “I’d like to thank all of you for coming here today for what I believe is a momentous occasion for the SWE. Since our successful hosting of Spongemania last year the company has gone through some operational and financial difficulties. With the loss of some key talent to rival promotions the company was on the verge of bankruptcy. However I have been able to organise a deal that will ensure the future of the organisation. That being said I would like to welcome the new co-owner of Spongey Wrestling Entertainment, Mrs Stephanie McMahon.”
Stephanie walks out to a rapturous applause from the press. She takes her seat beside Mr. Spongey. “I’m delighted to be here in the Spongezone and truly excited at the challenge of resurrecting this wonderful wrestling company. As mentioned I have purchased 50% of the SWE for a nominal fee and bring my years of expertise in the industry to manage this company to the top company in wrestling. I will now field a few questions”
Question – Mr Spongey, what did you see as the major factors in the decline of the SWE over the second half of 2011? Mr Spongey smirks and answers “Well seeing as I was responsible for the operational decisions of the company the reason for its decline rests solely on my shoulders. My efforts to freshen things up and to make it as real as possible ended up damaging the company. For example my decision to bring in KPMG to independently scrutinise the roulette wheel that was used to decide matches on an episode of SWE backfired when the SWE Heavyweight Championship match was decided by a pillow fight match. These operational decisions were part of the reason to bring in such a respected GM as Stephanie McMahon”
Question – Mr Spongey, what were the other reasons that contributed to this decision? Mr Spongey answere “No doubt the main reason was financial and the lawsuit instigated by Vickie Guerrero last year in relation to the sex tape that was released on the internet. The sex tape involving Vickie and both Earthquake and Typhoon of The Natural Disasters resulted in personal trauma to Vickie (and to those who watched it) and she was successful in her lawsuit.”
Question – Stephanie, what talent do you hope to recruit to the company and what are the prospects of bringing in your husband Triple H? Stephanie answers “With regards to my husband, I asked him to join me here at the SWE but he decided instead to join a rival promotion. All marital privileges have now been withdrawn and he is sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future. We have managed to secure the signing of some top notch talent including Wade Barrett, Macho Man Randy Savage, D’Angelo Dinero, Bill Goldberg amongst others and we look forward to entertaining the SWE universe with some top quality wrestling. On that note I would like to welcome our two current champions, the SWE Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund and the SWE Interprovincial Champion The Model Rick Martel”
Bob Backlund and Rick Martel come out to the ring with their championship belts and take their seat at the table.
Question – Stephanie, what do you have planned for your live shows and your PPVs? Stephanie answers “ We are in negotiations to finalise the hosting of our annual PPV Spongemania II on March 17th 2012 at a venue to be decided. Until then we plan on running 5 live shows before that and build up some quality matches for Spongemania. As for our first live show our main event will have our SWE Heavyweight champion Bob Backlund defend his championship against a surprise opponent.”
Question – Bob, what are your views on that? Bob answers “Obviously I think its extremely unfair for the company’s number one guy to fight a guy for the championship without knowing who he is. But I didn’t expect anyone to listen to my concerns. It doesn’t matter though as nobody can escape the cross-faced chicken wing and I will be victorious.”
Question – Stephanie, what else do you have in mind for the live shows? Stephanie answers “I’m going to introduce a policy of the SWE Interprovincial championship being defended anytime inside the Spongezone. As long as a challenger brings a ref with him the champion must defend the title.”
Question – Rick, what are your views on this new concept? Rick gasps “What the hell was that? Dammit” Just then Martel gets smacked with a chair from behind. It’s Drew McIntyre and he has a ref with him. The bell rings and McIntyre pins Martel for the three count. Drew McIntyre is the new SWE Interprovincial champion and leaves the ring ecstatic.
Stephanie finishes off the press conference “Wow what a start to the SWE in 2012, hope to see you all at the live shows”SWE ROSTER
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Fireworks go off from San Antonio, Texas for the second show of the season.Commentary team: We come to you live from San Antonio, home of Shawn Michaels who walked out last week, and from what we are told...regrettably ladies and gentlemen...Shawn Michaels will apparently retire here tonight.
On the bright side we hear we will crown a first ever Monday Night Grappling Legends Champion tonight in our battle royal main event
*Shawn Michaels music hits*
Michaels comes out dressed in his hometown attire. His expression is again solemn.Michaels: I've got a feeling of deja-vu here guys. You know since my Mania matches with Taker, something just hasn't quite been there inside me. I thought my love for my family and my faith were all I needed but to tell you the truth, my faith in myself has been rocked the last while. I couldn't beat Undertaker...and I don't think I can beat Misawa. That's why with a heavy heart...
(Jim Cornette's music then hits)
Cornette: Look Michaels I'm begging you. My own career is on the line here. You might have heard the rumours...we recently signed the New Rockers...Al Snow,,,and your old buddy Marty Jannetty. They're here next week. If you want we can do a Rockers reunion. If that would make you happy. Just please don't leave the company.
Michaels: Cornette, we've never seen eye to eye since the days you managed Vader. Don't pretend like you care about me. I'll say this one final time...Shawn Michaels has left the buil-
(The Rock N Roll Express music then hits and out comes Ricky Morton to the ring. Michaels extends his hand but Morton refuses it)
Morton: What is this, Shawn? Do you know my best friend and tag partner Robert Gibson is in a hospital right now because of Ray Stevens and the Midnight Express and yet, Jim Cornette here has told me I can't get my hands on them unless I talk you out of this?
Michaels: Listen Ricky I'm sorry about Robert but-
Morton: Shut up, Shawn. For those fans who aren't aware, when Shawn Michaels started out in wrestling it was the RNR that took him under our wing and schooled him about the business. I saw a young guy with a ton of potential from the beginning. I watched you slowly evolve from where I was - a great tag team participant - to gradually becoming the showstopper. The best wrestler in the world. Maybe the best ever. You didn't give a damn about anyone. You were selfish. Arrogant. You thought you were the man. And you were. Now Shawn...now all I see is a shell of a man.
Michaels: Ricky listen...
Morton: No you listen. In his book Ric Flair, a guy who I wrestled 60 minute matches with once upon a time, he said that the difference between you and me was you turned on your partner and I didn't. He was right, Shawn. That selfishness, that ego...I never had it. I'm sorry to tell Cornette this but I'm not out here to beg you to return to wrestling for one simple reason - I don't think you can beat Misawa.
Because the Shawn Michaels who wears suits and weeps about his smile isn't going to get the job done against Misawa. I've seen him Shawn. He's great. Maybe the best. You mentioned your matches with Taker? Well remember that the Shawn Michaels of 1997 beat Undertaker in Hell in a Cell. I'm talking about the Shawn Michaels who founded D-X. The Shawn Michaels who screwed Bret Hart in Montreal. That ruthlessness. That selfishness. That is the only Shawn Michaels who can get the job done. The only way you can beat Misawa...is to bring back the OLD Shawn Michaels. The real showstopper. The main event. The icon.
Michaels: Ricky I know what you're trying to do but that guy is gone. Believe me you don't know how hard I've had to try to keep him gone. You don't want to open that Pandora's box...
(Fans chant HBK)
Morton: It's up to you Shawn. You can go back home and never take on the challenge of Misawa and be the family man. Or...you can one more time bring out the HBK of old. I know he's in there Shawn. I know that egomaniac is still in there inside you itching to get out. And if you want to be a champion again...you have to let him out.
(Michaels shakes his head and leaves the ring to a mixed reaction as Cornette yells at Morton)
*commercial break*
Match - Manami Toyota vs local worker
Trish was on commentary for this match which didn't take long. Toyota hit a series of impressive missile dropkicks all the while glancing at Trish at ringside. Trish said she was looking forward to having the greatest women's match ever and proving she was the best ever. Toyota eventually won with a powerbomb.
Winner: Manami Toyota
Toyota invited Trish to come in the ring afterwards but Trish just smiled and left raising the title.
Cornette is seen backstage on the phone to Misawa who is in Japan preparing for the big Tokyo event next week. Bockwinkel finally gets a hold of Cornette.
Bockwinkel: I've left you messages all week and you haven't got back to me, sir. This isn't something to discuss over a phone.
Cornette: Well sh*t, I'm trying to save my main event at Grapplemania. What is it?
Bockwinkel: It's about the Monday Night Wars.
Cornette: What about 'em?
Bockwinkel: I'm concerned about legal issues affecting my good name. My lawyers are concerned that as the holder of the unified WECWF legends and TV Titles I am in possession of property that belongs to another organisation.
Cornette: Listen don't worry about Vince McMahon and his legal bullsh*t. He's got his own problems over there anyway. Our company has plenty of money and my lawyers assure me possession is still 9/10 of the law.
If those whingers in WEWCF want their title back then let's call their bluff and take 'em on in the ring. Hell we'll take on anyone from there or BWA. Let's do a supershow involving all three and settle it once and for all...if they've got the balls.
And remember...You're Nick Bockwinkel. Former AWA World Champ. Since you've got the unified titles of WECWF why not add the MNG Legends Title to boot? That will make you as far as I know the first man in history to hold titles from two different companies. That match is our main event.
Suddenly there is a comotion and screaming. 'Eh Cornette!' Batista is in the ring...
Batista: Get your fat ass out here Cornette. I am gonna give you one last chance to avoid an ass beating if you promise right now to make me the number one contender for Misawa's title.
Cornette on the titantron tells Dave he told him last week he 'pushed the nuclear button'. He asked him if he remembered the symbol that was in his dressing room? Batista said it was mind games from Misawa. Cornette said it was mind games alright but not from Misawa. Rather, from this man.....
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Batista has a look of shock on his face as The Ultimate Warrior's music hits. Batista mouths 'you gotta be kidding me'. Out from the crowd Warrior runs in and attacks with big shoulder tackles as Batista goes running into the crowd. Warrior begins shaking the ropes as Batista screams 'hey that's my thing'. Batista dares him to follow and Warrior obliges chasing Batista out of the arena.
Commentary: Business just picked up here. This one's not over by a long shot!
Main Event: 6 man Battle Royale for the first ever MNG Legends Title. Participants: Midnight Express, Ray Stevens, Nick Bockwinkel, Konnan and Ricky Morton.
The four heels immediately target the two faces - Morton and Konnan.
Bockwinkel holds Konnan and tells Stevens to take him out. As he holds him up however Konnan breaks free and manages to toss out Stevens. Konnan then targets Bockwinkel but Stevens from behind drags Konnan out of the ring under the ropes.
Ray Stevens is eliminated
Morton meanwhile is desperately clinging to the ropes as the Midnight Express look to both take him out. Suddenly Bockwinkel comes from behind and eliminates all three men!
The Midnight Express and Ricky Morton are eliminated
Nick Bockwinkel is the champion...or so he thinks, but Konnan never went out over the rope. Stevens looks to hit a piledriver on Konnan outside and cripple another talent but Ricky Morton attacks Stevens allowing Konnan to rush into the ring and from behind throw out Bockwinkel!
Winner and first ever MNG Legends Champ: Konnan
The irate heels begin a further 4 on 2 assault.Commentary: Will anybody stop this?
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Shawn Michaels comes running out to the ring as the fans go wild. He hits Super Kicks to the Midnight Express. One more to Stevens. One more to Bockwinkel. He starts jumping up and down. Is Shawn Michaels back, folks?
He helps Konnan and Morton to their feet. Suddenly...a Super Kick floors Konnan. Morton stands shocked? What was that? Then a Super Kick to Ricky Morton. Michaels has laid out everybody in the match!
Michaels stands for a long time looking at his fallen friend Ricky Morton. Then he slowly raises up his head as a sick devilish smile fills his face. He begins to motion a title belt around his waist.
Commentary: My goodness Ricky Morton told Michaels to let out the old HBK. And now I think we're seeing it. Pandora's Box has been opened. What the hell are we in for now as we count down to Grapplemania? We might have a main event now...but at what price?
The credits roll.0 -
Good evening and welcome to Pittsburg, and the first instalment of
Foley's Championship Wrestling Federation
Entering the ring, from Long Island, New York, the GM of FCWF, Mick Foley!It's great to be back here in Pittsburg, PennsylvaniaI can't remember the last tiem I've been this excited about wrestling. It would have to be right up there with when I became the first ever WWF Hardcore Champion, or forming the Rock n' Sock Connection, or my Hell In A Cell match with......
Foley is interrupted by Austin Aries' music, and Aries makes his way to the ringHey Gramps, nobody cares about what you did decades ago, they care about the present, and more importantly the future. And I am the future of this industry. I'm not just the greatest wrestler that ever lived, I'm the greatest man that ever lived.
Foley:Hey, I was just.....
Aries:I told you to shut your mouth, and if you won't I guess I'll have to do it for you
Aries goes to back Foley into a corner til Jay Lethal's music hits, and he runs down to the ring to make the save. Aries hightails it out of the ring.
Lethal:Don't you disrespect this man, he's a hardcore legend. You see that what makes me better than you, I respect all the wrestlers that come before me. Randy Savage, Ric Flair, whoever it is, I pay my respects, and you should too.
Foley:Well it looks like you two solved a problem for me. I've got a vacant FCWF World Title, and you two will wrestle one on one for it tonight, right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Oh, and Aries, Have a nice day.
Foley's music hits, and Aries looks livid.
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We go backstage where Kai En Tai are being interviewed
Interviewer:So how do you fancy your chance in tonight's four-way tag match for the International Tag Titles?
Taka (poorly dubbed):It does not matter who we must fight. It can be American wrestlers, it can be Canadian wrestlers, it can be wrestlers of any country. They will all taste defeat at our hands, for we are EVIL.
Funaki (pauses) then:INDEED!
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We return to the ring where another superstar is about to make his entrance
Now entering the ring, from London England, GIANT HAYSTACKS!
(How much does this guy weigh?)I keep hearing all these other wrestlers saying they're the biggest, they're the strongest. Well there is none that can compare to me, and to prove it, I'm going to put my money where my mouth is. I'm putting out an open challenge to anyone out there, and if they can knock me out of this ring, they win themselves $100,000.
It all goes quiet, waiting for someone to answer the challenge, til out comes The Brooklyn Brawler.
Really? Guess he must need the money for some new clothes.
The bell rings. Brawler charges at Haystacks, but almost bounces of his belly and falls to the mat. He tries the same again, but the same outcome. And again.
Now Brawler's grabbing his leg as if trying lift him.
Haystacks grabs Brawler by the neck and slams him to the ground.
He drags Brawler towards the corner, climbs the second buckle, and comes down on Brawler with an almighty splash.
Brawler looks like he's out cold.
He lifts brawler over his head and throws him out over the top rope.
The winner of this bout: GIANT HAYSTACKS
Whether anyone can conquer this man mountain is yet to be seen.
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We're back from the ads and Kai En Tai (representing Japan) are in the ring, waiting to see who their opponents are in this International Tag Title match.
Second to enter, from Egypt, Amasis & Ophidian, The Osirian Portal
Next to enter, representing Canada, Test & The Mountie
Finally, representing the USA, The Hurricane & Rosey
The match start off very quietly, with a few tags and a couple of two counts, to the point that the "BORING, BORING" chants breakout.
Then a big dropkick from Funaki sends Amasis into one corner, allowing Test to tag himself in. Business has just picked up.
Funaki charges at him, only to meet a big boot to the face, Rosey runs in next, only to meet the same fate. Taka tries his luck next, and gets hit by a massive spinning side slam. Test is clearing house.
He goes up to the top rope, obviously wants to end this quickly, but Ophidian is quick to react and and knocks Test off the ropes with a vicious kick to the knee. He then hits Test with a big springboard moonsault.
The Mountie enters the ring with his cattleprod, the ref tries to confiscate it, but gets shocked by it and is out cold. The Mountie goes crazy shocking everyone til Amasis jumps on him from behind with a sleeper hold.
He begins to wear The Mountie down to his knees, and then Ophidian hits him with a Shining Wizard.
Both of them go up top for the Osirian Sacrament, and the crowd are going wild. Suddenly out of nowhere comes The Big Bossman, beats down Ophidian with his nightstick, and then Amasis.
Not knowing what's just transpired, The Hurricane comes to and crawls over to Amasis, the ref wakes up and counts the pin 1-2-3 for the victory.
You winners and the NEW! FCWF International Tag Team Champions, THE HURRICANE & ROSEY
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And now for our main event.
First Aries makes his way down to the ring, looking very serious.
Then Foley's music hits, but it's not Foley who comes out.
It's Jay Lethal, but he's wearing a Mankind mask
He runs down to the ring and wastes no time in getting the match underway.
Lethal catches Aries off guard with a series of right hands, follows up with an Irish whip. He charges towards Aries in the corner, but Aries counters it with a elbow to the face, and follows up with a snapmare. He goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count.
He loses his concentration for a second and Lethal goes for a small package and gets a 2 count of his own.
Both men get to their feet and Aries charges towards Lethal to get hit by a clothesline, and another, and then into a hiptoss, comes off the ropes with a dropkick to Aries' head.
Lethal reaches into his trunks, and pulls out SOCKO!
He puts on Socko and waits for his moment, and stuffs Socko in Aries' mouth. Aries is starting to fade, but then catches Lethal with a low blow.
He's very lucky the ref didnt see it.
Lethal rolls out of the ring to recover, but has no respite as Aries hits him with a suicide dive through the middle rope.
He grabs Lethal, and throws him back into the ring, and goes for a pin, but only a 2 count.
He then goes to lift Lethal vertically over his head.
He hits the brainbuster and again goes for a pin, and Lethal kicks out at 2.
Clearly getting fustrated, and wanting to end this now, Aries climbs to the top ropes, and goes for a 450 splash.
But nobody's home.
Lethal gets to his feet first, and hits Aries with a double underhook ddt, and goes for the pin, 1-2-and 3, BUT ARIES' FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPES! THE REF DIDNT SEE IT!
The winner and NEW FCWF World Champion, JAY LETHAL
Lethal goes to celebrate with the fans (with Aries berating the ref) to close the show.0 -
Welcome to BWA Raw!
The show opens with a flurry of pyro's as the crowd go wild in anticipation of tonights show. Meanwhile the commentators are full of speculation both about what we can expect to see especially after last weeks unexpected show finish, where Bryan Danielson interupted what was going to be the crowning of a new BWA world heavyweight champion in Triple H.
It seems we wont have to wait long for the failout of that incident however as The Game himself HHH makes his way out to the ring. John Lauinaitisalso hurries down the ramp after him but its the demeanour of Hunter that really shows how serious he is here tonight. He takes a mic and adresses the crowd who to be honest seem fairly hostile towards him.
HHH: Last week Daniel Bryan had the nerve to interupt me, right here in this very ring.... Daniel Bryan!
Big Johnny: Now Hunter although I must admit as the co GM of BWA Raw and the vice president of talent relations for the company I do know a good wrestler when I see one, and Daniel Bryan, well he is good.
(Hunter shoots him a very pissed off look)
Big Johnny: But he is not at your level, perhaps above the level of a WECWF or MNG star but not at your level so I really dont see a reason why I shouldn't just finish what I started last week and crown you BWA champion right here and now.
(finally if only for a moment HHH temporarily looks like perhaps he isnt about to snap and kill someone upon hearing this)
HHH: Finally youve started talking some sense Johnny, because lets be honest Daniel Bryan may call himself the King of the Indies but that Vanilla midget needs to get one thing into his head...I'm the King of Kings! Now give me my damn title!
o oh here we go again, just as Johnny goes to hand Hunter the Title out comes Bryan Danielson to Wagner's Ride of the Valkyre's. The crowd are loving it and again he spends a good minute interacting with the crowd who are clearly behind him already before picking up a microphone himself.
Danielson: Hunter, hunter, hunter, it seems there are a few things nobody told you when you joined this promotion, namely this is not the WWE! he (points at Lauriniatis) is not Vince McMahon and you cant just be given whatever you want, you have to earn it! (the crowd cheer)
HHH: What makes you think you have the right to...
Danielson: wow, wow, wow, im not finished big nose (pop). I brought with me my World heavyweight championship, I am the best wrestler in the world, wrestling observers best technical wrestler for 7 years running and my names not Daniel Bryan, it's Bryan F*cking Danielson. (big cheer followed by a Bryan F*cking Danielson chant)
HHH: (Smirks) An internet newsletter has given you an award Bryan whoop di doo. I am the game, 13 time world champion and the very best in this business and thats not a news letter saying that its every promtion worth its salt aknowledging that I am that damn good. If you want I will humble you in the ring and break your little body in two during one of my first title defences but don't for a minute think...
Lauriniatis: Now Hunter there is no need for all this, I am the the gm of monday night Raw and Vice President of talent relations not Mr Danielson therefore I dont have to care what he has to say on the matter because I declare you Hunter as the new BWA...
Once again this announcement is interupted but this time by an appearance from big Johnny's co GM Gorilla Monsoon
Monsoon: Johnny boy, I've got one thing to ask you... Will you stop? The BWA is the greatest promotion in the world and we are not going to just hand our title over to someone, They have to win it. Now I guaranteed Bryan Danielson a title opportunity when I signed him to the company and I intend to keep my word. So HHH how about in 3 weeks at the BWA No Way Out PPV you go one on one with Bryan Danielson for the greates prize in our business.
(Laurinitais goes to speak but Hunter puts his hand over his mic)
HHH: Your on!
(Danielson looks delighted)
Monsoon: but hang on there's a catch. I told you you arent just going to get things handed to you here in the BWA. You debut in ring here tonight, and if you cant win your match then I dont care what you did elsewhere you wont be deserving of a title shot here.
Just like the end of the show last week HHH is left fuming in the ring as Big Johnny tries to calm him down as we head backstage.
Backstage we see Killer Kowalski trying to motivate one of BWA wrestling accademy rookies. We are told that Kenta Kobashi felt bad that he ended up sending on of the rookies to the hospital last week and has offered to compete in another tryout match to make up for it. Kowalski is telling him to believe in himself and show the same confidence he does in training and he will have nothing to worry about.
Opener: Kenta Kobashi vs Rookie
We are almost immediatley made question the sincerity of the supposed remorse from Kobashi about his actions last week as this one starts. This is because firstly the big asian ignored an offered handshake to start the match but also due to the sheer ferocity of the chops he delivers as this one begins. He really does not give the youngster a chance to think and after an early barage of moves culimating with a powerbomb, Kobashi's opponent can barely stand under the weight of his own feet. At this point his trainer Killer Kowalski rushes down to ringside as the commentators point out Kobashi does not care about the win but seems to want to make a statement tonight. Like last week Kowalski urges Kobashi to end the match but Kobashi doesent even aknowledge Kowaslki's presence and instead hits a DDT followed by a brainbuster to leave the poor man near unconcious as he is then put in a boston crab submission. Kowalski cant take it anymore and tries to get into the ring to stop the carnage but the ref holds him at bay just long enough to witness a near lifeless hand tap out so he can award Kobashi the win.
Winners by submission: Kenta Kobashi
Kowalski immediatly breaks the hold and gets in between Kobashi and his trainee to protect him from further injury. Kobashi who is now staring right at Kowalski changes his expression from his normal near emotionless self to a sinister laugh as he exits the ring.
Backstage we see co GM John Laurinitis with HHH who he seems to have calmed down somewhat. He tells hunter that he came up with his great idea while watching his good friend Kenta Kobashi competing and that while hunter will be glad of the training pre his PPV debut (where he adds he will win the BWA title) the fans too will be delighted to see such innovate thinking put into action to create their main event. Those very same fans are left wondering what Big Johnny has in store for them later as we head to commercial with the co-GM sending a text to someone.
**commercial break which features a promo for sunday nights live episode of BWA Legends house highlights the last week including when the housemates get their one bit of news from the outside world each week, their viewing of BWA Raw. Muhammad Hassan's reactions to Jeff Jarrett's racial slurs and the formation of the self proclaimed Worlds Greatest stable are particularily noteworthy. He may have won over the people at home during his time in the house but he doesent look very happy here**
Match 2: Necro Butcher vs Shelton BenjaminBefore this match begins Necro Butcher grabs a microphone and explains his absence from BWA Raw last week. He states that the state that weeks Raw took place in had blocked him from appearing. That he was to quote "too violent to particupate" based off a previous match he had had there. He eludes to a deathmatch he had won previously in that very arena where he nearly died in doing so, saying the crowd that night loved every minute of it. Tonight he says that he is also fighting under constraints, as he has been booked in a straight wrestling match. Thats not what the people want to see, thats not what the people expect from Necro Butcher he says but there is a silver lining in just 3 weeks at BWA No way out it will be PPV rules. He points out that the PPV will be held in Texas and that John Lauriniatis has assured him that in texas his demand for the BWA's first ever death match will be met. Who his opponent will be he ponders but...
He is interupted by the music of the worlds greates tag team as Shelton Benjamin who is joined by Charlie Haas maker their way out.
The match begins quickly and Butcher initally surprises a lot of people with his mat based skills. He however is not only limited by this non hardcore environment but also by Charlie Haas's appearance at ringside. Haas is a constant distraction and allows Benjamin to get on top and he almost gets the pin after a T-bone suplex but Necro butcher kicks out after 2. Haas is now on the ring apron cheering his tag partner on as the two combatants get to their feet. Butcher spotting him charges the ropes with a big forearm but Haas drops down at the last moment pulling the ropes with him and sending Necro crashing to the outside.
As he comes to his senses it seems like the butcher is fixated on something and as Haas approaches him he grabs a big glasss bottle off the commentaors desk in front of him and smashes it. This is the butcher that the fans wanted to see and they roar in approval as he calls haas towards him. He never gets a chance to turn hardcore though as Benjamin with a baseball slide sends him crashing head first into the announce table and onto the shards of broken glass he had just left there. Now coverd in blood Haas grabs Necro Butcher and tosses him back into the ring where after he groggily gets up unable to see due to the blood in his eyes he is hit by a Benjamin Super kick. 1-2-3 and Shelton gets the win.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
Shelton quickly exits the ring and him and Haas head up the ramp as Necro butcher gets back up and wipes the blood off his face. Looking down at his bloody hands he smiles and starts shouting about how Benjamin didnt beat him cos he's still standing.
backstage we see Gorilla Monsoon talking to Killer Kowalski but luckily Monsoon is able to change topics from Kobahi's earlier actions vs Kowalski's trainee and makes the conversation about his co GM John Lauriniatis. He says that he is out of control but suggests that his latest move will backfire on him and that he will ensure as much people as possible will see that. He says that a match and moment this big deserves an audience and thats why he was making it tonights main event. Kowalski looks pleased
we return to the ring with a big cheer from the crowd as Rey Mysterio makes his way down to the ring. He has a microphone in his hand as he enters the ringRey Mysterio: Last week I made my debut here in the BWA and won my first official BWA match. Almost straight after it I was was informed that co GM John Laurinitias had promised an even bigger Mexican star would debut tonight. Although i'll admit the timing of this announcement and how he seemed to play down how big a star I was annoyed me a little, I was more excited to find out who was joining me here in the countrys no.1 promotion and went straight to Big Johnny myself. Mr Laurinitias was apologetic for the wording he used last week and offered to allow me to introduce to you his newest aquisition here tonight. (Rey has two chairs set up in the ring presumably for himself and the about to debut other Mexican star)
Rey: So it gives me great pleasure to make an introduction that im sure you will all be taking about for a long time to come and welcome to the BWA... Mil Mascaras
Mascaras makes his way out to a good crowd reaction and gets in the ring where he signals his appreciation of the audience in attendance, before turning towards Rey. He extends his arm to Rey and the two shake hands. However in a shocking twist Rey does not release Mascaras's hand and instead catches him with an unexpect leg strike to the side of his head which sends him crashing to his knees. then as Mil gets back to his feet Mysterio Mystrio grabs the chair thats set up in the ring and cracks it across the back of Mascaras causing him to fall forwards and land head first on the bottom ring rope. Rey drops the chair and immediatley goes for and connects with his 619 to the prone Mascaras before exiting the ring.
As he heads up the ramp Rey celebrates like he has just won a match but the crowd arent best pleasesd and the ultimate babyface even recieves some boos for his actions here tonight.
We are then brought to a press briefing from earlier today with John Laurinatis:Reporter: Once again we have to ask you for your response to recent comments from MNG & WECWF officials regarding your promotion and the monday night wars?
John Laurinitias: My name is Mr John Laurinitis and I am the interm co general manager and Vice president of talent relations in the BWE and as such I have to keep my finger on the pulse with regards everything that concerns this promotion, with everything from our upcoming No Way Out PPV to the rumoured final faceoff between in the monday night wars. I can now officially inform you that these are more than just rumours. BWA President Bounty Hunter was recently on a scouting mission in Viatnam of all places and has secured a venue known as The "Hanoi Hilton" for the PPV. If Mr Sobchek of the WECWF doesent have too many flashbacks and Mr Nice Guy is ok withmaking this a truely global affair then we have a proposal for them. 6 matches, 3 one on one matches that will see each fed face off against the other individually and 3 triple threat matches that will see the very best from each federation be put forward to represnt there side be they singles or tag stars. We've beaten these guys in the ratings long enough now we want to beat them in the ring and prove we are the best in the ring. Its time for Cornette, McMahon and everyone at these lower level fed to either put up or shut up in the monday night wars, and if they agree to this PPV we will shut them up once and for all
there were more highlights but these are the words the commentators focus on when we return from the next commercial
*A brief recap of the BWA's biggest PPVs is shown which while advertising the best of the BWA volume 1 also looks forward to the upcoming BWA No Way Out PPV which now has headlining it Triple H vs Bryan Danielson for the vacant BWA world title*
Jeff Jarrett vs Hayabusa
Before this match begins we are told that the world Greates tag team and Hayabusa's partner Masato Tanaka are banned from ringside for this match after the events of last week.
Hayabusa is still clearly not at 100% after last weeks attack and seems very slow in the early goings here while clearly favouring his left leg. It's not long before Jarrett spots this and begins working his right. he locks in a figure four leg lock and keeps it held for several minutes during which time the titontron shows what the commentators explain happened just minutes ago as Masato Tanaka was watching on a monitor backstage Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin attacked him from behind. It is whilst these images are being shown that Hayabusa reluctantly taps out in order to avoid more serious injury. Another bad day at the office for the tag champs.
Winner: Jeff Jarett
Jarett Grabs a Mic and trys to talk (he once again has to wait a minute for boos to die down).JJ: I know, I know (refering to the boo's) The truth is not always the easiest to hear, but you will listen! [He raises his Intercontinental championship above his head] This is my IC title and I will defend it for the last ever time at BWA No Way Out. No I will not lose this title instead I will retire this title and be reinstate my United States championship, a title I will only defend against peolpe from these United states.
I told you last week that myself and the rest of the worlds greatest stable were making it our mission to rid this company of the blight of foreigners that has affected it and we are starting by making sure that all the BWA gold is out of foreign hands. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin will be the next tag team champions and I will be the united states champion and no more rag heads, japs or spicks will ever be champions again! (big boos) The day of the American Hero is almost upon you and when it comes you will thank me.
Again there are boos after his last statement but before he can continue the boos change to cheers with the shock arrival of Muhammad Hassan. Isn' he supposed to be in the BWA Legends house? wonder the announcers but he obviously couldnt wait any longer to get his hands on Jarrett as he ruses the ring. The cowardly Jarett slides out the other side of the ring though and quickly makes his way out of the arena. The crowd dont care though they are going wild for the return of te middle eastern amrican superstar as he stands in the ring still fuming at JJ but also soaking in their welcome back chants.
Backstage we see Bryan Danielson enter Gorilla Monsoon's office where we find Killer Kowalski once again but this time he is in his wrestling gear. Danielson wishes him good luck and asks if he can come out to ringside to witness the return of a real legend to the ring up close and personal. Kowalski allows this and as we head to our last commercial for the night the commentators are really talking up the student vs the teacher angle of tonights main event as it was Kowalski who actually trained Triple H how to wrestle.
When we return Danielson is making his way out to ringside title in hand and actually joins the announce team for this match. throughout the match he talks up the fact that he was never defeated as WWE world heavyweight champion and deserves his chance at BWA gold but that Hunter has done nothing to warrant his yet and that if he cant win tonight he wont be getting one, even going as far as saying that he would love to face Kowolski for the gold.
Main Event: HHH vs Killer Kowalski
After there entrances this one gets started with the two combatants showing each other much respect and trading holds and reversals in the early going. Triple H seems to be the quicker to the punch but Kowalski frustrates him and when he reverses an early pedigree attempt with a backdrop and follows it up by hitting a very impressive piledriver on his former pupil the crowd go wild and start chanting "you've still got it, you've still got it". He only gets a 2 count though and the two go back and forth for the next 10 or so minutes in what the commetators note must be a tougher test for HHH than he was expecting.
It's now that big Johnny Lauriniatis makes his way down to ringside to cheer Hunter who he brought to the BWA on. He is quickly joined by Monsoon who is supporting his friend Kowolski. back in the ring Kowalski can be clearly seen to have lost a little respect for his former student as Hunter uses an eye rake to get on top in the match. This is followed by a Facebreaker knee smash and then he lifts him up to once again go for a pedigree but once again Kowalski counters this time with the infamous Kowalski Claw. The crowd go wild as do the commentators (Danielson in particular) as it looks like the BWA veteran could upset the odds here. Eventually HHH is able to make Kowalski release his grip as a result of a kick which looks almost like low blow and the game rolls to the outside to regain his composure.
On commentary Danielson is going mad shouting about how Trips just used a low blow but all this achieves is getting the attension of Big Johnny who gets right up in his face. After a heated interchange between the two Lauriniatis orders Danielson to the back but as he gestures towards the back he accidenttly catches Gorilla Monsoon with a elbow to the face. Getting back to his feet in the ring Kowalski's is momentarily distracted by the fracas outside involving his friend and doesent notice HHH getting back into the ring and when he turns around he is hit by a kick to the gut that the game immediatley follows up with a Pedigree before getting the 3 count.
Big Johnny quickly gets into the ring and lifts HHH arm as Danielson helps Monsoon to his feet on the outside. The final image of the night is those two watching on as HHH climbs to the second turnbuckle and makes his signature pose while the commentators confirm that our main event for BWA No Way Out is now officially HHH vs Bryan Danielson for the BWA title.
BWA Roster 2012:
Triple H
Bryan Danielson
Kenta Kobashi
Mil Mascaras
Killer Kowalski
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Jarett
Muhammad Hussan
Gorilla Monsoon
Shelton Benjamin
Charlie Haas
John Laurenaitis
Masato Tanaka
Hayabusa
Necro Butcher0 -
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Welcome to our weekly edition of CWA Challenge we open tonight show with Nikita Koloff in the ringKoloff: Its great to be back in the CWA the last time I was here I was screwed out of the Heavyweight Championship by a GM who named himself the world champion without beating anyone for it and I see that person is trying the same thing in BWA, Well not much changes in CWA as the GM and Chairman of the board JBL has named himself World Champion but has beaten nobody for it, well I am calling you out JBL face me at Revolution and put that title on the lineSuddenly Booker T's music hitsBooker T: Who the hell do you think you are do you think you can just arrive and demand a title shot , what have you ever won in your carear I have won world championships where ever I have been , I have won King of the Ring if anyone is getting a title shot its me, now can you dig that sucka...JBL: Gentlemen Gentlemen seems to me that we have two contenders but only one spot to face me at Revolution so I tell you what tonight at the main event you two get the chance to face off and the winner gets to face me
JBL Comes on the titan tron
***BREAK***We are back and our 1st match up is the legends Champion Eddie Guerrero taking on a local jobberEDDIE GUERRERO VS JOBBER
A easy victory for Guerrero who gets to show off to the crowd he finished the match with a frog splashGuerrero : Yo Piper Essa I guess you already have met my corner man for our upcoming match at Revolution......Mr.T
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
As Eddie celebrates in the ring Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper makes his way to the ring with a mariachi band behind him and wearing a sombrero he is laughing at Guerrero but out from behind the band comes Mr. T as Piper turns around Mr.T punches him Piper falls flat on his backside.
Ahmed Johnson Vs Hernadez
This match new starts as when Hernadez begins to make his way to the rng he is attacked from behind by Matt Morgan and they battle to the back, Ahmed Johnson was about to leave the ring but The Gangstas rush the ring with weapons in hand New Jack attacks him with a Keno stick while Saeed hits him with a chair, Stevie Ray attemps the save but the numbers game is too much and the Gangstas give him some of the same treatment, New Jack gets on themic and tells Harlem Heat that at Revolution they will meet again for the tag titles oh and it is going to be a falls count anywhere match.
***dont try this at home***Piper: Ok before we get to tonight match let me say if that Z list actor who is only known for two things one as a one hit wonder in the acting buisness and two the only person ever to get tired after one round in a boxing match up tries to get in my way when I face Guerrero then he better hope he has a better plastic surgeon then a barber because he will need him, now on tonight guest we have the most AWESOME wrester in the CWA The Miz
Piper: So whats the story with you and Mercy he never seems to leave your side
Miz: Well Piper when you are a A-List star like me you need a bodyguard
Piper: Oh so he guards your body
Miz: What does that suppose to mena
Piper: Nothing just I have heard some of the stuff you have said about Mr.Wonderful and well maybe one protest too much
Miz: Oh says the guys who hangs around with someone called Mr.Wonderful and wears a dress
Mercy: Cool leather jacket though
Miz: Waylon what have a told you I do the talking
Piper: From what I hear ye two better get on the same page as at Revolution it is going to be you and Mercy vs Paul Orndoff and Abyss
Miz: WHAAT
Piper: Oh and Miz its a Kilt ( Piper walks off )
Main Event No.1 Contenders Match
BOOKER T VS NIKITA KOLOFF
A great match up as it goes back and forth between both men it looks like Booker T is getting on top as he beats down on Koloff and sets up the Book end then out from no where comes JBL who hits Booker with his title and as Koloff gets up hits him with the clothes line from hell the ref has no option but to ring bill as the match up ends in a new contest but where does that leave us who is the number one contender now....After show segmentSB: Sir I have some bad news
JBL is in his office when a man in a suit walks in looks like could be his stock broker
JBL: Dont tell me gold has dropped in price
SB: No sir its got to do with the CWA and the stock share
JBL: Spit it out man
SB: Well we have sold 51% of the shares
JBL: Well that is good isnt it I am even richer then what I was
SB: Well it seems that all the shares were bought by one person
JBL: WHAT WHAT So you mean to tell me I dont own CWA any longer
SB: Im afraid so sir and the new owner says he will be here next week to address the CWA universe0
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