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The 2012 Boards PW Draft (Evaluation thread)
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I'd like to introduce you all to my promotion, High Voltage Championship Wrestling. Emerging out of the rubble that was New World Wrestling, Johnny Volt has put together the new company and has appointed the one and only Eric Bischoff as the General Manager of the company's flagship show, Monday Night Wired. Bischoff, the man credited with the creation of the Elimination Chamber, is said to have a head full of ideas as to how to keep fans coming back for more, week after week.When I heard that I would have a chance to work with some of my old WCW pals as well as others, I had to get back in the game. It's time to do away with PG, to do away with people being afraid of the sight of blood. Wrestling is about fighting to be the best and sometimes fighting gets dirty.
The roster is not yet complete but fans can get a sneak peak of the action that is in store with an upcoming house being aired in conjunction with Slick Wrestling Federation. So far, HVCW has secured the acquisition of former world champions Ken Anderson and Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat as well as other stars well acclaimed for their technical ability like Tazz and Lance Storm.
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WECWF is now in its 3rd year. And some would say "Extreme" changes have happpened to this promotion. Now gone are the Dirty, Unlit and Grungy Arena's in which the company ran its show. As well as and probably more importantly is Eric Bischoff is gone from the company. Replaced at last years "Mayhem Rising II" PPV by Paul Heyman. Who unfortunately for WECWF fans was soon replaced by Ted Dibiase, whom along with his Million Dollar Consortium, Bought out the company from Heyman, Unknown at this time is what the future hold's for WECWF in the very near future.. But one thing is very clear, by what was posted on WECWF.COM Today..
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The D.W.O is proud to be involved in the draft for our 3rd time. Our motto at the D.W.O is to always go for high flying, exciting and under used wrestlers that are available and would be an assist to the company. While our expectations from last year were extremely high, we feel that we missed the mark in 2011 and got left behind. There's no regrets in the roster which we obtained and felt it was a really strong roster. However, this year, we are so much better.
For 2012, we have decided to stick to our position on Monday nights. We're also pleased to announce that we have successfully negotiated a deal today to air "ReVolt!" on FX, at 10/9c. We have changed our television rating down, from TV-MA to TV-14.
We also have a new theme song, location and entrance set up for "ReVolt!". Our new theme song is "Favourite Disease" by Rev Theory , which takes over from "Awake and Alive" by Skillet. We would like to thank both Rev Theory and Skillet for allowing their music on our programming. Regarding location and our new entrance set up, details will emerge as we get closer to our air date, which is late January - early February.
We also would like to announce that our PPV this year will be called "Annihilation III" and is scheduled to take place at Madison Square Garden. However, this arena is subject to change due to a Knicks basketball game or a Rangers hockey game.
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Welcome to the 1st episode of CWA Challenge where we promise to bring you the most exciting wrestling extravagenza in PW Draft history.
Our theme song this year is brought to you by the brilliant Rapture with Echoes
We begin this week show with JBL Making his entrance to to the ring
He introduces himself as the new owner of CWA he states that he has bought out Vince McMahon who has now gone and bought a weak wrestling company and as his 1st order of business he is going to name the new CWA World Heavyweight Champion , he tells the crowd this man is a wrestling legend who is a former tag team champion and world champion he is one of the greatest wrestlers in the history of the sport he is the one and only JBL........
Just then Rey Mysterio music hits
As he gets in the ring he tells JBL who the hell does he think he is naming himself as the world champion that he may own the company but you win championships in the ring not the boardroom, JBL Cuts him off and tells Mysterio that not to worry that if he wants a title shot he will get his chance as in 4 weeks time at CWA Revolution there will be a tournament and all Rey has to do is beat two other superstars and if he can do that he gets to face JBL for the title now Rey get out of my ring...........we cut to break***dont try this at home***
We come back and the 1st match up is about to begin as the Miz faces off against AbyssMIZ VS ABYSS
The Miz looks worried and so he should has Abyss has brough Janice to the ring with him, Miz stars off with some stiff elbows to Abyss but to no affect the Miz just looks at him and screams in his face he catches Miz by the throat and chokeslams him he then goes outside the ring to grab Janice he lifts it aloft to show the crowd but out from the back comes Waylon Mercy he has a chair and hits Abyss across his back and then head with the Abyss down Waylon Mercy goes in the ring and picks Miz up and takes him to the back.
Backstage
JBL is backstage where he bumps into Matt Morgan he ask if he has seen Scott Hall anywhere Morgan tells him that he saw him a couple of hours ago but he did not look the best he then ask JBL when is he and Hernadez going to get there tag title shot , JBL tells him that next week there will be a number one contenders match and they will be in it but he has to go and fInd Hall and he is booked for the main event tonight.***dont try this at home***
Its the main event time as Eddie Guerrero will face Scott Hall for the CWA Legends titleEDDIE GUERRERO VS SCOTT HALL
Eddie Guerrero is in the ring and waiting for Scott Hall which seems like a eternity Hall's music hits the crowd go wild but Hall does not come out as the crowd begin to boo Hall's music hits again and this time Hall does come out....
He can barely walk and struggles down the ring side Eddie has a look on his face that he is not sure what to do Hall gets in the ring by slipping through the ropes the ref calls for the bell and as Hall stands Guerrero hits him with a drop kick and goes for the cover the ref counts to 3 and Guerrero win the Legends title.
JBL Comes down to the ring with security guards and tells Hall he is FIRED to never show his face in the CWA again now security get this piece of garbish out of my ring..SHOW ENDSAfter the show ends we see a clip of Rey Mysterio approaching Eddie Guerrero to congratulate him on his legends title win but as Rey tries to embrace Eddie all he gets in return is a push telling Mysterio to get off him..........................................0 -
*thanks once more to CMPunked for the sigMonday Night Grappling is scheduled to return to TV screens in a matter of weeks. Much like a season of Dream Team, most of the cast are inexplicably gone but one old face remains - that of the straight-shooting Jim Cornette, last seen as the Commissioner of the organisation.
Amongst the changes this year, the headline show will be called Grapplemania and will take place at the usual time. There will also be an intent to broaden the company's global appeal by taking the talent to Japan for one of the weekly shows. The ultimate prize however remains the prestigious World Heavyweight Championship.
At a press conference today announcing the scheduled return, Mr James E. Cornette gave some frank and, to put it mildly, some terse responses to the journalist's questions. Here are some snippets of the Q & A:Q. on MNG's performance in the ratings last year and being beaten by BWA and WECWF...
Listen, it was a bad year. We get that. Yeah we didn't get the feedback we would have liked but we are always looking to get better. Our owner is using his funds to bring in the best talent in professional wrestling and we are intent on improving our performance from last year.Q. on relations between the BWA and WECWF...
We're like myself and tequila - we don't mix. Do I like 'em? No. Am I aware of them? Hell yeah I am. If they want to f*cking go to war then we're not scared. F*cking bring it.Q. on HHH going to BWA...
Great. F*ck the son-in-law. He was a pain in my ass last year trying to take over the whole f*cking programme. Oh how will I cope dealing with his f*cking crybaby antics? Good luck dealing with that ego is all I'll say. I see Vince has gone and shown up on WECWF now. He's got history here too. Hope he has brought his clan of butt kissers with him. Ah let's forget the minnows gentlemen and concentrate on this here blue whale of the sea that we call Monday Night Grappling shall we?Q. on why Shawn Michaels isn't at the press conference as scheduled...
Mr. Michaels I can assure you and all our fans in light of the recent controversy, is a signed up performer on this brand. I don't know why he's not here. I don't know if he's sulking or what. I do know he hasn't returned my phonecalls and I don't know what that sh*t's about but I fully expect him to be here on week 1 of our show along with the rest of our line-up.Q. on what fans can expect this year...
This year we're going back to basics with more of an emphasis on the wrestlers and the talent. This show is going to be about wrestling. About trying to win. There will be no mention of social networking sites while our show is ongoing, we will not ask our fans to go on the internet and visit our site, we will ask fans to simply sit back and enjoy the show.
Monday Night Grappling's new season airs on the Boards PW network in a few weeks time, at 9 pm.
Announced line-up so far:
Dave Batista, Mitsuharu Misawa, Shawn Michaels, The Ultimate Warrior, The Midnight Express, The Rock'n'Roll Express, Jim Cornette, Trish Stratus and more.0 -
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Coming this Spring to a pay per view channel near you....
Today we bring you a quick rundown of the roster as it has been revealed so far in our first preview show.
Ric Flair
The man who runs the show. The man in charge of everything. The man who everyone knows and loves.
Quite simply, he is...The Man.
Last year, Ric Flair went one on one with his foil in the world of professional wrestling, CM Punk. The two exchanged heated words over the nature of what it is to be a professional within professional wrestling, and on the inaugural “To Be The Man...” pay per view, Flair managed to fend off the younger man and pick up the win.
Ric is back this year and with CM Punk out of his hair, he can turn his focus to providing people with the ultimate show. And you know there’s no party like a Ric Flair party.
WOOOO!
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Some say that professional wrestling and mixed martial arts are two separate and distinct styles of fighting. Others say that they share more similarities than fans from either side would like to admit. But Ric Flair has signed two of the biggest names who have made impacts in both wrestling and MMA, and for the first time ever, a dream match of epic proportions will be presented to you, the paying audience.
Brock Lesnar
A man who exploded onto the scene in WWWE, forging a name quickly for himself by destroying any who would stand in his way. It took him only a few months from his debut to capture the Undisputed championship, besting The Rock at Summerslam 2002. Lesnar took on and beat anyone who tried to stand in his way, picking up wins over veterans like Hulk Hogan, technical machines like Kurt Angle and monsters such as the Big Show. Content having proven himself in pro-wrestling, Brock left the WWE to join UFC, wanting to show the world what a perfect athlete he was. Despite a shaky and controversial start to his MMA career, Brock mirrored his success in WWE and became the UFC Heavyweight Champion in remarkable time, besting the legendary Randy Couture.
Lesnar is the personification of the perfect wrestling machine, displaying prowess in a ground game and a stand up game in the pentagon, as well as in the professional ring as well. His physique is overpowering, his technique dominating and his abilities unquestionable.
But one man still stands to challenge him...
Bobby Lashley
In many ways, the career of Bobby Lashley has mirrored that of Brock Lesnar. Yet many would also argue that Lashley has always been a step behind Lesnar. While he debuted in dramatic form, dominating a selection of opponents, they were not on the same level as Brock’s. Bobby beat the likes of Simon Dean, Kane and Carlito. While he won titles, it was the United States championship and the ECW championship. Impressive feats, but he was never quite given the same opportunities as Brock to really make a name for himself in WWE.
Likewise, in the world of Mixed Martial Arts, Lashley has been signed to promotions such as Strikeforce, and getting to fight big names such as Bob Sapp and Wes Simms, he has never had the chance to prove himself in front of a mainstream audience, with the likes of UFC more interested in Lesnar than Lashley.
This is the reason Ric Flair has signed Bobby Lashley up; not only is this a dream match of sorts for fans of both wrestling and MMA, Bobby Lashley has something to prove. He has long lived in the shadow of Brock Lesnar. Now will be his opportunity to step out of it, as the two men fight for the chance to prove themselves as the Ultimate Crossover Athlete.
The n.W.o
(Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and Sean Waltman)
Something of a coup, Ric Flair has managed to assemble three men who form one of the most famous and infamous groups in the history of professional wrestling....the New World Order.
Formed in WCW during the Nineties and running roughshod over promotions for over a decade, the n.W.o. was both feared and revered. There is not a fan alive who would argue their impacts have not been felt time and time again throughout the years.
When Kevin Nash signed with Ric Flair, he was made a promise; that Flair would do everything in his power to sign his long term friends, and fellow Kliq members, Sean Waltman, Scott Hall and Triple H. Unfortunately, all three were drafted to other promotions. At one stage, it appeared as if Flair had managed to steal Hunter to join the company, but when that fell through, Nash was outraged, tweeting his frustration and swearing vengeance if he did not get his way. Eventually, Flair buckled, trading Booker T and Umaga in order to bring in Hall and X Pac, despite the problems they were causing elsewhere.
Now reunited, the trio have promised to cause controversy and chaos anew....can anyone stand up to the fearsome team? Or are the nWo going to destroy yet another wrestling promotion?
The b.W.o
(Stevie Richards and The Blue Meanie)
It was a parody they could do nothing about. But will the nWo agree that imitiation is the sincerest form of flattery?
The bWo were born in ECW when Richards and Meanie would come out each week, mocking well known wrestlers and celebrities by dressing up as them. But one of these parodies stuck and as a result, Richards and Meanie became two of the most loved wrestlers on offer in ECW. As Big Stevie Cool, Richards mocked Kevin Nash. As Da Blue Guy, Meanie’s impersonations of Scott Hall were adored. But now the two come face to face with the group they made a living off the back of.
Will the nWo take kindly to the long term jesters? Or are we in for a clash of the World Orders?
Carlito & Santino
Two much loved wrestlers who may not have ever graced the main event get the chance to prove their worth under Ric Flair. More to come on these two as the draft progresses and the draft is unveiled.0 -
We begin our show with JBL already in the ring he address the crowd by stating that as everyone probably knows now he has fired Scott Hall who has now gone to another federation to reform his bad but of course as usual when those guys get together it will be a disaster but that is Flairs problem now.
The good news is even though replacing Scott Hall is the Hot Rod him Rowdy Roddy Piper and tonight he will be bringing back Pipers Pit which is exclusive to the CWA.He states last week he told Matt Morgan that he and Hernadez can have there number one contenders match for the CWA Tag team titles and as everyone knows he is a man of his word so they are up next against Harlem Heat but the real treat for the fans comes in the main event as he will face off against Ahmad Johnson.***BREAK***We are back and it is time to find out who will be the No.1 contender for the tag title as we have Harlem Heat taking on Morgan and HernadezHarlem Heat Vs Morgan & Hernadez
Morgan and Stevie Ray starts us off and Morgan looks like a man on a mission as he easily man handles Stevie Ray he pushes Ray into his corner so he can tag Booker T in he tells Booker to bring it who does with some uppercut and chops , Morgan goes to tag in Hernadez but he only smiles at him gets off the apron and walk off Morgant can believe what he has just seen and for the rest of the match is on his own he gives a good showing but the numbers game catches up with him and eventually Booker T cathes him with the book end and covers him for the win.
Winners: Harlem HeatBackstage
The Miz and Waylon Mercy comes across Paul Orndoff the Miz ask who he is and when Paul Orndoff tells him that he is Mr.Wonderful the Miz looks at him in shock and tells him that is the gayest name he has ever heard that the Miz is AWESOME but he does not go around calling himsef Mr.AWESOME, Orndoff slaps Miz across the face but Waylon Mercy starts to beat down on Orndoff with the help of Miz they are only interupted when Abyss comes along with Janice with evil thoughts in his eyes, The Miz and Mercy scamper before he can get to them***dont try this at home***We are back and it is the time everyone has been waiting for the return of Pipers Pit, Rowdy Roddy Piper comes to the ring with bag pipers in toePiper: Damn it is good to be back in the ring and back hosting Pipers pit and who best to have as our first guess but the one and only Eddie GuerreroPiper: So Eddie there I was last week sitting at home drinking my beer and at the end of the show and see you shove Rey Mysterio away when he tried to congratulate you, what was up with that
Eddie: Yo Esse Rey Mysterio has been like a little Chiuaua following me around all my carear where ever I have gone he has been right behind getting sucess riding my coat tails well let me tell you man no more he is on his own
Piper: I hear you man you think you have it bad in my day I had Hulk Hogan doing the same and for Mysterio I always thought he should be in midget wrestling, But now that you are legends champion what does that mean to you.
Eddie: For years peope have talked about the Hart Family, The Von Erich and even the McMahon as wrestling Legends but people forget it was the Guerrero's who brought the exciting lucha libre style brand to America if it was not for us we still be watching a match with two fat bald guys eating turnbuckles and putting each others in headlocks
Piper: Hey you are playing to the band here who could forget when Hector was the gobbley gucker man that was so funny or when I tricked Chavo Snr into being my tag partner and then screwed him over and the many many beatings I handed out to Gorey while he was ringside
(Eddie squares up to Piper ready for battle)
Piper: Wo man cool down we are only having some fun in fact I have a present here for you, he gets a pinyata from behind his chair and cracks it over Eddie's head and then hits him with a low blow, he tajes off his leather jacket to show a T-Shirt which read "Conqueror of the Guerreros
He grabs the mic and screams at Guerrero that he has beaten all the Guerrero's but has not had to chance to kick his ass yet so at Revolution bring that legends title along and prepare for a ass whopping.
***promo for revolution***Its time for the main event of the eveningJBL Vs Ahmad Johnson
It looks like JBL has bitten off more then he can chew here as Ahmad Johnson is giving him a real stiff test , he goes to the outside and as Johnson tries to slam JBL's head into the steel steps JBL just blocks him and instead slams his head into the steps when Johnson stands up he gets the clothes line from hell, JBL rolls back into the ring and gets the ref to count to 10 quickly he wins the match via count out
Winner: JBL
He then goes outside and grabs a chair ready to beat down on Johnson but before he gets his chance Harlem Heat run to ringside and JBL takes off through the crowd
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LWE - LizLinear Wrestling Entertainment presents it's weekly tv show
Friday Night Ignition
The show opens with IC champ Cody Rhodes and current tag team champs Ted DiBiase & Joseph Hennig and women's champion Natalya Neidhart making their way to the ring (the stable is known as The Generation Dominators). Rhodes takes a mic and talks about the changes happening in LWE and that all he needs to do know is add the world titleto his collection. He talks about being a former tag team champ and is the current IC champ and that he will be first to hold both the IC and world title at the same time. He says that since the world title is vacated after the brutal attack on former champion Christian who has been out of action now for 4 weeks the title should be given directly to the him tonight or else him and his stable mates will take matters into their own hands. He calls out the GM but they are a no show. Hennig takes a mic and says this show and promotion is dead without them, he says he is finally away from that ridiculous Michael McGillicutty name and no longer is in the shadow of his perfect father who he is simply better than, he holds up his tag title belt. Again Rhodes demand that he be given the world title belt now as there is no one else on the roster in his league. Ted DiBiase gets on the mic and says they are the best in past, present and future and if this promotion is too succeed the world title should be given to Cody or else he will buy the whole promotion right now and buy even the audience money is no object to him. Suddenly music is played and out comes tbc...................................................
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First full write up for Thursday Night Live (from the last week :P )
Emerald Wrestling’s first TV Show Thursday Night Live (TNL) opens up with the Self Proclaimed Spokesman of the Management Paul Heyman walking down the ramp. He enters with a mixed reaction of cheers and boos from the split audience here in Dublin.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, on what is a monumental night for the sport of Professional Wrestling
I am here to announce on behalf of the management, that the World Heavyweight title will remain vacant until our first Pay-Per-View Hazardous to your Health, however, a new champion will be crowned at the PPV in a few weeks when we...”
Dolph Ziggler interrupts the Spokesman.
“Paul, lets just get this sorted now. Everyone here knows that I am the one who is deserving of the World title. No-one else and I mean no-one. I’ve shown before that I am better than everyone else and that no-one else can top me at what I do in that ring. “
“Oh Really Mr.Ziggler? Well as far as I remember, you haven’t proven yourself one little bit here, other than the face that you sir, are an #asshole”
Asshole chants echo the arena.
“And quite frankly, Dolph, you didn’t let me finish. You see at Hazardous to your Health there will be a match to determine the inaugural World Champion whose participants will be decided by a tournament starting next week, but tonight you have a match and your opponent... Bam Bam Bigelow!”
The crowd erupts and Dolph looks shocked. Paul Heyman is in the ring grinning maniacally.
*Commercial*
We come back to the action and La Resistance is in the ring. The crowd do not like the two Frenchmen one bit.
Zack Ryder’s Music Hits and out walks Long Island Iced Z and Hawkins to a huge pop.
Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins vs La Resistance
A very back and forth match up until Rene Dupree counters the Rough Ryder, catches him in midair and powerbombs Ryder. Rene makes the tag to Sylvain and they double team Ryder before knocking Hawkins off the apron. The two Frenchmen seem intent on injuring Zack and the referee has no choice other than calling for the bell. Rene grabs a chair and hits Ryder across his back multiple times. The referees finally make it down to the ring to pull off La Resistance and both men are escorted out of the ring. As they reach the ramp, the Tron shows Hawkins checking on his partner and staring down the French Duo.
Winner by Disqualification: Hawkins and Ryder
We cut to the car park and see a black Mercedes roll into the back of the arena. We can only see the boots of the person in the car, Who could it be?
*Commercial*
Claudio Castagnoli enters the arena to a positive response to the up and comer, he is set for singles action against...
“May I have your attention please”
The crowd erupts in Boos, it can only be one man... Michael Cole.
“It’s bad enough I’m working for this stinking promotion but I’m in this toilet of a city too.”
Cole makes his way into the ring.
“Who are you?”
“Are you one of these “Internet” guys that people like?”
“Huh?”
Claudio remains silent and cross armed staring at Cole.
“Well I’ve seen you wrestle and you suck!”
Cole gets into Claudios face before he pushes Cole to the ground.
Chris Kanyons music hits and Kanyon runs down to the ring and our match begins.
Claudio Castagnoli vs Chris Kanyon
Kanyon gets the early advantage with a few right hands to Castagnoli. Michael Cole remains at ringside supporting Kanyon. Castagnoli counters the attack of Kanyon with a dropkick before mounting a ground based attack on Kanyon. Claudio then hits a tilt a whirl backbreaker on Kanyon and gets a two count. Claudio then hits Swiss Death to Kanyon and goes for the cover, as the referee counts two Cole pulls the referee out the ring. Cole argues with the referee before being told to go to the back. As Castagnoli leans over the rope, Kanyon goes for roll up and grabs the tights and gets the three count. Cole watches with Delight as Castagnoli is left reeling in the ring
Winner: Chris Kanyon
We cut to the backstage and Heyman is welcoming someone off screen. He says they better make an Impact tonight. Who is the mystery person?
We see Dolph Ziggler walking backstage looking very concerned before he bumped into La Resistance he stops before we cut to a commercial
*Commercial*
Bam Bam is in the ring as Dolph Ziggler comes out. He signals to the back and La Resistance come out. All 3 men run to the ring and overwhelm Bigelow with right hands. Ziggler goes to the outside and grabs a chair from ringside and nails Bigelow straight in the head. La Resistance get the ref to ring the bell and Dolph goes for the pin on the knocked out Bigelow and gets the 3 count. The crowd are not impressed.
“You think you know me”
It’s Edge!!
Edge runs down to the ring and spears Dupree and Sylvain, Dolph tries to hit Edge with the chair but edge counters with a spinning heel kick. He then lines up Dolph for a spear but Ziggler rolls out of the ring. The crowd is going nuts. Ziggler is left holding his head up the ramp as Edge looks on in the ring.
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The BWA recently held a press conference to answer some very pressing questions from the assembled media with regarding issues as varied as The Monday Night Wars with rival promotions WECWF and Monday NIght Grappling, The Interm-general manager position and the currently vacant BWA championship. Amongst others newly aquired BWA superstar HHH was in attendance..jpg)
Q: How do you respond to the comments from your most recent promotion MNG, which coincidently is also the new home of your good friend Shaun Micheals?
HHH: (Grins) well the thing about that kid (reporter) is that those very same comments also admitted that MNonday Night Grappling has trailed the BWA throughout the monday night wars past and without the game thats something that will continue to happen. So Shaun if your listening, if you want to come to where the big dogs play im sure my friend Big Johnny Laurenitis will take your call but otherwise ive got just two words for you and MNG... (Crowd in atendance shout suck it! as Hunter makes the DX crotch chop)
HHH: (Laughing) just checking, thats not too PG for this era is it?
Reporter: umm, I dont think THe BWA is PG.
HHH: Alright then how about F*ck you MNG!
actually guys I'm not going to be taking questions ive just got a simple statement to make. I know im the best, you know im the best and interm BWA GM and VP of talent relations of the BWA John Laurenitis knows im the best. There is a vacant world title here (in the BWA) and I can assure you it wont be vacant for long)
The before mentioned Big Johnny Laurenitis was also in attendance to answer questions
Q: Can you please explain your role within the BWA universe?
JL: My Name is John Laurenitis and I am the Vice president of talent relations and the interm general manager of the BWA. Ever since Bounty Hunter (last year revealed to be Jay Leno) took a step back and appointed interm Co-Gms to run the BWA for him I have been known as Mr Excitement and have brought fresh ideas the fans want to see to the table.
Q: You mention that you are a co general manager and I notice that your counterpart is not here today, should we read anything into that?
JL: I believe there was a mixup in communication because although people say Mr Monsoon and I dont see eye to eye, I had hoped he would be here to see this great new talent I have acquire for the BWA (gestures towrds Triple H).
Q: With regards Hunter Do you agree with his sentiments with regards the Monday Night Wars? and can you comment on the world heavyweight title situation of which he eluded?
JL: well hunter is an outspoken individual and they dont call me big JOhnny for nothing. He was right here in the BWA its the big time but lets say im planning for a more open line of dialogue with both owners of MNG & WECWF. We may have taken their big stars like Hunter or Masato/Hayabusu but if they want to set a date we would be open to proving we are the top dogs settle this so called war once and for all in the ring.
And as regards the title situation, we have a lot of top talent in the BWA but with a vacant world title a talent like ive secured in HHH will surely be in contention.
Q: Finally, can you comment on people who have said you use your former tag partner Kenta Kobashi as your own personal enforcer.
JL: Kenta Kobashi is a great wrestler and we were one of the best teams in the business. Any promotion would be lucky to have him on board and although he supports the growing demand from the fans for me to be the sole GM he is his own master.
Other talent such as The Worlds Greatest Tag Team Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin were also in attendance but were elusive when questioned about their recent antics in the BWA
Can you please explain your recent attacks upon local wrestlers at the BWA house shows in Mexico City or going further back you attack on The Great Sasuke & Jushin Liger that left them so badly injured John Laurenitis was left with in his words no choice but to wish them all the best in their future endevours?
Haas: well you see the thing about them boys...
Benjamin: Charlie, Charlie, Charlie you still havent gotten the hang of the microphone now have you/ You dont just fill them in on everything all at once, you gots to have a little showmanship. Put it this way guys, you tune into BWA Raw this week and you will see our reasons for our actions, actions that speak louder than words man.
The BWA's Intercontinental champion Double J Jeff Jarett was also there but seemed far more focussed on shilling his new book "Self Proclaimed American Hero" than actually talking about any potential challengers for his title however.
The BWA were also heavilly plugging their MTV crossover hit series BWA legends house, which has seen many former BWA stars placed in a Big Brother esque environment. By quite a big margin the current favourite which the nation has seemingly taken to their hearts has been the middle eastern American Muhammad Hassan who has truely dismissed the negative sterotypes that dogged his early career whilst in the house.
Current BWA champs:
Tag Titles: Masato Tanaka & Hayabusu
IC Title: Jeff Jarett
World Title: Vacated
since former champion Ricky Steamboat had a career threatening injury... he has since moved on to another promotion where he can handle the pace better.
Co-GMs: John Laurenitis & Gorilla Monsoon
rumours were also circulating that Gorilla Monsoon hay have also signed a big name to the company recently that may be interested in the current vacant BWA title situation. Pictures have also been leaked of Mil Mascaras at BWA headquarters but it is unkown if this is who the rumours have been about. These pictures have also seemed to have put to bed the rumours that the BWA was looking into acquiring Rey Mysterio from another promotion as it appears the Mexican wrestler in question was Mascaras.0 -
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Welcome to BWA Raw!
The show opens with a flurry of pyro's as the crowd go wild in anticipation of tonights show. Meanwhile the commentators are full of speculation both about a supposid big name that is supposed to be close to signing for the BWA and the rumour which has been circulating that Interm co-GM and VP of talent relations John Laurenaitis is going to award Triple H with the vacant BWA world heavyweight title here tonight.
It seems we wont have to wait too long to find out what's going done as the other co-GM of the BWA Gorilla Monsoon makes his way out to the ring.Monsoon: I'm not going to mess about here tonight. There are a lot of rumours flying around here tonight and im going to address them head on. I've been in negotiations with a lot of big name talent and although I have decided to keep these discussions in house until now unlike my co GM (refering to Laurenaitis's recent press conference with HHH) I can admit that I have used the fact that the BWA world title is currently vacant to my advantage in these negotiations. As far as im aware the BWA title will not just be handed over to someone here tonight, I instead intend to ensure that we have the best stars competing for the right to call themselves the best in the business and that starts here tonight with this announcement. As I ask you all to welcome the first man I have officially signed to the BWA roster for 2012 but not the last you will see tonight the one the only....
Then suddenly Rey Mysterio's music hits and the master of the 619 makes a dramatic debut that the crowd eat up
Backstage we see John Laurenaitis in his office talking to Kenta Kobashi. He tells Kobashi that he is better than Rey Mysterio and that if Monsoon thinks this signing is him getting one over him and will get him the full time GMs position then he is firmly mistaken. He then also lets slip that he will personally ensure that next week the BWA will see an even bigger mexican superstar debut. He then suggests the two settle in and enjoy tonights opening contest. Kobashi says nothing throughout but nods in agrement.
Opener: Shelton Benjamin vs Hayabusa
Our first match of the match has some real impressive high flying action from Hayubusa right from the start while Benjamin seems to be keeping his offense more traditional with numrous suplexs among other moves employed. The crowd seem really into it especially as Charlie Haas comes down to ringside. His constant interferance both drawing their disaproval and giving his partner a distinct advantage. Eventually the Ref steps in and bars him from ringside sending him to the back and Hayabusa is able to get back into the match and although he is already a bit beaten up actually gets his apponent in position for a 450 splash from the top rope. Unfortunatley before he gets a chance to execute it Haas remerges and knocks him back into the ring. The Ref calls for the bell
Winners by DQ: Hayabusa
Haas then quickly joins Benjamin in the ring and the two give their asian counterpart a severe beating, that is until Masato Tanaka runs down and makes the save for the other half of the BWA tag team champions. Although Benjamin & Haas clear the ring and head to the back having given up the official lose in the match they still seem pleased with their nights business. As they go they seem to also threaten Tanaka indicating that he's Next.
Backstage we see co GM Gorilla Monsoon welcome the BWA wrestling schools head trainer Killer Kowalski into his office. The two exchange pleasentries with Kowalski first congratulating Monsoon on signing Rey Mysterio to the BWA brand before Monsoon talked up Kowalski's training skills briefly mentioning how he trained HHH before saying how two of Kowalski's rookies had tryout matches here tonight.
**commercial break which features a promo for sunday nights episode of BWA Legends house highlighting Muhammad Hassan's popularity with some of his best moments so far**
next up is the first of 2 tryout matches for wrestlers from Killer Kowalski's BWA wrestling acadamy
Kenta Kobashi vs rookie #1
The rookie seems very nervious as he makes his way to the ring but seems to gain some piece of calm when his trainer Killer Kowalski makes his way down to the ring to support him. Unfortunatly for him though calm or not Kobashi is on form tonight and looks a true destructive force in the ring. He completely manhandles the youngster from the off and an early Burning Lariat almost ends the contest within moments of it beginning. From that point onwards Kowalski seemed to be urging Kobashi to stop the assault and go for the pin but Kobashi gave no response apart from continuing to punish the rookie with move after move. Eventually after multiple vicious chops Kobashi ends things a brainbuster in the centre of the ring and takes the 3 count leaving the younster motionless except for the occasional movement as he seems to cough up some blood.
Winner: Kenta Kobashi
a near emotionless Kobashi leaves the ring as Kowolski quickly enters to see to his trainee. Briefly the two men lock eyes in an intense staredown until Kenta now with a big grin on his face turns and heads to the back.
Backstage Gorilla Monsoon is seen incensed by how the show has started as he gets EMTs to head out to the ring.
*A brief recap of the recent BWA press conference with HHH & John Laurenaitis among others is played*
Jeff Jarett vs Masato Tanaka
A close fought match with Jarett perhaps having the slight upper hand but one that could go either way really until Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin head out to the ring and get involved. After their altercation with Tanaka earlier tonight they are a clear distraction and allow Jarett to get a rollup victory that he celebrates like he has jun won olympic gold.
Winner: Jeff Jarett
WGTT then enter the ring and begin to assault Tanaka as they did his tag partner Hayabusa earlier in the night. Eventually Hayabusa comes out hobbling down the ramp to try and help his friend but this is a ill concieved move and especially after Jarett joins in the attack both of the tag champs are take a bad beating.
Jarett then Grabs a Mic and trys to talk (he has to wait a minute for boos to die down)Double J: wooo... 1 second please the only current singles champion in the BWA has something to say (some more boos follow). For too long has the worlds greatest promotion, an american based promotion given the spotlight to foreign foes. This here is the home of the greatest American talent like myself an American hero and the very justly names Worlds Greatest Tag Team (who he gestures to along side him) and we plan to have that spotlight placed firmly back where it belongs. No longer will samurai wannabe, raw fish munching, towel heads be given the chance to bring their Jihads to our shores not while we are around (Major boos and heat from the crowd). These men have done nothing to warrant your adulation except oppose our American way of life and pursuit of happiness for far too long and if you cant see that it really is a sad day. Dont worry though like JFK I ask not what you can do for me but what I can do for my country and in your best intrestests a guarantee that me and these men here beside me who together make up The Worlds Gretest Stable will rid the company of the foreign blight that has infected it. We know it will not be easy to win you over afterall we all know you have been voting like crazy to help Muhammad Hassan win the BWA legends house show *spits on the ring mat before continuing* a god damned Terrorist in waiting! but dont worry we will not stop fighting till we not only liberate this company but also the minds of each and every one of you.
Backstage John Laurenaitis seemingly ignoring what has just happened can be seen congratulating Kenta Kobashi on his victory tonight. Big Johnny also seems to be revelling in the fact that Gorilla Monsoon's friend Killer Kowalski had to watch the devastation up close and personal. He admits that annoying his co GM gives him great pleasure and with that reminds everyone of the rumour which started the night out and the rumour which Monsoon quickly dismissed that Big Johnny intended to crown a new world champion here tonight. He then recieves a txt message and tells Kobashi "Hunter's here". Kobashi meerly nods as Laurenaitis hurries off.
BWA in ring debut: Rey Mysterio vs BWA wrestling academy rookie #2
The rookie in this match gives a much better account of himself than his earlier counterpart even without his trainer (who has accompanied the first rookie to hospital) at ringside. However tonight is Rey's debut night here in the BWA and he is determined not to be outdone and it isnt long before The BWA see's his trademark 619 and west coast pop for the first time as the masked superstar takes the win.
Winner: Rey Mysterio
backstage we get a brief look at John Laurenitis who says he is on his way out to the ring for a big announcement as we head to our final commercial for the night.
Main Event segment
John Laurenatis is standing in the ring as we return and has a microphone in his handBig Johnny: My name is John Laurenaitis and I am the VP of talent relation and interm co general manager here in the BWA. As you see here beside me is the recently vacated BWA world heavyweight championship. One of my jobs has been to attract talent to this company worthy of holding this belt and not to pat myself on the back or anything but they call me "Big Johnny" for a reason, nobody can attract the big names like I can. Therefore I would like to introduce to you the biggest name in professional wrestling today and a man who is worthy of being the next BWA champion Triple H
Hunter makes his way out and joins him in the ring.
HHH: Tonight is my first night in the BWA but I have known for a long time that this is the place you have to be. This is the no.1 promotion in the entire world right now without a shadow of a doubt. Those rookies tonight would have been at home in a promotion like MNG or WECWF but here in the BWA they are lucky if they dont end up in the hospital. The cream always rises to the top though and now after John Laurenaitis made the wisest move any general manager could make I have but one thing in mind, becoming the longest reigning BWA champion of all time.
Big Johnny: Well thats great to hear Hunter and it should then please these fans immensly aswell as give me great pleasure to award to you the BWA world heavyweight title...
But just as he is about to hand HHH the title belt a very familar if new to the BWA song plays in the form of Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. The crowd are going wild and seem to already know whats happening while to commentators wonder whats going on when suddenly Bryan Danielson emerges bringing with him his own WWE world heavyweight championship.
Eventually after much interaction with the fans at ringside he enters the ring and squares right up to Triple H and raising his title aloft to another big cheer from the crowd. Hunter looks enraged and as the show goes off the air we are left with the image of him staring a hole into Danielson's skull with the occasional peeved glance towards John Laurenitis who looks as shocked by Danielsons arrival in the BWA as anyone else.
BWA Roster 2012:
Triple H
Bryan Danielson
Kenta Kobashi
Mil Mascaras
Killer Kowalski
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Jarett
Muhammad Hussan
Gorilla Monsoon
Shelton Benjamin
Charlie Haas
John Laurenaitis
Masato Tanaka
Hayabusa0 -
PWF INTENSITY
J.R.: Hello and welcome to PWF INTENSITY! We are at a sold out in arena in Boston, Massachussets.
J.R.: We have a new owner, Shane McMahon, and he is here tonight!! To celebrate, we will have a special extreme edition of Intensity. We will inaugurate the PWF Hardcore Championship....here, tonight!!
King: And in our main event, Rikishi will challenge PWF Champion Hulk Hogan and the title will be on the line, in a no-holds-barred match!
R-Truth and Road Dogg Jesse James' music plays and they come to the ring.
J.R.: Now though, two of the recently drafted tag-teams will face off in a number 1 contendership match for the PWF Tag-Team titles.
Next out come the Smoking Gunns Billy and Bart Gunn.
J.R.: R-Truth starting us off here against Bart Gunn.
...................
J.R.: And now here comes the tag, R-Truth tags in the Road Dogg. And he's going after Bart Gunn. But Bart Gunn fighting back with some big right hands.
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J.R.: Eventually Road Dogg forced to tag R-Truth back in. Billy Gunn still yet to enter the match.
King: I don't think Bart needs his brother.
J.R.: Bart in control of R-Truth. Oh but wait a second...R-Truth hits the Reverse STO. Bah God!! Or Little Jimmy or whatever he calls it. And both men are down.
King: Bart's gonna need his brother now.
J.R.: Damn right. And this is interesting the two former New Age Outlaws about to face each other. Here we go. Bart with the tag to his brother Billy, can R-Truth get there.
King: Yes, he got the tag.
J.R.: He got the tag, here comes Road Dogg and Billy Gunn......oh but wait a second.
King: What?
J.R: Road Dogg and Billy Gunn smiling and shaking hands. Are we seeing....?
King: I think we are...the New Age Outlaws are back. Oh, look out!
J.R.: Road Dogg attacks R-Truth, Billy Gunn attacks his brother, and they are fighting on the outside. The crowd is going crazy!!
King: I can't believe this, J.R.!!
J.R.: Billy Gunn just threw his cowboy hat away. And Bart Gunn thrown back into the ring. Here comes the 5-time WWE Tag-Team Champions. Oh they are going for it.....Spike Piledriver on Bart Gunn. For God's sake, will somebody stop this. And now going after R-Truth........
King: OMG, look at this.
J.R.: Another Spike Piledriver..this time to R-Truth.
Road Dogg picks up a microphone: "Oh, you didnt know? Your ass better call somebody!!!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages: D-Generation X proudly brings to you the soon to be TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws!"
Billy Gunn: "And if you aren't down with that, we've got two words for ya, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
J.R.: Well, King, I cannot believe what has transpired here.
King: I'm in shock, all the other tag teams better watch out.
Road Dogg & R-Truth vs The Smoking Gunns ended in a no contest
Sound is not required for any of these videos (just crowd noises). For those who can't see the video, here's a transcript:Backstage PWF newcomer Sheamus runs into Hulk Hogan. Crowd cheers when they see Hogan. He has the PWF title draped across his shoulder.
Hogan: Hey, brother, nice to finally meet you.
They shake hands.
Sheamus: How are ya?
Hogan: I'm good, just want to welcome you to the PWF.
Sheamus: Fair play to ya.
Hogan: Nice accent by the way. Where are you from?
Sheamus: I'm Irish.
Hogan: Really? Wow, what a co-incidence, I'm Irish too.
Sheamus: I doubt that, fella.
Hogan: No seriously, where do you think I got the name Hogan from?
Sheamus : Crocodile Dundee?
(pause)
Hogan: No. (pause)My grandfather. He's from County Tralee, I think it was.
Sheamus shakes his head in despair.
Sheamus: Did you get that orange skin colour from him as well. (laughs)
Hogan is surprised.
Sheamus : Look fella, you're not Irish you're American, just like all these stupid Boston wannabe Irish.
booooooooos
Hogan: Excuse me?
Sheamus: You're not Irish. You are a stupid American.
boooooooooooooooooooooooos
Sheamus: I am the only real Irish person in this whole arena. You and these 10,000 Bostonians are nothing but plastic paddies. Look at ya, with your fake tan, you look more like an Oompa Loompa than an Irishman. (pause). You're about as Irish as non-alcoholic beer.
Hogan is visibly shocked.
Hogan: Listen to me, brother, I was just trying to be nice ok, I thought we could form some kind of All-Irish alliance, but if you decide you want to have beef with me and these 10,000 Hulkamaniacs, then beef is what you are going to get.
Sheamus: I prefer Pork, actually.
Hogan: Don't get smart with me, you fool; show some damn respect. When you were crapping in your nappies, I was selling out Shea Stadium with Andre The Giant, thousands of Hulkamaniacs cheering me on.....
Sheamus (interrupts): That's the problem Hulk. It's a long time since I was in nappies. And it's a long time since you had all those Hulkamaniancs cheering you to victory. You can try to reclaim past glory all you want but it isn't going to happen.
Suddenly Crash Holly appears dressed as Erin O'Grady, his old leprachaun character from APW.
Crash: Hey Sheamus, look! Surprise!!!
Sheamus is angry.
Sheamus: What...are you?
Crash: I am a leprachaun. Erin O'Grady. I just wanted to make you feel at home.
Sheamus is angry. He hits Crash with a big axehandle to the head and Crash falls to the floor.
Another transcript:Hulk: What the hell was that for? He was just being welcoming.
Sheamus: You will never understand, Hogan. Look, there is a reason all these people including you want to pretend they are Irish; it's because we are the best at everything, especially fighting. And I am the best fighter from the best country. I am going to be the only star around here, everyone else is a prop for my rise to becoming the P Double-Ya F Champion, including you. And there is nothing you or your wannabe Irish Hulkamaniacs can do about it. (pause) Also, Tralee is not a county, ya tool.
Sheamus smiles and walks off, while Hogan shakes his head in disgust.
J.R.: Well Hulk Hogan and Sheamus getting off on the wrong foot, King.
Lawlor: And neither is a guy you want to get on the wrong side off, J.R.
J.R: Definitely not and Sheamus certainly not here to make up the numbers either.
Crash Holly's music hits and he comes out to cheers..jpg/220px-Crash_Holly_1999_WWF_Smackdown_(WWE).jpg)
Greg "The Hammer" Valentine's music hits and he comes out to boos.
J.R.: Well Greg "The Hammer" Valentine hasn't endeared himself to the crowd thus far since joining the PWF, despite being a WWE Hall of Famer!!
King: They just don't know how to show respect, J.R.!
J.R.: Maybe if Valentine would stop cheating he'd get respect. This match suits him though, he can cheat all he likes as there are no rules! And falls count anywhere!
King: These guys can do anything to each other, J.R!
Crash and Greg batter each other into a bloody pulp.
King: Looks like Shane has made sure there is no P.G. era here.
J.R. And Crash Holly gets hit with a steel hair chair here at ringside!! He is out.
King: That's it!
J.R.: Well, not yet King by the looks of it. Oh wait a minute, what the hell are you upto now, Greg. Crash getting rolled up onto the Spanish Announce table.
King: Oh and look at The Hammer, he's climbing the turnbuckle. Aah!
J.R.: Oh no, this is not gonna end well. Come on Greg, why are doing this? This could end Crash's career.
King: And his own career too, J.R. Oh my God, look out!!!!
J.R.: GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!! Crash got out of the way and the Hammer just Hammered himself straight through the Spanish Announce Table. Bah God!!! Look at the carnage!!!
King: And look at Crash!
J.R.: Crash somehow has the wherewithall to make the cover. This is over.
1.............2..................3
King: He's done it!!
J.R.: And Crash is the hardcore champion, I can't believe this.
Announcer: The winner of this match and new Hardcore Champion.....Crash......Holly!!!!!!!
King: I don't know if Crash even knows he's the champion!
J.R.: Greg Valentine put it all on the line and for nothing. But at least the crowd are starting to appreciate his effort.
King: And look, it's Shane!
J.R.: Perhaps he's worried about his two competitors.
Shane McMahon: Maybe this isn't the best time to tell you, but Crash, you will, once again, defend the title 24/7, 365 days a year!!!!!!
King: Oh my God!
J.R.: Well I thought we might hear more about Shane's plans for PWF, obviously not yet.
Crash Holly defeated Greg "The Hammer" Valentine to win the Vacant PWF Hardcore Championship
Transcript:Backstage, Sheamus bumps into Rikishi
Sheamus: What's the craic, fella.
Rikishi: The craic's mighty, Sheamus!
Sheamus: Haha, fair play to ya.
Rikishi: Well done for standing up to that idiot Hogan earlier. His ego is out of control. He thinks it's 1984 all over again.
Sheamus: Haha yeah. I just want to say good luck tonight, I really hope you beat Hogan and win the Championship.
Rikishi: You know, you're my kinda guy. You want to come in to my dressing room for a whiskey?
Sheamus: You're a man after my own heart.
Rikishi: Come on in.
They enter the dressing room and close the door.
J,R,; Sheamus certainly getting on better with Rikishi than he did with Hulk Hogan. Although Sheamus is due to fight Rikishi's old friend Scotty 2 Hotty tonight in his debut match.
King:: I hope they don't get too drunk they both have important matches later.
(break)
J.R.: Well folks, we are about to witness the debut of Sheamus. But first here comes Scotty 2 Hotty.
2 Cool's music plays and out comes Scotty 2 Hotty.
Grandmaster Sexay is shown watching in the crowd.
Sheamus' music plays and out comes Sheamus.
Just before they start grappling, Scotty puts his hand out and tries to be friends with Sheamus.
Scotty: Top of the morning to ya', fella.
Scotty has a big smile on his face and Sheamus smiles for two seconds but it doesn't last long as Sheamus turns serious and runs into Scotty with a massive axehandle, knocking the smile straight of his face.
Sheamus beats the hell out of Scotty. Finally he hits the Irish Curse backbreaker and goes for the pin.
J.R.: This is over right here. 1....2....oh come on.
King: Sheamus doesn't want to finish yet, he wants to punish Scotty. He's trying to send some kind of message to the rest of the PWF.
J.R.: This is rediculous. OH! Scotty 2 Hotty thrown straight into that turnbuckle. Look at the sick smile on Sheamus' face. He's enjoying this. Clothesline!! Scotty is down and out.
(boooooos)
J.R.: Just pin him now and get it over it, for God's sake. Oh no, he's picking Scotty up for more punishment. Wait a minute, from out of the crowd, there's Grandmaster Sexay, Scotty's old 2 Cool partner. Has your son joined the PWF, King?
King: He hasn't joined, he is not a member, but I guess he's come out to ringside to save his old friend. Look, he's got that steel chair. Oh but wait a minute.
J.R.: Here comes Rikishi, another old 2 Cool member, what is he doing out here?
King: Perhaps we will see a full 2 Cool Reunion right here tonight!
J.R.: And Grandmaster Sexay throwing the chair to Scotty now. Scotty has it. And OH MY GOD Rikishi hit just hit Grandmaster Sexay from behind. Driven straight into those steel steps. Why, Rikishi, why? Why did he need to come out here and do that for?
Lawlor: Evening the odds, J.R.
J.R. Evening the odds, my big Oklahoman butt, how the hell do you work that one out? Well I guess any chance of a full 2 Cool reunion has just gone out the window.
Looks like Rikishi may have it in for his old friends.
Lawlor: Look out, Scotty with the steel chair.
J.R.: Oh but BROGUE KICK!! Good God!! Good God!!! Sheamus just drove that steel chair right into Scotty's face with the Brogue Kick. And look at the sick smile on this twisted individual.
Lawlor: Self-defence.
J.R.: Yeah right!
Announcer: The winner of this match as a result of a disqualification, Scotty 2 Hotty!!!!
J.R. Well, the referee has disqualified Sheamus but he doesn't care a damn bit. He just wants to hurt people. And look at Sheamus and Rikishi laughing together. This is sick.
King: Scotty doesn't even know he won yet, J.R.
J.R.: If you can call it a victory.
Scotty 2 Hotty defeated Sheamus via disqualification
Rikishi throws Grandmaster Sexay into the ring and then enters the ring himself. Sheamus & Rikishi are standing over the two downed bodies in the ring.
Rikishi asks for a microphone:
Transcript:Rikishi: You've heard of Western Samoa, you've heard of American Samoa; now welcome to Irish Samoa!
King: Irish-Samoa - what the..?
JR: I think they've been drinking too much whiskey!
Sheamus: That's right, fellas. We've formed the Irish Samoan Alliance to take over the P Double-ya F. Nobody will dare mess with us and we won't stop until we've every title in our arms.
Rikishi: Ever since we met earlier tonight we got on well but we did get into one argument. It was about who has the most powerful finisher. You know, Sheamus I think its time we found out.
Sheamus nods in agreement and Rikishi drops the microphone.
J.R: What! Oh no! They can't be serious.
King: Please tell me they are not going to do this, J.R.
J.R.: Well, sure as hell it looks like it.
J.R.: They've got Scotty 2 Hotty and Grandmaster Sexay to their feet. Will somebody stop this, for God's sake. Oh my God. Here it comes. Rikishi Bomb to Grandmaster Sexay!! Celtic Cross to Scotty 2 Hotty!! At the same time!!! Why is this necessary?
Rikishi picks the microphone back up.
Rikishi: The winner is decided by who's victim gets to their feet last.
J.R.: What? This is sick.
Sheamus and Rikishi stand in the ring smiling with their arms crossed. The crowd boo.
Sheamus starts egging Grandmaster Sexay to his feet. Meanwhile, Rikishi is egging Scotty 2 Hotty to his feet.
King: See, they are showing compassion, J.R.
J.R. Yeah, sure, they just want to win this stupid bet. And 2 Cool are like guinea pigs for their little games.
Finally, Grandmaster Sexay clambers to the ropes and gets to his feet first. Scotty is still out cold. As soon as Grandmaster Sexay stands up, Rikishi hits him with a right hand and knocks him back down.
J.R.: Oh come on!
Rikishi: You won this time, Sheamus.
He hands Sheamus a dollar note.
J.R.: They did that for a one dollar bet!? What sick, twisted individuals.
Sheamus' music hits and both men leave the ring laughing and joking as the crowd boos.
(break)
Announcter: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a no-holds-barred match for the PWF Championship!!
Rikishi's music plays.
Out comes Rikishi.
Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, RIKISHI!!
(boos)
Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) plays and out comes Hulk Hogan.
Announcer: And his opponent, he is the PWF Champion, Hulk Hogan
King: Let's see if Rikishi can replicate his cousin Yokozuna's achievement and beat Hogan to win the title.
Hogan is mostly in control but suddenly:
J.R.: Wait a minute, there's Sheamus, what's he doing out here?
booooooooo
J.R.: Oh my God! Brogue Kick, Good God, Sheamus just took out Hogan.
booooooooooo
All of a sudden:
"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEEFCAKE?" is heard over the arena.
J.R: What? Bah Gawd, there's Brutus Beefcake, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Hogan's old friend. They started wrestling together! Is he yet another member of the PWF??
Beefcake has a steel chair in hand. He hits both Rikishi and Sheamus with it. He and Sheamus continue to fight outside of the ring. Finally Hogan gets back up, does his comeback thing and finally hits a Body Slam and then the Leg Drop on Rikishi with the crowd going crazy. Sheamus fights off Beefcake outside but it's too late as Hogan pins Rikishi and scores the victory. Hogan leaves the ring and helps Beefcake to his feet and they celebrate together as they walk down the aisle.
Hulk Hogan defeated Rikishi to retain the PWF Championship
J.R. Oh but there's Rikishi and Sheamus. They are coming after Hogan and Beefcake and both men are knocked to the ground. Rikishi and Sheamus are out for revenge. They continue to assault Hogan and Beefcake. Here comes some referees, backstage people, security. Trying to break things up. Good God, all hell has broken lose. There's Crash Holly attacking Sheamus...and the New Age Outlaws, R-Truth, Bart Gunn...the whole roster's out here. There's the Honky Tonk Man, Bah gawd...what the hell is going on here. This is insane. And nobody can stop Rikishi and Sheamus. There are people being thrown into the crowd. Ba God, look at the carnage. Ladies and Gentlemen, we've overrun. But I am sure we haven't heard the last of this. Good god, what a night, join us next week!!0 -
The show kicks off with pyro echoing around the arena and we go ringside to the commentators who welcome us to the inaugural episode of the second season of CMW revolution.
The familiar ring of Teddy Long’s entrance music plays.
“Holla Holla CMW Fans!”
Teddy tells us that he hopes we are ready for all the action in store for tonight, he says we are going to see the absolute best in wrestling you will see anywhere in any universe tonight. Crowd pops
He said that in the back are some real animals, like a man who likes bees and even a Giant! Crowd goes a little quiet.
But I know exactly what you want to see. You want to see some wrestling action? ‘Crowd comes back to life’
“You want to see 4 guys square off in a tag team encounter?!
Well I got your number, playa! Lets get this going!”
Heath Slater and Justin Gabriel’s music hits as they enter the arena, they look smug and abuse the crowd on the way to the ring.
Generic commentator 1 and generic commentator 2 discuss the incident that took place a few weeks ago at the training facility.
Generic commentator 2 thinks slater and gabriel had nothing to do with it, but generic commentator 1 isnt so sure.
Teddy long announces “And your opponents are…”
Eric Young comes out on the stage and hugs teddy long. He seems to be crying.
“Thanks for this, Ted, opening the show is an honor, thanks again!” he says as he is drying his eyes.
And his partner…
Randy Orton walks onto the stage looking unimpressed.
Teddy turns to walk back through the curtain but Orton stops him.
“Teddy, I don’t know if you know this, but this is not why I signed with CMW. I was promised real competition.”
“This is competition Raaandy! This is your match for tonight and you will compete in it. In time if you prove yourself, you might have a chance to choose your opponent for Wrestlezone in a few weeks.”
Ortons scowl slowly turns to a smile as he faces down the ramp.
Orton climbs into the ring and is met with an overexcited Eric Young who throws up his hand to high five Randy. Orton just walks by and poses on the second rope.
The music dies down as Slater and Gabriel enter the ring.
Slater stays on the apron and Gabriel stands in the corner. Eric tells Randy “I got this!” and Randy shrugs and gets out of the ring and onto the apron.
The ref rings the bell.
Eric tries rallying the crowd by clapping. Gabriel locks up and pushes Young back. Eric starts to clap again.
Orton frustratingly slaps his back to tag himself in.
Eric looks confused and Orton steps in the ring. Gabriel attempts a lock up with Orton but he is just met with an RKO. Slater enters the ring and also eats an RKO. Eric, not having even left the ring yet starts celebrating. Orton lifts his arm to high five, but delivers an RKO on eric too!
He pushes Eric out of the ring and pins Gabriel in the centre of the ring and the ref makes the 3 count.
Winner by pin fall:
Randy Orton and Eric Young
Orton climbs out of the ring and while looking down the camera calls “Was that enough proof, Teddy?” and pushes the camera away.
-First commercial Break-
Part 2. The commentators discuss how formidable Slater and Gabriel were last year when they were part of the Nexus World Order and now they have been torn apart in the first night.
We go backstage to Big Show being interviewed by generic pencil neck, nervous looking interview guy.
Generic pencil neck nervous looking interview guy:
“Big Show, your first night in CMW, are you excited.”
Big Show:
“Oh yeah man, I cant wait to put on the boots and get to it. I’m here to be the best and nothings going to stand in my way”
Generic pencil neck nervous looking interview guy:
“In the past, you have been the largest man on the roster wherever you have been, but not anymore, how do you feel about that?
Big Show:
“You mean Andre, right? Well I’ll tell you the truth, I havent even met the man yet, but its going to be an honor to even step in the ring with him…”
“Hold up playa! You think your going to be stepping in the ring with Andre? Well you aint! * Show looks a little shocked *
At least not tonight. Oh no, I’ll wait for sometime special to have you two together.
Tonight you have yourself a match, but its up next, show!”
Big Show:
“Teddy, I’m not even ready…”
Long:
“Alright Playa, your match will be the main event.”
Show:
“Good!”
Teddy Dances as the screen fades and we go to commercial.
Back in the arena and Mark henry’s music plays.
As he walks to the ring the commentators announce that the winners of tonights and next weeks matches will be given points and in two weeks those with the most points will have a title match to determine the CMW champion.
The CMW Board of directors will determine how the points are distributed.
Kazarian’s music hits and the crowd pops loud.
Henry laughs as kaz walks down.
Kazarian and Henry begin to wrestle, henry gets the upper hand early.
Henry attempts a few big moves but Kazarian kicks and punches free out of each of them.
Kazarian kicks henry to one knee and tries to hit the shining wizard but henry moves and lifts kazarian up for a hellacious powerslam.
The ref makes a count but notices Kazarians foot is under the rope and stops the count. Henry gets up and intimidates the ref. Not noticing that kazarian has made his way to his feet.
Henry turns around and kazarian hits him with a series of kicks and then the wave of the future. He hooks the leg and the ref declares Kazarian the winner.
Winner by pinfall:
Kazarian
Henry gets up immediately and lays into Kazarian, knocking him around the ring before lifting him up for the worlds strongest slam. Kazarian punches and escapes the move and slides out of the ring as security and refs run to the ring to hold henry back.
Teddy Long music plays as he comes out with mic in hand:
“Mark, the match is over, if you don’t stop I’m going to have to suspend you.”
Henry calms down and Kazarian leaves the ringside are
“I’ll tell you what, next week, you and Kazarian will be back in the ring together…. * crowd cheer *.. In a TAG TEAM MATCH!”
Teddy dances some more as Kazarian walks by him looking unimpressed.
- commercial break –
CMW commentators welcome us back as the announcer tells us the following match is the main event.
Big Shows music hits and he walks out to cheers.
Up next is Mason Ryan.
The ref calls for the bell and mason ryan runs at Big Show. The two big men exchange punches, Mason being forced more and more into the corner until he slides out of the ring to avoid a slap across the chest.
Big Show follows him out and the ref begins the 10 count.
Suddenly, the lights go out for a few moments.
They come back on and Show, Ryan and the ref all look bewildered.
The ref continues the count while show and ryan brawl outside.
4…5…
The lights go dark again, this time for longer.
When they come back on the ref is out cold in the centre of the ring.Please ignore foley in the pic.
The medic team rush down to check on the ref lying in the ring.
Teddy long walks out too and says that show and ryan will instead have their match next week and apologises to the crowd. Teddy says that there would… –He is cut off as he lights go out again, this time the screen shows words of
REBORN.. Next week.
The lights go back on and all around ringside are looking shocked.
This closes the show.
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SWF (SlickRic) and HVCW (Voltwad) have combined to bring you a taster of what's to come on their shows by coming together to provide some once off contests for the wrestling world. A sell-out crowd in Toronto, Canada is here to see some cracking matches.
Match One: Road Warriors v Tazz & Sabu
This is going to be a wild one...as it’ll be a hardcore match!
Tazz and Sabu make their way to the ring, game faces on, motivated at the prospect of pitting their skills against what many consider to be the greatest tag-team of all time. This is about 2 of the best ever in ECW trying to match up the “best ever”. And they look like they’re taking this opportunity seriously.
The Road Warriors come out to a thunderous ovation, and as outlined in a promo earlier, are desperate to show these “kids”, that their old stomping ground was a playpen compared to how “extreme” the Road Warriors can get.
The match is a furious array of stiffness. Animal takes control of Tazz early, with a mixture of physicality and technical prowess. After a series of powerslams, he tags in Hawk, who goes right to work on the back of the neck, clubbing it repeatedly. The shots can be heard around the arena. Meanwhile, Sabu is on the apron, looking helpless, and a bit disinterested.
Tazz finally rakes the eyes of Hawk, Sabu tags in and goes to work with some high flying craziness. He gets Hawk to the outside, and using the ropes, hits an Asai Moonsault onto Hawk, who catches him and powerslams him through the announce table. Tazz then comes from behind, synching in the Tazzmission as Sabu lays prone on the floor. Hawk is choked out with 15 seconds, before Animal has a chance to realise what’s happening and make the save.
Tazz slides into the ring, and him and Animal go at it. Tazz hits a series of suplexes, and has a couple of near falls. This is a new aggressive side to Tazz that’s not been seen in a while. He’s still feeling the effects of the neck, but he’s stays on top of Animal. We see after a couple of minutes, Hawk firstly getting to his feet. Tazz locks in the Tazzmission on Animal, Animal manages to break it up, does a switch around, hoists Tazz onto his shoulders, as if instinctively knowing his partner had come to...and Hawk climbs the ropes ready to hit the Doomsday Device.
The finish comes, when suddenly, out of nowhere, Sabu springboards off the top rope, kicking Animal in the back of the head, which also sends Tazz tumbling heavily to the outside. He then hits a Karate looking kick to the side of Hawk’s head, hits a hurricanrana, and has him set up for a huge leg drop off the top rope. Meanwhile Tazz has come to. He picks up a kendo stick from under the ring, throws it to Sabu, who then uses under his leg as he flies through the air and strikes Hawk right across the throat. Sabu then goes for the cover; 1..................2........................
Tazz comes from behind and lays Sabu out with the Tazzmission, choking him out for a good minute. He then picks up the kendo stick, breaks it in 2 over his leg, and walks out of the arena, much to the annoyance of the crowd, who loudly boo.
Animal meanwhile looks on as Tazz goes up the ramp, slides in the ring, hits a running powerslam, and covers Sabu for the pin, much to the delight of the crowd. The match ends with Sabu being stretchered out, battered and bloodied.
Match Two: Over the top rope, Money in the Bank challenge. The winner will receive a title shot in their respective promotion at a time of their choosing.
Participants:
Tully Blanchard
The Briscoe Brothers
Masahiro Chono
Bob Sapp
"Magnum TA" Terry Allen
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
Lance Storm
William Regal
Ultimo Dragon
Sabu
Tazz
Hawk
Animal
All contestants start in the ring at the same time. Pandemonium ensues as Regal is sent over the top rop in record time. When it's whittled down to four, we are left with ex-Rumble winner, Duggan, Ultimo Dragon, Chono and Sabu. Chono and Ultimo are acting like a tag team, displaying some fine teamwork to keep Duggan and Sabu rooted to the ground.
Sabu is sent over the top rope through a joint effort but Duggan holds on for the moment. He lands fairly awkwardly on his ankle. Meanwhile, Chono attempts to blindside Ultimo but he evades, sending Chono into Duggan. This collision sends Duggan flying off the apron and he is eliminated. Chono turns around to be met with an attempted Asai DDT but Chono reverses, throwing Ultimo to the canvas. As Ultimo gets up, Chono attempts a big boot but misses. He has one leg over the apron, a precarious position to be in.
Ultimo bounces off the ropes and dropkicks him. He's almost over completely but he hangs on. Ultimo then tries to push him over but out of nowhere, Chono applies a triange choke and tries to take Ultimo over the top rope with him. Cleverly though, Ultimo shakes it off and Chono falls to the floor hard.
Winner: Ultimo Dragon
Match Three: Scissors on a Pole Match: Arn Anderson v Sid Vicious
This match has been almost 20 years in the making. A hotel room scuffle in 1993 saw both men end up in hospital. This infamous row led to Sid's departure from WCW and perhaps denied him a title shot at the time. Now to put himself back the road towards glory, he must face up to his demons and go one on one with Arn Anderson.
Arn now plies his trade with Slick Wrestling Federation. It was said at the time that he came out the worse of the two after the brawl. Arn received 20 stab wounds while Sid received 4. Now he has a chance to get revenge on Sid in a once off match where the first person to climb the turnbuckle and retrieve the scissors from on top of the pole can use it on his opponent at his will.
As the match begins, HVCW General Manager Eric Bischoff sits down at ringside beside Jim Ross and Jerry 'The King' Lawler at ringside. Arn looks extremely keen to get underway, Sid waits outside the ring with a cold stare before slowly entering the squared circle.
Arn dominates the early exchanges before a big boot almost decapitates him. Sid catches his breath and makes his way over to the corner. He's stopped by Arn who drags him down and applies an abdominal stretch. Sid fights his way out of it and goes for a clothesline but Arn turns the tables and sends Sid out of the ring. He follows him out and slams his head off the announce table, smiling cheekily at Bischoff as he does so. Sid takes this opportunity to rake the eyes of the ex-Horseman but the referee hasn't seen it.
Bischoff meanwhile, comments that during Arn's time as Bischoff's right hand man, he always spoke of wanting revenge on Sid.
Sid is descending up the turnbuckle a second time but again, Arn is able to stop him and puts the chinlock on Sid. Sid is struggling to escape this and he knows well that tapping out will do him no good. Arn breaks the hold by choice and The Enforcer signals that it's time for a DDT. He hits it beautifully and turns his attention to the corner of the ring where the scissors lie. The crowd are on their feet now as the match climaxes. Sid is coming around as Arn is within inches of victory. Sid makes his way over to the corner in hope of stopping Arn retrieving the scissors but just as he goes to pull him down, Arn removes the scissors from the top of the pole and the bell wins to signal the end of the match.
Winner - Arn Anderson
Arn pushes Sid away from the turnbuckle with a kick to the face and sizes him up. A close up of the scissors indicates exactly how sharp they are. Sid gets to his feet and is met by the foreign object which makes an incision in his cheek. He turns away in pain but Arn scrapes the sharp inner blade against Sid's back. He drops the scissors and begins pummelling Sid. He hits another DDT as his music plays and he salutes the crowd.
Main Event: AJ Styles v Ricky Steamboat
Two of the premier workers in the world are both cheered to the ring, as the fans anticipate an instant classic.
Both men shake hands as they begin about that has been billed by those in attendance, as simply a match between two great wrestlers, with the question being, “on this night, who is the best”.
They begin with some chain wrestling, which for the 1st three/four minutes is fairly even with lockups ending in stalemates. But then suddenly Steamboat gets the upper hand to the delight of the crowd. The man who can never be booed just exudes confidence as he hits 3 straight deep arm drags to catch AJ, and the arm is worked over for the next couple of minutes.
AJ sells the arm, and as Steamboat sends AJ into the ropes with an Irish Whip, he goes for a sumptuous drop kick, only for AJ to hold onto the ropes, causing Steamboat to hit nothing. With his ribs exposed after the fall, AJ immediately sees the opening and goes to town on Steamboat’s mid-section for the next few minutes. Abdominal stretches, power slaw, springboard splashes all get displayed, with numerous 2 counts from the referee. Every so often Steamboat attacks the arm of AJ, causing brief respite, but AJ holds the upper hand, and continues some high-octane offence, focusing primarily on the midsection of Steamboat.
The finish comes as AJ goes for the Styles Clash. He gets him in position just about, but as AJ is about the get his feet over Steamboat’s arms, Steamboat picks the ankle, floats over, and suddenly sinks a deep arm wrench onto AJ, with AJ on his stomach. Steamboat is usin
g all his flexibility to get as much pressure as possible on the arm, but after 90 seconds or so, AJ makes it to the ropes. With Steamboat holding his stomach, he’s stalks AJ as he pulls himself up using the ropes. As AJ turns, Steamboat hoists him up into a double arm chicken wing, a move he famously used on one of AJ old mentor’s Ric Flair. But before he quite locks it in, AJ floats over, and hits the Pele Kick as Steamboat turns.
AJ then hits the Styles Clash for the sudden win, as the crowd celebrates.
Winner - AJ Styles
Both men get to their feet groggy and nursing their injuries, and they hoist each other’s hands in the air at the finish.0 -
Welcome to the 3rd installment of CWA challenge where we open the show with Miz in the ring with Waylon MercyMiz: for the last coupe of weeks he has had that freak Abyss follow him around but tonight there will be no more running as he issues a challenge for Abyss to face Waylon Mercy is a no holds barred match.
Waylon states that he will be showing Abyss no Mercy tonight and Abyss is only lucky that he wears a mask already as if he didnt he would defiantly need one after tonightMeanwhile backstage we Matt Morgan in JBL's office
Morgan: I want Hernadez Bradshaw and I want him bad he screwed me over last week
JBL: Woh big man you will get your oppurtunity but it wont be tonight I had to suspend Hernadez for a week as I found out he was the one who attacked that little midget Mysterio last week and now he has left to go to the BWA who ever they are and is threatning to sue for constructive dismissal
Morgan: Suspend him if you wanted to punish him to put him in the ring against me
JBL: I tell you what Morgan since you are so hyped up for a match tonight you can face up against Ahmed Johnson, Oh and that next so you better get yourself to the ring.***dont try this at home***
Matt Morgan vs Ahmed Johnson
Both men face off in the squarecircle talking thrash to one another until soon the fist begin to fly the match goes one way and then another with near falls for each star , Morgan though seems like he is getting ahead in this match up and whips Johnson of the rope and hits him with the carbon footprint but this only send Johnson over the ropes, Morgan follows him out and grabs Johnson to put him back in the ring, all the sudden Hernadez jumps the guard rail and with steel knuckles knocks out Morgan and heads back through the crowd the ref has no choice but call for the bell
Winner via DQ: Matt MorganBackstageThe Miz and Waylon Mercy bump into MR.T
Miz: Hey your that guy right, the guy with the famous saying
Mr.T: I PITY THE FOOL
Miz: No thats not it
Mercy: Oh its what you talking about willis
Miz: No thats not it eitheir thats not even close whats wrong with you man, Oh I know what it is its " get some nuts "
Mr.T: Your about to meet my friend pain
Miz: Hey just trying to help you out but if you are looking for some nuts then there is a guy here called Mr.Wonderful he has been offering his nuts to everyone in the locker room,
Miz and Mercy walk away as they do Mercy ask the Miz who was that the Miz says he thinks it is Booker T's brotherPipers pit: Tonight guest we have Harlem Heat
***BREAK***
Booker T : Before you even start piper if you even try anything like you did to Eddie last week then you will be playing those bag pipes from somewhere else other then your mouth
Piper: Ok Ok where clear I only brought ye out here to talk about yer upcoming Tag Titles match up at Revolution
Stevie Ray: Ya will man that is something we are looking forward.....
Booker T: We before you go any further Stevie I got to tell you bro that me and you have dominated that tag division for a long long time now but now that we are in CWA I have my eye on the Heavyweight Title but you know our man Ahmed is ready to step in at any stage
Piper: Oh seems we forgot to bring up some stuff around that family table so Marty Jannetty I mean Stevie Ray what you got to say to that:
Stevie: Sorry to disapoint you Piper but I will back my brother in whatever decision he makes and if he wants to go after JBL then I got his back
Piper: What do you say to the people that say there is no competition in the CWA for ye
Stevie Ray: I agree man and JBL better start opening his wallet and sign up a big tag team to face Harlem Heat 2000 at Revolution unless he wants his buyrates to drop***promo for revolution***Main Event
Waylon Mercy vs Abyss
This is a no holds barred match and its real slap mouth match up as soon as Abyy hits the ring Mercy is on him hitting him with a lid of a garbage can he then breaks a kendo stick over Abyss head, Mercy has now got a stop sign in his hand but Abyss stands up and punches the sign as Mercy drops it Abyss whips him into the turnbuckle and then charges him , Next he puts a ladder in front of Mercy and at full speed charges into him Mercy drops to the canvass Abyss takes out a bag of tacks and drops them on the canvass.
The Miz comes out from backstage but before he gets a chance to run to the ring Mr.Wonderful grabs him from behind and they begin to scuffle
Meanwhile in the ring Abyss is able to black hole slam Mercy straight into the tacks and covers him for the win.
Winner: AbyssShow ends with a clip of JBL leaving the arena on his phoneJBL: Listen I know ye got other offers but lets be honest ye like two things money and violence well at CWA I will make sure ye get plenty of both, as he hangs up he walks straight into Nikita Koloff
Koloff: Well well well look who it is the so called CWA Champion, dont think I have no realised that in the last two weeks you got rid of your nearest challengers
I heard you Spiked Scott Hall so you could fire him and you paid Hernadez off to jump Mysterio whats your plan for Booker T
JBL: I have no idea what you are on about anyway what the hell are you doing here
Koloff: Oh you must have forgot to check all your staffs contracts you see I have a 3 year deal with this place I was only on loan last year to another fed but I am back this year and I want what I should have got 2 years ago that nice shinny belt around ure waist.0 -
Part I
LWE - LizLinear Wrestling Entertainment presents it's weekly tv show
Friday Night Ignition
The show opens with IC champ Cody Rhodes and current tag team champs Ted DiBiase & Joseph Hennig and women's champion Natalya Neidhart making their way to the ring (the stable is known as The Generation Dominators). Rhodes takes a mic and talks about the changes happening in LWE and that all he needs to do know is add the world titleto his collection. He talks about being a former tag team champ and is the current IC champ and that he will be first to hold both the IC and world title at the same time. He says that since the world title is vacated after the brutal attack on former champion Christian who has been out of action now for 4 weeks the title should be given directly to the him tonight or else him and his stable mates will take matters into their own hands. He calls out the GM but they are a no show. Hennig takes a mic and says this show and promotion is dead without them, he says he is finally away from that ridiculous Michael McGillicutty name and no longer is in the shadow of his perfect father who he is simply better than, he holds up his tag title belt. Again Rhodes demand that he be given the world title belt now as there is no one else on the roster in his league. Ted DiBiase gets on the mic and says they are the best in past, present and future and if this promotion is too succeed the world title should be given to Cody or else he will buy the whole promotion right now and buy even the audience money is no object to him. Suddenly music is played and out comes tbc...................................................
Part II
Out comes Bobby Heenan and all members The Generation Dominators are shocked in the ring to see him.
Cody asks what he is doing there and Heenan says he got a call from the GM and offered a very nice deal to come to LWE. Cody asks where is the GM and Heenan says that tonight he is running the show. Cody asks for the world title as he is the best. Heenan tells him there will no world title match or world title given to him. Heenan tells Cody he likes him at least he dont dress in drag like his weirdo brother or dance like his fat daddy. He tells Cody that he will have a match tonight and then introduces his opponent Cowboy James Storm. Storm comes out with a beer in hand Heenan congratulates Storm on his new baby and asks if the baby looks like Bobby. Storm smirks at Heenan and says he too wants a shot at the world title. Heenan says he wont be making any world title matches tonight and that the GM will address that matter next week. Heenan says he'd like to introduce all at LWE to someone who has obtained his excellent services as his manager and he welcomes out Nigel McGuinness. Heenan says the name Desmond Wolfe should stay well buried in a tomb in Britain along with Vince Russo. Heenan says that tonight Nigel will fight anyone on the LWE roster. Joseph Hennig speaks immediately from the ring and says he will face him. Heenan jokes that Joseph proves his dad wasnt all perfect after all and makes the match for right now and he orders Cody, Ted Jr and Natalya to leave the ring but they stay ringside.
Match 1: Nigel McGuinness V Joseph Hennig
Heenan joins commentary for the match and tells Cody and Ted Jr to go take a walk and leave ringside and that Natalya can sit on his knee and he will tell her bedtime story if she wants. They all leave ringside with Joseph telling them he has this. Heenan comments on Joseph's bad dye job. Nigel McGuinness picks up the win. Heenan raises his hand in the ring.
John Morrison is seen doing his parkour training backstage and Brian Pillman him watching from the shadows.
Teddy Hart goes to speak with Cody and asks if he can join, Cody tells him no and walks off.
Match 2: Brutus Magnus V Joey Mercury
Joey Mercury picks up the win. Brian Pillman comes out and rides a bicycle around the ring and exits.
Teddy asks Natalya to speak with Cody about him and she says no and walks off. Teddy goes up to Bobby and introduces himself. He starts telling Bobby about training animals to wrestle. Bobby asks if he sure he is related to Bret Hart or is it Ultimate Warrior. Bobby gets a call on his mobile and leaves.
Lita and Beth are seen fighting backstage in the locker room. Security has to pull them apart. Bobby comes and asks why they are fighting is it still over Punk, Bobby tells them he has new dance partner in Jake Roberts over at WECWF so his dance card is full so they should to move on. Teddy Hart enters and tells Bobby he will take of this. Bobby and the security leave.
Bobby comes to the ring and says he was speaking with the GM and that Christian in on the mend and he should be here next week. John Morrison comes out and tells Bobby that someone is stealing his things from the locker room, Bobby asks what was taken and coughs Melina. Morrison says no that his expensive shampoo and conditioner are gone and he dont know who would take them. Brian Pillman again comes out and rides a bicycle around the ring and exits he has Morrison's hair products with him. Morrison chases after him. Bobby asks what type of company this is and leaves the ring.
Teddy Hart is shown backstage keeled over in pain in the women's locker room after trying to make peace between Lita and Beth.
Match 3: Cody Rhodes V James Storm
Ted Jnr and Natalya come out mid match and try to distract Storm but it dont work and Storm picks up the win after a roll up. Cody, Ted Jnr and Natalya attack Storm after the match. McGuinness makes the save but then afterwards he takes out Storm with Jawbreaker Lariat as the show ends.0 -
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FCW Episode 1
Pyro goes off in the RDS simmonscourt as the new FCW theme song is played throughout the arena "Bully" by Shinedown
Moments later the lights go out followed by:
And out comes the new GM of FCW to a monstrous ovation
This would bring out Robert RoodeHe says it so good to be back in Ireland and is really looking forward to running this show , but if anyone trys to rub him up the wrong he wont be afraid to TERMINATE THEM
Roode:Its an honour to be working in the same company as Arnie but everyone in the building wants to know when will he be given the now vacant World Title since he is the only one in the back that deserves it . So cut to the chase and give me the belt
Arnie:Now calm down Roode , who do you think you are Turbo Man . No one will be given anything , you need to work for it . So tonight we will crown the new Champion . We will have 4 matches and the winner of each match will face in a 4 Way Elimination Match in the Main Event . And Roode your match is up 1st.................................Oh and I'll Be Back
Opening Match:
Robert Roode vs Tajiri
Quick match with Roode attacking Tajiri as he was coming into the ring , Roode threw Tajiri into the steps arm first and beats down on the arm and drags his lifeless body into the ring and locks in the armbar for the win
Winner: Robert Roode
Post Match: Roode keeps beating down on Tajiri and locking the armbar once again until Rhyno would hit the ring to make the save
Match 2:
Rhyno vs Doug Williams
Williams comes out with a English flag to a chorus of boos in the 2nd match for the World Title . Strong paced match with lots of near falls between both men . Rhyno had Williams set up for the GORE but on the screen it showed Someone in black attire attacking Tajiri again with a chair hitting his arm , this allowed Williams to gain control and hitting the Chaos Theory for the win
Winner: Doug Williams
Backstage Segment: The Beautiful people are in the back discuss who Arnie will prefer , but they end up brawling but eventually agree to just walk in and ask him . But just as they were about to walk into his office the door flings open knocking both women out and all you hear is "My Bad" and the camera goes up to see that the "Funkasauras" has arrived
Match 3:
Person to get the pin will be in the Main Event
Team 3D vs London/Kendrick
2 top teams going at it but only one member of the team will get into the 4-Way Title Match . Lots of tags between both times but the experience of 3D would get the better of Londrick until Kendrick would make the hot tag and cleaned house . As it was looking like London was going to hit the 450 , D-Von would get on get up and hit a 3D from the top rope with Bubba Ray . Bubba Ray told D-Von to take the pin and get into the Main Event
Winner: D-Von
Post Match: Bubba Ray celebrates with D-Von and congratulates him
Match 4
Brodus Clay vs Mike Awesome
The Funkasaruas finally arrives and sadly for Awesome he tries to use his height and strength to overcome this guy but Clay gets the win and advances to the final spot in the Main Event.
Pre Match: Arnie comes out with the belt and sits at ringside to watch the upcoming match
Main Event
4 Way NO-DQ Elimination Match for World Championship
Roode vs D-Von vs Doug Williams vs Brodus Clay
Moments into the match as D-Von was on the outside Bubba Ray came down to what looked like support but ended up attacking D-Von with a steal chain and set up a table and power bombed him throw it , the ref had not choice to count D-Von as eliminated
1st Elimination:D-Von
Now Roode and Williams teamed up on Brodus but after Roode got freaked out by Clay he pushed Williams towards into the slaughter and would end up being eliminated by Clay
2nd Elimination: Williams
Now it was 1 on 1 with the next man to get a pinfall/submission would be crowned the new FCW champion . Someone how Roode would get the big man off his feet and start the beat down but after numerous attempts he just could not put away Clay . Clay would fight back , but just as he was about to hit Roode with the What The Funk , Roode would push the ref into Clay and then hit a low blow on Clay . As Arnie was checking up on the ref Roode would find a set of brass knuckles and hit Clay with them to knock him out . Since there was no ref Arnie would reluctanly make the pin
Winner and New FCW Champion Robert Roode
Post Match
Arnie would walk back into the ring and present Roode with the belt but as he took the belt Roode spit in Arnies face and ran from the ring . Roode would be shown running away in the back but Arnie would get on the microphone and say
Hey Roode congrats on the title win but you dont spit in the Governor's face . But if you think you are getting away with that you are wrong . I have one final bit of news , you will defend that belt at Wrestlemania against a person of my choice and the good news is that he is right in that door beside you , See You Next Week Roode
Backstage
Roode would opening the GM's door and to see who it was , Roode looks on stunned and walks/runs away shocked towards his car as......................................THE ROCK walks out of the office as the crowd go crazy shouting ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY as we go off the air0 -
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Fireworks go off from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania for the first show of the new season.Commentary team: Welcome everyone to the return of Monday Night Grappling. We come to you tonight live from Philadelphia and as we build towards Grapplemania the question on our fans lips is...will Shawn Michaels be here? Rumours are rife on the whereabouts of HBK but hopefully tonight we will get answers!
Jim Cornette's music hits as he makes his way to the ring to boos. Fans have turned on the Commissioner in recent months and aren't happy about rumours he lost HBK to a rival roster.Cornette: Well sh*t, thank you for that familiar friendly Philadelphia welcome.
(Fans boo)
Now that I've got rid of the deadweight from last year and sent them packing to WECWF's wannabe whackjobs and BWA's bargain basement bin, this year Monday Night Grappling is back and bigger than ever. And yes folks I know there has been much speculation over a certain MNG talent...
(Fans chant 'HBK' and 'We want Michaels')
I know you do and I know every wrestling fan around the world wants to see the man who became champion here many months ago - Misawa - arguably the greatest Japanese wrestler ever, versus arguably the greatest American wrestler ever Shawn Michaels. Unfortunately...well, the rumours are accurate. Mr Michaels has in fact gone AWOL from this company.
(Fans jeer like crazy)
I know, hell I'm as hurt by this as you are but the show must go on and I'll have to find another contender to face Misawa...
*Batista's music hits*
Batista comes to the ring in a ridiculously wonderful outfit. Batista gets nose to nose with Cornette and says the fact he was not number one contender for Misawa's gold was a joke. He said he was the number one acquisition to the company and was promised big things by the owner of MNG but instead the talk was about a guy who didn't even want to be on the show.
He said Michaels should just do what he does best and keep hunting poor defenceless animals. It will at least give Batista some more cool outfits to wear like his leopard-skin underwear. Batista said he had no title shot due to the bad blood between him and Cornette and said it was because he had said in interviews Cornette did nothing for his career while he was in OVW.
Cornette said he had separate plans in mind for Batista but to stop his whiney bitching if Batista can win his match tonight he'll be the number one contender for the World title. His opponent would be...the World Champion Misawa. The fans meanwhile keep chanting for HBK.Commentary: So if Batista wins the non-title match he becomes no 1 contender at Grapplemania!
* Commercial break*
Match - Trish Stratus vs local worker
Before the match the Women's Champ Trish said she heard Manami Toyota had signed for the company and hoped it was true. Trish made short work of the unknown game lass finishing her off with the Chick Kick.
Winner: Women's Champion Trish Stratus
Following the match the lights went low and a video aired highlighting Manami Toyota's abilities and declared her the best female wrestler in the world. When the lights went up Toyota appeared on the ramp and motioned for the belt as the fans cheered. Trish raised the title belt and told her she wasn't scared.
Backstage Batista brushes off an MNG interviewer and as he walks into his dressing room he sees it's been trashed and a strange ancient symbol is painted on his wall. Batista wonders aloud if Misawa did this.(A promo aired highlighting Misawa's World Title reign in recent months and how the guy who entered the company with little English had gradually won US fans over and become a symbol of all that is good about wrestling.)
Backstage we see Cornette in his office trying to contact Michaels. The WECWF legends and TV champ Nick Bockwinkel walks in along with Ray Stevens and Bockwinkel says he has something extremely important to tell Cornette about the Monday Night Wars.
Cornette says he has no time and runs off shouting into his phone. Cornette's team, the tag champions The Midnight Express are there and the Rock N Roll Express enter. They challenge old rivals Midnight Express to a match for the titles but Ray Stevens says they want the belts too. The Midnight Express tell RNR member Robert Gibson that unfortunately for him he takes on the Crippler Ray Stevens tonight and that match is next...
Match - The Crippler Ray Stevens vs Robert Gibson w/Ricky Morton
Stevens oddly comes out alone. The two have a good match with the fans behind Gibson all the way. During the match however the Midnight Express interfere and Stevens uses the distraction to roll up Gibson with a handful of tights for the pin.
Winner: Ray Stevens
After the match the Midnight Express beat on Ricky Morton whilst Stevens takes Gibson outside, He hits him with a piledriver on the floor and even the Midnight Express look somewhat shocked by this. Stevens screams he's the crippler and he'll end the career of anyone who gets in his way.
*commercial break*
Konnan meets Bockwinkel backstage and asks if he's seen what his tag partner just did out there. Bockwinkel says he doesn't associate with street ruffians like Konnan and that he urgently needs to consult with Cornette. Konnan says he's a Mexican champion and threatens to teach him some thug respect but Bockwinkel sneers at him and says he would teach him some manners but he has to find Cornette.
Main Event: Batista vs Misawa (c) (non-title. If Batista wins he's number one contender)
The two men have a hard-fought physical encounter with the story of the match being Batista being a monster and hitting many big moves but being unable to stop the fighting effort of Misawa. As Batista goes to hit a Batista Bomb, Misawa rolls him up with a cradle for the 1-2-3 as the fans erupt for the champion Misawa.
Winner: Misawa
Batista snaps now he is not getting to face Misawa for the title and he grabs a chair. Cornette runs down with security and tells Batista to knock it off or else. Batista gets nose to nose with Cornette one more time and Cornette has security take him away. Batista breaks clear and hits Cornette with a punch. Cornette picks himself off and screams into the mic that Batista just 'pushed the nuclear button'. Batista shakes his head confused at this as security drag him away.
Contract signing - ???
Misawa gets to his feet as his Japanese entourage rush in the ring. Cornette congratulates him and says he just gave him a headache as now there is no match for Grapplemania. The fans again chant for HBK. Misawa grabs a mic and says 3 words 'I want Michaels'. The fans cheer. Cornette says he knows that but Shawn Michaels doesn't want to be found. Then...
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The fans come unglued as Shawn Michaels appears. He comes out wearing a suit but his head is bowed and he looks serious. The fans are on their feet as he enters the ring and he extends his hand to Misawa.
(He motions for the music to be stopped)
Michaels: Hell of a match, Misawa.
Cornette: Well dammit Michaels I don't know where you've been but you're here now and since this is the match the MNG owner wants, and hell the match the world wants, let's put pen to paper and get this title match -
Michaels: Hold on a second, Jim. Firstly I want to apologise to the fans of Monday Night Grappling. My head...has not been right lately. Since my Mania matches with Undertaker I just...
(The fans chant 'HBK')
Michaels: Man, y'know (he begins to tear up)...I just...Uh...I just don't know if I can do this anymore, guys.
(Some fans scream no as others boo)
Michaels: I'm sorry, Misawa. I'm sorry everyone. It's just...I've...I've lost my smile again.
(The fans boo loudly as Misawa's interpreters explain what's being said. Misawa shakes his head in disbelief)
Michaels: I can't anymore. I can't.
(Michaels leaves the ring to boos and some girls are crying)
Cornette: What is this a marketing ploy, Michaels? You want more money? Did HVCW offer you something? I'll double it! Those snakes in BWA? WECWF? What is this about Michaels?
(Michaels keeps walking up the ramp head bowed.
Cornette: Hold on Michaels. Hold on. I want you to know if you walk out now you're not just walking out on myself and Misawa. You're walking out on each and everyone of these fans here...
(The fans chant HBK as Michaels stands motionless for what seems like a full minute. He slowly turns around with tears in his eyes and mouths 'I'm sorry' and walks out of the arena to a chorus of boos)
The credits roll.0 -
WECWF WRESTLEWAR opens with Jim Ross and Joey Styles welcoming us to tonights show..
Kerry Von Erich is in the centre of the ring.. "The Modern Day Warrior" Has a microphone in his hand
"When i left my families Promotion in Texas. I knew there was only one place I wanted to go. Not BWA or MNG but WECWF"
Before Von Erich can finish. The Iron Sheik interupts and makes his way to the ring.."The Kerry Von Erich of Von Erich Family... You are nothing but a no good Jabroni. You're Father was a no good Jabroni piece of sh*t.. You're Brothers are no good Jabroni motherfu*ker too. Whole fu*king Von Erich family are piece of s*it. Im am Iron Sheik, Im am Real Worlds Champion and Best Wrestler in the World. I came to WECWF because of the Hulk Hogan. But theres no Hulk Hogan here, just the f*cking Brian Knobbs. He su*k the Hulk Hogan co*k and he a no good mother*cker.
Von Erich looks quite confused as The Iron Sheik enters the ring"The Kerry Von Erich you look like the Ultimate Warr. You're no good piece of S*it "
Sheik out of nowhere hits Von Erich with a Persian Club and immediately locks in the Camal Clutch..
The Music of the Nasty Boys Plays, and Knobbs and Saggs make their way to the Ring. Sheik lets go of the Camal Clutch, as the Nasty's circle him. Kerry Von Erich slowly gets to his feet as the Nasty Boys from nowhere hit the "Trip to Nastyville" on the Modern Day Warrior. Leaving the WECWF Universe confused as the Iron Sheik and Nasty Boys celebrate together in the ring as the Sheik sings the Iranian National Anthem..
From out of nowhere, Kevin and David Von Erich make they're way through the crowd. And manage to get some revenge on the Nasty Boys as the Sheik hightails it from the ring.
A Black Car is shown parking in the Arena Carpark, as a pair of feet are show exiting the Limo.
Match Number 1.
Junkyard Dog vs Jobber
Quick match up with JYD getting the win.
WINNER..
Junkyard Dog
After the Match the new Owner of the WECWF makes his way to the ring. Vincent Kennedy McMahon has a microphone and addresses the WECWF Universe for the first time.
The Million Dollar Man Appears on the Titantron"So this is the House Eric Bischoff built? It was nothing but a house built of sh*t, WECWF was before I purchased it from Eric Bischoff. A nothing promotion of the stature of MNG or BWA. And just like i put ECW and WCW out of business. I Plan on turning WECWF into the Sports Entertainment Mecca it deserves to be, while also running BWA and MNG into the ground, squashing them both like the maggots they are.. But now on to more pressing things with the regards to the WECWF Legends title. MNG decided to take Nick Bockwinkle and the title with him, so im issuing a Challenge to that fat redneck son of a bitch, Jim Cornette either return our Title.. Or we'll take it back BY FORCE.. "
"Vince, You dont own anything. My Million Dollar Consortium bought WECWF from Paul Heyman so I'm the rightful and legal owner of this company. And if you think any differently I'll be pursuing legal action, and since your bankrupt, and I'm not, You've got no chance, NO CHANCE IN HELL"
Dibiase laugh's his trademark laugh as Vince Looks PISSED in the ring.
The Mexicools vs Jobbers
Fast paced match up with Super Crazy getting the pinfall
Winners
The Mexicools
JOEY STYLES AND JIM ROSS PUT OVER WECWF's TWITTER PAGE, AND HOW THE HASHTAG "LETTHEWARBEGIN" IS IN THE TOP 3 TRENDS AROUND THE WORLD
The Iron Sheik is backstage and walks in Mr McMahon's office.
A VIDEO PROMO FOR THE SOON TO RE-DEBUT JUSHIN "THUNDER"LIGER IS SHOWN.
Mean Gene is Backstage with Harley Race..
"Mr Race tonight is your final chance to win the WECWF Title from CM Punk, how do you plan on beating the Straight Edge Champion?""Simple... Im gonna beat the hell out of him"
Race walks off and makes his way to the ring.
Main Event
CM Punk Vs Harley Race
This match is the culmination of months of matches between the 2 superstars, and CM Punk manages to retain his title with the GTS.
WINNER and STILL WECWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
CM PUNK.
Punk grabs a mic from ringside.
"Since i joined WECWF I've proven to every single one of the fans and every guy in the back that "Im the Best Wrestler in The World" I've beaten everyone who's stood in my way. Harley Race, I've given you more than enough chances to beat me old man. And you haven't come close to getting the job done. So out of pure desperation for competition, I'm issuing this Open Challenge to anyone who thinks they can go toe to toe with Me at Mayhem Rising III. Straight Edge has fortunately given me some Addictions, the Addiction to Competition, and the Addiction to Winning. And i honestly can't see anyone who in WECWF who has the ability to beat me.. Because unfortunately for the rest of WECWF. Straight Edge means I'm that Much Better than You.
Punk sits down in the centre of the ring as he awaits his opponent.
The WECWF Universe is on its feet as Jake "The Snake" Roberts makes his way to the ring.
"CM Punk i dont think you've proven yourself to anyone, and if you actually think in your tiny little brain that your the best Wrestler in the World, well then your ego is clearly clouding your judgement kid."
Roberts slowly walks to the ring with a large sack in his hand.."Roberts you're literally the last person on the Planet who deserves a title shot. You're nothing more than a washed up junkie, alcoholic,absente father who's spent his entire career giving into every vice that was put infront of you. You absolutely disgust me Roberts, You physically make me sick. Its because of people like you, that i've molded myself into this modern day role model. I dont want anyone to have the misfortune of puttinh someone like you on a pedestal, because at the end of the day, all that will lead to is dissapointment. And I dont want our fans, The WECWF Universe feeling the same dissapointment you're daughter has felt every day of her life, i dont want our fans to feel that level of abandonment when you become "Just Another Dead Wrestler" On the day you ultimately die alone in some Motel room, overdosing on whatever poison has raped your lifeless body... I dont want our fans to think its ok to abandon their children and families for a needle or the bottom of a bottle. All because a reformed Jake Roberts could be seen as a Role Model.. You make me fu*king sick. "
Jake looking visibly angry enters the ring, and WECWF WrestleWar ends with CM Punk and Jake Roberts beating the hell out of each other in the ring.
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Lawler: Hello and welcome to Thursday Nights Complete Wrestling Entertainment, What a night we have lined up,
the arrival of Tigermask, the hardcore champ Ken Shamrock, will defend his Hardcore title against a mystery opponent,
The Undertaker WILL apoligise to me personally in that ring tonight, and so much more coming up.
lex luger is standing in the ring: Last week I was jumped in the back, Jerry Lawler you didnt even make an attempt
to find out what the hell happend so im gonna have to start up my own little investigation.... you have till the end of the night.
cut to higlights of last weeks match between KENTA and shamrock,
Lex is shown walking around backstage looking for Lawler....
were back in the ring and we have the debut of Trent Baretta and Caylen Croft, aka Youthful Aggression,
not much is known about there opponents team local but what colored masks they are wearing!
Local Mask 1 extends a handshake to Baretta, good god Baretta extented that size 8 boot to his face
Baretta with an irish whip and a hard spinebuster on the return, Baretta with a high knee in the corner and tags in Croft
Croft who instantly hits a superkick, and thats all over, Baretta slams Local Mask 2 into the steel steps as they exit the ring,
Kenta now in the ring as he awaits Kensuke Sasaki,
Sasaki and Kenta shake hands and start nailing each other with chops, as Kenta sets up a Table on the outside,
Kevin Steen appears and lands a stiff chair shot to the back of the head, the ref calls for a stoppage as Sasaki rolls out to confront Steen
Steen just ignores Sasaki untill he recieves a hard chop to the chest Steen retaliates wth enzuigiri out of stacks him on the Table, and proceeds to powerbomb
Kenta through Sasaki and the table, Steen grabs a mic.
Kevin Steen: DEADMAN OH DEADMAN let me make this clear, im here for YOU, not Your title, not your streak, JUST YOU.
there just bonuses that come with ending your career..... yeah that fat **** Lawler is in the back, dealing with Luger when he should be dealing with my Contract for our match.
The Lights go out...
when the lights turn Back on Taker is face to face with Steen,
no words are spoken by either man Taker smiles at Steen and turns to walk off, he looks back "REST IN PEACE"
Steen just laughs manically at him.
and were backstage as Shamrock is wearing a steel pipe off someones back, theres a ref this must be his opponent
but we cant see his face, as Shamrock is just beating this man all around the arena, he throws him through a set of doors
and locks on the anklelock good god the man is tapping and the referee wont stop the match, Shamrock looks at the ref, the ref says
im being told not stop the match... my god shamrock has snapped,he kicks the ref in the head, he rips the the hood of the mans face, Its Caylen Croft!!
Wait Shamrock just got thrown through a window, he gets nailed with... wait ive seen that before Thats The gringo killer! the ref counts to 3
that gringo killer can only mean one thing, that man under the mask, yes its Homicide!!! Homicide is CWE'S new Hardcore champion!!
Lawler is Back in the ring standing with Tigermask,
Ladies and gentlemen i introduce quite possibly the best technical wrestler in the world today....... TigerMask
Tigermask: last Chris Benoit said he was the greatest, The Truth is he is one of the greatest, But he is no Tigermask,
he will always be the pegasus kid to me, but im willing to give him a chance to prove he has improved at the next PPV,
I challenge Benoit to a submission match, Chris benoits music hits, he appears onstage in a suit.
Benoit: Sorry im not down there right now, truth is I had some buisness to attend to, so what your saying is that your the man around here?
Tigermask: exactly
Benoit: I notice you have KENTA and Sasaki with you tonight,
Tigermask: yes they are my friend, they will make sure you dont use any underhanded attacks,
Benoit: i have friends too you know... Benoit goes to the back, and comes back 2 minutes later with lex luger,
Lawler: lex what are you doing i told you i would sort your problems
Luger: yeah and i told you, you had till the end of the night, so come on who attacked me?
Lawler: Lex... im looking into it come on please give me a chance to do my job,
Benoit: Jerry we know who it was... it was Tigermask we have footage of him doing it!
Lawler: ok ok if you have your proof lex you have your match right now 1 on 1.
Kenta and Sasaki get in the ring and stand next to Tigermask, Benoit and luger Start making there way to the ring.
Lex and benoit take out Sasaki and Kenta,
Benoit:so tigermask you were saying you are the man, you know thats funny i had an old friend once that used to say to be the man you have beat the man.
OH by the way I have more friends..... suddenly Luger and Benoit start beating down on Tigermask,
They then throw up a four.......and out comes Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard.
the four men stand in the middle of the ring holding up four fingers the horsemen music playing.....
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The announcers welcome us to Monday Night Nitro where an old face is set to make his return to his home county of Wicklow, Fergal Devitt.Before they can continue Jesse 'The Body' Ventura's music hits and the Interim General Manager makes his way down to the ring. Huge heat for Ventura here.
Ventura grabs a mic but has to wait for the crowd to quieten down as the boos are almost deafening. Ventura asks for silence but a "You screwed Barry" chant breaks out. Ventura again waits before he begins to speak. He tells the crowd he had no choice but to make Barry Windham defend his World title against the Dynamite Kid at No Way In last night despite Windham not being medically cleared to wrestle. He explains that Windham had to defend otherwise he'd have to relinquish the title because of the 30 day defend rule. Ventura goes on to say that it was Windham's own fault for getting injured in the first place for not watching his own back. Ventura is really acting like he gives a fcuk here. But the crowd ain't buying it.
Windham's music hits and he makes his way to the ramp still selling the leg injury he sustained from Dynamite's beatdown a couple of weeks ago on Nitro. Windham calls Ventura a liar and tells him to stop acting like he cares. He tells Ventura he got what he wanted now that Dynamite is the champion so at least be honest and tell the truth. Ventura fires back at Windham saying "You want the truth? Well truth is I did screw you, but you know what? They're ain't a damn thing you're gonna do about it". Windham begins to smile and says to Ventura that there is. He says he understands the 30 day defend rule as well as understanding he had a rematch clause written into his contract. Windham says he'll take that rematch at Wrasslemania. Before Ventura has a chance to respond the Dynamite Kid comes out of nowhere and attacks Windham from behind. Dynamite begins to work away at Windham's injured leg and Ventura runs up the ramp and starts shouting over and over "What are you gonna do now? What are you gonna do now Barry?".
Analysis: Great opening segment. Ventura plays the role as the heel GM perfect. He really knows how to work a crowd and his role in the world title is doing the Dynamite Kid a favour due to his lack of mic skills. Windham is red hot at the moment. He is so over with the crowd as the loyal, unfortunate babyface who keeps getting screwed by the evil GM.*Video of Fergal Devitt training in rehab following his long injury layoff*Bruiser Brody vs. Umaga
Before either man makes his way out, Samoa Joe comes down and joins the announcers on commentary for this match.
Umaga is first out. Joe on commentary puts Umaga over as the second toughest man in WTF behind himself. Joe says Umaga will crush Bruiser Brody tonight. Brody comes out next to a decent enough pop. He enters the ring and walks over to the ropes to point at Joe. Umaga suddenly attacks Brody from behind and the refs rings the bell to start the match. Umaga takes control straight away stomping away on Brody. He whips Brody against the ropes and then into a Samoan Drop and quick pin attempt but Brody kicks out. Joe puts over Umaga on commentary saying the best wrestlers in the world come from Samoa. Umaga throws Brody into the corner and headbutts him several times. He whips Brody into the opposing turnbuckle before running at him but Brody ducks out of the way and Umaga runs into the turnbuckle. Brody takes charge of the match at this point much to Joe's dismay. Brody lands a big body slam but Umaga kicks out at two. Brody attempts to pick up Umaga but Umaga counters with a thumb to the eye. He kicks Brody in the gut and lands a powerbomb. But somehow again Brody kicks out. Umaga climbs to the top rope for a diving headbutt but is too slow and Brody pulls the top rope and Umaga slips. Brody races up and piledrives Umaga to the mat and for the 3 count.
Winner: Bruiser Brody in 12:20
After the match Samoa Joe enters the rings and attacks Bruiser Brody. The bell rings over and over but Joe doesn't stop. Joe hits the Muscle Buster on Brody. Joe stands over Brody to end the segment.
Analysis: **1/2 Decent match in what was just a way of continuing the feud between Brody and Joe. I'd expect the two to have a match at Wrasslemania in what will be an absolute cracker. Joe is definitely more suited to playing the monster heel than a babyface character while Brody is getting decent pops from the crowd nowadays.Goldust is back stage getting ready for his match later when his father, Dusty Rhodes, walks in. He asks his son if he's ready for the match later and ready to become the next Tag Team Champions. Goldust nods. Dusty says they're only two matches away from that so don't screw it up. Goldust nods again in agreement and asks Dusty is he proud of him, but Dusty leaves instead of answering.Dynamite Kid vs. Local Jobber
The jobber is already in the ring when the Dynamite Kid comes out with the World Title. The announcers make reference to last night at No Way In when Dynamite beat Barry Windham for the World Title after the ref had no choice but to end it after Windham could no longer make it to his feet..jpg)
The bell rings and the two men lock up. Dynamite pushes the jobber to the ground and laughs. The two lock up again and Dynamite again pushes the jobber to the ground. Dynamite looks to be having great fun with this. The jobber goes a kick but Dynamite catches his foot. The jobber tries for an enziguri but Dynamite ducks and spins the jobber round before hitting a German suplex. Dynamite quickly makes his way to the top rope for the diving headbutt and this one is over already.
Winner: Dynamite Kid in 1:13
Analysis: 3/4* Quick match to highlight how good the Dynamite Kid is. Be interesting to see what happens with Windham and if he'll be able to make the main event of Wrasslemania to take on Dynamite.A limo pulls up outside the building. They announcers plug that Fergal Devitt is here.The Hart Dynasty (Tyson Kidd & David Hart Smith) vs. The Rhodes (Dusty Rhodes and Goldust) - Number 1 Contenders Spot for the Tag Team Championship
The announcers put over that the winner of this match will face The Wild Samoans at Wrasslemania for the Tag Team Championship.
The Hart Dynasty are out first followed by The Rhodes. The announcers are quick to mention that it's only been a matter of weeks since Dusty Rhodes and Goldust made amends on their relationship after a 5 year absence of not talking to each other.
The bell rings and Tyson Kidd and Goldust start the match. Quick back and forward action with these two with a couple of near falls. Goldust is up on the top rope looking to hit Kidd with a clothesline but Kidd manages to duck Goldust hits the mat. The camera flashes to Dusty who is not happy following that miss. Kidd retaliates with some awesome looking dropkicks and a snap suplex for 2. Kidd tags in DH Smith and the big man begins to work away at Goldust's midsection. Smith whips Goldust against the ropes and into a sidewalk slam. Again another 2 count. Smith tags back in Kidd and Kidd hits Goldust with a huge crossbody from the top rope but once again Goldust kicks out. Great fast action from these two tag team specialists. Kidds works over Goldust in the corner and lands an impressive looking hurricanrana. Kidd puts Goldust into the sharpshooter but Goldust is quick to make it to the ropes to break the hold. Dusty Rhodes is visibly getting pissed off now. Kidd goes for another suplex but Goldust uses his weight and reverses it into one of his own. Both men are down in the centre of the ring. Kidd begins to move, crawling towards Smith for the tag. Eventually Goldust does too and heads for his father. Both men are inches away from tagging out but who will get there first? Kidd tags in Smith but all of a sudden Dusty drops down from the apron refusing the tag. Goldust looks stunned. He's just been shunned by his father once again. He can't believe it. Dusty begins to walk up the ramp. Goldust gets to his feet but Smith grabs him and hits a running powerslam for the win. This one's over!
Winner: The Hart Dynasty in 8:51
Analysis: **3/4 Good tag match. The Hart Dynasty are a very exciting young team with a big future ahead of them. I hope they can beat the Wild Samoans at Wrasslemania. Dusty walking out on his son like that was a big swerve. Wasn't expecting that to happen so soon. I'd expect Dusty to explain himself next week.The camera is outside Fergal Devitt's dressing room. He's set to make his return next!The crowd are waiting patiently for Devitt here in his home county. The lights go out all around the arena and suddenly Devitt's music hits. The lights go on and Fergal Devitt is standing atop the ramp. Massive pop from the crowd. They really love this man. Devitt makes his way down to the ring. The crowd are in full voice tonight. After a few minutes of Devitt celebrating his return with the crowd the Irishman grabs a mic. He slowly puts it towards his lips and says "I'm back!!". The crowd pop huge. Even louder than before. Devitt says the last six months have been hell but he's back, and better than ever. He says he's delighted to return in front of his home county and says he couldn't miss out on Wrasslemania now that it's only a bus ride away from his hometown of Bray to Greystones. Devitt says there's only one match he wants at Wrasslemania, and that's to take on the Dynamite Kid for the World Title. Devitt waits for a response and finally out comes the Interim General Manager, Jesse Ventura.
Once again massive heat for 'The Body'. Ventura tells Devitt that if he thinks he can just come back whenever he feels like it and start making matches then he needs to think again. Ventura says that if Devitt wants a title shot he's got to earn it. And it's too late for him to have a match a Wrasslemania. Devitt says that before he got injured thanks to the Dynamite Kid he was the World Champion and had to vacate it. Now that he's back he should get a rematch since he never technically lost to anyone for the belt in the first place. Ventura laughs off Devitt's comments saying if Windham ain't getting a rematch then neither is he. Ventura turns to go backstage but before he can go he tells Devitt to sling his hook and get back into that limo of his. Devitt responds "What limo?".
Just then Sgt. Slaughter's music hits and out comes the real GM of Nitro. He stands beside his replacement, Ventura, take the mic from him and says: "Thanks for all your hard work Jess. I owe you one. But now that I'm back I think I'll be taking back my position of Nitro GM if you don't mind?". Ventura is absolutely stunned. Slaughter welcomes back Devitt and says he's right. What happened to him isn't fair and he deserves his rematch. Just like Barry Windham. Slaughter is making the main event of Wrasslemania a Triple Threat match between Dynamite Kid, Barry Windham, and Fergal Devitt for the World Title. The show ends with Devitt celebrating and Ventura standing there shocked and stunned.Overall Analysis: Great show. It wasn't a wrestling heavy show but it did it's job which was to set up as many matches and feuds for Wrasslemania. It was great to see Devitt return, and a massive surprise to see Sgt. Slaughter return too. Nobody was expecting that. Very funny to see Jesse Ventura stunned like that. First time he's ever been stuck for words. The main event of Wrasslemania should be a cracker. Three of the best technical wrestlers in the world vying for the World Title. Doesn't get any better than that.
The show helped further Bruiser Brody's feud with Samoa Joe. They're match at Mania is pretty much all but confirmed now. One match is confirmed is for the Tag Team Championships between The Wild Samoans and The Hart Dynasty. That should be a good match. Two veterans against two of the best young wrestlers in the business. I was expecting The Rhodes to become the number 1 contenders instead but this way it opens up two new matches for Mania rather than one. I look forward to next week's show to see how each of the angles play out.0 -
WECWF WrestleWar opens with a recap of last weeks altercation between Jake "The Snake" Roberts and CM Punk
Joey Styles Welcomes us to the show and announce that tonight there'll be a contract signing for The Mayhem Rising Main Event between CM Punk and Jake Roberts. But first He introduce's the redebuting Jushin Thunder Liger, who has rejoined WECWF from BWA
Opening Match
Jushin Liger vs The Zombie
Liger gets the quick win with the Liger Bomb..
WINNER: Jushin Liger in 4.56
Liger celebrates in the ring, but is interupted by The Mexicools... With Juventud Guererra, Super Crazy and Psicosis hitting the ring, and then hitting their combined finishers on the Japanese Superstar. Liger is left lifeless in the ring..
Harley Race vs Local Talent
Harley Race gets the win with the Figure 4
WINNER: Harley Race IN 4.09
Harley Race is backstage with Mean Gene.. And before he can even say anything The Iron Sheik show up with a live microphone..
Sheik Spits on the ground and walks away leaving Mean Gene and Harley Race really confused."Harley Race you where once good Champion, you are good man. Sheik like him. But you where never Great World Champion like Iron Sheik. I beat the Mr Bob Backlund at the Madison Square Garden...
Iron Sheik was Real Worlds Champion. Olympic Gold Medal not like that Fu*king Jabroni Hulk Hogan. F*ck you Hulk Hogan you are no good piece of sh*t Motherf*ker. Kerry Von Erich son of biggest Jabroni piece of sh*t Fritz Von Erich, you just like the Ultimate Warr, and the Brian Blair.You another no good, Son of a Bitch, Lowlife. Sheik wants you to know. You are Punk. You are piece of Sh*t. I break your back. Suplex you. Make you humble and f*ck you're a** then I put you in the Camel Clutch..
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The Von Erichs vs Jobber Team
David and Kevin Von Erich make their way to the ring, to a huge ovation by the WECWF Universe. Joey Styles goes over the footage from last week. And the attack by the Iron Sheik and The Nasty Boys..
Fast paced match up with the Von Erichs getting the easy win.
WINNERS: Kevin and David Von Erich
After the match the Nasty Boys make their way through the crowd and into the ring. Laying out the Von Erichs with numerous chairshots.. Kerry Von Erich quickly comes to the ring and manages to scare off Knobbs and Saggs with swinging chairshots of his own...
Vince McMahon and Ted Dibiase are backstage in an office, at a large table surrounded by Lawyers. Vince opens the conversation."Dibiase as far as I see it, I purchased this company from Bischoff and am the legal and righteous owner of WECWF, And as you well know Ted, what I want, I get. What I want, I take..
And i have no problem squashing you and leaving you for dead just like I did to Ted Turner, Verne Gagne, Jim Crockett Jr and every single other regional promoter across this Country that stood in my way. I Single Handedly turned Wrasslin into Sport's Entertainment. Ted you're a fine Wrestler, and I respected You as a person. But you don't have the "Ruthless Aggression" that I have to take a Promotion like WECWF, and turn it into the Number One Promotion in the World..
"Vince its this simple.. I have the Money. You don't. You can brag and showboat about your past conquests all you like. But that wont put food on your table.
That wont bring back the millions of dollars you pissed away, You ran WWE into the ground. And i can't let you do the same to WECWF, I will make the shareholders of this company see the light, and make them realise Vince McMahon is a liability. As Far as I see it Vince, I have the means to own WECWF and you have the means to work the commentary booth with Joey Styles.
Dibiase laughs his trademark laugh, as the show goes to commercials.
Joey Styles says he's recieved word on WECWF's Twitter Page that LIVE on Next Week's WrestleWar the WECWF Board of Directors will make a decision on the Ownership of the Company.
Both McMahon and Dibiase are in the ring as we await CM Punk and Jake Roberts.."CM Punk, you know what thats quite the apt name for you. Punk .. Sort of sums you up nicely in 4 little letters.. Your nothing more than a self-righteous little Punk.. You sit on top of this imaginary pedestal judging everyone around you.. What right do you have to judge Me?
How dare you belittle me without taking a step, let alone walking a mile in my shoes. Your nothing more that a Narcissistic Little Punk.. Maybe you should change you're name Punk, SN Punk. "Self Righteous Narcissist Punk" has quite a nice ring to it."
Punk mockingly applauds Jake the Snake."SN Punk... That's unbelievable. How did you ever manage to come up with that on your own? Were you drunk when that came into your head? Did the voices that swirl around your brain say that to you, after you snorted your last hit? You disgust me Roberts, i feel physically sick having to be this close to you. Smelling the stench of your failure, not only your failure as a Wrestler but your failure as a Human Being.
As far as being Self righteous, well yeah compared to a Junkie F*ck up like you, with no self-control or self-respect. I have every right to be judgemental, because im better than you Roberts. Not just because I don't Smoke, Drink or do Drugs. But because I havent abandoned those around me, I don't have a daughter, who i never see. Who's birthday i forget every year. Who spends every Christmas morning watching her deadbeat Father, Drunk and High, and beating the sh*t out of her Mother.. You make me f*cking sick..
I haven't pumped every single dollar I've ever earned into my veins. I havent messed my whole life up because of my "Demons" I don't have "Demons" Roberts.. I just have the WECWF World heavyweight Championship.. Something you will never have.."
Jake throw's the table separating both Superstars over and Both Men have now begun a full on brawl with Vince McMahon, getting security to try to separate them. The closing image of WrestleWar is CM Punk and Jake Roberts still brawling outside on the ring and up the entrance way. 0 -
SWE PRESS CONFERENCE
There is a table set up inside the ring in the Spongezone with four empty chairs. The press gather outside the ring in anticipation of the upcoming press conference from the owner of Spongey Wrestling Entertainment, Mr. Spongey. The reclusive billionaire millionaire entrepreneur has had a troublesome 2011 with a lot of his assets seized by CAB and the question on every journalist’s lips are what does this mean for the future of Spongey Wrestling Entertainment.
After a short wait out comes Mr. Spongey. “I’d like to thank all of you for coming here today for what I believe is a momentous occasion for the SWE. Since our successful hosting of Spongemania last year the company has gone through some operational and financial difficulties. With the loss of some key talent to rival promotions the company was on the verge of bankruptcy. However I have been able to organise a deal that will ensure the future of the organisation. That being said I would like to welcome the new co-owner of Spongey Wrestling Entertainment, Mrs Stephanie McMahon.”
Stephanie walks out to a rapturous applause from the press. She takes her seat beside Mr. Spongey. “I’m delighted to be here in the Spongezone and truly excited at the challenge of resurrecting this wonderful wrestling company. As mentioned I have purchased 50% of the SWE for a nominal fee and bring my years of expertise in the industry to manage this company to the top company in wrestling. I will now field a few questions”
Question – Mr Spongey, what did you see as the major factors in the decline of the SWE over the second half of 2011? Mr Spongey smirks and answers “Well seeing as I was responsible for the operational decisions of the company the reason for its decline rests solely on my shoulders. My efforts to freshen things up and to make it as real as possible ended up damaging the company. For example my decision to bring in KPMG to independently scrutinise the roulette wheel that was used to decide matches on an episode of SWE backfired when the SWE Heavyweight Championship match was decided by a pillow fight match. These operational decisions were part of the reason to bring in such a respected GM as Stephanie McMahon”
Question – Mr Spongey, what were the other reasons that contributed to this decision? Mr Spongey answere “No doubt the main reason was financial and the lawsuit instigated by Vickie Guerrero last year in relation to the sex tape that was released on the internet. The sex tape involving Vickie and both Earthquake and Typhoon of The Natural Disasters resulted in personal trauma to Vickie (and to those who watched it) and she was successful in her lawsuit.”
Question – Stephanie, what talent do you hope to recruit to the company and what are the prospects of bringing in your husband Triple H? Stephanie answers “With regards to my husband, I asked him to join me here at the SWE but he decided instead to join a rival promotion. All marital privileges have now been withdrawn and he is sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future. We have managed to secure the signing of some top notch talent including Wade Barrett, Macho Man Randy Savage, D’Angelo Dinero, Bill Goldberg amongst others and we look forward to entertaining the SWE universe with some top quality wrestling. On that note I would like to welcome our two current champions, the SWE Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund and the SWE Interprovincial Champion The Model Rick Martel”
Bob Backlund and Rick Martel come out to the ring with their championship belts and take their seat at the table.
Question – Stephanie, what do you have planned for your live shows and your PPVs? Stephanie answers “ We are in negotiations to finalise the hosting of our annual PPV Spongemania II on March 17th 2012 at a venue to be decided. Until then we plan on running 5 live shows before that and build up some quality matches for Spongemania. As for our first live show our main event will have our SWE Heavyweight champion Bob Backlund defend his championship against a surprise opponent.”
Question – Bob, what are your views on that? Bob answers “Obviously I think its extremely unfair for the company’s number one guy to fight a guy for the championship without knowing who he is. But I didn’t expect anyone to listen to my concerns. It doesn’t matter though as nobody can escape the cross-faced chicken wing and I will be victorious.”
Question – Stephanie, what else do you have in mind for the live shows? Stephanie answers “I’m going to introduce a policy of the SWE Interprovincial championship being defended anytime inside the Spongezone. As long as a challenger brings a ref with him the champion must defend the title.”
Question – Rick, what are your views on this new concept? Rick gasps “What the hell was that? Dammit” Just then Martel gets smacked with a chair from behind. It’s Drew McIntyre and he has a ref with him. The bell rings and McIntyre pins Martel for the three count. Drew McIntyre is the new SWE Interprovincial champion and leaves the ring ecstatic.
Stephanie finishes off the press conference “Wow what a start to the SWE in 2012, hope to see you all at the live shows”SWE ROSTER
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Fireworks go off from San Antonio, Texas for the second show of the season.Commentary team: We come to you live from San Antonio, home of Shawn Michaels who walked out last week, and from what we are told...regrettably ladies and gentlemen...Shawn Michaels will apparently retire here tonight.
On the bright side we hear we will crown a first ever Monday Night Grappling Legends Champion tonight in our battle royal main event
*Shawn Michaels music hits*
Michaels comes out dressed in his hometown attire. His expression is again solemn.Michaels: I've got a feeling of deja-vu here guys. You know since my Mania matches with Taker, something just hasn't quite been there inside me. I thought my love for my family and my faith were all I needed but to tell you the truth, my faith in myself has been rocked the last while. I couldn't beat Undertaker...and I don't think I can beat Misawa. That's why with a heavy heart...
(Jim Cornette's music then hits)
Cornette: Look Michaels I'm begging you. My own career is on the line here. You might have heard the rumours...we recently signed the New Rockers...Al Snow,,,and your old buddy Marty Jannetty. They're here next week. If you want we can do a Rockers reunion. If that would make you happy. Just please don't leave the company.
Michaels: Cornette, we've never seen eye to eye since the days you managed Vader. Don't pretend like you care about me. I'll say this one final time...Shawn Michaels has left the buil-
(The Rock N Roll Express music then hits and out comes Ricky Morton to the ring. Michaels extends his hand but Morton refuses it)
Morton: What is this, Shawn? Do you know my best friend and tag partner Robert Gibson is in a hospital right now because of Ray Stevens and the Midnight Express and yet, Jim Cornette here has told me I can't get my hands on them unless I talk you out of this?
Michaels: Listen Ricky I'm sorry about Robert but-
Morton: Shut up, Shawn. For those fans who aren't aware, when Shawn Michaels started out in wrestling it was the RNR that took him under our wing and schooled him about the business. I saw a young guy with a ton of potential from the beginning. I watched you slowly evolve from where I was - a great tag team participant - to gradually becoming the showstopper. The best wrestler in the world. Maybe the best ever. You didn't give a damn about anyone. You were selfish. Arrogant. You thought you were the man. And you were. Now Shawn...now all I see is a shell of a man.
Michaels: Ricky listen...
Morton: No you listen. In his book Ric Flair, a guy who I wrestled 60 minute matches with once upon a time, he said that the difference between you and me was you turned on your partner and I didn't. He was right, Shawn. That selfishness, that ego...I never had it. I'm sorry to tell Cornette this but I'm not out here to beg you to return to wrestling for one simple reason - I don't think you can beat Misawa.
Because the Shawn Michaels who wears suits and weeps about his smile isn't going to get the job done against Misawa. I've seen him Shawn. He's great. Maybe the best. You mentioned your matches with Taker? Well remember that the Shawn Michaels of 1997 beat Undertaker in Hell in a Cell. I'm talking about the Shawn Michaels who founded D-X. The Shawn Michaels who screwed Bret Hart in Montreal. That ruthlessness. That selfishness. That is the only Shawn Michaels who can get the job done. The only way you can beat Misawa...is to bring back the OLD Shawn Michaels. The real showstopper. The main event. The icon.
Michaels: Ricky I know what you're trying to do but that guy is gone. Believe me you don't know how hard I've had to try to keep him gone. You don't want to open that Pandora's box...
(Fans chant HBK)
Morton: It's up to you Shawn. You can go back home and never take on the challenge of Misawa and be the family man. Or...you can one more time bring out the HBK of old. I know he's in there Shawn. I know that egomaniac is still in there inside you itching to get out. And if you want to be a champion again...you have to let him out.
(Michaels shakes his head and leaves the ring to a mixed reaction as Cornette yells at Morton)
*commercial break*
Match - Manami Toyota vs local worker
Trish was on commentary for this match which didn't take long. Toyota hit a series of impressive missile dropkicks all the while glancing at Trish at ringside. Trish said she was looking forward to having the greatest women's match ever and proving she was the best ever. Toyota eventually won with a powerbomb.
Winner: Manami Toyota
Toyota invited Trish to come in the ring afterwards but Trish just smiled and left raising the title.
Cornette is seen backstage on the phone to Misawa who is in Japan preparing for the big Tokyo event next week. Bockwinkel finally gets a hold of Cornette.
Bockwinkel: I've left you messages all week and you haven't got back to me, sir. This isn't something to discuss over a phone.
Cornette: Well sh*t, I'm trying to save my main event at Grapplemania. What is it?
Bockwinkel: It's about the Monday Night Wars.
Cornette: What about 'em?
Bockwinkel: I'm concerned about legal issues affecting my good name. My lawyers are concerned that as the holder of the unified WECWF legends and TV Titles I am in possession of property that belongs to another organisation.
Cornette: Listen don't worry about Vince McMahon and his legal bullsh*t. He's got his own problems over there anyway. Our company has plenty of money and my lawyers assure me possession is still 9/10 of the law.
If those whingers in WEWCF want their title back then let's call their bluff and take 'em on in the ring. Hell we'll take on anyone from there or BWA. Let's do a supershow involving all three and settle it once and for all...if they've got the balls.
And remember...You're Nick Bockwinkel. Former AWA World Champ. Since you've got the unified titles of WECWF why not add the MNG Legends Title to boot? That will make you as far as I know the first man in history to hold titles from two different companies. That match is our main event.
Suddenly there is a comotion and screaming. 'Eh Cornette!' Batista is in the ring...
Batista: Get your fat ass out here Cornette. I am gonna give you one last chance to avoid an ass beating if you promise right now to make me the number one contender for Misawa's title.
Cornette on the titantron tells Dave he told him last week he 'pushed the nuclear button'. He asked him if he remembered the symbol that was in his dressing room? Batista said it was mind games from Misawa. Cornette said it was mind games alright but not from Misawa. Rather, from this man.....
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Batista has a look of shock on his face as The Ultimate Warrior's music hits. Batista mouths 'you gotta be kidding me'. Out from the crowd Warrior runs in and attacks with big shoulder tackles as Batista goes running into the crowd. Warrior begins shaking the ropes as Batista screams 'hey that's my thing'. Batista dares him to follow and Warrior obliges chasing Batista out of the arena.
Commentary: Business just picked up here. This one's not over by a long shot!
Main Event: 6 man Battle Royale for the first ever MNG Legends Title. Participants: Midnight Express, Ray Stevens, Nick Bockwinkel, Konnan and Ricky Morton.
The four heels immediately target the two faces - Morton and Konnan.
Bockwinkel holds Konnan and tells Stevens to take him out. As he holds him up however Konnan breaks free and manages to toss out Stevens. Konnan then targets Bockwinkel but Stevens from behind drags Konnan out of the ring under the ropes.
Ray Stevens is eliminated
Morton meanwhile is desperately clinging to the ropes as the Midnight Express look to both take him out. Suddenly Bockwinkel comes from behind and eliminates all three men!
The Midnight Express and Ricky Morton are eliminated
Nick Bockwinkel is the champion...or so he thinks, but Konnan never went out over the rope. Stevens looks to hit a piledriver on Konnan outside and cripple another talent but Ricky Morton attacks Stevens allowing Konnan to rush into the ring and from behind throw out Bockwinkel!
Winner and first ever MNG Legends Champ: Konnan
The irate heels begin a further 4 on 2 assault.Commentary: Will anybody stop this?
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Shawn Michaels comes running out to the ring as the fans go wild. He hits Super Kicks to the Midnight Express. One more to Stevens. One more to Bockwinkel. He starts jumping up and down. Is Shawn Michaels back, folks?
He helps Konnan and Morton to their feet. Suddenly...a Super Kick floors Konnan. Morton stands shocked? What was that? Then a Super Kick to Ricky Morton. Michaels has laid out everybody in the match!
Michaels stands for a long time looking at his fallen friend Ricky Morton. Then he slowly raises up his head as a sick devilish smile fills his face. He begins to motion a title belt around his waist.
Commentary: My goodness Ricky Morton told Michaels to let out the old HBK. And now I think we're seeing it. Pandora's Box has been opened. What the hell are we in for now as we count down to Grapplemania? We might have a main event now...but at what price?
The credits roll.0 -
Good evening and welcome to Pittsburg, and the first instalment of
Foley's Championship Wrestling Federation
Entering the ring, from Long Island, New York, the GM of FCWF, Mick Foley!It's great to be back here in Pittsburg, PennsylvaniaI can't remember the last tiem I've been this excited about wrestling. It would have to be right up there with when I became the first ever WWF Hardcore Champion, or forming the Rock n' Sock Connection, or my Hell In A Cell match with......
Foley is interrupted by Austin Aries' music, and Aries makes his way to the ringHey Gramps, nobody cares about what you did decades ago, they care about the present, and more importantly the future. And I am the future of this industry. I'm not just the greatest wrestler that ever lived, I'm the greatest man that ever lived.
Foley:Hey, I was just.....
Aries:I told you to shut your mouth, and if you won't I guess I'll have to do it for you
Aries goes to back Foley into a corner til Jay Lethal's music hits, and he runs down to the ring to make the save. Aries hightails it out of the ring.
Lethal:Don't you disrespect this man, he's a hardcore legend. You see that what makes me better than you, I respect all the wrestlers that come before me. Randy Savage, Ric Flair, whoever it is, I pay my respects, and you should too.
Foley:Well it looks like you two solved a problem for me. I've got a vacant FCWF World Title, and you two will wrestle one on one for it tonight, right here in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Oh, and Aries, Have a nice day.
Foley's music hits, and Aries looks livid.
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We go backstage where Kai En Tai are being interviewed
Interviewer:So how do you fancy your chance in tonight's four-way tag match for the International Tag Titles?
Taka (poorly dubbed):It does not matter who we must fight. It can be American wrestlers, it can be Canadian wrestlers, it can be wrestlers of any country. They will all taste defeat at our hands, for we are EVIL.
Funaki (pauses) then:INDEED!
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We return to the ring where another superstar is about to make his entrance
Now entering the ring, from London England, GIANT HAYSTACKS!
(How much does this guy weigh?)I keep hearing all these other wrestlers saying they're the biggest, they're the strongest. Well there is none that can compare to me, and to prove it, I'm going to put my money where my mouth is. I'm putting out an open challenge to anyone out there, and if they can knock me out of this ring, they win themselves $100,000.
It all goes quiet, waiting for someone to answer the challenge, til out comes The Brooklyn Brawler.
Really? Guess he must need the money for some new clothes.
The bell rings. Brawler charges at Haystacks, but almost bounces of his belly and falls to the mat. He tries the same again, but the same outcome. And again.
Now Brawler's grabbing his leg as if trying lift him.
Haystacks grabs Brawler by the neck and slams him to the ground.
He drags Brawler towards the corner, climbs the second buckle, and comes down on Brawler with an almighty splash.
Brawler looks like he's out cold.
He lifts brawler over his head and throws him out over the top rope.
The winner of this bout: GIANT HAYSTACKS
Whether anyone can conquer this man mountain is yet to be seen.
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We're back from the ads and Kai En Tai (representing Japan) are in the ring, waiting to see who their opponents are in this International Tag Title match.
Second to enter, from Egypt, Amasis & Ophidian, The Osirian Portal
Next to enter, representing Canada, Test & The Mountie
Finally, representing the USA, The Hurricane & Rosey
The match start off very quietly, with a few tags and a couple of two counts, to the point that the "BORING, BORING" chants breakout.
Then a big dropkick from Funaki sends Amasis into one corner, allowing Test to tag himself in. Business has just picked up.
Funaki charges at him, only to meet a big boot to the face, Rosey runs in next, only to meet the same fate. Taka tries his luck next, and gets hit by a massive spinning side slam. Test is clearing house.
He goes up to the top rope, obviously wants to end this quickly, but Ophidian is quick to react and and knocks Test off the ropes with a vicious kick to the knee. He then hits Test with a big springboard moonsault.
The Mountie enters the ring with his cattleprod, the ref tries to confiscate it, but gets shocked by it and is out cold. The Mountie goes crazy shocking everyone til Amasis jumps on him from behind with a sleeper hold.
He begins to wear The Mountie down to his knees, and then Ophidian hits him with a Shining Wizard.
Both of them go up top for the Osirian Sacrament, and the crowd are going wild. Suddenly out of nowhere comes The Big Bossman, beats down Ophidian with his nightstick, and then Amasis.
Not knowing what's just transpired, The Hurricane comes to and crawls over to Amasis, the ref wakes up and counts the pin 1-2-3 for the victory.
You winners and the NEW! FCWF International Tag Team Champions, THE HURRICANE & ROSEY
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And now for our main event.
First Aries makes his way down to the ring, looking very serious.
Then Foley's music hits, but it's not Foley who comes out.
It's Jay Lethal, but he's wearing a Mankind mask
He runs down to the ring and wastes no time in getting the match underway.
Lethal catches Aries off guard with a series of right hands, follows up with an Irish whip. He charges towards Aries in the corner, but Aries counters it with a elbow to the face, and follows up with a snapmare. He goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count.
He loses his concentration for a second and Lethal goes for a small package and gets a 2 count of his own.
Both men get to their feet and Aries charges towards Lethal to get hit by a clothesline, and another, and then into a hiptoss, comes off the ropes with a dropkick to Aries' head.
Lethal reaches into his trunks, and pulls out SOCKO!
He puts on Socko and waits for his moment, and stuffs Socko in Aries' mouth. Aries is starting to fade, but then catches Lethal with a low blow.
He's very lucky the ref didnt see it.
Lethal rolls out of the ring to recover, but has no respite as Aries hits him with a suicide dive through the middle rope.
He grabs Lethal, and throws him back into the ring, and goes for a pin, but only a 2 count.
He then goes to lift Lethal vertically over his head.
He hits the brainbuster and again goes for a pin, and Lethal kicks out at 2.
Clearly getting fustrated, and wanting to end this now, Aries climbs to the top ropes, and goes for a 450 splash.
But nobody's home.
Lethal gets to his feet first, and hits Aries with a double underhook ddt, and goes for the pin, 1-2-and 3, BUT ARIES' FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPES! THE REF DIDNT SEE IT!
The winner and NEW FCWF World Champion, JAY LETHAL
Lethal goes to celebrate with the fans (with Aries berating the ref) to close the show.0 -
Welcome to BWA Raw!
The show opens with a flurry of pyro's as the crowd go wild in anticipation of tonights show. Meanwhile the commentators are full of speculation both about what we can expect to see especially after last weeks unexpected show finish, where Bryan Danielson interupted what was going to be the crowning of a new BWA world heavyweight champion in Triple H.
It seems we wont have to wait long for the failout of that incident however as The Game himself HHH makes his way out to the ring. John Lauinaitisalso hurries down the ramp after him but its the demeanour of Hunter that really shows how serious he is here tonight. He takes a mic and adresses the crowd who to be honest seem fairly hostile towards him.
HHH: Last week Daniel Bryan had the nerve to interupt me, right here in this very ring.... Daniel Bryan!
Big Johnny: Now Hunter although I must admit as the co GM of BWA Raw and the vice president of talent relations for the company I do know a good wrestler when I see one, and Daniel Bryan, well he is good.
(Hunter shoots him a very pissed off look)
Big Johnny: But he is not at your level, perhaps above the level of a WECWF or MNG star but not at your level so I really dont see a reason why I shouldn't just finish what I started last week and crown you BWA champion right here and now.
(finally if only for a moment HHH temporarily looks like perhaps he isnt about to snap and kill someone upon hearing this)
HHH: Finally youve started talking some sense Johnny, because lets be honest Daniel Bryan may call himself the King of the Indies but that Vanilla midget needs to get one thing into his head...I'm the King of Kings! Now give me my damn title!
o oh here we go again, just as Johnny goes to hand Hunter the Title out comes Bryan Danielson to Wagner's Ride of the Valkyre's. The crowd are loving it and again he spends a good minute interacting with the crowd who are clearly behind him already before picking up a microphone himself.
Danielson: Hunter, hunter, hunter, it seems there are a few things nobody told you when you joined this promotion, namely this is not the WWE! he (points at Lauriniatis) is not Vince McMahon and you cant just be given whatever you want, you have to earn it! (the crowd cheer)
HHH: What makes you think you have the right to...
Danielson: wow, wow, wow, im not finished big nose (pop). I brought with me my World heavyweight championship, I am the best wrestler in the world, wrestling observers best technical wrestler for 7 years running and my names not Daniel Bryan, it's Bryan F*cking Danielson. (big cheer followed by a Bryan F*cking Danielson chant)
HHH: (Smirks) An internet newsletter has given you an award Bryan whoop di doo. I am the game, 13 time world champion and the very best in this business and thats not a news letter saying that its every promtion worth its salt aknowledging that I am that damn good. If you want I will humble you in the ring and break your little body in two during one of my first title defences but don't for a minute think...
Lauriniatis: Now Hunter there is no need for all this, I am the the gm of monday night Raw and Vice President of talent relations not Mr Danielson therefore I dont have to care what he has to say on the matter because I declare you Hunter as the new BWA...
Once again this announcement is interupted but this time by an appearance from big Johnny's co GM Gorilla Monsoon
Monsoon: Johnny boy, I've got one thing to ask you... Will you stop? The BWA is the greatest promotion in the world and we are not going to just hand our title over to someone, They have to win it. Now I guaranteed Bryan Danielson a title opportunity when I signed him to the company and I intend to keep my word. So HHH how about in 3 weeks at the BWA No Way Out PPV you go one on one with Bryan Danielson for the greates prize in our business.
(Laurinitais goes to speak but Hunter puts his hand over his mic)
HHH: Your on!
(Danielson looks delighted)
Monsoon: but hang on there's a catch. I told you you arent just going to get things handed to you here in the BWA. You debut in ring here tonight, and if you cant win your match then I dont care what you did elsewhere you wont be deserving of a title shot here.
Just like the end of the show last week HHH is left fuming in the ring as Big Johnny tries to calm him down as we head backstage.
Backstage we see Killer Kowalski trying to motivate one of BWA wrestling accademy rookies. We are told that Kenta Kobashi felt bad that he ended up sending on of the rookies to the hospital last week and has offered to compete in another tryout match to make up for it. Kowalski is telling him to believe in himself and show the same confidence he does in training and he will have nothing to worry about.
Opener: Kenta Kobashi vs Rookie
We are almost immediatley made question the sincerity of the supposed remorse from Kobashi about his actions last week as this one starts. This is because firstly the big asian ignored an offered handshake to start the match but also due to the sheer ferocity of the chops he delivers as this one begins. He really does not give the youngster a chance to think and after an early barage of moves culimating with a powerbomb, Kobashi's opponent can barely stand under the weight of his own feet. At this point his trainer Killer Kowalski rushes down to ringside as the commentators point out Kobashi does not care about the win but seems to want to make a statement tonight. Like last week Kowalski urges Kobashi to end the match but Kobashi doesent even aknowledge Kowaslki's presence and instead hits a DDT followed by a brainbuster to leave the poor man near unconcious as he is then put in a boston crab submission. Kowalski cant take it anymore and tries to get into the ring to stop the carnage but the ref holds him at bay just long enough to witness a near lifeless hand tap out so he can award Kobashi the win.
Winners by submission: Kenta Kobashi
Kowalski immediatly breaks the hold and gets in between Kobashi and his trainee to protect him from further injury. Kobashi who is now staring right at Kowalski changes his expression from his normal near emotionless self to a sinister laugh as he exits the ring.
Backstage we see co GM John Laurinitis with HHH who he seems to have calmed down somewhat. He tells hunter that he came up with his great idea while watching his good friend Kenta Kobashi competing and that while hunter will be glad of the training pre his PPV debut (where he adds he will win the BWA title) the fans too will be delighted to see such innovate thinking put into action to create their main event. Those very same fans are left wondering what Big Johnny has in store for them later as we head to commercial with the co-GM sending a text to someone.
**commercial break which features a promo for sunday nights live episode of BWA Legends house highlights the last week including when the housemates get their one bit of news from the outside world each week, their viewing of BWA Raw. Muhammad Hassan's reactions to Jeff Jarrett's racial slurs and the formation of the self proclaimed Worlds Greatest stable are particularily noteworthy. He may have won over the people at home during his time in the house but he doesent look very happy here**
Match 2: Necro Butcher vs Shelton BenjaminBefore this match begins Necro Butcher grabs a microphone and explains his absence from BWA Raw last week. He states that the state that weeks Raw took place in had blocked him from appearing. That he was to quote "too violent to particupate" based off a previous match he had had there. He eludes to a deathmatch he had won previously in that very arena where he nearly died in doing so, saying the crowd that night loved every minute of it. Tonight he says that he is also fighting under constraints, as he has been booked in a straight wrestling match. Thats not what the people want to see, thats not what the people expect from Necro Butcher he says but there is a silver lining in just 3 weeks at BWA No way out it will be PPV rules. He points out that the PPV will be held in Texas and that John Lauriniatis has assured him that in texas his demand for the BWA's first ever death match will be met. Who his opponent will be he ponders but...
He is interupted by the music of the worlds greates tag team as Shelton Benjamin who is joined by Charlie Haas maker their way out.
The match begins quickly and Butcher initally surprises a lot of people with his mat based skills. He however is not only limited by this non hardcore environment but also by Charlie Haas's appearance at ringside. Haas is a constant distraction and allows Benjamin to get on top and he almost gets the pin after a T-bone suplex but Necro butcher kicks out after 2. Haas is now on the ring apron cheering his tag partner on as the two combatants get to their feet. Butcher spotting him charges the ropes with a big forearm but Haas drops down at the last moment pulling the ropes with him and sending Necro crashing to the outside.
As he comes to his senses it seems like the butcher is fixated on something and as Haas approaches him he grabs a big glasss bottle off the commentaors desk in front of him and smashes it. This is the butcher that the fans wanted to see and they roar in approval as he calls haas towards him. He never gets a chance to turn hardcore though as Benjamin with a baseball slide sends him crashing head first into the announce table and onto the shards of broken glass he had just left there. Now coverd in blood Haas grabs Necro Butcher and tosses him back into the ring where after he groggily gets up unable to see due to the blood in his eyes he is hit by a Benjamin Super kick. 1-2-3 and Shelton gets the win.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin
Shelton quickly exits the ring and him and Haas head up the ramp as Necro butcher gets back up and wipes the blood off his face. Looking down at his bloody hands he smiles and starts shouting about how Benjamin didnt beat him cos he's still standing.
backstage we see Gorilla Monsoon talking to Killer Kowalski but luckily Monsoon is able to change topics from Kobahi's earlier actions vs Kowalski's trainee and makes the conversation about his co GM John Lauriniatis. He says that he is out of control but suggests that his latest move will backfire on him and that he will ensure as much people as possible will see that. He says that a match and moment this big deserves an audience and thats why he was making it tonights main event. Kowalski looks pleased
we return to the ring with a big cheer from the crowd as Rey Mysterio makes his way down to the ring. He has a microphone in his hand as he enters the ringRey Mysterio: Last week I made my debut here in the BWA and won my first official BWA match. Almost straight after it I was was informed that co GM John Laurinitias had promised an even bigger Mexican star would debut tonight. Although i'll admit the timing of this announcement and how he seemed to play down how big a star I was annoyed me a little, I was more excited to find out who was joining me here in the countrys no.1 promotion and went straight to Big Johnny myself. Mr Laurinitias was apologetic for the wording he used last week and offered to allow me to introduce to you his newest aquisition here tonight. (Rey has two chairs set up in the ring presumably for himself and the about to debut other Mexican star)
Rey: So it gives me great pleasure to make an introduction that im sure you will all be taking about for a long time to come and welcome to the BWA... Mil Mascaras
Mascaras makes his way out to a good crowd reaction and gets in the ring where he signals his appreciation of the audience in attendance, before turning towards Rey. He extends his arm to Rey and the two shake hands. However in a shocking twist Rey does not release Mascaras's hand and instead catches him with an unexpect leg strike to the side of his head which sends him crashing to his knees. then as Mil gets back to his feet Mysterio Mystrio grabs the chair thats set up in the ring and cracks it across the back of Mascaras causing him to fall forwards and land head first on the bottom ring rope. Rey drops the chair and immediatley goes for and connects with his 619 to the prone Mascaras before exiting the ring.
As he heads up the ramp Rey celebrates like he has just won a match but the crowd arent best pleasesd and the ultimate babyface even recieves some boos for his actions here tonight.
We are then brought to a press briefing from earlier today with John Laurinatis:Reporter: Once again we have to ask you for your response to recent comments from MNG & WECWF officials regarding your promotion and the monday night wars?
John Laurinitias: My name is Mr John Laurinitis and I am the interm co general manager and Vice president of talent relations in the BWE and as such I have to keep my finger on the pulse with regards everything that concerns this promotion, with everything from our upcoming No Way Out PPV to the rumoured final faceoff between in the monday night wars. I can now officially inform you that these are more than just rumours. BWA President Bounty Hunter was recently on a scouting mission in Viatnam of all places and has secured a venue known as The "Hanoi Hilton" for the PPV. If Mr Sobchek of the WECWF doesent have too many flashbacks and Mr Nice Guy is ok withmaking this a truely global affair then we have a proposal for them. 6 matches, 3 one on one matches that will see each fed face off against the other individually and 3 triple threat matches that will see the very best from each federation be put forward to represnt there side be they singles or tag stars. We've beaten these guys in the ratings long enough now we want to beat them in the ring and prove we are the best in the ring. Its time for Cornette, McMahon and everyone at these lower level fed to either put up or shut up in the monday night wars, and if they agree to this PPV we will shut them up once and for all
there were more highlights but these are the words the commentators focus on when we return from the next commercial
*A brief recap of the BWA's biggest PPVs is shown which while advertising the best of the BWA volume 1 also looks forward to the upcoming BWA No Way Out PPV which now has headlining it Triple H vs Bryan Danielson for the vacant BWA world title*
Jeff Jarrett vs Hayabusa
Before this match begins we are told that the world Greates tag team and Hayabusa's partner Masato Tanaka are banned from ringside for this match after the events of last week.
Hayabusa is still clearly not at 100% after last weeks attack and seems very slow in the early goings here while clearly favouring his left leg. It's not long before Jarrett spots this and begins working his right. he locks in a figure four leg lock and keeps it held for several minutes during which time the titontron shows what the commentators explain happened just minutes ago as Masato Tanaka was watching on a monitor backstage Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin attacked him from behind. It is whilst these images are being shown that Hayabusa reluctantly taps out in order to avoid more serious injury. Another bad day at the office for the tag champs.
Winner: Jeff Jarett
Jarett Grabs a Mic and trys to talk (he once again has to wait a minute for boos to die down).JJ: I know, I know (refering to the boo's) The truth is not always the easiest to hear, but you will listen! [He raises his Intercontinental championship above his head] This is my IC title and I will defend it for the last ever time at BWA No Way Out. No I will not lose this title instead I will retire this title and be reinstate my United States championship, a title I will only defend against peolpe from these United states.
I told you last week that myself and the rest of the worlds greatest stable were making it our mission to rid this company of the blight of foreigners that has affected it and we are starting by making sure that all the BWA gold is out of foreign hands. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin will be the next tag team champions and I will be the united states champion and no more rag heads, japs or spicks will ever be champions again! (big boos) The day of the American Hero is almost upon you and when it comes you will thank me.
Again there are boos after his last statement but before he can continue the boos change to cheers with the shock arrival of Muhammad Hassan. Isn' he supposed to be in the BWA Legends house? wonder the announcers but he obviously couldnt wait any longer to get his hands on Jarrett as he ruses the ring. The cowardly Jarett slides out the other side of the ring though and quickly makes his way out of the arena. The crowd dont care though they are going wild for the return of te middle eastern amrican superstar as he stands in the ring still fuming at JJ but also soaking in their welcome back chants.
Backstage we see Bryan Danielson enter Gorilla Monsoon's office where we find Killer Kowalski once again but this time he is in his wrestling gear. Danielson wishes him good luck and asks if he can come out to ringside to witness the return of a real legend to the ring up close and personal. Kowalski allows this and as we head to our last commercial for the night the commentators are really talking up the student vs the teacher angle of tonights main event as it was Kowalski who actually trained Triple H how to wrestle.
When we return Danielson is making his way out to ringside title in hand and actually joins the announce team for this match. throughout the match he talks up the fact that he was never defeated as WWE world heavyweight champion and deserves his chance at BWA gold but that Hunter has done nothing to warrant his yet and that if he cant win tonight he wont be getting one, even going as far as saying that he would love to face Kowolski for the gold.
Main Event: HHH vs Killer Kowalski
After there entrances this one gets started with the two combatants showing each other much respect and trading holds and reversals in the early going. Triple H seems to be the quicker to the punch but Kowalski frustrates him and when he reverses an early pedigree attempt with a backdrop and follows it up by hitting a very impressive piledriver on his former pupil the crowd go wild and start chanting "you've still got it, you've still got it". He only gets a 2 count though and the two go back and forth for the next 10 or so minutes in what the commetators note must be a tougher test for HHH than he was expecting.
It's now that big Johnny Lauriniatis makes his way down to ringside to cheer Hunter who he brought to the BWA on. He is quickly joined by Monsoon who is supporting his friend Kowolski. back in the ring Kowalski can be clearly seen to have lost a little respect for his former student as Hunter uses an eye rake to get on top in the match. This is followed by a Facebreaker knee smash and then he lifts him up to once again go for a pedigree but once again Kowalski counters this time with the infamous Kowalski Claw. The crowd go wild as do the commentators (Danielson in particular) as it looks like the BWA veteran could upset the odds here. Eventually HHH is able to make Kowalski release his grip as a result of a kick which looks almost like low blow and the game rolls to the outside to regain his composure.
On commentary Danielson is going mad shouting about how Trips just used a low blow but all this achieves is getting the attension of Big Johnny who gets right up in his face. After a heated interchange between the two Lauriniatis orders Danielson to the back but as he gestures towards the back he accidenttly catches Gorilla Monsoon with a elbow to the face. Getting back to his feet in the ring Kowalski's is momentarily distracted by the fracas outside involving his friend and doesent notice HHH getting back into the ring and when he turns around he is hit by a kick to the gut that the game immediatley follows up with a Pedigree before getting the 3 count.
Big Johnny quickly gets into the ring and lifts HHH arm as Danielson helps Monsoon to his feet on the outside. The final image of the night is those two watching on as HHH climbs to the second turnbuckle and makes his signature pose while the commentators confirm that our main event for BWA No Way Out is now officially HHH vs Bryan Danielson for the BWA title.
BWA Roster 2012:
Triple H
Bryan Danielson
Kenta Kobashi
Mil Mascaras
Killer Kowalski
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Jarett
Muhammad Hussan
Gorilla Monsoon
Shelton Benjamin
Charlie Haas
John Laurenaitis
Masato Tanaka
Hayabusa
Necro Butcher0 -
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Welcome to our weekly edition of CWA Challenge we open tonight show with Nikita Koloff in the ringKoloff: Its great to be back in the CWA the last time I was here I was screwed out of the Heavyweight Championship by a GM who named himself the world champion without beating anyone for it and I see that person is trying the same thing in BWA, Well not much changes in CWA as the GM and Chairman of the board JBL has named himself World Champion but has beaten nobody for it, well I am calling you out JBL face me at Revolution and put that title on the lineSuddenly Booker T's music hitsBooker T: Who the hell do you think you are do you think you can just arrive and demand a title shot , what have you ever won in your carear I have won world championships where ever I have been , I have won King of the Ring if anyone is getting a title shot its me, now can you dig that sucka...JBL: Gentlemen Gentlemen seems to me that we have two contenders but only one spot to face me at Revolution so I tell you what tonight at the main event you two get the chance to face off and the winner gets to face me
JBL Comes on the titan tron
***BREAK***We are back and our 1st match up is the legends Champion Eddie Guerrero taking on a local jobberEDDIE GUERRERO VS JOBBER
A easy victory for Guerrero who gets to show off to the crowd he finished the match with a frog splashGuerrero : Yo Piper Essa I guess you already have met my corner man for our upcoming match at Revolution......Mr.T
Winner: Eddie Guerrero
As Eddie celebrates in the ring Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper makes his way to the ring with a mariachi band behind him and wearing a sombrero he is laughing at Guerrero but out from behind the band comes Mr. T as Piper turns around Mr.T punches him Piper falls flat on his backside.
Ahmed Johnson Vs Hernadez
This match new starts as when Hernadez begins to make his way to the rng he is attacked from behind by Matt Morgan and they battle to the back, Ahmed Johnson was about to leave the ring but The Gangstas rush the ring with weapons in hand New Jack attacks him with a Keno stick while Saeed hits him with a chair, Stevie Ray attemps the save but the numbers game is too much and the Gangstas give him some of the same treatment, New Jack gets on themic and tells Harlem Heat that at Revolution they will meet again for the tag titles oh and it is going to be a falls count anywhere match.
***dont try this at home***Piper: Ok before we get to tonight match let me say if that Z list actor who is only known for two things one as a one hit wonder in the acting buisness and two the only person ever to get tired after one round in a boxing match up tries to get in my way when I face Guerrero then he better hope he has a better plastic surgeon then a barber because he will need him, now on tonight guest we have the most AWESOME wrester in the CWA The Miz
Piper: So whats the story with you and Mercy he never seems to leave your side
Miz: Well Piper when you are a A-List star like me you need a bodyguard
Piper: Oh so he guards your body
Miz: What does that suppose to mena
Piper: Nothing just I have heard some of the stuff you have said about Mr.Wonderful and well maybe one protest too much
Miz: Oh says the guys who hangs around with someone called Mr.Wonderful and wears a dress
Mercy: Cool leather jacket though
Miz: Waylon what have a told you I do the talking
Piper: From what I hear ye two better get on the same page as at Revolution it is going to be you and Mercy vs Paul Orndoff and Abyss
Miz: WHAAT
Piper: Oh and Miz its a Kilt ( Piper walks off )
Main Event No.1 Contenders Match
BOOKER T VS NIKITA KOLOFF
A great match up as it goes back and forth between both men it looks like Booker T is getting on top as he beats down on Koloff and sets up the Book end then out from no where comes JBL who hits Booker with his title and as Koloff gets up hits him with the clothes line from hell the ref has no option but to ring bill as the match up ends in a new contest but where does that leave us who is the number one contender now....After show segmentSB: Sir I have some bad news
JBL is in his office when a man in a suit walks in looks like could be his stock broker
JBL: Dont tell me gold has dropped in price
SB: No sir its got to do with the CWA and the stock share
JBL: Spit it out man
SB: Well we have sold 51% of the shares
JBL: Well that is good isnt it I am even richer then what I was
SB: Well it seems that all the shares were bought by one person
JBL: WHAT WHAT So you mean to tell me I dont own CWA any longer
SB: Im afraid so sir and the new owner says he will be here next week to address the CWA universe0 -
Re-cap of last week's events is shown:
The New Age Outlaws reformed after turning on their tag team partners R-Truth and Bart Gunn
Crash Holly defeated Greg "The Hammer" Valentine to become the Hardcore Champion, which he will defend 24/7, 365 days a year
Sheamus and Rikishi formed the all-Irish alliance and immediately targeted PWF Champion Hulk Hogan, who was saved by his old friend Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake
J.R. Hello and welcome to PWF Intensity. Tonight, I am joined on guest commentary by R-Truth!
R-Truth: And someone else too.
J.R.: Eh, yes, of course. Little Jimmy is here too. We are in my home city of Oklahoma, for what promises to be an action packed night.
R-Truth: Little Jimmy says that in the main event, Hulk Hogan gonna team up with Brutus Beefcake to fight Rikishi and Sheamus.
J.R.: Well, Little Jimmy's right, the Irish-Samoan Alliance out for revenge after Hogan defeated Rikishi to retain the PWF title last week.
PWF canteen is shown
JR: Well, ladies and gentlemnen earlier tonight, I got into an altercation myself, with Rikishi and Sheamus, in the staff canteen that was set up here.
Jim Ross is shown eating when suddenly he is approached by Rikishi and Sheamus.
Sheamus: Hey, fella.
JR: Hey guys, enjoying the food?
Sheamus (angry): Why is my dinner covered in Barbeque Sauce?
JR: Yeah, it's good right.
Sheamus: To be honest with ya fella, it tastes like ****e.
JR looks shocked.
Rikishi: Not just any barbeque sauce either, but the special low fat, no cholesteral, low carbs variety.
JR: The healthy option., its good for the competitors.
Rikishi: Do I look like someone who wants low-fat food.
JR: Well...
Rikishi: Then again, neither do you, J.R.
Sheamus: Haha yeah, Rikishi. JR makes you look like Michael Cole.
JR: Actually, I've lost a few pounds.
Sheamus: The only time you lost pounds was when you had a hole in your pocket in the UK.
JR is annoyed.
Sheamus: Look, your barbeque sauce tastes like piss, we don't want it on the menu, ok! Oklahoma should be ashamed of itself.
booooos
Sheamus feigns a punch which JR moves his ahead to avoid.
Sheamus and Rikishi laugh and both men walk off.
Next, Shane McMahon is shown in the ring. The crowd are cheering.
R-Truth: Somebody don't like your barbeque sauce, J.R.
J.R.: You know when I got my old WWE position of Vice-President of Talent Relations this week, I thought the first thing I had to do was sort out the unhealthy menu in the canteen. I worked hard on it and got it thrown back in my face. Rikishi and Sheamus are pathetic.
Shane-O-Mac: You know every time Jim Ross has come to Oklahoma my father has humiliated him. He's had to kiss Dad's ass, he's got fired, got drafted to the second show, all right here in his hometown. All after many years of loyalty and great announcing. So to show that I am not the same as my father, I want to welcome JR up here right now!!
JR: I sure hope this isn't some kind of trick or something.
Shane-O-Mac: JR, welcome back to your hometown, thanks for all your hard work and to congratulate you, I'm giving you a job for life, and the mayor of Oklahoma City has a surprise for you.
The mayor comes out.
Mayor: JR, I am awarding you with the freedom of Oklahoma City, tonight!!
The crowd goes crazy.
R-Truth: JR finally getting rewarded for all his years of hard work. We don't just talk about anti-bullying here at PWF, we live it!! And that's the truth!
JR shakes the mayor's hand and then Shane's hand.
R-Truth: JR getting his moment in Oklahoma, at long last!! Little Jimmy loves this!!
J.R.: I really want to say thanks to both of you, and to..........IT'S A SHAME THAT THEY LOST THEIR HEAD, A CARELESS MAN COULD WIND UP DEAD"
The crowd boos as Sheamus and Rikishi come to ringside and enter the ring.
R-Truth: If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck and acts like a duck, then it must be duck. Therefore, Rikishi must be one big pile of crap!! Quack, quack.
Sheamus: Ladies and Gentle, sorry, inbreds and rednecks of Oklahoma (booooooooos)...... this is pathetic. There is a reason Jim Ross is always humiliated when he comes here. Because Vince knows, like me and Rikishi know that he doesn't deserve any of this adulation. He basically made a career out of shouting "Stone Cold, Stone Cold!!, and living of the fame of others, such as the Great White Celtic Warrior, me!!
Rikishi: That's right...and to make matters worse, like we seen earlier, he's abusing his executive vice president of talent relations role to try to dictate what we should eat here in the PWF. Well, JR, eat this!!
Rikishi pulls 2 bottles of JR's bbq sauce out of his clothes and hands one to Sheamus. They procede to pour it all over Jim Ross!!
R-Truth: This is....insane!! Jim Ross is humiliated in his hometown, yet again.
Shane ask them to stop but they continue spraying JR with the sauce and laughing. The crowd are booing like crazy.
Sheamus: What's wrong, fella, I thought you liked this stuff!! You know you remind me of my great grand uncle Johnny Ryan. First of all coz he had the same initials as yourself. But also, coz he used to always to be hated in his hometown and people would laugh at him. Till one day he made some nice BBQ sauce and everyone liked him and he became a hero. But, then he got too cocky and ended up drowning in his own Barbeque Sauce!!
Rikishi looks confused: Did that really happen?
Sheamus: Maybe, anyway these stupid rednecks will believe anything.
R-Truth: And Rikishi and Sheamus got even more bottles of that BBQ Sauce. I guess nobody ever bought this much of JR's sauce!! And JR getting covered in it. You know what my pet pidgeon would say about this - nothing, coz Pigeons don't talk!! And that's the truth!!
All of a sudden Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) hits and the crowd go crazy.
Sheamus and Rikishi look shocked and stare at the entrance to the arena.
R-Truth: And here comes Hulk Hogan! And his old pal Brutus Beefcake. Perhaps he wants some bbq sauce with that beefcake. What's that, Little Jimmy?
Sheamus and Rikishi quickly escape the ring when Hogan and Beefcake enter.
Sheamus shouts "we'll get ya later tonight, fellas" as the crowd boo and the guys walk back down the aisle. Hulk Hogan and Beefcake milk the crowd for adulation!
R-Truth: All's I know is that tonight.....somebody gonna get got!!!! And that's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth!!
In the first match Bart Gunn defeated Scotty 2 Hotty, taking out his anger over the betrayal by his brother the previous week.
Goes to backstage.
Brutus Beefcake is walking along when suddenly he gets attacked from behind. It's not obvious who the attacker is. As soon as the camera goes to focus on the attacker the camera is knocked to the floor.
J.R: Oh my god, what's going on back there.
Suddenly, Beefcake is heard screaming. Eventually the camera man picks the camera back up to reveal Beefcake lying down, knocked out.
J.R.: Good god!! I dunno how that's going to affect our main event but it looks like Beefcake will not be competing tonight.
R-Truth: Might be a long time before we see him again.
"Oh, you didnt know? Your ass better call somebody!!!!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages: D-Generation X proudly brings to you the soon to be TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws!"
"And if you aren't down with that, we've got two words for ya, SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!"
Rhythm & Blues music plays and out come Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and the Honky Tonk Man.
J.R.: I am shocked by what just happened.
R-Truth: I am shocked by your smell, haven't you showered yet?
J.R. I am dedicated to my announcing job.
R-Truth: Dedicated to smelling like Barbeque Sauce, more like. It's worse than a skunk.
J.R.: What's with your constant animal references?
R-Truth: Little Jimmy loves animals.
J.R.: I hope that's only platonic.
Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the PWF Tag-Team titles. Introducing first, the challengers, The NEW...AGE...OUTLAWS!!!
(cheers)
Announcer: And their opponents, they are the PWF Tag-Team Champions....RHYTHM...AND....BLUES
(mixed reaction)
J.R.: Greg The Hammer Valentine and the Honky Tonk Man have been more successful as a team than as individual competitors so far in the PWF. With Brutus Beefcake joining the PWF last week, we thought we might see the return of the Dream Team. But that wicked assault on Beefcake earlier seems to have put paid to that.
R-Truth: As long as they the tag-team champions, Rhythm & Blues ain't going nowhere. But Little Jimmy thinks the New Age Outlaws are gonna be too strong tonight.
J.R.: Greg The Hammer Valentine and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn starting us off here. The Hammer is hammering away on Billy Gunn. And he tags in The Honky Tonk Man. And both men going to work on Billy Gunn.
.................................................
J.R.: Gunn with the tag to the Road Dogg. Got any references about dog's R-Truth?
R-Truth: I'll ask Little Jimmy.
The One Billy Gunn comes back into the match. Later, Valentine goes for a superplex but the Bad Ass pushes him to the ring and then hits an elbow drop.
J.R: And both men are down. They are both looking to make the tag. And here comes the Honky Tonk Man. And now Road Dogg. Look at the reaction.
R-Truth: The Dogg's been let of his leash!!
J.R: I knew you would think of one. And Road Dogg is kicking ass. Here it comes.........Shake, Rattle and Roll. And now, the pumphandle slam to Honky Tonk Man.
R-Truth: This is over.
1..........2.........3.
J.R.: And we've got new Tag-Team Champions. The New Age Outlaws. They are only back for a week.
Announcer: The winners of this match, and the new PWF Tag-Team Champions, the NEW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE OUTLAWS!!!!
The New Age Outlaws defeated Rhythm & Blues to become the new PWF Tag-Team Champions.
R-Truth: Still can't believe Road Dogg ditched me last week.
J.R.: Well, look at him now, he's got those titles, maybe it was the right thing to do.
R-Truth: I knew you'd say that, shutup.
Road Dogg starts rapping to the crowd. Honky Tonk Man picks up his guitar and starts playing. The crowd love it.
J.R.: Road Dogg rapping but Honky Tonk Man prefers some Rhythm & Blues. Oh but Road Dogg and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn have grabbed his guitar and they've broken it in half.
Honky Tonk Man grabs a microphone: We will get those titles back, and we will also prove that Rock is always better than that crappy Rap music you guys like these days!!!!!!!!
......................................break...........................
Crash Holly is shown walking backstage.
J.R.: Well, there is Crash Holly, the new Hardcore Champion. Remember he has to defend it 24......oh my god!!!!!!! Greg Valentine from behind. With a sledgehammer.
Good God!! And he looks angry, and so he should be, he just lost the tag-team titles. And he lost the Hardcore Title match with Crash last week. Oh and wait a minute he's going for a suplex...backstage. Oh my God...listen to that impact. And there is a referee.
Valentine: Count, damn it!!
1.........2.........3.
J.R: The Hammer has done it. He's the new Hardcore Champion. And that means he has to defend it, 24/7, 365 days a week!!!!
J.R.: Well, our main event is supposed to be coming up next. A tag-team match featuring Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake against the Irish-Samoan Alliance of Sheamus and Rikishi. But Beefcake was knocked out earlier, I don't think he's able to compete.
Backstage, Hogan is confronting the PWF Chairman/CEO, Shane McMahon.
Hogan: What the hell kinda show are you running, McMahon. My tag team partner just got beaten up by those two clowns.
Hogan points at Sheamus and Rikishi, who also enter the CEO's office.
Sheamus: What's the story here, fellas?
Hogan: What the hell did you to Brutus? You scared to fight us or what?
Rikishi: Sure, blame us, how did you figure that out?
Shane: Guys, guys, I'm in control of the situation. I have started making it clear to everyone in the backroom, that anyone who attacks anybody else backstage, or interferes in matches from now on, will be suspended without pay.
Hogan: So suspend these big pieces of crap then.
Shane: We need evidence.
Hogan: Evidence? Who else do you think did it? We were going to fight them tonight. And you seen what happened last week. You are worse than your father!
Sheamus: Are you gonna let him make these false accusations, fella.
Shane: Look, how about you settle your differences in the ring.
Hogan: Good, I can get revenge for Brutus. But I need a partner.
Shane: The next guy who walks into my office will be your partner.
Hogan: What? It could be anyone?
A man walks in with his head down and starts sweeping the floor. Sheamus and Rikishi start smiling. Hogan is furious.
Hogan (at Shane): A janitor, McMahon?
Shane shrugs his shoulders.
Janitor: Quack, quack!!
J.R.: What? It's R-Truth!!
Sheamus and Rikishi are shocked.
R-Truth: I heard somebody needs a tag-team partner.
Hogan: Hey, brother!!!
R-Truth: So..we get to fight the ugly alliance!
(cheers)
R-Truth: Sheamus, you're so white, I have to make sure I don't accidentally pour you into my coffee!!!
Sheamus: Yeah, well fella you're so black, I have to be careful not to throw you into my fireplace.
boooooooooooos
R-Truth: What? Did you hear this little racist, Shane?
Shane: We don't tolerate that here, Sheamus:
Sheamus: Racist? He started it! He made fun of me because I'm white!!!! How come everyone is allowed to make fun of me because of how pale I am, but if I talk about how dark someone is, it's the worst crime in the world!
Rikishi: Double standards, McMahon.
Shane: I suppose he's right, R-Truth. You were very......white-ist. Maybe you should both apologise to each other.
Sheamus: It's ok Shane, he can do it after I beat him in the ring!
Sheamus and Rikishi walk out!
Shane: Remember no interferences in any matches tonight guys, or you will be instantly suspended.
Sheamus & Rikishi entrance.
The crowd boo.
THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE.
Out comes R-Truth. The crowd cheer.
Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) plays and out comes Hulk Hogan! The crowd go crazy.
J.R.: I gotta say good luck to R-Truth and Hogan, I hope they beat those two idiots.
Starts with R-Truth and Sheamus. Sheamus is mostly on top and R-Truth finally tags in Hulk Hogan.
J.R.: Here we go, Sheamus is going to face off with Hulk Hogan for the first time ever.
They stare intently at each other for 10 seconds. Finally Hogan attacks Sheamus.
J.R.: They are really going at it. Sheamus with the upper hand with those massive axehandles but Hogan finally ducks one. And here we go!! Body Slam. Goes for the cover...1.....2.......Sheamus kicked out. And Sheamus makes the tag to Rikishi for the first time. These fought last week as well and that time Hogan had the upper hand, this time Rikishi with the upper hand. Hogan forced to tag here comes R-Truth oh but he walks straight into a belly to belly suplex. Rikishi goes for the pin...1...2 kickout by R-Truth.
........
J.R.: Oh and reverse STO!! Now R-Truth and Rikishi both need to make the tag. And here comes Sheamus!! And here comes Hulk Hogan!! Hogan clotheslines Sheamus. And now he clotheslines Rikishi. Another clothesline to Sheamus. Body Slam on Rikishi!! Good god, he's over 400 pounds!!! And he's feeding off the energy of the crowd. Another clothesline to Sheamus. And here we go.......Leg Drop. He got it. 1.......2.........oh but Rikishi makes the break up. Hogan is furious..oh Rikishi kick!!!!!!!!! Hogan is down. Rikishi not the legal man...he goes back outside. Hogan makes the tag to R-Truth. And a big Irish curse backbreaker by Sheamus on R-Truth. R-Truth stands up...oh Sheamus has him between his legs.........going for the Celtic Cross.
Here comes Hogan to try to stop it.....oh.... a big American Football style tackle by Rikishi knocks Hogan down. GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! Sheamus with the Celtic Cross and 1....2.....3. Damn it!!!
boooooooooooooos
Announcer: The winner of this match, The Irish-Samoan Alliance
Sheamus and Rikishi defeated Hulk Hogan and R-Truth
J.R: They've done it; Sheamus and Rikishi have picked up an amazing victory here. And look at Sheamus and Hogan....staring each other down as we go off the air. See you next time.0 -
Tonight Joey Styles welcomes to the home of tonights WECWF WrestleWar Corpus Christi in Texas. Which incidentally also happens to be the home of WECWF Superstar Jake Roberts.. And Jake The Snake is in the ring as we begin the show..
JAKE ROBERTS
"SN Punk, you've proven to me over the last few weeks, that you're nothing more than a self righteous, pretentious, no good piece of crap. You think its completely justified to judge all those around you by your own rules and standards yet you feel compelled to use other peoples misery and suffering as weapons against them. Your the biggest hypocrite I've ever set my eyes on.
I used to respect you Punk. I used to see a little bit of me in you.I respected the fact that we're both the underdogs in a big man's business. But unfortunately for me, getting to know you a little more over the past few weeks has proven me completely wrong about you. I know for sure that theres absolutely nothing we have in common. In fact I'd go as far as to say. We're polar opposites, which to be quite honest, I'm happy about, because I've taken sh*ts that I've respected more than you. Hell The Iron Sheik has taken sh*ts I've respected more than you Punk. And i want all the WECWF Universe to know that if there ever comes a day when I'm like you, my god i hope someone takes me out behind the woodshed, shoots me in the head and then puts me out of my misery. Because i'd rather be considered a Ex-Junkie, Alcoholic, who f***ed his life up his own way through his own choices rather than a boring little di*khead like you, So let me just say this to you Phillip Brooks, you want to use my family and my past against me, I just hope you know what you unleash from inside Pandora's box whenever you're stupid enough to open it. "
Before Jake can finish the familiar music of CM Punk has a mixed reaction from the WECWF Universe. Jake makes the "Come on, Come get Some" motion in the ring, but as CM Punks music continues, it becomes obvious the Straight Edge Superstar isn't in the building tonight. And as Jake looks on from the Ring, Punk finally appears on the Big Screen.
Roberts looks very confused as we go to commercial.CM PUNK
"Jake, Jake, Jake, You say what you want about me and my Lifestyle choices, but one thing is for sure. I'm both better than you and I'm smarter than you, and later on tonight. I'll prove why. Don't change the Channel Jake, You wont want to miss this.. "
Opening Match
David Von Erich W/Kevin Von Erich Vs. Brian Knobs W/Jerry Saggs
The match opens up with both men locking up and Von Erich using his superior speed and agility to fly around the ring, finally Knobs gets some offense in with some huge stiff punches right to the gut of Von Erich, Knobs continues with the barrage of fists forcing David Von Erich out of the ring, and instantly Sags gets involved, which descends the match into a massive brawl on the outside between both teams giving the referee little choice.
WINNER: BY DQ.. David Von Erich
Joey Styles announces that Jushin Liger has asked to face one of the Mexicools at MAYHEM RISING. And the Co-Owner Ted Dibiase has granted Liger the Match, and we have an usual twist in store for the 3 Mexican Luchadores.
The Mexicools make their way to the ring and as the 3 Luchadores horse around in the ring, Ted Dibiase makes his way to the entrance ramp.
Super Crazy vs Psicosis vs Juventud GuerreraTED DIBIASE
I've decided since WECWF has since day one. been the home of the Greatest Professional Wrestling on the Planet. At Mayhem Rising III We will continue that fine tradition with Jushin Liger facing the winner of either Super Crazy versus you Psicosis versus you Juventud. And to ensure no funny business Bulls*it between the 3 of you. The 2 guys who lose tonight will also compete at Mayhem Rising.. Against Each Other! Good luck. Dibiase Laugh's his Ass Off as the Mexicools all step away from each other in the ring..
A obviously fast paced match up with high flying offense between all 3 men. Juvie hits the Juvie Driver on Super Crazy for the 2 count, as Psicosis break up the near fall and tosses Juventud over the top rope. And he quickly assents the turnbuckle, hitting the Corkscrew moonsault for the 3 count..
WINNER: PSICOSIS
Joey Styles announces the Match up for Mayhem Rising between Jushin Liger and Psicosis. As Liger makes his way to the entrance ramp and points to Psicosis in the ring.
JOEY STYLES ANNOUNCES THAT ITS JUST BEEN TWEETED ON THE WECWF TWITTER FEED THAT THE PPV INVOLVING WECWF VS BWA VS MNG HAS BEEN ACCEPTED BY THE WECWF BOARD OF DIRECTORS #Letthewarbegin
The Modern Day Warrior Kerry Von Erich is backstage with Mean Gene.
MEAN GENE OKERLUND
"Kerry Von Erich how do you feel about the comments the Iron Sheik has made about you and you Family in recent weeks?KERRY VON ERICH
"Well Mean Gene if any of the WECWF Universe take's a single word The Iron Sheik says seriously, I'd be shocked and surprised. His are nothing but the words of a Delusional, Decrepit Old Man. Who's clearly lost his few remaining marbles. If Sheik wants to do his talking in the ring, I'd be more than happy to talk at Mayhem Rising .."
Iron Sheik does his now weekly tradition of showing up before Von Erich is finished, and interupting him mid sentence..
Sheik walks off, and Kerry Von Erich says "I'm not Jewish" in a confused manner.THE IRON SHEIK
"The Kerry Von Erich, Iron Sheik was real World Champion, Olympic Gold medal, beat the Mr Bob Backlund at the Madison Square Garden, You are nothing but no good Jabroni, Punk , Piece of ****. Just like The Fritz Von Erich, Ultimate Warr, Hulk Hogan, Brian Blair. You want a match at the Madison Square Garden against Sheik?Annnnnd then I will put you no good Jew Ass in the Camel Clutch, use all the power of the great Muslim People to Suplex, Make you Tap, Then make you humble.."
Kerry Von Erich vs Local Jobber
The Iron Sheik joins Joey Styles on commentary..
As Von Erich and the Jobber lock up in the ring the first thing Sheiky says is "Sheik is confused the Joey baby, who is the Jabroni in the ring? because that piece of sh*t Kerry Von Erich son of Jewish Mutherfu**er no good, Punk. Fritz Von Erich is the biggest Jabroni I ever met. Worse than the Brian Blair, worse than the Hulk Hogan. Joey points out that the Von Erichs aren't Jewish to the Iron Sheik. Which sends the Sheik into an instant fit of rage. "F*ck you Joey Styles, Sheik will put you in the Camel Clutch. F**k your a** Suplex you annnnnnnd make you humble.. Joey quickly goes back to calling the match. Sheik says there is one Von Erich he does like.. Thats the Lacey she very niiiiiicccccee. Styles picks up the commentary just as Kerry Von Erich locks in the Claw on the Jobber..
WINNER BY SUBMISSION: Kerry Von Erich
The Iron Sheik responds to the Modern Day Warriors Victory..
A Video replay is shown of the tension between the Co-Owners of WECWF Vince McMahon and Ted Dibiase.
Both Men are in the ring, sitting on chairs with a table separating them and they're joined by a representative of the WECWF Board of Directors.
THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS REPRESENTATIVE
"Mr McMahon and Mr Dibiase the WECWF Board of Directors have been unable to come to an unanimous decision on who is indeed the righteous Owner of the Company. It seems both of you Gentlemen have infact been sold a 50% share of the WECWF By Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman. Rather than the 51% each of you seemed to be promised by both former Co-Owners.
The Board has come to the conclusion that if both of you Gentlemen can't Co-exist. Its in the Companies best interest that you both put your differences aside and Co-exist, or you both put your money, where your mouths are.So then you would have to put both your contracts on the line in a match at Mayhem Rising.. The Board does indeed believe that you Mr McMahon are the Greatest Innovator in the history of Professional Wrestling bar none, even though your financial history does infact leave quite a lot to be desired. And We do believe that one of your great innovations would be extremely Apt for your potential match up at the PPV.
At Mayhem Rising the WECWF Board of Directors would like to see You Vincent Kennedy McMahon versus You Ted Dibiase in A Money in The Bank Ladder Match, with both Contracts on the line, and the Winner being indeed the 100 % Owner of the Company!"
Vince and Ted both look cagey and hesitant in the ring. But they put their substabtial ego's aside as they reluctantly shake hands.
Main Event
Jake "The Snake" Roberts Vs. The Junkyard Dog Vs. Harley Race
Before the Match even gets under way CM Punk Re-appears on the Titantron.
CM Punk is outside a house somewhere in TEXAS.. Walking to the Front Door and then into the Backyard.. Punk has the WECWF Cameramen follow him inside the House. And Punk sits at the dining room table.
WECWF WRESTLEWAR GOES OFF THE AIR AS JAKE ROBERTS LOOKS LIKE HES MAKING HIS WAY TO HIS DAUGHTERS HOUSE, AND AS JUNKUARD DOG AND HARLEY RACE BEGIN THE MATCH..CM PUNK
"Jake does this place look familiar to you? Have you been here before?? Oh No thats right you haven't been here before. Because this is you're Daughters house. This is the home of Her, Her Husband and Her two young Children. Whom obviously you've clearly never met either. Does that bring a tear to your eye Jake, does that make you wanna hit the bottle right now, knowing you've never even met your own Grandchildren.
Does it make you wanna fall off the wagon once more.. Knowing you're Daughter is just too scared for you to met her new family, because of the destruction you've caused to everything you've ever touched. It just proves how pathetic you are Roberts, that you're own Daughter, That your own flesh and blood lives in fear everyday of her life that you'll scar and ruin her Children, the way you ruined her Childhood. She has nightmares and flashbacks every night of her life, images of you beating the sh*t out of her mother, the same way you beat Miss Elizabeth.
Jake do you know what disgusts me the most. You remind me of my own father. He was an abusive low life piece of **** just like you are. He couldn't control his own vices and he took it out on all those around him, Just like you. You see Jake me and Brandy we share a bond, not only do we not Drink or do Drugs, we shared a mutual hatred for our Fathers and a mutual hatred for you. Because both me and Brandy, We're better than You Jake.. "
WECWF MAYHEM RISING III PPV CARD SO FAR...
MAIN EVENT
CM PUNK VS JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS
CAREER VS CAREER
IRON SHEIK W/THE NASTY BOYS VS KERRY VON ERICH W/THE VON ERICH FAMILY
MITB LADDER MATCH FOR OWNERSHIP OF THE COMPANY
MR MCMAHON VS THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN
MASK VS MASK MATCH
JUSHIN "THUNDER" LIGER VS PSICOSIS
WECWF EXTREME LUCHA LIBRE
SUPER CRAZY VS JUVENTUD GUERRERA0 -
Welcome to Wednesday Night Clash of the Champions, the final show before the beginning of the road to the biggest show of the year, MFW WrestleGlory. This special live two hour televised spectacular is the last major bump in the road before WrestleGlory, which is in four weeks’ time. Tonight John Cena (who has been MFW Champion since WrestleGlory last April and turned back the challenges of DDP, Monty Brown, Dean Malenko, Davey Richards, Yokozuna and most recently Vader in a dramatic last man standing match at the Royal Rumble since then) will team with the man he will face at WrestleGlory, the 2012 Royal Rumble winner Jeff hardy to face the gargantuan team of Vader and Yokozuna. Also tonight the World Tag Team Championships are on the line as the champions Speed Muscle (Naruki Doi and Masato Yoshino) face The American Wolves (Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards). But up first, our opening contest. *Billy Kidman’s music hits*
Cruiserweight Championship
champion Dean Malenko vs. Billy Kidman
Kidman starts hot with some big armdrags and a dropkick as Malenko rolls out to floor to slow the pace of the match down. Malenko gets back in the ring, draws Kidman in and snaps off a side headlock takeover and controls Kidman on the ground. Kidman counters into a head scissors but Malenko escapes and rolls back out to the floor but Kidman immediately follows up with a slingshot crossbody to the floor as the crowd chant his name.
Kidman rolls Malenko back in but is cut and Malenko takes over. Malenko dominates Kidman with some fluid chain wrestling as the crowd rallies behind Kidman. Kidman tries to muster a comeback but is quickly cut off as Malenko maintains control. Malenko locks on an armbar but Kidman fights out and begins to fire up. He nails Malenko with two dropkicks followed by a big leg lariat for two.
He looks for the BK Bomb but Malenko escapes, slides behind and hits a Bridging German Suplex for a long tow count. Malenko takes Kidman up for a powerbomb but Kidman counters in the air into a facebuster for two. As Kidman is picking Malenko up, Malenko attempts to pick the leg for the Texas Cloverleaf but Kidman counters with an enziguri. Dazed, Malenko rebounds off the ropes and as he comes back Kidman hits the BK Bomb which leaves Malenko in perfect position for the Shooting Star Press.
Kidman slowly staggers to his feet, climbs the turnbuckle, steadies himself and comes off with the Shooting Star Press but Malenko moves. Malenko immediately follows up with a cover for only two. Malenko whips Kidman into the corner but Kidman counters and follows him in with a clothesline. Kidman sits Malenko on the top turnbuckle looking to set up for a top rope Frankensteiner. As Kidman gets to the top, Malenko grabs him in the Fireman's Carry position and hits a huge top rope gutbuster for the win.
Winner (16:13) and still MFW Cruiserweight Champion: The Iceman Dean Malenko.
Interview - Monty Brown: "Welcome to the Serengeti. Jack Evans, tonight tonight you're the next prey I'm going to hunt down and I can make only one guarantee: You will feel the POOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEE... Period"
'The Alpha Male' Monty Brown vs. Jack Evans
Due to the obvious size difference Evans tries some hit and run offense but doesn't do much damage. Brown rushes in but Evans low bridges him sending Monty to the floor. Evans hits a Springboard 450 Splash to the floor taking out Monty. Brown rolls back in and Evans follows up with a Springboard Dropkick for two.
Brown finally catches Evans and nails him with two big knees and a Double Underhook Suplex putting Monty frimly in control. Brown locks on a bearhug on the mat looking to ground Evans.
Evans fights his way to his feet and breaks the hold with a series of elbows and forearms. Evans hits a Moonsault Kick and follows it up with a Tornado DDT for two. Evans goes out to the apron and springboards back in with corkscrew kick that takes Monty off his feet. Evans goes up top and nails the 630 Splash but only gets a very long two count. Evans goes back out to the apron, springboards in one time too many as this time Brown catches him and hits him with the Alpha Bomb. He smells blood as he picks Evans up, whips him off the ropes and destroys him with a Pounce which sends Evans into next week. Monty gets the pin.
Winner (9:43): 'The Alpha Male' Monty Brown
Interview - The American Wolves: Davey Richards "Lets keep this very short, I'm the best wrestler in the world and we're the best tag team in the world and Doi and Yoshino, we're coming for your belts".
MFW World Tag Team Championships
Speed Muscle vs. The American Wolves
The match starts with some fast paced back and forth chain and counter wrestling with all four wrestler going back and forth much to the fans appreciation with dueling chants for both teams. Davey Richards manages to isolate Doi and The Wolves take over.
Richards and Edwards begin to pick apart Doi, making quick tags and staying fresh while wearing down Doi. Doi ducks a Richards clothesline and nails him with a German Suplex and then follows up hitting Edwards with a Tiger Suplex and makes the tag to Yoshino as Doi runs wild. Richards attempts to grab Yoshino but he's running the ropes so fast Richards can't get him and Yoshino finally hits a dropkick.
Edwards tries to intervene but Yoshino tilt-a-whirls into an octopus submission hold. Yoshino goes up top and nails a missle dropkicks on Davey while landing on Eddie with a big back splash. Doi has sufficiently recovered and Speed Muscle go on a double teaming frenzy. Hitting a drop toe hold/sliding kick combo on Richards and a Flapjack/Bulldog combo on Edwards. Doi exposes Edwards arm and Yoshino comes off the top with a double stomp, then Yoshino sets Richards up on the middle rope and Doi comes off the top with a Senton. The American Wolves just can't get going.
Doi looks for the rolling cannonball in the corner but Richards moves while Edwards grabs Yoshino from behind and The Wolves hit a Superkick/German combo but Doi kicks out at two. They hit the Alarm Clock and Edwards moves into a Dragon Sleeper on Doi while Richards tries and fails to stop Yoshino from breaking it up.
Yoshino hits Edwards with the Lightning Spiral, Richards immediately follows that with a stiff kick to the face followed by a DR Driver. Richards goes up top looking for the Shooting Star but Doi crotches Richards on the top rope, hits the Doi 5's and follows it with the Bakatare Sliding Kick for the three count as the fans give all four wrestlers a round of applause.
Winners (17:32) and still World Tag Team Champions: Naruko Doi and Masato Yoshino
After Doi and Yoshino leave ringside, the fans give The American Wolves a standing ovation. Suddenly Dean Malenko hits the ring and lays out both Edwards and Richards before locking Richards in the Texas Cloverleaf. Why did Malenko suddenly attack the American Wolves?
MFW Television Championship
champion DDP vs. Roderick Strong w/ Michael Elgin
Strong jumps DDP before the bell and hits some stiff chops that can be heard at the back of the building. Strong begins working over DDP's back, obviously looking to weaken it to set up one of his signature backbreakers or his Strong Hold submission.
DDP begins a comeback but Elgin grabs his foot from outside and Strong nails a leg lariat to take DDP back down. Strong hits a Double Underhook Backbreaker and DDP is in trouble. Strong looks to lock on the Strong Hold but DDP kicks him off. With Strong distracting the ref, Elgin attempts to grab DDP's foot again but DDP avoids it and Slingshots over onto Elgin but Elgin catches his and rams him chest first into the barricade and deposits him back in the ring.
Strong immediately follows up with the Strong Hold and DDP is incredibly close to tapping but eventually get to the ropes. Roderick thinks he's won and this gives DDP a chance to recover. When Roderick turns around DDP delivers two punches followed by a Discuss Clothesline. He picks Strong up and nails a Spinning Sitout Powerbomb much to the chagrin of Elgin at ringside but only gets two.
He looks for a Gutwrench Gutbuster, but Strong slides down the back and tries to get DDP into position for the Gibson Driver. However DDP escapes and hits the Diamond Cutter out of nowhere for the victory.
Winner (12:06) and still MFW Television Champion: Diamond Dallas Page
As Page is celebrating Monty Brown hits the ring and blindsides DDP with a Pounce. The Alpha Male then poses with DDP's TV title signaling his clear intent to take DDP's title.
A video package goes through the history of our main event, MFW Champion John Cena and Jeff Hardy vs. Vader and Yokozuna, going through how Cena and Hardy were forced to team up to face the colossal team of Yoko and Vader.
After the humongous team of Yokozuna and Vader enter, the building explodes for the entrance of 'The Charismatic Engima' Jeff Hardy. There's then a thirty second pause filled with a lot of booing in anticipation of the entrance of the champ. Cena's music hits and about 75% of the building are booing him. Cena enters with his usual cheesy, goofball smile saying how he loves this to the camera as he enters.
Main Event Tag Team Match
MFW Champion John Cena and Jeff Hardy vs. Yokozuna and Vader
vs. 
Vader and Yoko make for a very intimidating tag team. Hardy starts and tentatively moves around Vader. They lock up and Vader bounces Hardy off the mat and Hardy shuffles into the corner to create distance. Hardy ducks a Vader clothesline and clubs Vader back with a few forearms to little effect. Vader turns and floors Hardy with one punch.
Hardy is already in trouble as Vader tags in Yokozuna to continue their dominance. Yoko crushes Hardy with a Samoan Drop and destroys him with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Yoko then looks for a big leg drop but Hardy rolls out of the way.
Hardy moves to make the tag and the fans boo the potential of Cena entering the match. Just as Hardy was about to tag Cena, Cena dropped off the apron. Hardy looked at Cena with a combination of confusion, anger and pain. Cena goes to the back and has left Hardy on his own to fend for himself against the behemoths known as Vader and Yokozuna.
Hardy makes his way to his feet and realises the direness of his situation as Vader and Yoko are both in the ring. He ducks a double clothesline and wildly throws punches at both men. They both follow him into the corner and his hits a Whisper in the Wind which sends both superhumans staggering.
Just as Hardy was getting going, Yoko nearly takes his head off with a devastating side kick and picks him up for a Samoan Drop. Vader crushes him with a Powerbomb and drags him to the corner. Vader hits the Vader Bomb and Yoko hits the Banzai Drop straight after and Hardy has been completely demolished. Yoko pins Hardy to give his team the victory.
Winners (11:11): Vader and Yokozuna
Jeff Hardy is wheeled out of the arena on a stretcher to an awaiting ambulance as the fans look on in stunned silence.
Will Hardy even be able to make his main event championship opportunity at WrestleGlory? Will John Cena explains his heinous actions and why he abandoned Hardy and fed him to Yoko and Vader? With only four more editions of MFW Steel left before WrestleGlory see all the fallout from this live television special on the next edition of Steel.
Matches set for the huge WrestleGlory PPV:
MFW World Heavyweight Championship
champion John Cena vs. 'The Charismatic Enigma' Jeff Hardy0 -
FCW Show #2
Opening Segment:The New FCW World Champion comes to the ring to a chorus of boo's
Roode:Well it looks like everything works out the way i said it would since i am no your FCW World Champion and there is nothing anyone can do about it and ill be the champion for a very long time to come . Now the "GM" of this company feels he can bring some hollywood failure to this company and im supposed to feel scared???worried??? Come on im Robert Roode the Leader of the Selfish Generation so it doesnt matter who he puts infront of me they can just wait their turn to be beaten by ME(Followed byt boo's and the lights dim
The crowd goes crazy as the great one has finally arrived in the FCW
The RockFinally the Rock has come back to IREEELANNDD . Now my first bit of business is to find out who the bloody hell are you???? No seriously whats your name
RoodeYou are asking who i am????? I am..
The RockIT DOESNT MATTER WHO YOU ARE!! You do realise that you will get the chance to go 1 on 1 with the Great One at Wrestlemania , this doesnt happen every day , this is a once in a lifetime moment .Now if you want to ask the Rock any questions , maybe how many times ill whip your ass at Wrestlemania??? i could give you some career advice???? Put the only think i cant give you is much longer till you get out of The Rocks Ring! (Roode sarcastically laughs and attacks the Rock as he pretends to exit the ring)
Roode starts to beat on the Rock as the crowd boo him , The Rock starts to fight back and gain some control . Roode starts to scream "Come On Help Me" . Bubba Ray and Mike Awesome hit the ring to make it a 3 on 1 assault The Rock is helpless at this stage . Moments later D-Von hit the ring with a chair to clear house as the other 3 ran to the back.
***Arnie comes on the screen announces Bubba Ray/Roode vs The Rock/D-Von in the Main Event***
Opening Match:
Doug Williams vs Zema Ion
Great opening match for this weeks show , with both me showing off their best highflying skills . Zema had the crowd behind him while he took on the man from England . Luckily Zema made a rookie mistake coming off the top rope allowing Williams to get a roll up for the win
Winner: Doug Williams
Post Match The same guy that attacked Taijiri came from the crowd and started to beat up on Ion and Williams even gave him a hand till Rhyno hitting the ring to make the timely save
Backstage Segment
D-Von confronts Bubba Ray about what is wrong with him , why is he attacking him and now the Rock.
D-VonWhats going on man? 1st you attack me and cost me my chance at the FCW championship last week and now you are hanging out with Roode and beating up The Rock???? Whats goin on in your head , i thought we were supposed to be brothers and you treat me like this
Awesome comes and attacks D-Von from behind and Bubba Ray beats him down and screams "Bubba Ray Is Dead.....Say Hello To Bully Ray" . The lights suddenly dimed as we see the Brodus Clay getting down which freaks both Awesome and Ray out and they leave as Clay smiles
The beautiful people storm up to Clay and demand an says sorry for what he done to the beautiful peoples beuatiful faces............Clay just says "Oh My Bad" and walks off as the BP scream
2nd Match:
London w/Kendrick vs Jesse Neal w/Moore
Another strong match with both me showing why they are in the top wrestling company . The crowd behind both men . For some reason Moore keeps trying to distract London but it ends up distracting both as Neal tells him to stop . In the end Kendrick has enough of the distractions and gets in the ring and hits a flying crossbody outside on Moore and this would allow london to hit a flying kick followed up by the 450 for the win
Winner:Paul London
Post Match
Neal and Moore argue about what has just happened as they head to the back
Backstage Segment:
Roode walks into the GM's office and demands that he is taken out of the Main Event since he is still recovering from last week. Arnie is having none of it and says he has changed the Main Event (which makes Roode smile) it wont be a 2 on 2 match it will now be a 3 on 3 match with Roode/Bully/Awesome vs The Rock/D-Von/??????? . Roode slams the door as he leaves.
Main Event:
Roode/Bully Ray/Awesome vs The Rock/D-Von/Clay
This match started off like and normal tag match , with lots of tags between both teams , but it was not long till all 6 men started brawling in and out of the ring , it seemed more of a free for all . Roode/Bully quickly started to walk back up the ramp allowing Awesome to be tripled teamed . Clay would get the win after the "What The Funk"
Winners: Brodus Clay/The Rock/D-Von
The Rock gets on the mic before anyone could leave
The RockWo Wo Wo Wo where do was that . You call yourself a champion or a "Leader" and you leave one of your own men behind , you Jabroni. If you think this is over between you and The Rock is over , it got some bad news Roode it has barely begun . Now since the Millions... AND MILLIONS of the Rocks fans here in FCW got cheated out of a proper Main Event , lets say next next week we do it all again (Crowd Cheers) , but there will be no running away , no cheap wins since it will be a All Ireland Street Fight (D-Von and Clay smile). Now since the Rock is finished with that its time to clear the Rocks throat........ Something Bully Ray's wife knows a little to well if ya know what i mean..(Bully starts going crazy as Awesome and Roode hold him back).......IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK......IS COOKING
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Tonights show opens up with a segemt of a black limo pulling up out steps somebody but we can only see there feet the commentaters wonder is this the new owner of CWA.......Nikita Koloff vs Stevie RayBooker T and Ahmed Johnson are at ringside for this match up we are reminded that Koloff and Booker T fought last week for the right to be the number one contender but JBL interfered and now we do not know where we stand regards a number one contender, Harlem Heat are clearly putting off Nikita Koloff in this match up and during the match Koloff had Stevie Ray in a bear hug and Booker T got up on ringside when Koloff released the hold to face Booker T this allowed Stevie Ray to put him into a inside cradle for the win.Winner: Stevie Ray
After the match Booker T and Ahmed Johnson gets in the ring but before they can beat down on Koloff the Gangstas run in and make the save.BackstageWe see JBL backstage tearing up the place looking to find the new CWA owner but no avail.Miz & Hernadez vs Morgan & AbyssThe ref weary of went on during the last match up throws Waylon Mercy and Paul Orndoff out from ringside and back to the backstage area, Miz is furios at the ref but he only calls for the bell Matt Morgan does not wait and hits The Miz with the carbon foot print as Hernadez tries to make the save he is met with Abyss and the black hole slamWinner: Matt Morgan and Abyss
***dont try this at home***Hot Rod Rowdy Roddy Piper is in the ringHot Rod:Eddie Eddie Eddie last week you brought a knife to a machine gun party by bring in Mr T to be your corner man at Revolution well tonight old RP as a suprise for you as I give to you the person who will be in my corner at Revolution.....Vickie GuerreroThe crowd are giving huge heat to Vickie as she gets in the ring..Vickie EXCUSE ME...EXCUSE ME...I have something to say for years now I played the good wife to Eddie well let me tell you no more and when Roddy asked me to be in his corner well lets justl say it was good to feel wanted again, Ye all think that you know Eddie oh ya he lies he cheats he steals, You lie to me Eddie how many times did you tell me you were clean , oh and cheating dont think I dont know about you and those sluts of Divas you steal you stole my heart Eddie but now it belongs to another man :She starts to embrace Piper and they kiss passionatly in the ring suddenly Eddie Guerrero and Mr.T try to make there way to the ring but security hold them back , Guerrero looks furios.
In the ring Piper takes off his jacket to show his T-Shirt " conquerer of the Guerreros"Piper: Looks like I conquered another Guerrero oh and Eddie I plan to conquer her many more times tonight
**BREAK**JBL vs Mr.WonderfullThis never gets a chance to be a wrestling math as a clearly furios JBL just attacks Orndoff from the off he starts to beat down on Orndoff who is in the corner the ref counts to ten and JBL refuses to stop his beat down the ref tries to break the hold but JBL only pushes him away and continues his beat down the ref has no choice but to call for the bell and DQ's JBL...Suddenly there is a big pop from the crowd and as JBL looks to the ramp he can see Verne Gagne looking down on him sarcastically clapping JBL has a look of shock on his face we now know who the new owner isWinner via DQ: Mr. Wonderfull Paul OrndoffAfter show segmentWe see Verne Gagne about to leave when he is caught up by a reporterReporter: Verne is true you are the new owner of CWA
Verne: Thats right young man I am back in the wrasslin buisness
Reporter: And what about Revolution its coming up real soon and the fans want to know who is the number one contender is
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Good evening and welcome to the 2nd episode of FCWF, right here in the city of brotherly love, Philidephia PA.
But already in the ring is a guy who looks in no mood to spread any love is Austin Aries.As many of you may have seen last week, I was robbed of becoming the first ever FCWF champion. And for all you fat Pennyslvanian slobs (boos from crowd) out there who were too lazy to reach over for the remote to change over from American Idol or whatever else passes for "entertainment" nowadays, here's what happened.
cuts to video of Aries' being pinned by Lethal.As you can clearly see, my leg was under the ropes. It proves that Jay Lethal can't beat me, and I DEMAND! that he comes out here right now to give me my rematch
we wait for Lethal to respond, but instead out comesWoah man you gotta chill. Now I know you got beef with my main man Jay Lethal, but he aint here yet, and giving a rematch tonight, that aint my bag baby.
But you can have your rematch in two weeks at a Pay-Per-View called Final Closure.
And you can still do your thang tonight in a little something against Lethal called Beat The Clock, with the winner choosing a stipulation for you title match.
Now I gotta go spread the love with some of these lovely Philidelphia ladies. Ooh, have mercy.
Looks like Aries is getting his rematch after all at Final Closure, and if he can win the Beat The Clock Challenge, it would give him a big advantage.
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We come back from commercials and Giant Haystacks is in the ring ready for another opponent to answer his challengeHopefully this week my opponent will be a REAL man, not just some bum you guys dragged in off the street
Approaching the ring, from Raleigh, North Carolina, THE HURRICANE!
The two bell rings and off we go.
Hurricane seems to be trying to hurrislam Haystacks, but can't even reach his neck, and Haystacks shoves him back with one hand, hard enough that he hits the corner buckle.
Haystacks tries to grab Hurricane, but he ducks out of the way and taunts him with an "I'm over here". He repeats this several times, with Haystacks getting both increasingly fustrated, and increasingly tired. Hurricane spots his chance and unleashes with a series a kicks to Haystack's legs. The big man is definitely starting to wobble.
Sensing his chance, Hurricane climbs to the top ropes and goes for a big cross-body.
Big Mistake! Haystacks catches him in mid air and dumps him out of the ring almost in one motion.
The Winner of This Match: GIANT HAYSTACKS
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We go backstage where we see a limo pulling in, and out steps both Jay Lethal and Buddy Rogers. Now back to ringside.
Approaching the ring first is Austin Aries.If I'm going to prove I'm the best, I've got to beat the best, so bring it on
And his opponent, weighing in at 468 pounds, Earthquake
The match begins with Earthquake getting the better of the initial grapples, and keeps Aries grounded for at least two minutes. Earthquake then goes for an irish whip, and follows up with a charge into the corner, but he telegraphed it and Aries counters with an elbow to the face, which he follows up with a snapmare off the top ropes and knocks the big man over. He goes for a pin but only gets a two count and such is the power of Earthquake's kick out that he knocks Aries out of the ring.
Aries grabs a chair and tries to bring it back into the ring but the ref confiscates it, but when the ref's back is turned he catches Earthquake with a low blow. He goes for a pin but again only gets a two count. Earthquake gets to his feet again and when Aries tries to come of the ropes for momentum he gets caught by Earthquake who applies a bearhug (all the while the clock ticking past 5 minutes), which Aries is only barely able to escape from and collapse to the ground in exhaustion. Earthquake mocks him by stepping on top of him (nearly 500lb on top of your chest would have to hurt).
Earthquake senses the end, and starts shaking the ground around Aries, and runs off the ropes to go for the seated splash, but Aries is quick to react and rolls out of the way. He grabs he opportunity to climb the ropes and hit a 450 splash for a 1,2,3 and the win in 6:30.
The Winner of This Match: AUSTIN ARIES
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We go backstage where we have Albert being interviewed
Interviewer:Of all the superstars in the locker room, you've definitely been the quietest. Can we get some indication as to when you'll be making your FCWF debut?
Albert:That Giant Haystacks has been out there the last two weeks, acting like he's the man. But his opponents these last two weeks are nothing compared to me. I know you English guys love your trains with your British Rail, and your trainspotting and all that. But just wait til next week, when the A-Train runs straight over YOU!
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Back in the ring are Kai-En-Tai
Taka:Last week we were robbed of tag team belts because of Mountie. What is this "Cattle Prod"? Your shock your cow? In Japan we massage our cow and have best beef in world.
But last week is gone. Tonight we challenge anyone to face us, to prove once again that we best wrestlers, because we are EVIL!
FunakiIndeed
They wait for an opponent, when out of nowhere comes The Big Bossman with a steel chair, and takes them both out with shots to the head.I am sick to death of seeing these foreigners just strolling in here and stealing the spotlight from us hard-working Americans & Canadians who made this industry what it is. Dey tuk ur jubs! Last week I made those Egyptian nobodies pay, and tonight I'm going to make an example of these Asian lowlifes.
Bossman proceeds to handcuff Taka & Funaki to the ropes, and takes out his nightstick, ready to administer a beatdown.
Suddenly, The Hurricane's music hits, but it's Rosey who comes running down the ramp to make the save
He catches Bossman with a big right hand, and another, and another, and sends him flying with a big body-to-body suplex.
He has Bossman backed into a corner til he gets attacked from behind from The Mountie, but that doesnt last long when TAmasis & Ophidian emerge from the crowd.
Brooklyn Brawler & Test come to the ring too, and join what has become an all-out brawl.
After a couple of minutes a familiar music hits
IT'S CACTUS JACK!!! IT'S CATCUS JACK!!!
He comes out wielding a barbwire bat, and once he hits the ring everyone is quick to clear out.Bossman, you want to fight Kai En-Tai so badly, well you can do it next week in a handicap match. With you and an tag partner of your choosing, taking on Taka, Funaki, and Rosey.
Oh, and by the way, it'll be one of my favorite types of match, Hell In A Cell!
Bossman leaves while pointing to the still handcuffed Kai-En-Tai with hit nightstick, we can't hear what he's saying, but I'm sure he's planning to cause some major pain next week in Hell In A Cell
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We come back from ads, ready for our main event of the evening and part two of the Beat The Clock Challenge, with Jay Lethal having a time of 6:30 to beat.
Suddenly Ric Flair's music hits. But he's not on the FCWF roster!
Out comes Jay Lethal, accompanied by the original 'Nature Boy', Buddy Rogers. They are both stylin' and profilin'.
Buddy grabs a chair and positions it right in from of the announce table, he wants to get a good view of this match. Lethal in the mentime is in the ring playing to the crowd, with Flair's customary strutting, elbow/knee drops, and shouting "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", with the crowd joining in.
And his opponent, The Brooklyn Brawler. Looks like Lethal has definitely been given the easier match.
The bell rings and the match is underway.
The two grapple up, and Lethal gets the better of it, apply a wristlock. Brawler counters with a couple of back elbows, and follows it up with a series of blows to the back of Lethal. He taunts the crowd and gets major heat.
Brawler picks up lethal and whips him into the corner and goes to follow up with a shot to the head. Lethal blocks it and grabs Brawler, showing him into the corner. He hit Brawler with a series of chops to the chest, each one getting a "WOOOOOOOO!" in response from the crowd.
He grabs Brawler's head, and hits a snap suplex. He goes for a pin, and brawler just about kicks out at two.
He starts again with the Flair-esque strut, and goes to hit a jumping knee drop, but Brawler rolls out of the way. Brawler follows up with a series of stomps to Lethal, when Buddy Rogers gets up out of his chair.
He climbs up onto the apron, and the referee is distracted trying to get him back down. Brawler goes to pick up Lethal, but Lethal catches him with a low blow.
Lethal climbs to the top ropes, but Rogers signals to him not to. Lethal grabs Brawler's leg and looks back towards Rogers. He gives the thumbs up, and in true Caesar style turns it into a thumbs down. Lethal locks in the figure-4 leglock, and Brawler has no option but to tap out.
There's only a little over 3 minutes on the clock, Lethal has won the Beat The Clock Challenge.
The Winner Of This Match: Jay Lethal
Buddy Rogers joins Lethal in the ring, to raise is arm, and then proceeds to hand him the mike.I've chosen the stipulation for my title defence at Final Closure.
I want Mick Foley to be the Special Guest Referee.
That comes as no surprise, he was given a much easier match by Foley (or was it Dude Love? or was it Cactus Jack?)
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Welcome to BWA Raw!
As we hit the airways the announce team are full of talk about the goings on from last week and what we can expect this week, they also point out that we are coming to you live tonight from Mexico City.. It would seem one thing they were yet to mention will start us off tonight though as Rey Mysterio's music hits and the biggest little man in the BWA makes his way out to the ring. Will he explain his unprovoked attack on Mil Mascaras from last week?
As Rey comes down to the ring the Mexican audience seem split on him. He is getting boos and cheers as he emerges and there is also a very vocal "Mil Mascaras" chant.Rey: All week people have been asking me, Rey why did you do it? why did you attack Mil Mascaras? They have told me that they have lost respect for me because of this. You know what I say to them.... bullsh!t.
They never respected me. When I won the world title, to my face they cheered but behind my back all that could be heard was that I only got the title as a tribute to Eddie Guerrero, that I was not the best, that my title reign was a joke. Hell even 2 weeks ago when I had just debuted here in the BWA one of the co-GMs said he was going to sign a bigger Mexican superstar the very next week. Just like all of you out there he showed me nothing but disrespect. I am not only the greatest Mexican wrestler in the BWA but the greatest of all time and I will prove this. Mascaras get out here now, cos im challenging you! 1 on 1 at No Way Out. Lets see who is the greatest...
He waits for an answer but it doesent come from the expected source as coming out from the back instead is co GM of BWA Raw Gorilla MonsoonMonsoon: Rey... Will you stop! yes we know John Lauriniatis made a mistake but thats what that guy does. He laid his hand on me last week for example and trust me that was a mistake. However there is one thing I know we agree on and thats that you dont make the matches here we do and we have already booked your match for BWA No Way Out.
It will be you vs Mil Mascaras (Mysterio looks pleased but Monsoon isnt finished yet)... vs This man
As he says that he turns to head to the back and the lights in the arena dim. Suddenly blue smoke starts to come from the stage and ringposts as a image appears on the screen, that of a Blue mask. Mysterio looks confused at first but quickly he seems to realise what this means and a look of dread comes across his face. Suddenly the lid is lifted off the arena and the fans go wild as Blue Demon appears from the smoke standing behind Rey in the ring. When he notices him Rey shakes his head in disbelief and backs out of the ring. Blue Demon strikes a dramatic pose point at him as he backs up the ramp and the announcers say Rey doesent want anything to do with him. They wont get to see a physical confrontation between these two tonight but the fans dont care, Blue Demon has arrived in the BWA!
We head backstage where John Laurinitis is talking to the worlds greatest tag team Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. He tells them that he is going to give them the tag team titles match versus Hayabusa & Masato Tanaka at No Way Out but says that he doesent exactly agree with the methods they have been using recently. He also informs them that he has given the tag champs the night off tonight so that they can recouperate from the attacks from the WGTT and be 100% before No Way Out. Just as Benjamin trys to speak out against this decision Big Johnny says as VP of talent relations he knows how to appease them and says that he will offer them a chance, saying that if they win their match tonight they can name the stipulation for their match at the PPV. They now look pleased as Kenta Kobashi enters the room and Lauriniatis ushers them out saying he wanted to watch tonights opening contest. On their way out Haas suggests it will be a good one.
Opener: Mil Mascaras vs Dan "The Beast" Severn
Mascaras is impressive in the early goings of this match up while the announcers suggest Severn may not yet be at 100% and is a little slow. Mascaras catches him with a big Vertical suplex and really should take control but allows Severn to recouperate as his attention is drawn to the unexpected arrival of Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas at ringside. Severn takes his chance and gets back into proceeding with a Rear naked choke that he eventually breaks when Mascaras grabs the ropes. Its at this point that the WGTT's involvement in the match escalates with Benjamin giving Mascaras an almightly slap as he clings to the ropes.
One announcer jokes about how it was a slap and not a punch but the other seems more focused on the force behind the hit which in his opinion shows that despite the tag champs having the night off the self proclaimed worlds greatest stable are not stopping their hate campaign towards foreigners.
A little in shock Mascaras turns back towards severn who goes for a big clothesline but the Masked superstar ducks down and its the UFC hall of famer who is sent crashing to the outside due to his momentum. Benjamin & Haas help him to his feet outside but he seems to shrug them off. He does this just in time as Mascaras this time not waiting around takes this opportunity and performes a suicide dive. He takes out Benjamin and Haas but narrowly misses Severn who rolls back into the ring. Mascaras it seems hurts himself in doing this though and as a result fails to make a ten count which the ref has already started.
Winners by countout: Dan Severn
Haas and Benjamin now back to their feet start stomping on Mascaras. They stop temporarily as Severn comes up to the two of them but he just shakes his head and heads to the back as the attack continues. Eventually BWA officials get them to stop and they head to the back acting like they and not Severn had just won the match.
Backstage we are brought to an Interview with both Gorilla Monsson & Killer KowalskiKowalski: Last week I went one on one with the man I trained, the man who now calls himself the Game HHH and you know what... I lost a little respect for him. He has grown arrogant and devious. The man I trained would never stoop to using distraction tactics and low blows to get a win. A true champion figths with honour and Hunter, thats something I just dont see in you anymore and thats why at BWA No Way Out I will be in Bryan Danielson's corner.
Monsoon: Well you wont physically Killer. He has your support but...
Kowalski: Your right there is someone else in the BWA that needs to be taught a lesson in respect and im the man to do it. Last week while the crowd chanted youve still got it, 1 thought kept crossing my mind, a match infact. Me, Killer Kowalski vs Kenta Kobashi! you think your a big man attacking trainees, well how about a real fight?
Monsoon: So how about it Johnny boy? your errand boy vs the head trainer of the BWA academy and wrestling legend Killer Kowalski... have we got a match?
Match 2: Rey Mysterio vs Muhammad Hassan
This one starts rather tentativley with a lot of arm drags and counters but Muhammad Hassan seems to have the early advantage as he catches Mysterio with two snap suplexes. He then prepares to go for his camel clutch when Jeff Jarett's Music plays and the man who loves describing himself as an American hero comes down to the ring. Mysterio uses this to turn Hassan's Camel Clutch attempt into an inside cradel and gets a very close 2 count. The crowd are getting very vocal now as Rey begins to get on top hitting a headscissors takedown. Fan favourite Hassan is struggling and with his rival Jarrett at ringside and Mysterio's recent attitude change the crowd seem really worried and when Mysterio takes advantage of the ref being distracted (warning Jarrett not to get involved) and rakes Hassan in the eyes before hitting him with a dose of green mist the crowd are livid. Hassan is left stumbling around and after a Mysterio kick to his head he drops onto the bottom rope which of course leads Rey to diall it up and go for the 619 which he connects. Then much to the crowds annoyance but Jarrett's liking a West coast pop follows from Rey who gets the win as a result.
Winner: Rey Mysterio
Rey celebrates as he heads to the back while Hassan wipes his eyes clean of the mist to see Jarrett laughing histerically at him as he exits to the backstage area. A look of rage flashes across Hassan's face as he jumps the ropes and charges towards the back himself in pursuit.
*Commercial Break which culminates by mentioning breaking news on the new look BWA.com website*
Backstage Muhammad Hassan who is still searching for Jarrett and clearly still enraged bumps into John Lauriniatis. He tells Hassan to calm down and tells him in his role as interm co GM of BWA Raw he has made a match for BWA No Way Out. Muhammad Hassan vs Jeff Jarrett for the Intercontinental title. Hassan looks a little more pleased as Johnny continues down the hallway and as the announcers point out, he seems to be heading out towards the staging area.
Moments later Lauriniatis emreges onto the stage Microphone in hand and with Kenta Kobashi by his side.Johnny: thank you, thank you (despite the crowd reaction being primarily negative), I know all of you appreciate the hard work I do here not only as the VP of talent relations but also as the interm co GM of BWA Raw. I also know that you rely on me to make you the biggest and best matches and with that in mind I would like to accept on behalf of my good friend here [pats Kobashi on the shoulder to no reaction from Kenta] Gorilla Monsoons proposal. Kobashi vs Kowalski will take place at No Way Out! but Monsoon why not make things interesting. If your buddy Kowalski hasnt still got it and Kobashi defeats him I demand you resign from your co GM position. Kowalski and you Monsoon have one thing in common... you're time is up
Lauriniatis then says he doesent want to interupt proceeding any longer and delay the beginning of another great match presented to you by his decree and he and Kobashi head to the back. Momens later the entrance themes begin to play for our next match up. As they make their way out the announcers talk about how Big Johnny didnt mention that one of these men is extremely pissed off tonight as he has just found out he will have to wait till next week to see who has answerd his PPV deathmatch challenge. That man of course is Necro Butcher
Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin vs Killer Kowalski & Necro Butcher
Kowalski starts this one off against Charlie Haas and really takes it to his younger competitor and after a number of impressive dropkicks Haas is lucky to be able to tag in Benjamin who comes in hot and surprises Kowalski by first catching him with a diving clothesline and then countering Kowalski's attempt at a clothesline with a Somoan drop. Killer gets to his feet quickly but hes in the wrong corner and is caught by a slap mimicing Benjamin earlier in the night from Haas in the corner. The ref repremands him but Benjamins offense continues and Kowalski is hit with a german suplex pin attempt which he kicks out of at 2. As Benjamin is picking the downed Kowalski back up to go for another move however Killer catches him Kowalski Claw Vice grip. Unfortunatley though he is once again to close to Benjamins corner and a swift kick from Haas forces the hold to be broken.
Once again the ref gets in Haas's face but no action is taken against the team. As the announcers point out though Kowalski partner cannot accept this though and as we see he has jumped down off the ring apron and is routing around under the ring for something. Kowalski having fought back to his feet now tries to tag in his partner only to find out he is nowhere to be seen and as he turns around Benjamin hit s a superkick on him before tagging in Haas. One announcer suggests that maybe Kowalski has lost a step since taking his role as head trainer of the BWA academy when suddenly the other starts screaming about Necro Butcher who suddenly arrives in the ring carrying with him a 2 x 4 pierced with numerous nails. Kowalski is in total shock as is the ref but the latter is soon drawn to action as Necro Butcher swings the weapon and catches Hass on the shoulder.
Winner by DQ: Haas & Benjamin
Kowalski is trying to calm Necro Butcher down but he is swarmed by sceurity personal and taken away. This major distraction also allows Kenta Kobashi to re-emerge this time coming out from the crowd unnoticed and attacking Kowalski from behind knocking him head first into the ring steps. He then stomps on him for a good minute before some extra security with some of those who had been seing to Necro Butcher came back out to interupt to assualt although the announcers speculate that perhaps Kobashi had already achieved his wish here tonight and softened up his PPV opponent.
We head backstage and to an interview with Bryan Danielson who is asked about being in tonights main event.Interviewer: Last week main event saw how HHH proved himself to make official their match for the BWA world title, do you intend to make a statement to HHH in tonights main event Bryan?
Danielson: All HHH proved last week is that he wil do anything to try and win that match at No Way Out even using underhanded tactics against a man he once claimed he loved in his former trainer Killer Kowalski.
In my match tonight you will see how a true champion acts. I will show the great fans of Mexico city the honour that should go hand in hand with being BWA champion, I will show my opponent the respect he deserves and I will show hunter why I am the best wrestler in the world today! if thats the statement you are looking for then look no further
elsewhere backstage we see Jeff Jarrett being interviewed before his main event match tonight by Josh Matthews:Matthews firstly asks him considering his anti anyone American ideals why Rey Mysterio was not also targetted along with Hassan earlier tonight.
JJ: Isn't Rey form California? anyway that doesent matter who are you to question the American hero Jeff Jarrett? Hassan didnt like what I had to say about him and decided to get involved in my affairs last week so just like I'll do at No Way Out, I beat some sense into that rag head here tonight, but im not finished o no. I've got a much bigger message to spread than that starting next when I defeat one of the men that will challenge for the BWA world title at No Way Out, something I should be doing. Then next week you will see that my message is being heard as I introduce to you the 4th member of the Worlds Greatest Stable.
Jarrett laughs to himself and heads out of shot as we return to ringside and get ready for our main event.
It seems a little extra spice is being added to it as just like Danielson did last week Triple H comes out to quite a reaction and joins the commentary team.
Hunter is obviously focussing his commentary on Danielson in this one and repeatidly makes statements about how Danielson isnt a star and should stick to the indie circuit claiming he will show him up at No Way Out.
Main Event: Bryan Danielson vs Jeff Jarrett
As this match begins we are told that Gorilla Monsoon angered by the finishes in matches thus far has said that if anyone gets physically involved in tonights main event they will be taken off the BWA No Way Out Card. Despite this warning Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin have still accompanied Jarett out to the ring.
This starts out a very even contest with both men trading first dropkicks then submission manuevers. Firstly Jarett with a sleeper hold then after Danielson wriggles free he gets double J in an indian deathlock which Jarett in turn escapes from. The announcers comment that although he seems a step ahead of Jarrett most of the time Danielson seems to keep dropping his focus wondering if perhaps Hunter, Haas & Benjamin's presence at ringside was playing on his mind. It becomes clear however that it is after he counters a Jarrett suplex attempt into his patented LeBell Lock but break the hold himself as Benjamin jumps up onto the ring apron next to them. The ref shoos him away reminding him that if he gets physically involved in the match up there will be concequences but Jarrett still can take advantage and once again gets Danielson in a sleeper hold. Jarrett quickly tranistions this though into a forward russian legdrop and slams Danielson on the mat.
HHH talks about how he would never take his eye off the prize like that as he showed in last weeks main event then as Jarrett goes for a Figure-four leglock. Danielson is wirthing in pain and has Haas and Benjamin screaming in his face telling him to tap but he refuses and after what seems like around 30 seconds struggling he finaly reaches the ropes and the hold is released. The announcers now wonder if the damage has already been done as Jarett looking o so pleased with himself drags Danielson back into the ring and applies the hold again. Its a struggle this time to lock it in properly though and eventually Jarrett releases. Both men then trade right hands as they get back to their feet as the fans chant for Danielson. Jarett catches him off guard with a left though before going for a suplex but as he tries to lift danielson up, Bryan reserves it and catches the self proclaimed worlds greatest stables leader with a suplex of his own, this time a Dragon suplex. Suddenly its like a spark has lit up inside Danielson as if he like the annoncers seem to remember he is "The American Dragon". A flurry of European uppercuts follow as he grows in confidence and after a highly impressive roundhouse kick to Jarrett's temple he clearly thinks he can finish this one as evident by his going for his Cattle Mutilation Bridging grounded double chickenwing finisher. Again Benjamin and this time Haas jump up onto the ring apron but now Danielson ignores their attempts to distract him and eventually Jarrett is forced to tap.
Winner: Bryan Danielson
Danielson wants to celebrate a win that has seemingly even impressed HHH altough he does not answer the announcer who puts the question to him but from the moment the bell was sounded Benjamin & Haas had entered the ring and assualted him backing up their leader double J who soon got to his feet and joined the 3 on 1 asault. After about a minute though when the crowd had really begun to get on their backs and Danielson had already taken quite a beating (while HHH just watched on) Muhammad Hussan, Masato Tanaka & Hayabusa come charging down the ramp. The crowd go wild as they go toe to toe with the self proclaimed worlds greatest stable and eventually send them 1 by 1 crashing to the outside. The three heels then try to escape but Hassan and co are on them quickly and chase them through the crowd much to the fans amusement.
Suddenly the focus is returned to ringside however as Triple H leaves the announce table and gets into the ring. Danielson is just groggily trying to get to his feet at this stage and despite all his efforts tonight the big statement isnt from him as the show closes instead its that of HHH as the game gives him an almighty pedigree.
After the show the place to be seems to BWA.com as the place is flooded with hits following footage being posted of a supposed secret meeting between BWA chairman Bounty Hunter and the heads of both Monday Night Grappling & WECEF. It seems the card for the upcoming tri-branded PPV live from the Hanoi Hilton in Viat Nam is the topic under discussion and message boards are already going wild with talk of CM Punk vs Bryan Danieslon, HBK & Danielson in a mentor/pupil encounter or a potential DX reunion among other possibilities
BWA Roster 2012:
Triple H
Bryan Danielson
Kenta Kobashi
Mil Mascaras
Killer Kowalski
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Jarett
Muhammad Hussan
Gorilla Monsoon
Shelton Benjamin
Charlie Haas
John Laurenaitis
Masato Tanaka
Hayabusa
Necro Butcher
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Commentator – Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to the Spongezone for another season of Spongey Wrestling Entertainment. We have assembled a top quality group of wrestlers ready to entertain the SWE universe and with Spongemania II coming up in a few short weeks we are bound to have a few exciting live shows to look forward to. It looks like we’re going to start with the co-owner and GM of SWE, Stephanie McMahon.
In the ring
Stephanie McMahon comes out the ring to address the SWE universe. She is enthusiastic and announces that as expected Bob Backlund would defend his SWE Heavyweight Championship in the main event. She also announces that the challenger would be decided by a Beat The Clock challenge whereby the quickest winner of the three matches in the challenge would be the challenger for theSWE Heavyweight Championship.
Match: Beat The Clock Challenge Tito Santana vs Wade Barrett
Wade Barrett comes out to the ring accompanied by Drew McIntyre, the newly crowned SWE Interprovincial champion. Out comes Tito Santana to a huge applause. He rushes to the ring and the trio quickly retreat. Barrett slowly gets back in the ring and the match starts. It starts off slowly with both wrestlers applying holds and countering them. The momentum swings towards Barrett after Santana attempts to come off the ropes but has his foot grabbed by McIntyre unseen by the ref. This distraction allows Barrett to take control and slowly beats Santana down. Thinking he has the match won he raises Santana over his shoulders ready for his Wastleland finisher but Santana elbows Barrett and escapes it and dropkicks Barrett. This leaves both wrestlers on the mat and while McIntyre is urging Barrett to get up, Santana is first up and starts unleashing his high tempo offense first with a diving clothesline and then with a running crossbody. Barrett does not know what happened and before he knows it Santana hits him with his finisher, the flying forearm smash. Santana goes for the pin but McIntyre places Barrett’s foot on the ropes and this stops the count. Santana is not happy and remonstrates outside the ring with McIntyre. The ref intervenes and ushers McIntyre away. This allows Barrett to hit Santana from behind, throw him back in the ring to allow him to hit the Wastleland on Santana and the ref slides back in the ring to count the 1-2-3. Winner: Wade Barrett in a time of 9 minutes and 37 seconds.
Wade Barrett grabs to mic to address the crowd. He introduces himself as a proud resident of the greatest country in the world, Great Britain. He says that Great Britain were the biggest empire in the world and once ruled over Ireland who he claims is a sham of a country. The crowd are angry and boo and throw plastic bottles at the ring. He says that he will win the SWE Heavyweight championship to add to Drew’s interprovincial title and the promotion will have no choice but to meet our demands and move to England where the greatest wrestling fans are and the world will be great once again. Barrett and McIntyre go to head back up the ramp when the Godfather comes out and has a referee with him. He’s looking to challenge Drew McIntyre for the SWE Interprovincial championship. However McIntyre has other ideas and quickly escapes through the crowd to avoid the match. The crowd don’t like this and even throw a few punches at McIntyre as he is escaping.
Backstage/In the Ring
We see a door with APA written on it. We go inside and see a table with Faarooq drinking beer and playing cards with what appears to be a mannequin dressed up as Bradshaw. He’s well on it and seems to be having a conversation with the mannequin. It seems like Faarooq can’t let go of former glories when they were a success as the Acolyte Protection Agency. Bradshaw’s life has gone up since those days but Faarooq’s life seems to be worse than ever.
There is a knock on the door and in comes Jamie Noble. In his best redneck accent he says that he’s come into a bit of money and needs a bodyguard. Faarooq stumbles out of his chair and slurs that he and his partner are happy to help. Noble looks at him oddly as if what partner? Noble makes his way to the ring to address the SWE universe. Faarooq stumbles drunkenly behind him still drinking his can of beer.
Noble grabs the mic in the ring and introduces himself as Jamie Noble and that he has come into a lot of money when he won $1,000 in the US lottery (the crowd laugh). He says its time for him to live the life of luxury and has hired the best protection money can buy to keep all you thieving bastards from robbing his fortune. The crowd boo and laugh at the same time. Noble further adds that he intends to challenge the holder of the SWE Interprovincial Championship right here next week.
Match: Beat The Clock Challenge ‘The Pope’ D’Angelo Dinero vs Pat Patterson
The Pope D’Angelo Dinero comes out to the ring. Just as he reaches the ring he stretches both hands in the air and lots of €20 notes start falling from the ceiling. The crowd go manic and grab all the notes as they fall. Pat Patterson comes out and looks like he means business. The crowd don’t like Patterson and boo accordingly.
The match starts slowly with Patterson avoiding grappling with Pope at every opportunity even taking a few breathers outside the ring. His tactics seem strange as time is crucial in this match. Pope starts getting impatient and chases Patterson around the ring and as he slides in the ring Patterson is there to start stomping on Pope. This starts a slow and methodical beat down of Pope and the seconds are ticking away. The Pope is helpless but Patterson can’t get the pinfall. Patterson gives out to the ref about the close calls. He goes to pick up Pope for more punishment but Pope counters with a double knee facebreaker which stuns Patterson enough for Pope to get the pinfall. Patterson can’t believe it and looks up at the clock to see that Dinero got the win with seconds to spare. Winner: ‘The Pope’ D’Angelo Dinero in a time of 9 minutes and 15 seconds.
Backstage
D’Lo Brown and the Godfather are talking backstage. The Godfather notes that it was sad to see Faarooq the way he was. D’Lo Brown agrees and says he can’t let go of the past. Bradshaw was able to move on to better things but Faarooq can’t. Brown suggests that they reform the Nation of Domination to help Faarooq. The Godfather immediately pours cold water on that idea by saying he did not want racial stereotypes to come into the SWE. He then grabs his pimp suit and says his goodbyes to Brown to take care of his pimp bu’ness
Match: Beat The Clock Challenge ‘Macho Man Randy Savage vs Finlay
Macho Man comes out to great applause. The SWE universe recognises the legend that is coming down to the ring. Macho Man waits in the ring and there is silence. The long wait is over when a voice fills the arena “My name is Finlay and I love to fight” The crowd go ballistic, an Irishman, one of their own is coming to the ring with his shillelagh in hand. The bell rings and both men go at it. Finlay takes the physical approach and Macho Man is very technical in his approach. The momentum swings both ways until the hard hits take their toll on Savage and Finlay has control. Finlay has Savage set up for a Celtic Cross and the crowd sense that they are one step closer to an Irish champion. Savage reverses it and takes the offensive as the clock reaches two minutes to go. Savage attempts a few quick pinfalls but Finlay easily kicks out. Savage gets Finlay into a piledriver and Finlay is motionless in the ring. Savage looks at the clock and sees 30 seconds left, points to the top turnbuckle and the crowd cheer. Savage gets up onto the top rope and a diving elbow drop later is pinning Finlay for the win with 7 seconds left on the clock. Macho Man wins the Beat The Clock Challenge and advances to a SWE Heavyweight Championship match against Bob Backlund later tonight. Savage helps Finlay up, shakes hands with him and raises his hand in acknowledgment of a great effort. The crowd love this gesture. Winner: Macho Man Randy Savage in a time of 9 minutes and 8 seconds.
Stephanie McMahon’s Office
Macho Man Randy Savage comes in to see Stephanie bent over a desk working. Savage admires the view and lets out an “ooh yeahhh”. Stephanie turns around. Savage thanks her for the title opportunity and asks her out after the show. Stephanie is flattered but turns him down. Savage leaves and bumps into D’Angelo Dinero on his way out. Savage compliments Dinero on his shades. Dinero does likewise. Stephanie thanks Dinero for coming and congratulates him on his match earlier. Stephanie asks if there is anything she can do for him. Dinero comments that he would not mind a title shot at the SWE Heavyweight champion next week. Stephanie confirms it and says to Dinero that there is things he can do to her in return. She closes the door for privacy.
Match: D’Lo Brown vs Rick ‘The Model’ Martel
Both wrestlers are in the ring ready to get the match started when music starts and out comes Kane. Both wrestlers are stunned and turn to face Kane as he’s coming down the ramp. He gets in the ring and both D’Lo and Martel attack Kane. Kane quickly brushes them off and beats the two men down. He gives both men a choke slam and the two are laying motionless in the ring. Martel manages to roll out of the ring but Brown is not so lucky. Kane gives Brown another choke slam and finishes him off with a tombstone piledriver. Kane raises his arms and quickly slams them down and the four corners light up in flames. Result: No Contest
Backstage
SWE Heavyweight champion Bob Backlund is backstage being interviewed. Backlund is asked what his feelings were on the main event title match. “How do you think I feel? I’m just after finding out who my opponent is, do you think that’s fair? It is becoming clear that this company does not respect my ability but they won’t take this championship away from me without a fight.” And Backlund storms off.
Main Event: SWE Heavyweight Champion Bob Backlund vs Macho Man Randy Savage
Macho Man receives a huge welcome to the ring after his performance earlier in the night against Finlay. Backlund comes to ring with intent, obviously not happy about having to defend his championship. Backlund starts off better continually trying to score a quick pinfall or apply a submission move but Savage escapes each attempt easily enough. Savage takes advantage of a Backlund mistake and has control of the match. Backlund is lying down on the mat and Savage goes to the top rope ready for his signature elbow drop. However in mid air Backlund rolls out of the way. Backlund sees his opportunity and tries to apply the cross face chicken wing on Savage. Savage squirms about and manages to reach the ropes before it could be locked in. The ref attempts to break up the hold which Backlund reluctantly does and starts to complain to the ref for having to break it up. His back is turned to Savage who sneaks up behind him, rolls him up, grabs his tights for extra leverage and the ref counts 1-2-3. The crowd go wild in celebration. Winner and new SWE Heavyweight Champion: Macho Man Randy Savage.
Macho Man leaves the arena with the championship and Backlund is in the ring still complaining to the ref. The complaining is shortlived as music fills the arena. The titantron comes on and it’s Goldberg and he is walking. Backlund is confused and is pointing towards the screen wondering what the hell is goin on.. Fireworks appear on the stage and out comes Goldberg who makes his way down to the ring. He has a mic with him and says “So Backlund, do you want to know who’s next?” The crowd shout “Who’s next?” Goldberg replies “You are” drops the mic and rushes towards Backlund and spears him. Backlund writhes around in agony as Goldberg acknowledges the cheers of the crowd and walks back up the ramp.
THE END
PS. The anti-Irish views of SWE superstar Wade Barrett do not represent the views of the SWE and its co-owner Mr Spongey who is and will always be a proud Irishman
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Previously on MNG...- Shawn Michaels brought back the old HBK after old pal Ricky Morton opened the Pandora's Box. What has HBK got in store tonight?
- Konnan became the MNG Legends Champ eliminating Nick Bockwinkel in a battle royal.
- Ultimate Warrior debuted and chased away Batista. What will he have to say tonight?
Fireworks go off from the Tokyo Dome, Japan for the first ever MNG show here.Commentary: We are here in Japan and we are told that finally at long last HBK vs Misawa will finally be made official for Grapplemania. Also 3 tag teams meet for a chance to face the Midnight Express for the tag titles at the PPV.
Jim Cornette is in the ring with some interpreters and he looks very happy.
Cornette says last week Michaels looked to have put his problems behind him and thanked Ricky Morton for bringing out the old HBK. He says things are looking up and added agreement with BWA and WECWF on a triple threat supershow looks to be close. Cornette said by destroying those rivals and bringing back HBK, things were looking up for him.
Cornette then introduced Manami Toyota to a huge ovation. She spoke in Japanese and through interpreters we learned that she vowed to take the women's title from Trish at the PPV. Cornette then introduced Trish who got a great reaction from the men in the audience. Toyota extended her hand and after some hesitation Trish shook it. Cornette then announced Toyota would see action right now against the newly signed...Mickie James!
Match - Manami Toyota vs Mickie James
A first ever match-up between these ladies. During the match we saw a pre-recorded clip from earlier with Mickie saying she hoped a win would put her in the title frame. Trish sat and watched the match from ringside. This was a great back-and-forth match which went twenty minutes with Toyota finally picking up the win with a spike piledriver.
Winner: Manami Toyota
Trish nodded in respect at Toyota's performance and afterwards Mickie shook hands with Toyota. Suddenly the face of Aja Kong appeared on screen to a big pop from the fans.
Kong spoke in Japanese first and the crowd went 'ohhhhh' as Toyota looked concerned. Trish and Mickie looked confused, then Aja spoke in English and said she was coming for Mickie James. As the camera panned away we could see Kong wearing a Mickie James t-shirt sitting in a room filled with pictures of Mickie.
Commentary: What kind of sick woman is this and what does she want with Mickie James?*backstage we see the New Rockers Marty Jannetty and Al Snow but Jannetty doesn't look happy*
Al: Come on Marty cheer up. We've got a tag team title shot tonight. I'm happy and so is she (he holds up head).
Marty: Listen Al. I hated this dumb gimmick the last time I did it with you and I didn't expect to be doing this sh*t again.
Al: Marty you walked out on this gimmick 15 years ago and I had to struggle on alone to make it after that. You owe me, Marty.
(Al walks off and Marty looks on not too pleased. We then hear a cough in the background..it's Shawn Michaels.
Michaels asks Jannetty if he is gonna let Snow talk to him like that. He tells Jannetty he has a hell of a party lined up and if Marty wants to reunite the real Rockers and party like old times he has to ditch the dead wood.
Jannetty says HBK isn't afraid of making enemies especially since half the roster wants to tear his head off after what he did last week. Michaels says he has assurances from the owner no one can touch him and if he thinks he's hated now wait until later on tonight as he vowed to drop a bombshell that would shake the industry to its core...
Match 2 : Batista vs local talent
The local from Tokyo was quickly done away with by an angry Batista. He finished the young man off with a spinebuster followed by the Batista Bomb.
Winner: Batista
Batista grabbed a mic afterwards and said he wasn't afraid of Warrior. He called him out.
A video package then appears on the titantron showing Batista destroying stars from his career - Cena, Taker, HHH, and so on. As the video ends the camera pulls back to show Warrior staring at a screen backstage. He turns away and looks into the camera.
Warrior: You...Dave Bow-teeesta. You....are an uncaged animal (he moves back and forth)
You Dave Bow-teeesta...are an animal unleashed that devours his prey but I...Dave Bowteeeesta....I AM NOT YOUR PREY! THE WARRIOR GETS HIS POWER FROM THAT WHICH YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND! WHEN THAT WHICH IS BEING UNCIRCLED STANDS IN THE SHADOWS BEDECKED IN ITS CAMOUFLAGE THEN...AND ONLY THEN...WILL THE HUNTER REALISE THAT HE - HE IS THE ONE THAT HAS BECOME THE HUNTED.
WHEN YOU DAVE BOWTEEESTA FACE OFF AGAINST THIS WARRIOR...THE POWERS OF ALL THE WARRIORS FLOATING IN MY VEINS WILL SHADOW MY WEAKNESSES, CAMOUFLAGE MY EXPOSURE AND ENSURE YOUR FINAL END AT THE HANDS OF THE LAST ONE LEFT - THE ULTIMATE WARRRRRYAAAAAGHHHHHH!
THERE WILL BE NO HIDING PLACE FOR US. THERE WILL BE NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN. YOU, ME, NO DQ MATCH AND AT GRAPPLEMANIAAAAAA. THE HUNTER BECOMES THE HUNTED
AAAAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Batista looks on dumbfounded as the message ends and he mouths bring it on.
An MNG interviewer runs up to Warrior and announces that there are rumours Warrior and Batista will be teaming up at the triple promotion supershow and that Iron Sheik might be involved. He asks Warrior what he thinks...
THE WARRIOR FEARS NO ANIMAL - AND THE WARRIOR FEARS NEITHER THE MADNESS OF THE SHEIK. IF SHEIK WANTS TO TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL BROTHER - THE POWER OF THE WARRIORS WILL CARRY ME THROUGH AND WHEN I GO TO THAT OTHER LEVEL BROTHER - IT WILL BE INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE...YAAAARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!Commentary: Our Japanese fans don't understand a word that's just been said but if its any consolation our English speaking audience likely didn't either.
Backstage we see Konnan with his MNG Legends Title.
Bockwinkel approaches and holds up his unified WECWF Legends Title and says he should be the MNG Legends champ as well. Konnan says that belt is so last year and asks if he's so classy why didn't he return the belt to its rightful organisation. Bockwinkel says if they want it they can try to take it back at the supershow.
Bockwinkel's partner Ray Stevens enters and says they need to concentrate on the tag match. He warns Konnan he could cripple him like he nearly crippled RNR's Robert Gibson two weeks ago. Suddenly Gibson jumps Stevens and a big melee breaks out and they brawl to the ring so the match gets under way.
Match: Rock 'n' Roll Express vs Bockwinkel & Stevens vs The New Rockers (Tag Team elimination match to determine number 1 contenders for tag titles)
Al Snow came out but Jannetty wasn't there. Snow looked pissed off. The tag champs the Midnight Express were watching everything on a monitor backstage.
The match was pretty chaotic with many blind tags. Gibson nearly got dq'd as he went after revenge on Stevens. Poor Al looked like he was done for as Bockwinkel and Stevens focused on him. Suddenly Jannetty came down as the fans cheered. He got on the apron and as Al made the tag to a big pop - Jannetty entered - then turned and began beating on Snow!
Jannetty hit a piledriver on Snow and then made the tag on his unconscious partner before storming off. 'Screw this sh*t' he shouted.
Bockwinkel made the pin for an easy elimination as we were down to the final teams.
The New Rockers are eliminated
The RNR and Stevens and Bockwinkel put on a tag team clinic for the appreciative Japanese audience for the next 20 minutes. The finish saw Morton jumping to the outside on Bockwinkel as they brawled on the floor. With Stevens distracted by this, Gibson got the shoulder slide on Stevens for a 1-2-3 victory.
Winners and number 1 contenders: The Rock 'n' Roll ExpressCommentary: So Gibson gets revenge on the man who tried to cripple him and the RNR will meet the Midnight Express on the biggest stage either have ever competed in.
The Midnight Express looked disappointed backstage that they would now face their old rivals for the gold.
Afterwards a demented Ray Stevens gave a piledriver to the referee and screamed he was the crippler and he'll cripple anyone who gets in his way. Cornette found Stevens backstage and told him many are scared to face him at Grapplemania as they think he's a maniac, but that the final draft pick will be Steven's opponent and he might be surprised who it turns out to be. Cornette then left for the contract signing...
Main Event: Contract signing for HBK vs Misawa
The ring was filled with flowers and a Japanese and US flag. It was being billed as the greatest from Japan vs the greatest from America. Jim Cornette appeared and stressed how relieved he was for the sake of his job that this match will go ahead. He then introduced to the audience the return of...Shawn Michaels!
Michaels came out wearing some skimpy shorts and strutted around as the girls in the crowd screamed for him. The mood changed dramatically however as Michaels entered the ring, took off his shirt and began rubbing the flowers all over his body.
The Japanese fans didn't know how to react to this. Cornette tried to settle him down but Michaels then grabbed the Japanese flag and began humping it like he did to the Canadian flag in 1997. Some Japanese fans stood up, shocked at this show of disrespect that were not used to. Michaels stuck the flag up his nose and began goofing around in an obnoxious manner.
*Misawa's music then hit*
Misawa entered the ring and was shocked at what he was seeing. He began arguing with Cornette. Through his interpreters it was explained to Michaels that Misawa was happy the match would happen but was confused by HBK's new attitude. Michaels began making silly faces to all this.
Misawa went on to say he was hurt by this as he believed the business was about honour.
Michaels took out a hankee that had Misawa's face on it and began blowing his nose in an OTT manner pretending he was sobbing...Michaels eventually grabbed a mic.HBK: Enough with the hero stuff. Make sure you interpreters here me loud and clear here. The guy who told you he respected you two weeks ago is gone. That guy was a phony and a liar. I am the most real thing on TV Misawa and I'm here to tell you this - I don't respect you. I don't respect your country. I don't respect your people. You might think you are the best in the biz but brother, believe me, you have never met a performer with as much passion as the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.
HBK: As for you Jim Cornette - my terms are simple. Make the match no interference, no crazy stips. A one-on-one match between us to determine the better man and I'll sign on the dotted line.
Cornette: I know your terms Michaels. You told me them over the phone. It's all in there.
(Michaels claps in a silly sarcastic manner. He signs the papers and Misawa then follows suit.)
Cornette: It's official folks. The biggest match in our company's history will take place at Grapplemania. No interference allowed.
(Cornette goes to shake Michael's hand but Michaels begins laughing hysterically as Cornette and Misawa look on confused.
HBK: Don'tcha just love it when a plan comes together? I'm afraid you just signed away your company's future, Jimbo.
Cornette: What are you talking about?
HBK: Last week before my old pal Ricky Morton reawakened the guy you see before you, I was determined to retire. I had 'lost my smile' once again. And so desperate was the owner of this company to tie up my services for the PPV, that he tried to convince me to stay by offering me a new, shorter contract. One that I then decided to accept. A contract that runs until...Grapplemania.
I guess you have been so busy with this Tokyo show you failed to get the memo. I'm sure the owner has been trying to get a hold of you all week.
Now that my smile is firmly back on my face, unfortunately for you and the owner, I do NOT intend to retire whatsoever. Instead I am gonna do what I stopped Bret Hart from doing in 1997. I will take your World Title and bring it with me to a rival organisation and the only chance you clowns have of stopping me is this guy Misawa beating me in the ring but that just ain't gonna happen bub. You can think of this as the ultimate screwjob.
Cornette: You son of a bitch. You're not taking this title out of here. I'll sue you for everything you've got, you'll see.
HBK: Sue me? Uh aren't you the guy that brought in Nick Bockwinkel with his title from WECWF and had him parade it everywhere? No court will side with a hypocrite Jimbo and besides - there ain't a company in the world that won't want the services of the showstoppa.
I'll be well paid whereever I go. I could go anywhere I want. CWA, FCW, SWE. I could reunite with my good friend Vince McMahon in WECWF. I could finally make that move to HVCW or - and I like this idea a lot - maybe I'll go hook up with my best friend Hunter in BWA. That one would really hurt you wouldn't it Cornette? (he laughs hysterically)
Make no mistake - the Heartbreak Kid is leaving the building for good at Grapplemania and he's walking away with Misawa's World Title.
(Interpreters are relaying all of this to the fans and Misawa who looks on shocked. Michaels walks over to Misawa.
HBK: As for you LEGEND, allow me to tell you how I feel in a language that's universal...
(With that Michaels floors Misawa with some Sweet Chin Music as his music plays. He picks up the title and smiles and begins doing crotch chops to a shocked crowd as Cornette looks on in horror.)
Commentary: My goodness the old HBK is back alright and now he promises to screw this company out of its World Championship. Only Misawa can save us now from the brink of ruin. Damn you Shawn Michaels. Damn you, ya son of a bitch!
The credits roll.Confirmed card for Grapplemania so far:
- Main Event: Shawn Michaels vs Misawa (World Heavyweight Championship)
- Rock N Roll Express vs The Midnight Express (World Tag Titles)
- Ultimate Warrior vs Batista (No DQ match)
- Manami Toyota vs Trish Stratus (Women's Title)
- Ray Stevens vs The Draft # 15 pick
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We open with the 4 horsemen in the ring, Benoit grabs a mic:
I told you tigermask I told you all along, not to come here, I said that it would be bad for you, Now your gonna have to deal with it.
At CWE RAGE THE VERY FIRST CWE PPV It will be Me and You In a ladder match fow MY world heavyweight championship.
Benoit passes the mic to AA.
AA: tonight me and tully are issuing an open challenge to any team to just try....
Lex Luger takes the mic: Lawler tonight youre gonna find out why i am perfection...
we come back from commercial Lex Luger and jerry lawler is in the ring waiting for their opponents in this fatal four way for the tv championship.
out comes KENTA
as the 3 men look for the 4th man Lawler looks nervous,
and the three men in the ring start brawling, Luger takes out Kenta first. Lawler Attacks his back, but Luger dominates him to the mat, allowing Kenta to hit kicks to his face. Now Kenta goes after Lawler, as Luger regains his senses Lawler tries to work over Kenta but he dumps the Champion out of the ring. It’s Kenta and Luger in the ring.
Kenta is in control of the match. Lawler gets on the apron as Kenta drags him into the ring and hits offense on him. Kenta and Lawler are double teaming Luger in the corner. All 3 men now are standing off in the middle of the ring when suddenly Jerry Lynn comes out of nowhere from the top turnbuckle wiping all 3 men out!!
Lynn sends Lawler to the outside and springs over the top rope laying Lawler out with a dropkick Luger follows him out and and bounces him off the Guard rail. Luger clotheslines Lynn as Lawler nails a piledriver on Kenta in the ring. Luger breaks up the pin and whips Lawler into the corner Double clothesline from Lynn on Luger and Kenta, Suddenly The Harris Brothers Appear and wipeout Kenta, Lynn, and Luger Then set Lynn up in the middle of the ring as Lawler hits the fist drop from the top and gets the pin.
Kevin Steen vs the dudebusters in a handicap match is up next...
The dudebusters attack Steen on his way to the ring, Baretta throws him into the announcers table, they try for a double suplex but Steen counters and promtly destroys the pair, quick match ended by Steen dumping the Dudebusters through the announcers tables and then leaving ringside.
Suddenly flames shoot out of the floor at the top of the ramp, and the titantron starts to show a video of Lawler and Steen shaking hands And lawler promising Steen he will be the world champion once he disposes of the Undertaker, Takers voice bellows around the arena: STEEN IT IS ALMOST TIME AT RAGE YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF THE UNDERTAKER. YOU WILL REST IN PEACE........
we cut back to Lawlers office only to be told by the Harris Brothers "The King is busy".
AA and Tully Are in the ring with the champ in their corner waiting for their open challenge opponents.........
Its the Uso's!!! what the hell are they doing here????
The Uso's hit the ring and land some high flying offence, untill AA hits Jey with a mid air spinebuster, a back and forth match with both teams throwing everything at each other untill benoit caught Jimmy with a chair shot for the blatent DQ.
we catch up with Chris Benoit to see what he has to say about Jerry Lawlers promise to Kevin Steen....
Benoit: King can promise what he wants at the end of the day im the champ and thats all that matters, i know what Lawlers planning he just didnt Factor in the Horsemen being part of the game....
We close off with a rundown of the confirmed matches for CWE RAGE:
Kevin Steen vs The Undertaker (career match Stip to be decided)
4 team ladder match for the tag team championships
(The Uso's, The Dudebusters, AA and Tully Blanchard, The Harris Brothers)
Chris Benoit vs Tigermask (CWE heavyweight championship 2 out of 3 falls (if a third fall is needed 3rd fall is submission only)0 -
Commentator – Welcome to another episode of Spongey Wrestling Entertainment and what a show we have today. As announced last week the charismatic SWE Heavyweight champion Macho Man Randy Savage defends his championship against the equally charismatic Pope D’Angelo Dinero. What a main event that promises to be but it looks like we’ll be starting off this show with Wade Barrett and Drew McIntyre who are making their way to the ring.
In The Ring
Wade Barrett & Drew McIntyre make their way to the ring and carrying a union jack flag with them. Wade grabs a mic and asks the crowd to look at the perfect specimen of man standing before them and that is what England has to offer. He says there is nothing that even comes close here in Ireland. The crowd is continually booing. He goes on to say that he finds it beneath him as a proud Englishman to wrestle in a ****hole of a country like Ireland. Barrett can barely be heard above the booing. He goes on to say how disgraceful it is that D’Angelo Dinero is getting a title shot ahead of him and even goes on to say that maybe Savage is scared of facing him because he knows that he would easily win and become champion. The one thing for sure is that it’s only a matter of time before he is champion and he can leave this god forsaken country once and for all. Barrett continues by asking everyone to stand so they can sing the greatest anthem of all time and proceeds to attempt to sing God Save The Queen.
Finlay comes out to the stage and the crowd go wild. He has a mic with him and says he’s sick and tired of all the thrash talking about the beautiful country of Ireland. He asks the crowd to look at the specimen of man standing before you on this stage and wonder what this specimen can do to the pieces of **** standing in the ring. He drops the mic and runs to the ring with his shillelagh but both Barrett and McIntyre escape outside the ring and back up the ramp.
Match: The Godfather vs Rick ‘The Model’ Martel
Rick Martel comes out to the ring, grabs the mic and says that he was disgusted the way he lost his SWE Interprovincial championship and wants to get the belt back. His speech is shortlived as the Godfather’s music interrupts him. The Godfather makes his way to the ring and is followed by his posse of “ladies of the night”. The crowd love it and love the sight of all the beautiful ladies. He apologises for interrupting Martel but felt he needed to take care of bu’ness before the match. He tells Martel that according to his ledger he owes Godfather a lot of money for “services rendered” and he wants payment. Martel comments that this should be kept private and that he has an image to maintain and has found money is down since he lost his championship but once he gets it back he’ll sort what he owes. Godfather in a threatening voice says he’d better sort it quick.
The bell rings and the match starts and the Godfather starts at a very high tempo, too much for Martel. Godfather sets Martel up for the Ho Train but Martel ducks out of it in time. This gives Martel the advantage and he has Godfather reeling with a few dropkicks and backbreakers. He then poses for the crowd as the Godfather lay on the mat. The crowd boos heavily and one of the ‘hoes’ gets up on the apron. This distracts Martel enough for Godfather to give Martel a pimp drop and get the pin. That starts a party in the ring involving the Godfather and all the hoes. Winner: The Godfather
Stephanie McMahon’s Office
Wade Barrett & Drew McIntyre storm into Stephanie’s office and demands something be done about the shameful words spoken by Finlay. Stephanie agrees and proposes a match next week between McIntyre and Finlay. Both Barrett and McIntyre are happy with that. Stephanie adds that Barrett will be banned from ringside. This angers Barrett and McIntyre. Stephanie also adds that she wasn’t impressed with McIntyre’s behaviour last week in avoiding his match with the Godfather. She says that she has scheduled a match this week against Jamie Noble and his championship is on the line. McIntyre is furious. Stephanie finally adds that the match is next.
Match: SWE Interprovincial Champion Drew McIntyre vs Jamie Noble
Drew McIntyre is in the ring still angry at his exchanges with Stephanie McMahon. Wade Barrett is with him. Out comes Jamie Noble and has is new bodyguard Faarooq staggering behind him no doubt still intoxicated. McIntyre starts the match more aggressively and is throwing the smaller man Noble around the ring. A mistake by McIntyre allows Noble to build some offense. Noble applies a sleeper hold and McIntyre is fading. This prompts Barrett to get up on the apron to distract the referee. Noble breaks the hold to face up to Barrett but Faarooq runs around to take care of Barrett. He trips on his own feet though and falls over but luckily he manages to catch Barrett’s foot enough to make him fall off the apron. Noble turns back to face McIntyre who has got back to his feet and sluggishly runs at Noble to clothesline him. Noble ducks, proceeds to kick McIntyre in the gut and as McIntyre’s head is bent over, Noble connects with Paydirt, his signature underhook DDT and covers him for the pin. Winner and new SWE Interprovincial champion: Jamie Noble
Stephanie McMahon’s office
D’Angelo Dinero calls in to Stephanie’s office. The two smile at each other and Stephanie blushes (you can’t tell but Dinero is blushing too). Stephanie comments that she hasn’t seen Dinero all week. Dinero replies that after what happened last week he needed time to seek forgiveness from the man upstairs for his indiscretion. He also says he needs to seek forgiveness from Triple H for defiling his wife. Stephanie says that Triple H is more interested in sticking his head up her father’s ass than tending to her needs and no need for him to know what’s happening here. What happens in the SWE stays in the SWE (except when it’s on TV of course). Dinero reluctantly agrees and goes on to thank her for his title opportunity later tonight. Stephanie says it’s a reward for his tending of her needs and that he’d look well with gold around his waist. She also comments that she has more needs and closes the door to the office.
Match: Bob Backlund vs D’Lo Brown
D’Lo Brown is in the ring and has his chest strapped as a result of the beating he took at the hands of Kane last week. Bob Backlund comes out and has a mic with him. He says he is pissed off at how this company is treating him. He says that he is entitled to a rematch for the heavyweight championship and hasn’t got it yet and is forced to compete in a match against a nobody. He also says it was disgraceful that he was attacked last week by Goldberg and will deal with him in due course. He adds that if this disrespect continues he will be forced to take matters into his own hands. He subsequently gets in the ring and proceeds to target the rib area of Brown. Brown has no answer and when Backlund applies the crossface chicken wing Brown quickly taps. Backlund means business. Winner: Bob Backlund
Backstage
Jamie Noble is backstage with his bodyguard Faarooq. Noble is happy that he is now the SWE Interprovincial champion. He tells Faarooq that it is now his job to make sure he keeps his title. He says he’s going to leave the Spongezone so he can’t get challenged and when he’s gone that Faarooq will have to do his laundry. He says to make sure he scrubs really hard as there is some unwanted streaks on the inside of his wrestling gear.
Match: Goldberg vs Pat Patterson
Goldberg comes out to the ring and waits for his opponent but nobody comes out. Stephanie McMahon comes out with a mic and tells the crowd that Pat Patterson has been released and that she wished him the best in his future endeavors. She stresses that it had nothing to do with the fact he was gay but more that no-one would accept his challenge for a tables, ladders and closet match and tells Goldberg that he has a new opponent recently signed from the CWA. Out comes Hernandez as Goldberg’s new opponent. The two lock up but neither can get control and break. Both are showing their strength. A mistake by Goldberg allows Hernandez to get a few hits in. This does not last long as an attempted over the top rope dive misses Goldberg who ducks out of the way. This allows Goldberg to apply the Jackhammer to Hernandez and he gets the pin. As the referee raises Goldberg’s hand in victory Bob Backlund rushes out to attack Goldberg. Goldberg sees it in advance, ducks out of the way, comes off the rope and spears Backlund. Backlund rolls out of the ring in agony and retreats back up the ramp. Goldberg is laughing in the ring and celebrating his win. Winner: Goldberg
Backstage
Drew McIntyre is backstage still feeling the effects of his title loss earlier. Wade Barrett catches up with him and passes on his unhappiness at McIntyre losing his championship earlier. He points out that he better win next week against Finlay or he could be in for sterner punishment.
Match: Kane vs Tito Santana
Kane comes out to the ring and is booed as he waits in the ring. Tito Santana comes out with huge energy and runs to the ring. As soon as he gets to the ring he attacks Kane. The ref rings the bell and Kane is subjected to a flurry of offense from Santana. This all changes with one uppercut from Kane. That’s it for Santana as Kane destroys Santana ending it with a tombstone piledriver. Kane celebrates his win with his customary four rings on fire celebration. Winner: Kane
Backstage
D’Lo Brown and The Godfather catch up with Faarooq. They see him folding laundry and drinking beer. They comment on how far he has fallen since his days with the APA. They forcefully tell him that he’s too good to be a personal slave for a redneck midget and needs to slap himself out of this rut and work to get back to his former glories. Faarooq seems angered by what is said but soon backs down and continues with his duties.
Main Event: SWE Heavyweight Champion Macho Man Randy Savage vs ‘The Pope’ D’Angelo Dinero
The Pope comes out first. The crowd love it and they go wild when €20 notes start falling from the ceiling. Pope gets in the ring to wait for his opponent. Next out is the SWE Heavyweight Champion Macho Man Randy Savage. The crowd go mad too as the champion makes his way to the ring milking the cheers. The two are in the ring and Savage points to Pope’s shades. The Pope takes off his shades and gives them to Savage. Savage puts Pope’s shades on and poses for the crowd. Pope then takes Savage’s shades and puts them on which leads to a twirl synonymous with Randy Savage. The crowd love it. The two get ready for their match, shake hands and the bell rings.
The match starts back and forth with each wrestler acknowledging the crowd after an impressive move. Pope takes control with some powerful punching combinations. He sets Savage up leaning over the second rope and leapfrogs the top rope to give Savage a guillotine. He poses with the crowd and they love it. He gets back in the ring and fires Savage into the corner and sets him up for the D’Angelo Dinero Express. He runs towards Savage but Savage escapes before Pope can hit the DDE. Momentum has turned and Savage begins to get some offense in. A few suplexes and atomic drops later and the Pope is struggling. He’s laying in the middle of the ring and Savage points to the top rope indicating his signature elbow drop move to finish off the match. He gets up on the top rope ready to fly when Wade Barrett and Drew McIntyre come ringside to throw Savage off the top rope. The ref rings the bell to signal the end of the match. McIntyre throws Pope outside the ring and the two of them begin to assault Savage. Savage is helpless but the Pope somehow gets back in the ring and makes the save. Barrett and McIntyre retreat up the ramp and Pope helps Savage back to his feet. Winner by DQ and still SWE Heavyweight Champion: Macho Man Randy Savage
THE END
PS. The anti-Irish views of SWE superstar Wade Barrett do not represent the views of the SWE and its co-owner Mr Spongey who is and will always be a proud Irishman 0 -
Show 1
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Show 2 – Part 1
Friday Night Ignition
The show opens with the returning former world champion Christian in the ring
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He talks about losing his title and being out of action for the last four weeks because of a sneak attack and he is here tonight to find out who it was attacked him. He says he will stay right there in the ring until the culprit shows up. James Storm music hits and he makes his way to the ring mic in hand. Storm first says he wasn’t the one who attacked Christian and that is good to see him back. He talks about how similar they are both coming from great tag teams and trying not to be overshadowed by their former tag partner’s success. Storm feels it is his time for a shot at the world title and if he has to go through Christian he will but tonight he wants to face the arrogant son of a bitch Nigel McGuinness. Nigel McGuinness music hits and he makes his way out to the ring without his manager Bobby Heenan.
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Nigel McGuinness tells Storm to go have a beer as he isn’t in his league and that he will be the next world champion. Storm squares up McGuinness but they are interrupted by Cody Rhodes who is on the ramp with Ted DiBiase Jnr and Joseph Hennig who tells them to all shut up and that the world championship is going to him. He says that soon Ted will buy the promotion and The Generation Dominators will rule.
Bobby Heenan comes out and says that he has been made the Interim General Manager of LWE and now he is running the show. He says that the
next world champion will be crowned at the next ppv which is WrestleMayhem and that the persons competing for it will be Christian, James Storm, Cody Rhodes and Nigel McGuinness. Heenan says unfortunately he cannot manage McGuinness anymore as it would be a conflict of interest. Heenan tells Christian that he will be look into who attacked him, he tells Christian he is not yet cleared to wrestle so won’t be in action tonight but he says he to stick around and he makes James Storm V Nigel McGuinness with Christian as the special ref as the main event for tonight. Heenan says he is bringing hardcore to the LWE and it is not porn unfortunately but that the hardcore title is coming to the LWE. He says tonight there will be a battle royal that is open to anyone on the LWE roster for the hardcore title.
Heenan also says that tonight the tag team titles were to be defended against John Morrison and Joey Mercury but John Morrison has now asked for a match against Brian Pillman and that will take place next and it will be a falls count anywhere match. We see backstage that they have both already started fighting. Both finally make it out to the ring, after a lengthy 20 minute battle Pillman picks up the win after a pin on the ramp.
Up next is Lita V Natalya for the Women’s championship. Backstage we Natalya tell Cody she has this and don’t need any assistance at ringside and comes out alone. Nearing the end of the match Lita goes up top for moonsault and the pin but Beth Phoenix runs in and takes her out. Beth also takes out Natalya. Heenan comes out and says that all three of them will battle it out in a ladder match at the ppv for the title. Beth picks up the title and smiles.
David Otunga comes out to the ring dressed like Crockett from Miami Vice with sunglasses on. He gets on the mic and says that he was just at the grammy awards where is lovely fiancé Jennifer Hudson aka Jhud stole the show, he says everyone in Hollywood is after him that is he Mr. Hollywood and now he wants to be Mr. WrestleMayhem and that he should be competing for the world title also at the ppv. Jimmy Wang Yang comes out to the ring with a mic, he asks Otunga could he hook him up with JLo for a duet. Otunga looks confused and tells him to get out of the ring. Again Yang keeps saying JLo, JLo, JLo. Otunga knocks Yang’s cowboy hat off and laughs. He calls him a redneck and that he isn’t fit to shine his Jimmy Choo shoes. Otunga goes to knock him out but Yang counters and knocks Otunga down. Otunga rolls out of the ring while Yang signals him to come back in. Yang picks up his cowboy hat and Otunga's sunglasses and wears them. Otunga teases going back in the ring but instead leaves.
Backstage we see Teddy Hart ask Cody Rhodes again if he can join his group, Cody starts to beat on him. Heenan passes and tries to break it up. Cody strikes Heenan and knocks him down tbc……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
Show 2 – Part 2
Security take Rhodes and away and help Heenan up to his feet. Heenan tells Rhodes he will pay for that.
In the ring next for the battle royal for the Hardcore Title is Nigel McGuinness, Ted Dibiase Jr, Brian Pillman, Brutus Magnus, John Morrison, Joey Mercury, Joseph Hennig, David Otunga, Beth Phoenix, Steve Blackman, Ricky Steamboat Jr, Jimmy Wang Yang, Tyler Reks and Rob Terry. The match starts and Terry seems to eliminating pretty fast with Magnus, Mercury and Hennig all gone. Reks eliminates Terry who is livid outside. Teddy Hart comes out and enters despite being injuried and is quickly eliminated by Beth who is then eliminated by McGuinness. Steamboat and Yang also next to be eliminated. DiBiase, Otunga and Morrison go next. So we are left with McGuinness, Reks, Blackman and Pillman. Blackman eliminates McGuinness and Reks and we are left with Blackman and Pillman. In the end Blackman picks up the win and is now the new LWE Hardcore Champion.
Up next is the main event which is James Storm V Nigel McGuinness with Christian as the special referee. Christian is slow to count a pin for both and they tackle him about this but he shows them his ref shirt. Half way during the match Cody Rhodes comes down to the ringside and joins the commentary team. He says that the match is like watching paint dry and that someone should put a end to it, he gets up and motions for Ted DiBiase Jnr and Joseph Hennig to come down. Storm gets a role up on McGuinness and goes for a quick cover but Rhodes pull Christian from the ring and into the announce table. Rhodes then enters the ring from one side as Ted DiBiase Jnr and Joseph Hennig enter from the other side and knock down Storm and McGuinness with their title belts. Heenan comes out and Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jnr and Joseph Hennig exit through the crowd. Heenan checks the damage as McGuinness and Storm are down in ring and Christian down outside the ring as the show ends.0 -
Overview of two previous shows is shown:
The New Age Outlaws reformed after turning on their tag team partners R-Truth and Bart Gunn.
Crash Holly defeated Greg "The Hammer" Valentine to become the Hardcore Champion, which he will defend 24/7, 365 days a year.
Sheamus and Rikishi formed the all-Irish alliance and immediately targeted PWF Champion Hulk Hogan, who was saved by his old friend Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.
Greg Valentine pinned Crash Holly to win the 24/7 Championship
The New Age Outlaws defeated Rhythm & Blues to become the new Tag-Team Champions.
Brutus Beefcake was attacked by a mystery assailant. As a result he couldn't compete in the main event and was replaced by R-Truth who teamed with Hulk Hogan against Rikishi and Sheamus who picked up the victory.
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Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is shown sleeping backstage, with the Hardcore Title nearby. Crash Holly sneaks in and covers him.
Crash: Count, quietly.
Ref: 1.....2...
Greg, still asleep, rolls over.
Crash: Goddammit.
Ref shrugs his shoulders as Crash tries to pin Greg's shoulders back down.
Greg wakes up: Hey, what the ****! Get off me.
J.R.: Oh my!
He pushes Crash to the floor. Suddenly they go at it. Heads banging off everything. Finally Crash gives up and leaves, but Greg stands there looking angry and a little bloody.
Greg: Sneaky bastard, I was trying to sleep.
Goes to a shot of the crowd.
J.R.: Hello and welcome to PWF Impact! We are at a sold out in arena in Atlantic City, New Jersey
"Here comes the money..........."
(mixed reaction)
J.R.: And here comes Shane McMahon, the new owner of PWF impact. A lot of mysteries surrounding him lately, much of which he hasn't spoken about yet. We are yet to hear his plans for the PWF since he bought it over two weeks ago. I wonder if he will clarify some of this tonight.
Shane: You know, all my life I've lived in the shadow of my father. Even when I bought WCW I couldn't get the best stars to invade WWE like I always dreamed. I wanted to show that I am the man of the McMahon family. The failure of that invasion is my biggest regret. Now, for once I will prove that I can be better than my father ever was. I've signed the best ever WWE stars, the best WWE commentators, the best WWE everything. This Federation will take all that was good about the WWE and none of the bad. Say goodbye to PG, cheesy jokes and divas matches.
(cheers)
Shane: Say hello to the greatest matches of all time, in every show, not just every 5 weeks. I will start by announcing an incredible card for tonight with number one contenderships and titles on the line! Following his good start to the PWF, Sheamus will challenge the tag-team champion Road Dogg for the number one contendership for the PWF Championship!
(cheers)
Brutus Beefcake will take on his rival Rikishi!!!!!!
(cheers)
Shane: R-Truth will defend his Intercontinental championship against the longest-serving Intercontinental Champion in history, the Honky Tonk Man.
(cheers)
Shane: And finally, Hulk Hogan will put his title on the line tonight! With the winner defending his title against the number one contender, decided earlier in the night, at our first PPV, Shane O'Mac's very own wrestling extravaganza, BattleMania!!!!
J.R.: Battle-Mania?
Shane: I know that you all want to know who the Hulkster will face. In order to decide that............
Some old style music hits.
J.R.: What the...?
J.R.: Oh my God...it's Sammartino, Bruno Sammartino!!!!!!!
(cheers)
Shane looks shocked.
J.R.: I don't think Shane was expecting this. It's the longest-serving WWE champion in history. What is he doing here in the PWF?
Bruno: I'm sick to death of modern wrestling, or should I say, "Sports Entertainment." The McMahon family have torn apart everything that was good about wrestling and replaced it with bikini models and stunt actors. Here is a reminder of what wrestling used to be like.
A video is played of Bruno Sammartino's best career moments.
Bruno: That is what is called Classic Wrestling. This (points to the ring) is crap!
(crowd starts showing their dislike of Bruno)
Bruno: I hoped that you might be different to your father, but no. Who is your champion? Hulk Hogan!! He's pathetic. Give me a title shot at BattleMania and I will show him what real wrestling is all about.
Shane: Bruno, your time is gone. I don't want a legend such as yourself to be embar....
Bruno: Embarrassed, huh? You should be embarrassed. I have never seen such crap as I've seen on here over the last couple of weeks.
Shane: Fine, ya know what, ya got your chance. But I'm not gonna wait till then. You are going to fight him..........tonight!!!
J.R.: Oh my god!
Bruno is shocked but then smiles.
Shane: Saves me from having to think of a way to decide who should face Hogan.
Bruno: I want the title on the line.
Shane: Sure, we don't have non-title matches here!
Bruno: I've come back to show these fans what good wrestling is all about. And tonight I will do just that.
J.R.: Good god almighty, Hogan and Sammartino. This is one of the biggest clashes in history, and it's going to happen........tonight!
Sheamus's music hits and he walks up the ramp to join Jim Ross on commentary.
Scotty 2 Hotty vs Crash Holly
Scotty 2 Hotty entrance (mixed)
Sheamus: How are ya, fella?
J.R.: I'm ok, much better than last week.
Sheamus: Haha, that was hilarious when myself and Rikishi covered you in barbeque sauce.
J.R. Yeah, very funny. Hope you are proud of yourself.
Sheamus: Yeah, I am actually.
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J.R.: Crash Holly's been on a winning streak lately.
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J.R.: Crash is down. And wait, look, it's the worm!! The crowd is on their feet.
Sheamus: What a ****e move!
J.R.: Come on now, the crowd love it.
Sheamus: I think they'd prefer it if I went and hit him with a Brogue Kick.
Suddenly, three guys run to the ring.
J.R.: Who the hell are these guys?
Sheamus: I think I remember them.
J.R.: Good god, it's the Mean Street Posse, what are they doing here.
JR: And...bah God! A steel chair, straight into the back of Scotty. Are they friends with Crash? Oh no, they are assaulting him too.
Sheamus: This is feckin' great!!!
J.R.: Good God almighty, what the hell is going on here!
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the referee has declared a no contest due to a double disqualification.
J.R.: Dammit, they just ruined a great match. For God's sake!!
Suddenly Pete Gas picks up a microphone.
Everyone is booing.
Pete Gas: Haha you stupid dumb marks, actually trying to enjoy this rediculous spectacle.
Sheamus: What the...?
Joey Abs: Stupid idiots. Probably think wrestling's real or something.
Booooo
Pete Gas: We couldn't stand by and watch this rediculous Scotty 2 Hotty push anymore. He can't wrestle, he's useless on the mic and he's only getting pushed by that idiot mark-enabler, Shane-O-Mac, because he's an old friend.
Rodney: Bad booking IMO.
Pete Gas: Yeah, bad booking, so we decided to do something about it. (boos)
Joey Abs: Boo all you like, but any of you stupid dumb marks wanna try to stop us?
boooooo
Pete Gas: We're no longer the Mean Street Posse. Say hello to the Mean Street Smarks!!!
Crowd is confused!!
J.R.: Mean Street what?
Sheamus: Jaysus of almighty, what the feck is this ****e!
Pete Gas: We're the smarks and we're here to fix up this rediculous organisation. Unlike you idiots we don't blindly cheer faces and boo heels, instead we analyse PWA Intensity every Monday looking for things to complain about, that's the real fun of Wrestling.
Joey Abs: Yeah, only some stupid dumb Marks would try to enjoy wrestling for what it is, instead of analysing every decision these idiot bookers make, like pushing Scotty 2 Hotty, or punishing Crash Holly, or letting Hulk Hogan walk over everyone.
Rodney: Bad Booking IMO.
Joey Abs: Yeah, bad booking, and we're sick of it. And what's with all the stupid non-wrestling promos, skits and interviews. Am I on a comedy show or a wrestling show?
Pete Gas: We won't stop until we've turned PWA Intensity into two hours of submission matches, between Daniel Bryan and Alberto Del Rio.
Joey Abs: We're the smarks, the IWC, the bane in the lives of idiot bookers like Shane McMahon, and anyone who tries to turn wrestling into stupid dumb entertainment which only morons like only you stupid idiot marks can enjoy.
Boooooooo
Rodney: Bad Booking IMO.
Pete Gas: Yeah, bad Booking.
J.R.: What a bunch of idiots.
Sheamus: Mean Street Gob****es, more like.
Scotty and Crash have got up and run towards the Mean Street Posse, who quickly leave the ring and run to ringside.
J.R.: Hopefully someone will stop these idiots from ruining this organisation. It's not like the Mean Street Posse were known for their immense wrestling ability themselves, who are they to criticise others?
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J.R. Well, Sheamus you are up next.
Sheamus: Don't let anyone take my seat I'll be back in five minutes. And if you say anything bad about me while I'm away, I'll be warming these fists up on you.
Sheamus' music plays and he gets up from the announce table and walks to the ring.
J.R.: What an ignorant young man.
Announcer: This match is to decide the no.1 contendor for the PWF Championship. In the ring, from Dublin, Ireland; SHEAMUS!!!!!!!
Oh, you didnt know? Your ass better caaaaalllll somebody! Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages: D-Generation X proudly brings to you, it's WWF (The World Wrestling Federation) TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOORLD! The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New Age Outlaws!!
Announcer: And his opponent, accompanied by the Bad Ass Billy Gunn, ROAD DOGG!!!!
Sheamus finally defeats the Road Dogg after a Brogue Kick. After the match he continues assaulting the Road Dogg.
J.R.: And here comes the Bad Ass Billy Gunn to stop this, oh but he gets thrown straight out of the ring. Whatever you think of him, there is no denying Sheamus' in-ring ability, he has dominated again tonight. Sheamus is going to Battle-Mania, but which champion will he face? That's the question on everyone's lips. Find out later tonight, as for the first time ever (I believe), the two longest serving WWE Champions in history will go one-on-one. I can't wait.
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Backstage Inverview
Shane: I want to re-iterate the rules from last week. With the exception of the 24/7 Hardcore Title, anybody who attacks someone else outside the ring or interferes in matches will be suspended.
"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEEFCAKE?"
Brutus Beefcake entrance. Crowd cheers
J.R.: Certainly Shane's new rules regarding suspending anybody who interferes, paid off last week. As we had a clean victory for Sheamus and Rikishi for Hogan and Beefcake. In a related matter, Sheamus has re-joined me at ringside. Congratulations on the victory over Road Dogg. You are going to Battle-Mania.
Sheamus: Oh, so you decide to lick my arse all of a sudden. You know you remind me of my cousin Tom, coz he was a feckin' eejit. And a lickarse!
Rikishi entrance. Crowd boos.
Sheamus: Rikishi is gonna eat Beefcake for breakfast, and then ****e it out of his arsehole.
J.R.: Nice image. We all know you attacked Brutus last week.
Sheamus: You'd want to find some evidence to back those accusations up fella, or maybe you will find yourself beaten up next.
J.R.: Don't threaten me live on air. And please let these guys fight cleanly, we don't need any interference to help Rikishi.
Sheamus: Ah, will ya ever shut up! Rikishi doesn't need my help.
Rikishi is mostly in control.........
J.R.: And Beefcake hits the Apocalypse! Rikishi is down. And...wait a minute....someone just reached out from under the ring. They've got Beefcake with both hands and dragged him out of the ring. Whoever that is, is wearing a mask. And Beefcake's getting dragged under the ring. What the hell is happening under there. (pause).
Rikishi back on his feet now. Beefcake had the match nearly won. And he's fought his way out from under the ring, but he's busted open. Good god. Clambering back into the ring now, oh no, RIKISHI KICK!!!!!!! And the pin, 1.....goddamit, 2, kickout Brutus......3. Rikishi's won it. But who the hell was under the ring helping him.
Sheamus: Shane did announce that whoever interferes in matches will be suspended, JR.
J.R.: Yeah so they hid under the ring and wore an mask. Here's an idea...don't interfere in the damn matches, and you don't need to come up with these rediculous plots. (pause). I can't believe what happened here.
Sheamus: Wait, look at Brutus.
J.R.: Brutus has got out of the ring and he's looking underneath to find out who that guy was but, its' dark in there. Needle in a haystack.
Sheamus: I suppose you think I attacked him there as well.
J.R.: I stand corrected, but I suppose you and Rikishi are getting someone to do your dirty work for you.
Sheamus: You're talking ****e!
J.R.: Well if it's not you or Rikishi, then who the hell is attacking Brutus Beefcake, first last week and now this week!!
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J.R.: Two incredible matches still to come with the longest-serving WWE Heavyweight Champion and longest serving WWE Intecontinental Champion, both looking to take their titles back!!!
This is already long enough so let's just say R-Truth defeated Honky Tonk Man after a hard fought battle, to retain the Intercontinental Championship.
J.R.: Well, what an incredible night!!! And the main event is still to come.
Announcer: This match is for the PWF Championship. Introducing first, the challenger, weighing in at 280 pounds, BRUNO SAMMARTINO!!!!!!!
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) plays. The crowd cheers.
Announcer: And his opponent, the champion, weighing in at 302 pounds, Hulk Hogan!!!!!!!!!
J.R.: I bet you are hoping for Sammartino in this one, seen as you hate Hogan so much.
Sheamus: Actually I hope Hogan wins. I was looking forward to destroying Hulkamania once and for all at Battle-Mania!!
Bruno wears Hogan down with numerous submission manoeuvers. Finally he tires and with the will of the crowd, Hogan scores the win after a leg drop.
The announcer: "The winner of this match, and still PWF Champion, HULK HOGAN!!!"
Sheamus: Yes!!!! My plot to start Sheamus-Mania is coming to fruition!! I can't wait to beat the hell out of that yellow-orange bastard in two weeks time!
J.R.: I dunno about that, but good god, what a match. Another epic encounter here at the PWF, see ya next time!!!0 -
Welcome to BWA Raw!
We start the BWA's final TV show on their tour of Mexico amidst a lot of speculation with regards BWA No Way Out next week and the tri-promotional BWA/MNG/WECWF PPV on the horizon. One of the announcers is in the ring and kicks things off on the mic by introducing a man who has only just been signed to a BWA contract and a man who he says he is sure that the fans here in Mexico will be pleased to welcome to the ring just as they were with Blue Demon & Mil Mascaras the past two weeks. The man he introduces and who does indeed get a great reaction from the crowd is none other than... Blue Demon Jr.
Suddenly the arena lights are dimmed and blue smoke begins to rise, then as the lights come back up the man him himself Blue Demon Jr is standing next to the announcer in the ring who passes him the mic before swiftly exiting through the ropes.
Blue Demon Jr (Once the crowd reaction dies down enough for him to speak and after he has thanked them for the warm welcome) says that he asked his father not to accompany him out here tonight because he wanted to prove to the world that he is his own man. He says that his father is perhaps the greatest mexican wrestler of all time but that the Blue Demon bloodline is a strong one and he will not be relying on his father for recognition here in the BWA. He says that although his father is a former 2 time NWA World Welterweight Championship he was never a World Heavyweight Championship and yet already at his young age he has already not only done so but that he held that belt for over 500 days. He is almost starting to sound arrogant but the audience are seemingly with him each step of the way even as he states that he has conquored professional wrestling here in Mexico which is why he says he has joined the BWA. He then states that one day soon he will be the BWA champion also and then nobody can despute that he is not only the best Mexican wrestler at the moment but simply the best in the world.
It's at this point that he is interupted by the arrival and music of Dan "The Beast" Severn.Severn: God dammit, I am sick of this. Week after, week week we have to sit here and listen to another one of you masked mexicans going on about how your the best thing since sliced bread, well im sorry your not, your nothing. You held the NWA title for 500 days, try over 4 years, and that was when the title meant something. (If this was in America perhaps this would be going down well but its def not here tonight)
Honestly your deluded little man. If you think you will ever get a shot at the BWA title. I've been here a long time, a former American Olympic wrestling team member and UFC hall of famer. To summarise im a real man and yet ive not gotten a shot at the big belt here, hell im not even on the BWA No Way Out card so you know what, you wanna come out here and talk the talk, how about you try and walk the walk this sunday. Thats right Demon spawn you and me, 1 on 1 at No Way Out, what do you say?
Unfortunatley though just before Blue Demon Jr gets the chance to respond he is blindsided by Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas who after coming through the crowd on opposite sides of the arena attack him. They start beating down on him as Severn slowly makes his way into the ring as does Jeff Jarrett who has now also emerged from the crowd. Benjamin and Haas hold Blue Demon Jr up and Severn delivers a vicious near KO right hand to him kicking him off his feet but they arent satisfied and before Jarrett who now has the Mic in his hand speaks the process is repeated and Severn nearly cracks Blue Demon Jrs jaw.Jarett: We 4 are the Worlds Greatest stable and we have made an impression here tonight in Mexico (amidst a shower of boos, when they die down even a little he continues)... and we intend to do the very same this Sunday. Not only will I your American hero Jeff Jarrett (he seems to have forgotten where he is, as the boos continue)....will both defeat the terrorist in waiting Muhammad Hassan and retire the Intercontinental championship (replacing it witth the US title) so that it can never again fall into foreign hands, be that of a camel jockey or any no good lazy mexicans.
he then passes the Mic to Shelton Benjamin
Benjamin: Me and chalie here are the greatest tag team in the world today and were going to prove our point at No Way Out by getting the tag team belts back in American hands against those Kamikaze Samurai wannabes Hayabusa & Tanaka. [Haas then leans in onto the Mic]
Haas: O yeah and after last week (when he and Shelton won a match by DQ to earn the right to name the PPV stip) we have decided we will win the belts in our specialty match, a ladder match!
He then hands the mic to the seemingly new 4th member of the group Dan Severn
Severn: Meanwhile I will prove that its time the BWA management stop wasting their time with these no good immigrants they keep signing (big heat) and instead...
He is interupted by Blue Demon Sr and the crowd go wild as he charges down the ramp to help his boy. Before his music properly even kicks in he is in the ring and going toe to toe with Severn & Jarrett. Eventually the numbers get to be too much for him and he is knocked to the outside but he grabs his kids leg and drags him to the outside with him and helps him to stand.
Jarett and Co are goading him to get back into the ring when suddenly via the titantron BWA co GM Gorilla Monsoon appears. He briefly talks about how he is fed up of the how the self proclaimed worlds greatest stable have been acting here in the BWA and announces that he will have no more of it here tonight. His solution he says.... 8 man tag match! and who will partner The Father & Son Blue Demons you ask? well Monsoon has the answer. it will be Blue Demons 2 opponents at No Way Out and another two fellow Mexican Mil Mascaras & Rey Mysterio! and if that isnt enough he says that match is going to open the show tonight (lucky the WGS are dressed for action).
*Commercial break*
As we return from commercial break Rey Mysterio is making his way down to the seemingly reluctantly to join the other Mexicans at ringside including Mil Mascaras who made his enterance during the break. The announcers are speculating wether this is really a 3 on 4 match up as Blue Demon Jr def seems worse for wear before this begins.
Match 2: 8 man tag: The self proclaimed Worlds Greatest stable vs Rey Mysterio, Mil Mascaras, Blue Demon & Blue Demon Jr
This match is one the crowd really get into but just like in the opening promos they are left frustrated and booing as this one comes to its conclusion as Rey Mysterio Walks out on his Mexican brothers and in doing so essentially makes this a 4 on 2 match due to the pre match beating Blue Demon Jr took. Eventually it is Blue Demon Jr who after tagging himself in against his fathers wishes is caught in Jeff Jarrett's figure four leg lock and forced to tap out.
Winners: The WGS
backstage we see Bryan Danielson who later tonight has a match with Kenta Kobashi, he has this to sayDanielson: What can I say Josh (Matthews) the BWA isnt quite what I imagined it. Last week I got Pedigreed in the middle of the ring to close the show, my opponent for tonight made a sneak attack on a wrestling legend (Killer Kowalski) and now I see a bunch of Redneck hicks getting title shots and defeating legends... I mean it's mad.
Josh: Do you think you made a mistake coming here?
Danielson: Hell no! If legends like Kowalski dont get cut any slack then you know this is truely where the big dogs play. I mean Killer would would win the top belts in lower promotions like WECWF or MNG with ease but here he gets no respect. Now I've talked before about bringing a sense of respect back to the BWA title and (now staring right into the camera) Hunter maybe you have turned your back on one former mentor (Kowalski) but let me quote another of them for you, "To be the man you have to beat the man" and Hunter we all know you think you are the man so this sunday prove it, cos just like up next tonight when I take out Kenta kobashi for what he did to Kowalski I will fight an honourable fight at No Way Out because you know what... I am the Man! (as he says this he lifts his WWE world heavyweight championship up high). As we return to ringside the commentators speculate if when that belt is unified with the currently vacated BWA world title it will still be in Danielson's posession.
Bryan Danielson vs Kenta Kobashi
Match of the night and a real wrestling feast that more than compensates for the lack of ring action compared to promos tonight. They go nearly 20mins in what is a real sxhibition of the talents of not only BWA title challenger Bryan Danielson but also of Kenta Kobashi who really impresses before he will go 1 on 1 with Killer Kowalski this sunday. The finish eventually comes when KObashi trys to lock in a submission move only for Danielson to reverse it into his LaBelle lock which Kobashi is eventually forced to tap to for our second submission victory of the night.
Winner: Bryan Danielson
We head backstage and to an interview with Muhammad Hussan who has just arrived at the arena and is asked about being in tonights main event.Interviewer: Considering everything that has been going on with yourself an Jeff Jarett in recent weeks, do you feel your full focus will be on your match tonight with The Game, HHH?
Hassan: no matter what else is going on...It has to be. HHH is a real ring general, a man worthy of challenging for the BWA title this sunday and if im going to be heading into the PPV in any condition to shut Jarrett up then I will need to focus on nothing more than Hunter tonight.
Interviewer: Care to elaborate with regards Jarrett?
Hassan: Not really, he's a no good racist punk. You know it, I know it and these good people here in Mexico know it (cheap pop). We have heard a lot in the build up to this PPV about respect and he is a man that simply does not know the meaning of the word. He talks about knowing whats best for the BWA universe well why not listen to it you redneck bast*rd. (he trys to calm himself down as the crowd chant "redneck bast*rd" over and over) But as I said this night is not about him and i've got a match to prepare for...
As he walks out of shot we head back out to the announcers at rinsgside who are mulling over Hassan's words. They say that HHH will have to truely be The Game tonight as it looks like BWA's resident Middle Eastern American as had a fire lit under him. They are given something new to talk about though as John Lauriniatis makes his way out to the ringBig Johnny: As you all know I am Mr John Lauriniatis, vice president of talent relations and interm co GM here at BWA monday night Raw and in that role I last week booked a match for No Way Out this sunday where BWA legend Killer Kowalski would face off 1 on 1 with my personal friend and japanese wrestling icon Kenta Kobashi. In the interest of you fans (they boo him) I also added a stipulation to that match up should my co GM accept it. If you fans are wrong and Kowalski doesnt infact "still got it" then Gorilla Monsoon will step down as general manager leaving me, Big Johnny (accompanied by a big Smirk) in total control. So Monsoon what do you say, willing to put your job where your mouth is? I'm game.
Without hesitation Gorilla Monsoon comes outMonsoon: John (shakes his head at him) i've just got 3 words for you...(the crowd join him as he says this) Will You Stop! you know as well as I do that the chairman of the board Bounty Hunter (revealed last year to be Jay Leno) has stated that he will have an offical ruling tonight on the general managers position moving forward. I dont know what your trying to achieve by calling me out here but give over will you!
Johnny: okay okay you caught me out Gino. I dont expect an answer from you on that but I do want to remind you of something. As co GM of Monday night Raw I may need to okay with you any PPV match booked but I dont have to get your approval before making a match on Raw.
Monsoon: yeah so?
Johnny: well Monsoon I was looking over the active roster list when booking tonights matches and one thing struck me... Your name! you never took your name off the list Gino.
Monsoon: Dont you dare, Lauriniatis
Big Johnny: o but I already have... (another big smile)... and your match is next!
Johnny joins the announce team for this match as Monsoon makes his way down to the ring reluctantly to find out what match he has been booked in. The announcers point out how lucky it is that Monsoons normal clothes can essentially double as wrestling attire once he removes his top as Johnny explains that he has booked Monsoon with his friend (who now makes his enterance) Killer Kowalski versus the BWA tag team champions who he reminds us should be at 100% after he gave them both the night off last. The announcer wonder though if they still will be after we are done in this contest.
Opener: Gorilla Monsoon & Killer Kowalski vs Hayabusa & Masato Tanaka
Monsoon is obviously suffering some ring rust as the announcers put it as this one begins but is still obviously quite the handfull in the ring. However its the hig flying antics of the tag champs that catches the eye including when Hayabusa hits a successful 450 splash on Monsoon in the corner only for the co GM to get his foot on the bottom rope to stop the count. This leads the announcers to suggest that maybe this sundays tag title match stipulation (a Ladder match) will suit these two just as much as the WGTT. Similarily later when Tanaka performs a tornado DDT onto Kowalski they say "Imagine this was no way out, he could legallly do that move onto a ladder!" Considering the conversation it then seemed almost apt that Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas choose this moment to come down to ringside.
These two have gotten themselves involved in Tanaka & Hayabusa's matches almost every week recently and it seems there mear appearance here has been too much for "The Flying Assasin" Hayabusa who climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a shocking but o so impressive shooting star press to the outside landing on both Haas & Benjamin and taking them out. Unfortunatly for him though this also distracts his partner who only has to take his eye off Kowalski for one moment in the ring to leave him suceptable to his signature Kowalski Claw move which Tanaka taps out of. Shockingly thats our 3rd submission win of the night which the announcers point out while wondering if the main event will also finish in such a way.
Winners: Monsoon & Kowalski
Monsoon & Kowalski help their opponents back to their feet and despite them being opponents moments ago all four now stand united in the ring which causes Haas & Benjamin to back up the ramp towards the back. Just as they disapeer and the cameras returns to the ring our attension is once again brought to the entrance ramp when we get the unexpected arrival of "The Franchise" Shane Douglas. He makes his way straight to the ring and whispers something to Kowalski, Tanaka & Hayabusa which results in them leaving the ring and heading to the back. he then grabs a Mic and has the following to sayJohn L: What are you doing here?
Franchise: what you didnt expect to see your old tag team partner here Johnny? well I guess whenever you spotted that Monsoon here was still listed as an active wrestler wasnt today cos since 9am this morning my name has been there too.
Both co GMs look very confused by this statement and are asking each other if they signed him.
Franchise: NO neither of you two signed me, I was signed by the dude who signs your checks, the chairman himself Bounty Hunter and he asked me here tonight to send you both a very special message. (He opens a letter and continues) He says that he will decide how a full time general manager of BWA Raw will be chosen not you two, and that it wont be decided by Killer Kowalski nor Kenta Kobashi either.
Monsoon: Then what's going down?
Franchise: Well now im sure you didnt check the list of active wrestlers either Johnny cos it says here that as of this morning you have been added to it too
John L: What?
Franchise: yeah I mean otherwise the chairman couldn't have booked your PPV match , now could he?
again Johnny repeats his What while Monsoon starts laughing hysterically.
Franchise: This Sunday, 1 on 1 with the BWA general managers office on the line, it will be Gorilla Monsoon vs you Johnny in a winner takes all match. O yeah and 1 other thing i'm the guest referee!
he then drops the Mic and exits the ring while Johnny protests much to Monsoons amusement.
The two announcer suggest that Douglas will side with a different GM at the PPV one sighting his former yag partnership with the man who was then known as Johnny Ace while the other points to a serious of shoot interviews he did which didnt exactly make it look like he and Johny were on the best of terms. We are then brought backstage we are brought to an Interview with HHHInterviewer: I'm going to put to you the same question I asked your opponent tonight earlier tonight, With all that is going on between yourself and Bryan Danielson do you think you will be able to have your full focus on your opponent tonight Muhammad Hassan.
Triple H: focus on Hassan? No, I have one focus right now. becoming the next BWA world champion. Hassan despite his talent is destined to be meerly a bump on my road to the gold and unlike Mr Danielson earlier tonight I will not take an age to do it, cos simply put I really hope Bryan watches this match cos he still has time to back out and after he sees a taste of what im going to do to him maybe he will think better of facing me this sunday when he truely will have No Way Out.
*Commercial Break*
In ring as we return from the break we find Necro Butcher.
Butcher: I've come out here and talked countless times about how i've had my hands tied here in the BWA. I was signed to a long term contract despite my status as a hardcore nay deathmatch wrestler and yet this non PG promotion has thus far not used me as such. Even tonight they have made sure before I came out here tonight anything that could be used as a weapon has been removed from ringside as they are supposidly afraid of what I will do. The thing is what I will do is exactly what all you fans want me to do, it's what all you fans expect and it's what will get the job done. If anyone doesent believe me just wait till this sunday and the first ever BWA deathmatch. In one corner me, but who is crazy enough to take me on in such a match you ask well co GM John Lauriniatis assured me I would get that answer tonight. No more delays, no more stalling, i've been promised a huge name and I want to see it...
Just then only what can be described as Japanese Jungle music starts blaring and the arena lights start flashing all different colours and it seems Necro Butcher is going to get his answer in what looks like a monsterous form. As the lights ease up abit it can be made out that the man mountain that is making his way confidently towards the ring is none other than Akebono! and by his side is his manager and occasional tag partner Shinjiro Otani . Akebono gets straight into the ring and comes straight up to Necro Butcher. he is standing face to face with him now and yet the Butcher does not flinch. Instead he lifts the mic back up and goes to address him when Otani catches him with a kick to his leg. A two on one assault then insues which eventually leads to Necro Butcher being chased out of the arena through the crowd. The announcers note that it's not like Necro Butcher to run from a fight but say that with no equalisers (weapons) a 2 on 1 assault is not something they would blame him from backing out on. This sunday in the deathmatch however things should be very different they assume.
we head backstage where we see Rey Mysterio seemingly leaving one of the GM's offices. The BWA backstage man trys to get a word from him about his actions earlier tonight when he abondoned his teamates against the self proclaimed Worlds Greates Stable. Rey simply states that he had nothing to gain by being out there with those guys and that this Sunday he will prove himself their superior. In fact he says that he can now officially announce what has been rumoured here in Mexico for over a week. When he beats those guys he says he will not only take the title of best Mexican wrestler in the BWA but he will also take the mask of whoever he pins, cos it will be a mask vs mask match!
After that bombshell we head back to the ring for tonights main event and just in time too as Triple H makes his way out. Before the match begins though he has this short statement to make.Hunter: This is the last time I will step into a BWA ring without being announced as the BWA world heavyweight champion. This sunday I am going to punish Bryan Danielson for even thinking he is on my level but tonight... tonight Bryan I want you to get close to a TV screen and really watch this match cos tonight in my mind Muhammad Hassan is you and what I do to him you can expect at No Way Out, and thats a promise.
Main Event: Triple H vs Muhammad Hassan
Triple H is fairly dominant throughout this one but the finish does not come about until Hassan begins to build some momentum against the game. First he reverses a Pedigree attempt with a backdrop and then when Hunter is trying for DDT Hassan roles him up in an inside cradle for a 2 count. This really infuriates the game who then rakes the eyes of Hassan to regain control and throws Hassan to the outside. when out here HHH shows a real mean streak repeatidly sending Hassan crashing into both the rino steps and the spanish announce table. He keeps shouting for Hassan to get up but calls him bryan each time and then when he does respond sends him crashing back this tie into the ringpost. The referee has started a 10 count but with Hassan barely able to stand HHH tosses him back into the ring to break the count.
After doing so Hunter starts searching around under the ring before emerging with his Sledgehammer. One announcer wonders if that was there earlier tonight when Necro Butcher was out here while the other one is more focussed on HHH's words from earlier about how tonight in his mind Hassan was Danielson and wonders how far he's willing to go to send that message. Him pullling out his trusted weapon got a big reaction from the crowd but an even bigger one comes moments later when Bryan Danielson comes charging down the ramp. He trys to stop Hunter from bringing the sledgehammer into the ring but is kept at arms lenght by the swing of it until HHH gets back in the ring. Inside the ropes the ref then trys to get the object off him but HHH pushes him out of the way. This leaves HHH eady to strike whilst standing above Hassan who is slowly getting to his feet infront of him and the ref ready to end the match by DQ. Hunter pulls back the hammer to swing it at him but Danielson now on the ring apron grabs it and stops him. This allows Hassan get to his feet and he goes for a big clothesline on his opponent. HHH ducks this though and instead Hassan knocks Danielson off the ring apron before himself bouncing back of the ropes and directly into Triple H's path. Hunter hits him with a kick to his mid section which he immediatly follows up with a Pedigree for the 3 count.
Winner: HHH
Hunter with his Sledghammer now firmly back in his grasp trys to get Danielson into the ring to face him but Bryan is smart enough to wait till No Way Out and the final scene of the night is these two staring holes into each other as we go off air.
BWA Roster 2012:
Triple H
Bryan Danielson
Kenta Kobashi
Mil Mascaras
Killer Kowalski
Rey Mysterio
Jeff Jarett
Muhammad Hussan
Gorilla Monsoon
Shelton Benjamin
Charlie Haas
John Laurenaitis
Masato Tanaka
Hayabusa
Necro Butcher
Blue Demon
Blue Demon Jr
Shinjiro Otani
Akebono
Shane Douglas
BWA No Way Out - PPV Card
BWA World title match
Bryan Danielson vs Triple H
Loser loses his mask
Rey Mysterio vs Blue Demon vs Mil Mascaras
BWA GMship on the line
Johnny Ace vs Gino Monsoon - Special Ref: Shane Douglas
Intercontinental title match
WGS leader Jeff Jarrett vs Muhammad Hassan
Grudge match
Killer Kowalski vs Kenta Kobashi
BWA tag team title ladder match
Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas vs Masato Tanaka & Hayabusu
First ever BWA deathmatch
Necro Butcher vs Akebono
PPV opener
WGS member Dan Severn vs Blue Demon Jr
Locally advertised Pre-PPV dark match
Shinjiro Otani vs Shane Douglas0 -
Ladies and Gents welcome to MFW Steel, with four weeks left to WrestleGlory things are beginning to heat up and tonight we hear from Davey Richards and Dean Malenko regarding what happened at Clash of the Champions, a No. 1 Contenders tournament for the World Championship begins and John Cena speaks for the first time about abandoning Jeff Hardy.
Over the next few weeks, and culminating at WrestleGlory, there will be an eight man single elimination tournament to determine the first No. 1 Contender after WreslteGlory. The following are the first round match, all of which will be contested tonight:
Vader vs. Television Champion Diamond Dallas Page
Roderick Strong vs. one half of the World Tag Team Champions Masato Yoshino
Michael Elgin vs. one half of the World Tag Team Champions Naruki Doi
Yokozuna vs. Billy Kidman
Interview: Monty Brown - "It's a disgrace that me, 'The Alpha Male' Monty Brown has been left out of the No. 1 Contenders tournament. I am the most dominant competitor in MFW and I proved that against Jack Evans at the Clash. I guarantee that tonight, somebody will feel the POOOUUUUUUUUNNNNCCCEEEEEE!!! Period!"
No. 1 Contenders Tournament - First Round
Micahel Elgin vs. Naruki Doi
Elgin dominates the opening stages of the match with his power offense, with Doi trying to rely on his speed knowing he's outmatched power wise. Elgin takes over and locks in a big bearhug as Doi is in trouble. Doi works his way out and makes a comeback finally getting Elgin off his feet. Elgin sits in the corner to recover but Doi hits him with his rolling cannonball, pulls him into the middle of the ring and hits the Bakatare Sliding Kick but only gets two, much to his dismay. Doi goes up top and looks for a Crossbody but Elgin catches him and moves him into the powerbomb position before hitting his Spinning Sitout Powerbomb for three.
Winner (10:03): Michael Elgin
Still to come: more first round matches, Dean Malenko and Davey Richards plsu we hear from John Cena.
No. 1 Contenders Tournament - First Round
Roderick Strong vs. Masato Yoshino
A fast paced, hard hitting match with both men leaving everything in the ring. Tons of counters and chain wrestling as neither man really gets a distinct advantage. Just as Yoshino is getting going, Strong pushed aside the ref and hits Yoshino with a low blow and follows it up with the Gibson Driver for the three count.
Winner (12:32): Roderick Strong
The American Wolves music hits and out comes Davey Richards and Eddie Edwards. Richards calls out Malenko wanting him to explain why he layed them out at The Clash. Malenko comes out,
Malenko: "I attacked you because you claimed to be the best wrestler in the world and that quite simply isn't true. If it were you'd be champion and I wouldn't."
Richards: "How about you put your belt where your mouth is, you and me at WrestleGlory for the Cruiserweight title!"
Malenko: "It wouldn't be fair me to just give you a title shot, I've already arranged a No. 1 Contenders match for you, win that and you'll get The Man of 1000 Holds at WrestleGlory. It'll be next week and your opponent will be...Eddie Edwards."
The American Wolves look at each other nervously as Malenko leaves with a smug look on his face.
No. 1 Contenders Tournament - First Round
Vader vs. TV Champ DDP
DDP tries to slug it out with Vader but Vader just decks him. DDP constantly tries to make a comeback but is emphatically cut off by Vader every time. DDP finally gains a head of steam but as he hits the ropes he's tripped by Monty Brown and Vader follows up with a Powerbomb for the win.
Winner (9:14): Vader
DDP slowly makes his way to his feet as Brown stalks him and nails him with The Pounce. Monty grabs a microphone, "Welcome to the Serengeti" and poses with the TV title for a second time.
No. 1 Contenders Tournament - First Round
Yokozuna vs. Billy Kidman
Yoko dominates Kidman and takes him up for a Samoan Drop. Kidman slips off, pushes Yoko in to the corner and takes him off his feet with a Leg Lariat. Kidman goes up top and hits the Shooting Star but Yoko shoves Kidman off at one. Kidman waits until Yoko gets up but gets nailed with a side kick and Yoko hits the Banzai drop for the victory.
Winner (7:43): Yokozuna
Next week, the semi final matches of the No. 1 Contenders tournament as Yokozuna faces Michael Elgin and Roderick Strong faces Vader, plus to determine who will face Dean Malenko at WrestleGlory, Eddie Edwards will face his American Wolves tag partner Davey Richards. Also the debut of world renowned high flyer Pac (and we hear Jack Evans isn't happy about his arrival in MFW) and we hear from DDP regarding Monty Brown costing him his tournament match. But up next, John Cena.
John Cena's music hits and he comes out to a cacophony of boos. The crowd are furious over what he did to Jeff Hardy and they're letting him know about it. Cena grabs a mic and stands in the ring with his stupid grin, much to the annoyance of the crowd. He soaks in every second of the crowd response before finally talking.
Cena: "Everybody wants to know why I did what I did to Jeff Hardy. First of all, I didn't do anything. Vader and Yokozuna did it all for me, I didn't even have to raise a finger to have him destroyed."
"You see every week for the last year, I came out here as your World Champion and gave you everything I had. I overcame behemoths like Vader and Yokozuna, I fought in grueling stipulation matches and just when it seemed like I wouldn't prevail, I did. And you know why I did? For you people. I came out here and with every fiber of my being I gave you the very best performance I had in me. And what did you do? You booed me night after night."
"I could save women from burning buildings, jump off scaffolds and put twenty guys through a table and you'd still boo me. Yet that screw up, that mess - Jeff Hardy, you cheer him. He's your hero. That's pathetic. You people are pathetic. You're not worthy of seeing me wrestle."
The crowd chant Hardy's name over and over again and Cena just shakes his head. Suddenly,
The crowd goes nuts and Cena looks panicked. But he turns back towards the crowd and grins his goofy grin. The crowd realise they've been had and are enraged.
Cena: "I thought I'd give you idiots this one last reminder of him, because after what happened at The Clash he's not going to make it to WrestleGlory. For the last year I have been the undefeated, undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World and at WrestleGlory that's not going to change."
Cena turns towards the camera gives his best stupid, cheesy grin before leaving to close the show.
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We open 2 weeks away from CWE RAGE with Jerry Lawler in the ring,
"Tonight we come hard, we have The Undertaker and Kevin Steen in the Same ring as tag partners to face the Dudebusters! theres no way they can co exsist!
Homicide will explain the 187 challenge for RAGE, The Horsemen will face off in a 4vs4 elimination match against my own personal security team to be unvield later tonight,
And we have the Intercontinental Championship tournament final rounds
First up is Tigermask vs Lex Luger:
Tigermask uses his speed and agility to stun Luger with a barrage of kicks and Punches, the match never looked to be in any other direction untill Arn Anderson Blasted Tigermask Causing the DQ, afterwards the Horsemen beat down Tigermask untill KENTA and Sasaki made the save.
Suddenly a video appeared on the titantron showing Kenta had been drawn Against Jey Uso, and Sasaki Against Jerry Lynn in the 3rd and 4th rounds of the IC Tourney
Jerry Lynn defeats Sasaki in a quick paced bout When KENTA, Mistakenly kicked Sasaki in the back of the Head. After the match Kenta tried to apoligise but Sasaki stormed off.
Tag team action now as the Dudebusters are in the ring, and Kevin Steen's Music hits he comes out The Dudebusters Scatter as he enters the ring........
The Lights go down, a chill spreads through the arena.......DEAD MAN WALKING starts to play and Taker rides out on his Harley...... Steen looks shocked, at the emergence of Big Evil,The Dudebusters have left Through the crowd
Taker gets into the ring and ask Steen if he still thinks he has what it takes to end his career, Steen nods, Taker smiles and says i hope so cos you got your match, my career on the line in a BARBED WIRE HELL IN THE CELL Steen looks shocked Taker smiles and says see you next Week boy.
Taker rides up to the top of the ramp, and looks back at Steen/ Steen suddenly dosent look that confident.
Homicide is standing in the ring with his Hardcore Championship: Enough of this 24/7 ****, at RAGE there will be 2 men starting in the ring in a hardcore cage match, at 187 seconds another entrant will join, right up untill all 6 men are in the ring, then when there are only 2 men left the winner is the first person to escape the cage Aite?. the entrants are random we find out on the night......
The Horsemen are in the ring Awaiting Lawlers Personal Security force:
Out come The Harris Brothers, Followed by Val Venis who are joined by Gunner.
This quickly Breaks down into Madness with Tully and and Don Harris just swinging blows outside the ring, Gunner is just laying boots into Luger Ron Harris is trying to get out of the corner Where Benoit is just nailing him with shoulder Strikes,and AA and val venis are up at the top of the Ramp swaying dangerously close to the stage edges, as 6 men fight around the arena, Benoit is in the ring with Gunner as benoit goes for the flying headbutt Gunner rolls out of the way and goes for a huge clothesline but Benoit counters it into the crossface and gunner has no option but to tap.
We close off with a rundown of the matches for CWE RAGE:
Kevin Steen vs The Undertaker (career match Barb wire hell in a cell )
4 team ladder match for the tag team championships
(The Uso's, The Dudebusters, AA and Tully Blanchard, The Harris Brothers)
Chris Benoit vs Tigermask (CWE heavyweight championship 2 out of 3 falls (if a third fall is needed 3rd fall is submission only)
187 Challenge (hardcore cage match with 6 entrants)
IC tournament final: Ken Shamrock vs Kenta vs Jerry Lynn vs Gunner (4 man elimination)0 -
WELCOME TO CWA
THE THEME SONG TO TONIGHTS SHOW IS
We begin tonights PPV with a match up for the CWA Tag team championships where Harlem Heat 2000 vs The Gangstas in a falls count anywhere match.
We see the build up on big screenWeek 1: Harlem Heat defeat Morgan and Hernadez to come the no.1 contenders for the tag team title.
Week 2:Harlem Heat issue a open challenge for a team to face them at Revolution
Week 3: The Gangstas interfere in Ahmed Johnson match up and end up beating down Harlem Heat
Week 4: The Gangstas run in to make save on Nikita Koloff who was about to be beat down on by Harlem HeatHARLEM HEAT 2000 VS THE GANGSTAS
The Gangstas have come to the ring with plenty of weapons in hand and ready to go no soon does the bell go when New Jack attacks Stevie Ray with a kendo stick and Ahmed Johnson and Mustapha Saaed battle outside, A fan holds up his chair and Johnson cracks Saeeds head off it, meanwhile inside the ring New Jack has just stapled a dollar bill on Stevie Rays forehead, Johnson runs in the ring and starts to beat down on New Jack this give Saeed the chance to come into the ring and bring in a table he sets it up and suplexes Johnson into the table he is now out and Gangstas take Stevie Ray outside into the crowd and the crowd hand over weapons including crutches and chairs to the Gangstas they attack Stevie Ray with them and throw him down the steps New Jack follows him down and covers him for the win.
Winner and New tag team Champions: The GangstasBackstage
Abyss meets Leatherface backstage the stop and stare at one another suddenly Abyss puts his arms around Leatherface and says.....BROTHER..Piper: It seems CWA has me double jobbing tonight so lets meett the man responsible for this the new owner of the CWA Verne Gagne.
Verne: Talks Roddy good to be here tonight
Piper:So Verne where do you come from..
Verne: Eh.
Piper: Only kidding Verne we all know who the great Verne Gagne is but I would like to know how did you manage to afford to buy 51% of CWA
Verne:Well Hot Rod many years ago after AWA folded what money I had left I invested in some Irish Banks been honest I thought I would have to kiss that money good bye but boy was I wrong
Piper: Ok then why CWA
Verne: I saw JBL making the same mistakes that I did during the AWA and I could not see the greatest federation in the world today go under
Piper: Talking about going under you should seen what Vickie did last night
Verne: Well Roddy you talk a good game I hope tonight during the co-main event you give the fans what they are looking for
Backstage
We see Vivkie Guerrero tearing strips off a helper when suddenly Mr T appearsMr. T: Vickie have a snickers
Vickie:Excuse Me
Mr. T: You know what your like when you get hungary
Vickie:EXCUSE ME
Mr. T: Just have it and stop being a Diva
Vickie: ExCUSE ME....EXCUSE ME...
Match two tonight has Mizz and Mercy go up against Abyss and Mr.Wonderfull we see the build up on the big screen.WEEK 1: Miz and Abyss face off but Waylon Mercy interferes and beats down on Abyss to save Miz
Week 2: The Miz puts down Paul Orndoff backstage
Week 3: Abyss defeats Waylon Mercy and Paul Orndoff stops The Miz from interfering
Week 4: During Pipers Pit the Miz and Mercy are told they have to face Abyss and OrndoffMIZ & MERCY VS ABYSS AND MR.WONDERFULL
Abyss and Mercy start off the match and grapple up but Abyss keeps throwing Mercy into Miz and screams he wants him finally Miz gets into the match up and Abyss hits Miz with a clothesline and follows up with a leg drop Mercy runs in but is only met by Orndoff they battle outside while Abyss whips Miz off the ropes and hits him with the black hole slam and pins him for the win
Winners: Abyss and Mr.Wonderfull
After the match Waylon Mercy takes a chair to Mr.Wonderfull and knocks him out and then goes to attack Abyss inside the ring as he is beating him down the Miz joins in it is not looking good for Abyss until Leatherface runs in with a chain in hand and clears the ring, Suddenly Steve Corinos music hits and we are about to start out next match up.STEVE CORINO VS LEATHER FACE ( DEATH MATCH )
They both bring chairs into the ring sit down in the middle of the ring and takes turns and punching one another Leatherface then staples dollars into Corino forehead , Corino then hits Letherface with a stop sign over the head he then stand up picks up the chair and hits Leatherface with this but Leatherface just stands up and shows that it is taking no affect Corino backs away but Leatherface attacks him and brings him outside the ring where he has barbed wire set up and wraps hit around Corino's face he then sets up a table and sets it on fire picks Corino and puts him through it puts his foot on his chest and the ref counts to 3 for the win
Winner of Death Match: LeatherfaceOur next match up is the much anticaped Pat Patterson vs Orlando Jordan in a table, Ladders and Closets match up rules are the 1st person to be put through a closet is the loser.Pat Patterson Vs Orlando Jordan
Inside the ring there seems to be a load of IKEA type closets set up and they are surrounded by tables and Ladders the match starts with a handshake as Jordan pulls Patterson in closer and blows him a kiss Patterson slaps Jordan across the face but this only puts a smile onto Jordans face the begin to grapple and Patterson body slams Jordan into a table , He then goes to get a chair but Jordan is up and pushes Patterson into a closet but Patterson gets out of the closet fast, the fans start to chant " Patterson is out of the closet, he is out of the closet" this distracts Patterson and Jordan hits him in the back with a chairPatterson falls on all fours and Jordan gets behind him and reaches around to put him into a neck lock , Patterson creeps to to the ropes with Jordan still behind him the ref breaks it up and while the ref is not looking Patterson hits him with a low blow a leaves his hand there longer then expected he whips Jordan into the closets he picks up a ladders a throws it at the closet the closet falls over and Jordan breaks out of it Patterson is declared the winner
Winner: Pat PattersonIts co-main event time where we have the Legends title on the line
with Eddie Guerrero facing off against Hot Rod, the Build up comes on the big screenWeek 1: Eddie Guerrero defeats Scott Hall for the title
Week 2: Pipers interviews Guerrero on Pipers pit but ends up attacking him
Week 3: Piper comes out dressed in Mexican gear but is knocked out by Mr.T who will be in Eddie's corner tonight
Week 4: Piper introduces Vickie Guerrero as his corner person and also tells Eddie they are now togetherEDDIE GUERRERO (w Mr.T ) Vs Roddy Piper ( w Vickie )
The crowd is really up for this match up Eddie and Piper stare down for what seems forever you can feel the electricy in the air Eddie starts off with a flare of punches to Piper who returns with some punches off his own , Pipers whips Eddie to the ropes and Vickie grabs his legs Mr,T has to run over and Vickie backs away Piper tries to put him into a small package but Eddie kicks out easily, the match goes back and forth until Eddie whips Piper into the corner and the ref takes a bump, Eddie hits Piper with the three amigos and climbs the rope ready to hit the frog splash but Vickie gets in the ring and stand in front of Eddie as they stare at one another Mr.T gets in the ring and bodyslams Vickie, Eddie looks at the crowd and then looks at Vickie and hits her with the frog splash as he celebrates the ref is back up and piper grabs Guerrero and puts him into a inside cradle he has his legs on the ropes the ref does not see this as counts to 3...
Winner and new Legends Champion: Rowdy Eoddy PiperThe final match up tonight see JBL face off against Booker T and Nikita Koloff for the CWA Title, the build up comes on the big screenWeek 1: JBL as owner of CWA names himself Champion
Week 2: Booker T challenges JBL for the title
Week 3: During a No.1 contenders match up between Koloff and Booker T JBL interferes in match up
Week 4: Verne Gagne the new owner announces a triple threat match for tonightJBL VS BOOKER T VS NIKITA KOLOFF
The match starts up with Booker T and Nikita Koloff teaming up against JBL this of course does not last long as with JBL down they turn on each other Koloff hits Booker T with a shoulder charge and is pumped up now he lays some kicks in Booker T but JBL takes full advantage and attaks Koloff from behind and throws him over the ropes as Booker gets up he hits him with the clothes line from hell and covers him but Booker kicks out then Koloff gets in the ring and is also met with the clothes line from hell before he can cover Booker grabs him and kicks him in the mid section comes off the rope and hits book end this he then does a spin a rooney but while he is doing this Koloff covers JBL for the win
Winner and New CWA Champion: Nikita KoloffThe show ends with Verne Gagne and the rest of the roster congratulating Nikita Koloff and camera scans to a shocked looking Booker T
And a message from myself Campo thank you for taking the time reading this and hope to see ye all again next year for Draft 2013......
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Show 4/5:
Overview of three previous shows is shown:
The New Age Outlaws reformed after turning on their tag team partners R-Truth and Bart Gunn.
Crash Holly defeated Greg "The Hammer" Valentine to become the Hardcore Champion, which he will defend 24/7, 365 days a year.
Sheamus and Rikishi formed the all-Irish alliance and immediately targeted PWF Champion Hulk Hogan, who was saved by his old friend Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake.
Greg Valentine pinned Crash Holly to win the 24/7 Championship
The New Age Outlaws defeated Rhythm & Blues to become the new Tag-Team Champions.
Brutus Beefcake was attacked by a mystery assailant. As a result he couldn't compete in the main event and was replaced by R-Truth who teamed with Hulk Hogan against Rikishi and Sheamus who picked up the victory.
While the PWF CEO Shane McMahon was announcing his non-PG plans for the company, he was interrupted by Bruno Sammartino who criticised the Sports Entertainment idea of Pro Wrestling.
The Mean Street Posse invaded the PWF as the Mean Street Smarks!
Brutus Beefcake got attacked for the second week in a row by a mystery assailant, this time being dragged out of the ring during a match against Rikishi.
Sheamus won a no.1 contendership match for the PWF Heavyweight title against the Road Dogg, while Hulk Hogan successfully defended the championship against Sammartino, setting up a Hogan-Sheamus main event at the first PWF PPV, Battle-Mania.
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J.R.: Hello and welcome to PWF Intensity!!!!!!!!!!
Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) plays and Hogan and Beefcake storm to ringside. (cheers)
J.R.: Here comes Hogan and Beefcake and I guess they will have a lot to say, but do they have the answer to the burning question; who the hell was Brutus' mystery assailant the last two weeks?
Hogan: For the last two weeks, my best friend, the guy who has been at my side from the very beginning of my pro wrestling career, Brutus Beefcake; has been brutally assaulted by ruthless thugs. Sheamus and Rikishi, why don't you just show your big ugly faces and admit what you done, and then last week, ordered to be done!!
Beefcake: Ruthless cowards, that's exactly what these guys are. They can't accept that Hulk is PWF Heavyweight champion instead of them, and that I would beat Rikishi in any fair match.
Sheamus's music hits and out comes the Irish-Samoan Alliance, Sheamus and Rikishi. (boos)
Sheamus: Cowards? We don't need to hide if we want to kick you up the arse. In fact, I'll do it right now.
The four men start fighting. Sheamus and Rikishi have the upper hand. Shane McMahon walks out.
Shane: Guys, remember the rule, no fighting outside of a fair match. Stop it now or you will be suspended.
The guys stop fighting.
Shane: I am not happy about....
Hogan: Nobody gives a damn what makes you happy, brother. Are you going to suspend these guys or what?
Shane: Not in this case, because they were provoked.
Beefcake: What?
Shane: You called them cowards. However, Sheamus was at ringside and Rikishi was in the match. If you can find evidence that Sheamus or Rikishi ordered the interference in your match last week then I will suspend them immediatey.
Hogan: Evidence? Of course they did it? These guys have been conspiring against us for weeks.
Shane: Then figure out which one, and bring evidence to my desk.
Hogan: I'll bring an ass-kicking to your desk, brother.
J.R: Oh, wait a minute, a Rikishi Kick to Hogan. And Sheamus hits the Brogue Kick on Beefcake. The element of surprise comes into play!! Bah God! Hogan and Beefcake are out cold.
Both men celebrate to a mixture of boos and cheers.
J.R.: Damned if I understand it but some fans are warming to Sheamus and Rikishi. I even see some posters saying SheamusMania. Why would anyone cheer for these inhuman, sick, twisted individuals!?
In a brother vs brother match, Billy Gunn defeated Bart Gunn! Bart failed to get revenge for Billy leaving him to go back teaming with the Road Dogg three shows back.
Announcer: The following match is a number one contendership match the tag-team Championship!!
Rhythm & Blues, Greg "The Hammer" Valentine and The Honky Tonk Man, come to the ring with a guitar and start singing and playing some old-school rock & roll. Suddenly they are interrupted by their opponent 2 Cool's music and Grandmaster Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty come out dancing.
J.R.: Valentine and The Honky Tonk Man don't like the fact they were interrupted!!! It looks like they are going after 2 Cool.
"Oh you didn't know.............."
J.R.: What the........it's the Tag-Team Champions, the New Age Outlaws, what are they doing out here? It's like a musical battle, not a wrestling match. And Rhythm & Blues are going after the Outlaws, and 2 Cool getting involved!! Oh, and Bah God!! a guitar just went straight over the head of Grandmaster Sexay!!! All six men are brawling here!!!! Oh and thank God, it's Shane again!!
Shane: Sigh, I feel like I'm getting busier and busier here controlling you crazy people. Ok, seen as you all like music so much, how about this. A triple-threat tag-team match at PWF Battle-Mania, with a music contest just before the match. Whoever wins, decides the stipulation!!! Rap vs Rock vs Dance!!
The crowd cheers!!
J.R.: What? I don't know what it has to do with wrestling but the crowd sure seem to like it!! And...oh wait a minute, Shane just attacked from behind by...what the? Bruno Sammartino. Sammartino just attacked Shane-O-Mac. Good God Almighty why Bruno, why?? Shane gave you a title match against Hogan last week and you blew it!!
Bruno is given a mic: This rediculous music battle...what has this got to do with wrestling, huh? Nothing! I come from a real generation of professional wrestlers. We were true tough men, not like these....sports entertainers. How about you put at least one proper old-school pro wrestler in a match at the PPV. I want you Shane McMahon, and I want you in a match that I only lost once and I never will lose in again...........inside of a steel cage!!
J.R.: OMG!!!
Bruno: And if I win, I'll take control of PWF Intensity and I will choose the matches every week!! If I lose, I will endorse your show.
J.R.: Why the hell would Shane agree to that? I hope we'll find out soon!! Looks like we might have just added two matches to the PPV!!
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The Mean Street Smarks music hits. boooo
J.R.: Great, these idiots.
In the ring:
Pete Gas: Hello Marks. (smirks) (boooo). Hope you're NOT enjoying tonight's show, because it's been terrible. 2 Cool's moronic push continues. And what was the point of Bart Gunn losing. PWF should make up their mind if they are pushing or punishing him.
Rodney: Bad Booking IMO.
Joey Abs: Yeah, Bad Booking. And don't you just hate the fact that Hulk Hogan refuses to get anyone over.
(booos)
Pete Gas: Hehe, stupid dumb mark idiots. Marking out like morons. The worst thing about this stupid show is the idiotic kayfabe commentary delivered by J.R. acting like everything is real and so dramatic. Marking out like idiots every night for you moronic marks.
(boos)
Pete Gas: Thankfully, we are here to save the day, as in the next match, we will provide guest commentary.
J.R. Oh god, no. I can't sand these idiots any longer.
The Mean Street Smarks walk over to the announce table and put on their headests.
J.R.: Who left those spare headsets there for these idiots.
Rodney: I guess we aren't the only ones sick of these stupid shows.
Lance Cade's music hits and he enters to a mixed reaction.
Rodney: Lance Cade should be more over than he is.
Rodney: Bad Booking IMO.
Smarks67: Yeah, idiot bookers.
The Great Khali's music hits and he enters to boos.
Rodney: This guy is terrible.
Ross: What was the point of attacking this guy last week on that house show?
Smarks67: He's being on a stupid push lately, and we are sick of it. He's everything the IWC hates and that the McMahon family loves.
J.R.: So why do you watch PWF Intensity then if you hate it so much.
Pete Gas: Free world, you know. It's fun to analyse and nitpick and look for things to hate on every week.
J.R.: This match has started, nice anklelock takedown there by Cade.
Rodney: Looks like Cade getting a push.
J.R: Great Khali fighting back with those big chops.
Joey Abs: Khali getting a push now. Rediculous, he can't wrestle and he's rubbish on the mic.
Rodney: Bad booking IMO.
Joey Abs: Yeah, bad booking
J.R.: Is that all you say, Bad Booking IMO. You're pathetic.
Joey Abs: An angrier version of J.R. appearing, maybe a sign of a possible heel turn.
J.R.: There's no heel turn, I'm just pissed off at you idiots.
Joey Abs: Ooh, breaking the PG ERA rules, risky business.
J.R.: For God's sake. Cade fighting back now.
Pete Gas: Lance Cade getting pushed again. He must be licking Shane's ass or maybe they are building him up to win the Money In the Bank in a couple of months.
J.R. Oh but Khali countered with the big chop.
Pete Gas: Lance Cade getting punished again. Maybe he had the balls to speak out against McMahon.
Joey Abs: Or maybe he's bad for ratings. And by the way It's about time the Great Khali learnt more than two moves!
J.R. Khali going for the pin but Lance Cade kicks out after 1.
Pete Gas: Wow quick kickout, Cade getting a big push here. I wish the PWF would make up their mind whether they are pushing him or not.
J.R.: Not everything on PWF is related to whether or not somebody is getting pushed you idiots, the guys are just putting on a good match, and that means both guys get an opportunity to hit moves.
Joey Abs: Hehe, stupid dumb mark, probably thinks wrestling is real or something.
Pete Gas: Everything that happens on Intensity is based on the McMahon family's whim to push or punish wrestlers.
J.R.: No it's not you idiot, the wrestlers decide what happens in the ring up until the ending.
Pete Gas: Haha, yeah right.
Joey Abs: And now the Great Khali punching Lance Cade on the head.
Pete Gas: Kayfabe punching.
Joey Abs: Yes, kayfabe punching of course, he's not really hitting Lance Cade, it's just kayfabe.
Joey Abs: SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! Cover your ears if you don't want to know...Lance Cade will win this one.
J.R.: You just gave away the damn ending you idiot.
Joey Abs: Don't be jealous coz we know more than you. It's important the viewers realise that we are the real experts in the PWF and we know that we are talking about. The wrestlers real names, what's going to happen, who's getting pushed, who's getting punished. We're geniuses.
Pete Gas: Yeah.
J.R. Your parents must be real proud.
Pete Gas: I'd like to take a moment to praise the great God of the IWC.
Joey Abs: Mr Dave Meltzer, God of the Smarks, The Real Great One, the man who ruined our enjoyment of professional wrestling forever, WE LOVE YOU.
Pete Gas: Not in a gay way, but yes, we think of you always.
J.R: What? I can't bel...........
Pete Gas: Eh, don't interrupt our moment.
(pause)
J.R.: Diving Elbow Drop, this is over!! 1...2...3 Lance Cade has the victory over the Great Khali after hitting a diving elbow drop..
Rodney: Bad Booking IMO.
Pete Gas: Yeah bad booking, they should have had him squash The Great Khali, that would really have gotten him over.
Joey Abs: Yeah, listen to this crowd, he's not over at all. Stupid idiot writers.
J.R.: Why don't you just leave, nobody wants you here.
Pete Gas: I don't agree, I think we might just stay to the end of the show.
J.R.: Please, no.
Lance Cade leaves. After the match The Great Khali gets up and walks towards the announce table and attacks the smarks, hitting the same stupid chop move over and over again.
J.R. Thank God.
J.R.: Do you still think he can't fight, guys, huh?
Pete Gas and Rodney help Joey Abs to his feet and all three run to the back.
The Great Khali's music hits and the crowd celebrates.
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Hogan and Beefcake are backstage:
Beefcake: You know I'm not sure what it was Sheamus who attacked me the first time either. His body just seemed different. And definitely wasn't Rikishi.
Hogan: Yeah, ya'd recognise him. Hmm, maybe your memory is bad from the hit you took.
Beefcake: Hazy but I remember that. I paid particular attention the last time. Maybe they are getting someone to do their dirty work or something.
Hogan: It's possible. I'll launch an investigation and I promise to found out who did this.
Beefcake: Thanks, Terry, thanks for always being there for me.
Beefcake walks away. Off-camera Hogan is attacked from behind and knocked to the ground.
J.R.: Oh my God!
Beefcake comes back but the assailant has already run away. Beefcake helps Hogan to his feet.
J.R: Well they've already attacked Brutus Beefcake a couple of times, and now they've attacked Hogan. Who is doing this, any why? Up next, Brutus Beefcake has got a no.1 contendership match for the Intercontinental title against Rikishi, in a rematch from last week. The winner will face R-Truth for the title at the Battle-Mania Pay-per-view.
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Beefcake and Hogan backstage again
Beefcake: I'm going to kill those guys. I swear. That guy who attacked you earlier; even though he was wearing a mask and his skin was covered, he didn't look like Sheamus, right?
Hogan (holding his back): Right. So its confirmed. Sheamus and Rikishi are getting someone to their dirty work for them. Don't you remember anything from that first attack. When they threw you into a wall.
Beefcake: No, the concussion knocked me out.
Hogan: And when they dragged you under the ring?
Beefcake: It was too dark. And he was wearing a mask.
Hogan shakes his head: Anyway, good luck in your match. Kick his ass.
Hogan walks towards the entrance to the arena.
Rikishi's music plays and he makes his entrance.
The camera moves backstage to again follow Beefcake towards the Arena. Just as he gets close to the entrance he is attacked! Speared and then kicked multiple times while on the ground by a tall, masked assailant. Beefcake manages to recover and fights back, but the assailant runs off. Beefcake limps towards the entrance way.
J.R.: GOOD GOD!! Beefcake attacked yet again!! What the hell is going on here??
"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEEFCAKE"
Brutus Beefcake's music plays and he makes his entrance but he's visibly in pain.
J.R: I can't believe what just happened. Beefcake got attacked again. That's the third time in three weeks. And Hogan too. Who is doing this and WHY?
2nd commentator: At least it looks like he will be participate in this match.
J.R.: Yes but visibly weakened. Those cowards don't want to fight Beefcake fully fit. They want to cheat their way towards the PPV.
2nd Commentator: Well, you can't just keep throwing around accusations like that.
J.R.: I'll do whatever the hell I like. I'm calling it as I see it.
Announcer: And his opponent, weighing in at 425lbs, RIKISHI!
booo
Despite being under pressure for the whole match, Beefcake somehow manages to look on a sleeper hold and force Rikishi to tap out.
J.R.: Wow, I can't believe it, Beefcake has won it. The crowd is celebrating. I don't think they can believe it either. Beefcake, despite being assaulted before entering the arena, somehow found a way to win this one. And he will fight R-Truth for the Intercontinental title at the Pay-per-view.
That's three more matches added tonight for Battle-Mania!
Join us next time at PWF Intensity!!0 -
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