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Talk in Haikus!

29-01-2012 03:08PM

#1

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I'm bored on this day,
Nothing to keep me busy
Anything funny?

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#2 29-01-2012 03:11PM

El_Dangeroso

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No. Hahahaha!
Hahahahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!

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#3 29-01-2012 03:16PM

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i dont want to write
in haikus, they are boring
you are boring too

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#4 29-01-2012 03:19PM

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I am not boring,
yore ma is less fun than I
she told me last night.

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#5 29-01-2012 03:21PM

dr.bollocko

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Stop the yore ma jokes.
And don't call people boring.
Or I will ban you.

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#6 29-01-2012 03:21PM

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my ma is not much
good at playing bingo, it's
true. you're still boring

sorry dr b didnt see :pac:

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#7 29-01-2012 03:24PM

randomuser77

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Do not get involved,
This thread is ridiculous.
Let's hope it gets locked.

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#8 29-01-2012 03:24PM

FatherLen

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haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator

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#9 29-01-2012 03:25PM

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haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator

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#10 29-01-2012 03:26PM

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Stop the yore ma jokes.
And don't call people boring.
Or I will ban you.

Perhaps most effort,
put into a forum ban
you have my respect

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#11 29-01-2012 03:28PM

Underdraft

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No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No There's no limits

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#12 29-01-2012 03:33PM

Rhyme

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bluewolf wrote: »

haikus are easy
but sometimes they dont make sense
refrigerator

Came here to post that
Leaving thread disappointed
Herp-a derp-a derp.

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#13 29-01-2012 03:34PM

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I once won in bingo,
Still don't know how, but I did,
They shout house instead

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#14 29-01-2012 04:35PM

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Fasten seatbelts tight.
Your seat cushions float gently.
Headsets five dollars.

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#15 29-01-2012 05:27PM

Lapin

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Lorsque les mouettes suivent le chalutier,
C'est parce qu'ils pensent que des sardines seront jetées á la mér,
Merci beaucoup.

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#16 29-01-2012 05:28PM

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Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.

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#17 29-01-2012 05:42PM

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What else would you do
on a sunday afternoon
but talk in haiku?

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#18 29-01-2012 05:44PM

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Roses are red, violets are blue
I've got Alzheimer's
cheese on toast

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#19 29-01-2012 05:44PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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This is not so hard
To talk in haiku - easy!
I could do this all....

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#20 29-01-2012 05:44PM

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Marcus_Crassus wrote: »

Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.

Book better than film?
A redundant argument.
Fincher is still cool.

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#21 29-01-2012 05:50PM

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supercalifrag
ilisticexpeala
docious, atrocious...

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#22 29-01-2012 06:04PM

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This thread is new
but it isnt great
lets get back to slagging foreigners

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#23 29-01-2012 06:20PM

im invisible

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Got a lift with a
black roma polish taxi driver
'busy tonight, yeah?'

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#24 29-01-2012 07:47PM

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This might be some fun.
Should I give this a go? Or
stick to limericks?

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#25 29-01-2012 07:52PM

some random drunk

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The German Guns: Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

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#26 29-01-2012 07:57PM

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Blast him with piss now,
Then maybe do it again,
Atari Jaguar.

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#27 29-01-2012 09:05PM

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Is After Hours the
place for smart discussions?
Perhaps Roma gypsies.

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#28 29-01-2012 09:21PM

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Not gonna happen,
I've got better things to do.
B*ll#cks! tricked again!

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#29 29-01-2012 09:46PM

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Oh no not this again
f#cking haiku appearing
on after hours.

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#30 29-01-2012 10:04PM

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some random drunk wrote: »

The German Guns: Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

No, they go as follows: Peng, Peng, Peng

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#31 29-01-2012 10:08PM

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Pyjamas look good
And comfortable to wear
At the dole office

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