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If you were God...

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  • #62
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    old hippy wrote: »
    Adultery is a crime? :confused:

    Didn't say adultery is a crime, I said most crime, wars and adultery would be avoided.


  • #63
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    I would make amn immune to religion, religion seems to be behind most of mans atrocities


  • #64
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Help tim tebow play football, just like the real god.


  • #65
    Bullchomper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    Executive Steve wrote: »
    I'd put the testicles INSIDE the torso.

    Then they would be ovaries, and you would be a woman...:D


  • #66
    Bullchomper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    Give all humankind excessive amounts of dopamine.. everyone walking around whacked off their eyeballs on a pleasure buzz and loving everything!!


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  • #67
    Pissmire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭Pissmire


    I'd end all suffering. But that'd mean Joe Duffy wouldn't have any more misery to feed off, and he'd suffer, ah every cloud.........


  • #68
    robman60
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,230 ✭✭✭robman60


    If I were God I'd like to alter people's loathing, of themselves or others.


  • #69
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,280 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Help tim tebow play football, just like the real god.

    He'll never play like Aaron Rodgers. :pac:


  • #70
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Get better looking as you get older.


  • #71
    Kev.OC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 808 ✭✭✭Kev.OC


    I'd grant people the power of flight. If you did, then you'd essentially eliminate the need for public or private transport. That in turn would greatly reduce our dependence on fossil fuels. We'd only need vehicles for transporting goods or for primary sector jobs.

    On an unrelated note, I'd bring back dinosaurs! Maybe not to the world though. I'd start with an island (New Zealand maybe) and see how it works out. If people and dinosaurs could co-exist I'd introduce them to new areas. If not then maybe just leave New Zealand as a dinosaur reserve.


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  • #72
    Lady Chuckles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭Lady Chuckles


    I would love for people to see the beauty in the smallest of things, I would love for them to be tolerant, respectful and loving ... and have a lot of fun :)


  • #73
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    If I were dog, I'd cure dyslexia


  • #74
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    The Internet Explorer wrote: »
    I would alter mans ability & need to believe in God. To improve man, I would teach him the story of evolution. He would be more honourable if I showed him that I do not exist.

    The one flaw in your brilliant strategy is.......Oh, I see what you did there.

    Mind = blown


  • #75
    Attabear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭Attabear


    old hippy wrote: »
    If I were dog, I'd cure dyslexia

    If I were dog, I'd make chocolate less poisonous.

    I'd eliminate cats and hide all the dog whistles.


    Wait.........What was the question again?

    :confused:


  • #76
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Id wipe out the baptists, wahabi muslims, fundi hindus and joe duffy.


  • #77
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    clappyhappy wrote: »
    Greed, I think if we weren't greedy almost every crime,war,adultery,etc wouldn't happen.

    Yeah but almost every new invention, scientific advancement, discovery probably wouldn't have happened either. Greed for fame, money, recognition is the driving force behind almost everybody on the planet, it's a necessary evil in a lot of ways. You'll never succeed without some form of greed.


  • #78
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,332 ✭✭✭RichieC


    token101 wrote: »
    clappyhappy wrote: »
    Greed, I think if we weren't greedy almost every crime,war,adultery,etc wouldn't happen.

    Yeah but almost every new invention, scientific advancement, discovery probably wouldn't have happened either. Greed for fame, money, recognition is the driving force behind almost everybody on the planet, it's a necessary evil in a lot of ways. You'll never succeed without some form of greed.

    Thats one theory. I wouldnt personally agree.


  • #79
    Ghost Buster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Seeing as Im all powerful I wouldnt alter humanity. I would do the job right in the first place and would create a world AND universe suitable for them. But mainly, rather than lurking utterly undetectable in the shadows with all this faith and free will ****e' causing so much confusion i would make myself public leaving absolutely no doubt as to my existence and actually take an active role.


  • #80
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,707 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Implement Instant Karma.

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  • #81
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,007 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I'd dander down to earth and go: "Hey people I exist!"

    That karma one above, sweet idea.

    I'd have a harem for myself like the one in 300.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • #82
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    if i was god i'd make women say what they mean instead of saying what they dont mean and expecting us to be able to read their minds.


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