Housemate is gone for a week, left his phone with facebook perma-logged on.

wobbles-grogan · 23-01-2012 03:02PM #1

So yeah, he's gone for 4 days or something, I woke up this morning to an alarm going off downstairs. Went down to find them gone to the airport, phone on the counter, house upside down, and..... facebook still logged on?! Awesome! Must ruin his account.

Might try doing a running joke for the whole time he's gone... He'll never know! (except for the high possibility of an internet café)
Anyone have any good ones?

I can only think up of the normal crappy "shagged a sheep" ones...

I think the good people of after hours will be able to help me here!

Logical Fallacy · 23-01-2012 03:04PM

You should put up a status update where he says there are 4 days in a week.

Make him look stupid.

GavRedKing · 23-01-2012 03:04PM

Its fun to mess up his account for a few minutes until you realsie its childish and nearly every person will be able to tell if its a "frape"

wobbles-grogan · 23-01-2012 03:05PM

gavredking wrote: »

Its fun to mess up his account for a few minutes until you realsie its childish and nearly every person will be able to tell if its a "frape"

But thats why I'm asking! I dont want childish easily recognisable ones. I want ones i can run with and make it look like him doing it!

giant_midget · 23-01-2012 03:06PM

delete all his personal information & details & photos then close his account

Micky Dolenz · 23-01-2012 03:06PM

Change his status to "I'm ghey"

Or just be a normal grown up and leave his personal stuff alone.

whitewave · 23-01-2012 03:07PM

is he gone with his girlfriend? put up a status saying "she said yes!" and a photo of an engagement ring

then sit back and enjoy the lols as people start gossiping/commenting like crazy

davet82 · 23-01-2012 03:09PM

admit to be being the 'real' guy who jumped that taxi on youtube

endacl · 23-01-2012 03:10PM

Wait till he gets home. Then give him a handwritten list of everything you could have posted. Double upside. He'll appreciate you respecting his personal space, and you won't be an immature bell end.

frag420 · 23-01-2012 03:10PM

Do what my friend did to me................like as many radical groups as possible. Mainly crazy religious ones, Ghey ones etc. Then delete info from bands he likes to books/interests etc and write in his love for gospel music, Jesus etc. Turn him into a Bible nut.

Also works if you like contradictoy pages that are rascist, homopbobic, anti semetic etc*

He will love the attention

frAg

*purely for baiting purposes...............nothing serious intended.

wobbles-grogan · 23-01-2012 03:11PM

endacl wrote: »

Wait till he gets home. Then give him a handwritten list of everything you could have posted. Double upside. He'll appreciate you respecting his personal space, and you won't be an immature bell end.

This could be good. Tell him to cook me dinner for the next month as a thank you to my maturity.

I like it

kwestfan08 · 23-01-2012 03:11PM

Log into redtube with his Facebook account and just start liking a load of videos. Better than the usual frape

John Doe1 · 23-01-2012 03:11PM

change his relationship status everyday that he is away, then on the last day say he is in an open relationship with his mother

stovelid · 23-01-2012 03:13PM

Ruin his account.

It will finally give him an excuse to kick your head in.

Sounds overdue.

yuppies · 23-01-2012 03:13PM

Changes his settings so that the only person who can see his statuses is himself (and if possible, you); he'll feel like sh'it when he thinks everyone is ignoring him!

wobbles-grogan · 23-01-2012 03:15PM

stovelid wrote: »

Ruin his account.

It will finally give him an excuse to kick your head in.

Sounds overdue.

Bit harsh dont you think?
Only having a laugh like...

23-01-2012 03:15PM

add loads and loads of semi clad fellows

Duggy747 · 23-01-2012 03:17PM

Pretend your housemate has found Jesus and post regular updates and quotes from the bible in relation to his day.

Proverbs 14:27 The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life, that one may turn away from the snares of death.

:pac:

Hersheys · 23-01-2012 03:18PM

Change his birthday

Mance Rayder · 23-01-2012 03:18PM

Identity theft, Slander....You seem like a great friend.

Chucky the tree · 23-01-2012 03:28PM

CiscoStudent wrote: »

Identity theft, Slander....You seem like a great friend.

You seem like an even better one with your fun and enjoyable attitude....

wobbles-grogan · 23-01-2012 03:31PM

Chucky the tree wrote: »

You seem like an even better one with your fun and enjoyable attitude....

Finally someone stands up for me!!

The religious one above sounds good! Also, i quite like the engaged thing, not gone with a (the) gf though...

amdublin · 23-01-2012 03:31PM

Hersheys wrote: »

Change his birthday

I like this one. Put it for two weeks time dnd he'll get a load of messages

jonnyfingers · 23-01-2012 03:31PM

Browse some well known porn sites and "Like" every video.

flanders1979 · 23-01-2012 03:32PM

Turn it off so you don't have to listen to his phone ringing. Send one of his family/friends a text saying he left it behind if you are feeling considerate, before you turn it off.

Mickey Dazzler · 23-01-2012 03:33PM

substitute his profile picture for a picture of your arse.

HazDanz · 23-01-2012 03:33PM

Start posting a new obsession he has for something trivial. Different shades of paint or lamps, just something ordinary you wouldn't give second thought to.

As the days go on post more and more pictures of whatever it is and commenting how much he likes it and get more vivid with descriptions to the point people think he's actual turned on by the object.

Also change his language to something that uses sign characters, pain in the ass finding English language when that's done.

TheZohanS · 23-01-2012 03:35PM

wobbles-grogan wrote: »

So yeah, he's gone for 4 days or something, I woke up this morning to an alarm going off downstairs. Went down to find them gone to the airport, phone on the counter, house upside down, and..... facebook still logged on?! Awesome! Must ruin his account.

Might try doing a running joke for the whole time he's gone... He'll never know! (except for the high possibility of an internet café)
Anyone have any good ones?

I can only think up of the normal crappy "shagged a sheep" ones...

I think the good people of after hours will be able to help me here!

Forget about Facebook, get texting. Download a photo of a willy and send it to a few females in his address book.

JumpingforJack · 23-01-2012 03:38PM

Change his gender to female. Classic.

BunShopVoyeur · 23-01-2012 03:38PM

wobbles-grogan wrote: »

So yeah, he's gone for 4 days or something, I woke up this morning to an alarm going off downstairs. Went down to find them gone to the airport, phone on the counter, house upside down, and..... facebook still logged on?! Awesome! Must ruin his account.

Might try doing a running joke for the whole time he's gone... He'll never know! (except for the high possibility of an internet café)
Anyone have any good ones?

I can only think up of the normal crappy "shagged a sheep" ones...

I think the good people of after hours will be able to help me here!

Frape him like the slut he is!!!

alwaysadub · 23-01-2012 03:39PM

"I'm going to be a daddy!!!!" is always a good one.

Housemate is gone for a week, left his phone with facebook perma-logged on.

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