Housemate is gone for a week, left his phone with facebook perma-logged on.

wobbles-grogan

So yeah, he's gone for 4 days or something, I woke up this morning to an alarm going off downstairs. Went down to find them gone to the airport, phone on the counter, house upside down, and..... facebook still logged on?! Awesome! Must ruin his account.

Might try doing a running joke for the whole time he's gone... He'll never know! (except for the high possibility of an internet café)
Anyone have any good ones?

I can only think up of the normal crappy "shagged a sheep" ones...

I think the good people of after hours will be able to help me here!

Logical Fallacy

You should put up a status update where he says there are 4 days in a week.

Make him look stupid.

GavRedKing

Its fun to mess up his account for a few minutes until you realsie its childish and nearly every person will be able to tell if its a "frape"

wobbles-grogan

gavredking wrote: »

Its fun to mess up his account for a few minutes until you realsie its childish and nearly every person will be able to tell if its a "frape"

But thats why I'm asking! I dont want childish easily recognisable ones. I want ones i can run with and make it look like him doing it!

giant_midget

delete all his personal information & details & photos then close his account

Micky Dolenz

Change his status to "I'm ghey"

Or just be a normal grown up and leave his personal stuff alone.

whitewave

is he gone with his girlfriend? put up a status saying "she said yes!" and a photo of an engagement ring

then sit back and enjoy the lols as people start gossiping/commenting like crazy

davet82

admit to be being the 'real' guy who jumped that taxi on youtube

endacl

Wait till he gets home. Then give him a handwritten list of everything you could have posted. Double upside. He'll appreciate you respecting his personal space, and you won't be an immature bell end.

frag420

Do what my friend did to me................like as many radical groups as possible. Mainly crazy religious ones, Ghey ones etc. Then delete info from bands he likes to books/interests etc and write in his love for gospel music, Jesus etc. Turn him into a Bible nut.

Also works if you like contradictoy pages that are rascist, homopbobic, anti semetic etc*

He will love the attention

frAg






*purely for baiting purposes...............nothing serious intended.

wobbles-grogan

endacl wrote: »

Wait till he gets home. Then give him a handwritten list of everything you could have posted. Double upside. He'll appreciate you respecting his personal space, and you won't be an immature bell end.

This could be good. Tell him to cook me dinner for the next month as a thank you to my maturity.

I like it

kwestfan08

Log into redtube with his Facebook account and just start liking a load of videos. Better than the usual frape

John Doe1

change his relationship status everyday that he is away, then on the last day say he is in an open relationship with his mother

stovelid

Ruin his account.

It will finally give him an excuse to kick your head in.

Sounds overdue.

yuppies

Changes his settings so that the only person who can see his statuses is himself (and if possible, you); he'll feel like sh'it when he thinks everyone is ignoring him!

wobbles-grogan

stovelid wrote: »

Ruin his account.

It will finally give him an excuse to kick your head in.

Sounds overdue.

Bit harsh dont you think?
Only having a laugh like...

add loads and loads of semi clad fellows

Duggy747

Pretend your housemate has found Jesus and post regular updates and quotes from the bible in relation to his day.

Proverbs 14:27 The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life, that one may turn away from the snares of death.

:pac:

Hersheys

Change his birthday

Mance Rayder

Identity theft, Slander....You seem like a great friend.

Chucky the tree

CiscoStudent wrote: »

Identity theft, Slander....You seem like a great friend.

You seem like an even better one with your fun and enjoyable attitude....

wobbles-grogan

Chucky the tree wrote: »

You seem like an even better one with your fun and enjoyable attitude....

Finally someone stands up for me!!

The religious one above sounds good! Also, i quite like the engaged thing, not gone with a (the) gf though...

amdublin

Hersheys wrote: »

Change his birthday

I like this one. Put it for two weeks time dnd he'll get a load of messages

jonnyfingers

Browse some well known porn sites and "Like" every video.

flanders1979

Turn it off so you don't have to listen to his phone ringing. Send one of his family/friends a text saying he left it behind if you are feeling considerate, before you turn it off.

Mickey Dazzler

substitute his profile picture for a picture of your arse.

HazDanz

Start posting a new obsession he has for something trivial. Different shades of paint or lamps, just something ordinary you wouldn't give second thought to.

As the days go on post more and more pictures of whatever it is and commenting how much he likes it and get more vivid with descriptions to the point people think he's actual turned on by the object.

Also change his language to something that uses sign characters, pain in the ass finding English language when that's done.

TheZohanS

wobbles-grogan wrote: »

So yeah, he's gone for 4 days or something, I woke up this morning to an alarm going off downstairs. Went down to find them gone to the airport, phone on the counter, house upside down, and..... facebook still logged on?! Awesome! Must ruin his account.

Might try doing a running joke for the whole time he's gone... He'll never know! (except for the high possibility of an internet café)
Anyone have any good ones?

I can only think up of the normal crappy "shagged a sheep" ones...

I think the good people of after hours will be able to help me here!

Forget about Facebook, get texting. Download a photo of a willy and send it to a few females in his address book.

JumpingforJack

Change his gender to female. Classic.

BunShopVoyeur

wobbles-grogan wrote: »

So yeah, he's gone for 4 days or something, I woke up this morning to an alarm going off downstairs. Went down to find them gone to the airport, phone on the counter, house upside down, and..... facebook still logged on?! Awesome! Must ruin his account.

Might try doing a running joke for the whole time he's gone... He'll never know! (except for the high possibility of an internet café)
Anyone have any good ones?

I can only think up of the normal crappy "shagged a sheep" ones...

I think the good people of after hours will be able to help me here!

Frape him like the slut he is!!!

alwaysadub

"I'm going to be a daddy!!!!" is always a good one.

smash

Post a few updated about being drunk. Then as the night goes on get more obnoxious and then upload a pic of a small willy and tag it with "I know all you bitches want me"

Also, add a shít loads of strangers as friends.

Kev.OC

If you're going to "frape" your housemate, take your time, do it properly. Subtlety is key. If you arouse suspicion, you've failed.

Might be fun to change his status to "I love willys!", but that's painfully obvious as a "frape".

As for contributing with ideas, I'm drawing a blank here. I'll get back to you.

On a side note, real pity that "She said "yes"!" one is out.

Ellis Dee

Why not just switch the phone off and save your housemate all that extra expense?:rolleyes:

You know, do him a favour. What goes round comes round.:)

Anyone

Final thing you should do, is install the chinese keyboard on the phone and change the settings to chinese. Actually, this is only funny as long as he isn't chinese.

gosuckonalemon

wobbles-grogan wrote: »

So yeah, he's gone for 4 days or something, I woke up this morning to an alarm going off downstairs. Went down to find them gone to the airport, phone on the counter, house upside down, and..... facebook still logged on?! Awesome! Must ruin his account.

Might try doing a running joke for the whole time he's gone... He'll never know! (except for the high possibility of an internet café)
Anyone have any good ones?

I can only think up of the normal crappy "shagged a sheep" ones...

I think the good people of after hours will be able to help me here!

change his status to "finally got 4 days away from that childish retard that I have to live with". See what kind of response you get..

seamus

Come up with a small adventure story covering the whole four days and post status updates every couple of hours. Screw with the location settings and check-ins to make it appear like you're posting from those locations.

Start off small with something like, "Got off airplane and discovered that someone has stolen my wallet & passport. Fnck sakes". Then an hour later, "Cops won't believe me. Sitting in a cell waiting to be processed or something".

Then two hours later, "They left the door open so I made a run for it. Sitting at the back of a café now, robbed some cash for food off a drunk guy. I don't think they're looking for me".

Make sure that you let the phone ring out every time it goes off, and be careful only to be on facebook for a couple of seconds at a time. Never respond to any questions on facebook, only post the update and then log off.
The story should culminate with him stealing money off an asian prostitute and using it to buy a fake passport and bribe a security official at the airport a few hours before his (actual) scheduled arrival home.

MagicSean

Each day write a story about how the day went with ridiculous situations. Just swipe some ideas from Idiot Abroad.

EDIT: Dam you Seamus for reading my mind.

Standard Toaster

Melt his phone in the microwave.

blatantrereg

JumpingforJack wrote: »

Change his gender to female. Classic.

that one is good because he ont notice for a while, so more a wtf moment.Also if bday reminders get sent out they'll say she/her.



Add a mark wahlberg album and add lots of pics of mark wahlburg to it - a few at a time for maximum visibility. Add a like for the film "boogie nights" and New Kids on the Block, as well as Mark Wahlberg

castie

Duggy747 wrote: »

Pretend your housemate has found Jesus and post regular updates and quotes from the bible in relation to his day.

Proverbs 14:27 The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life, that one may turn away from the snares of death.

:pac:

Post status updates that his housemate has attacked him with a knife.
Continue this for a few days and ... oh wait where did i get this idea again..

Hello world

I draped my sister once, said that she was feeding a horse and it trampled her and she was then in hospital with an ankle that was shattered and she had to decide if she should get it removed at the knee of saw through the shin. I think what really sold it was when I commented from my account saying "mom wants to know when she can come in and visit"
Then I switched her phone to airplane mode and let it sit for a while. When she finally turned the phone off airplane loads of texts came through wishing her well and all that crap family in Dublin and stuff were ringing my mother trying to see if she was ok .... Was shocked at how many people believed it

conorhal

Start randomly 'un-friending' people and when the mail him to ask why, just reply, 'Oh I think we both know the answer to that....'

bricky06

Get him to have a birthday every day this week and see how many of his 'friends' actually know him!

Jess16

Scroll through his friends list to find his most aesthetically challenged female friend and start flirting with her via pm before eventually organising a date for the same day he's due back in the country.

Then confuse the hell out of her and everybody else by leaving a few well placed comments, including: "What a happy photo" and "Dynamite cheekbones dude" on several of his hottest male friends' photos

endacl

Jess16 wrote: »

Scroll through his friends list to find his most aesthetically challenged female friend and start flirting with her via pm before eventually organising a date for the same day he's due back in the country.

Then confuse the hell out of her and everybody else by leaving a few well placed comments, including: "What a happy photo" and "Dynamite cheekbones dude" on several of his hottest male friends' photos

With the added benefit of hurting people op doesn't even know? 'Aesthetically challenged'...?

endacl

Turn his phone off. Put it in his room. Shut the door. Get on with your own week. Don't be an arse. Will stand to you in the long run. Not being an arse.

wobbles-grogan

endacl wrote: »

Turn his phone off. Put it in his room. Shut the door. Get on with your own week. Don't be an arse. Will stand to you in the long run. Not being an arse.

Ah have a bit of craic will ya!

Its not like he takes facebook seriously anyway...

Oranage2

Message every girl 'friend' he has saying he wants to have sex with them.

Stinicker

F7ck just got back from the clinic, chlamydia what a horrible dose!

brummytom

My favourite I ever got was 'Sometimes I frape myself to make it look like I've got friends'