Road Rage incidents. Any experiences?

Chuck Stone · 23-01-2012 01:57AM #1

Well AH any experiences of road rage?

Here's mine.

Was driving back from a wedding yesterday and there was this fucking mong driving about 8 feet from my bumper at 100KPH so I decide I'll make him realise what he's doing is dangerous and as we approach a 60KPH sign I wait til I'm about 20m from it and brake briskly to comply with the law.

He came dangerously close to the back of my car and knew the message I was giving him. Anyway he sticks up his middle finger at me so I retaliate making the wanker action out the widow. What next? He gestures me to pull over....

Now I've been in two pretty severe rear endings which wrote off the cars so people tail gating me drives me nuts... so I think to myself 'Okay.. fuck it...' and decide to pull over he pulls over too behind me.

So I get out of my car, as does he, and we walk towards each other. We come face to face and he looks like a strong enough bloke - I must have a looked quite big to him too - I'm broad shouldered and just under 6tf 2.

So I'm telling him he's driving too close and he's going to cause an accident. He said you should be driving faster or something and steps forward so we're nearly chest to chest.

I don't like people being that close to me because it's within headbut and knee to the balls range so I push him back a little (not forcefully) and then he swung at me and landed a blow on my left cheek.

I was a little taken aback but my anger was still there so I say 'Is this want you want?' So I walk towards him and launch a full force kick to his crotch connecting with his balls and say 'IS THIS WHAT YOU ****ING WANT' and he starts to back away...

I'm not the fighting type but I'm also not the backing down type and after the kick he starts backing off and that's the end of it.

Btw dude, if you're reading this you punch like a little girl, I don't even have a mark on me.

So AH folks, share dem road rage stories.

Sindri · 23-01-2012 01:59AM

Yeah, when those ****ing idiot

(women)

drivers don't turn off their full lights.

Jesus Wept · 23-01-2012 01:59AM

Yours sounds more interesting, I can wait.

Chuck Stone · 23-01-2012 02:01AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Yours sounds more interesting, I can wait.

Just PM'd a mod to see if it's okay

kelty · 23-01-2012 02:02AM

Sindri wrote: »

Yeah, when those ****ing idiot
(women)
drivers don't turn off their full lights.

..or when some idiots forget to turn on their lights at night. Seen this many times.

admiralofthefleet · 23-01-2012 02:05AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca-HZ7qiR0I

Reamer Fanny · 23-01-2012 02:05AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Well AH any experiences of road rage?

I have one but I'll send it to the mods for approval because it has a bit of a chance of causing legal issues.

Once had some bald twat screaming at me because I was occupying the yellow box, I had no choice as I had just beaten the lights and the cars were backed up all the way to the yellow box. Then this lunatic starts screaming at me I never wanted to murder someone so much...

Never occupy the yellow box

Sindri · 23-01-2012 02:06AM

I remember as a young lad in a car park in Dublin and some lad reverses into my dads car, drives into a car parked in front of us and then again reverses into my dads car.

Now at the best of times 'the Bull' as my friend calls him, was not a man to mess with but when this driver just drove off without apologising he had to be restrained by a Guard.

Got out of the car and started shouting expletives after the lad.

That was a fun birthday.

Underdraft · 23-01-2012 02:09AM

Recently I was driving down the road after playing a football match. I was just minding my own business when out of nowhere a bunch of scoucers start chasing me and hurling insults at me. By the time I got back to my multi-million pound mansion and told the story to my supermodel girlfriend I was almost in tears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Xuflw0s9c

44leto · 23-01-2012 02:10AM

No I am generally a very easy going driver, but I will admit to BIKE RAGE, I really would want to cop on about that.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 23-01-2012 02:14AM

I don't suffer road rage at all actually.. I'm pretty chilled out and get a laugh out of **** who wanna give me attitude.

People are windy f*cks locked away inside their little car, sorta like internet warriors safe behind their keyboards.

Marty McFly · 23-01-2012 02:16AM

Alora Purring Shoe wrote: »

I don't suffer road rage at all actually.. I'm pretty chilled out and get a laugh out of **** who wanna give me attitude.

People are windy f*cks locked away inside their little car, sorta like internet warriors safe behind their keyboards.

Mmm not really the same thing :cool:.

Chuck Stone · 23-01-2012 02:21AM

Alora Purring Shoe wrote: »

People are windy f*cks locked away inside their little car, sorta like internet warriors safe behind their keyboards.

The one I had today involved being face to face and there were blows exchanged. :eek:

I'm a fairly passive guy too.

Cardinal Richelieu · 23-01-2012 02:21AM

Once had a member of the Traveller Community spit on my car and try to kick the drivers door in at the roundabout outside Dublin Airport while he was still sitting in the passage seat of his mates van. I don't know how they get such a bad rep.......

Reamer Fanny · 23-01-2012 02:23AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Alora Purring Shoe wrote: »

People are windy f*cks locked away inside their little car, sorta like internet warriors safe behind their keyboards.

The one I had today involved being face to face and there were blows exchanged. :eek:

I'm a fairly passive guy too.

Gonna be a good thread

Reamer Fanny · 23-01-2012 02:23AM

Cardinal Richelieu wrote: »

Once had a member of the Traveller Community spit on my car and try to kick the drivers door in at the roundabout outside Dublin Airport while he was still sitting in the passage seat of his mates van. I don't know how they get such a bad rep.......

Unprovoked really?

arybvtcw0eolkf · 23-01-2012 02:30AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

The one I had today involved being face to face and there were blows exchanged. :eek:

I'm a fairly passive guy too.

I never said I was passive, I said I was chilled.

Chuck Stone · 23-01-2012 02:35AM

Alora Purring Shoe wrote: »

I never said I was passive, I said I was chilled.

I'd be more the passive type me.

I rarely even beep the horn when people do stupid things - mostly because they probably think they did nothing wrong so there's no point.

IM0 · 23-01-2012 02:38AM

ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah, as a cyclist. one fruit loop was annoyed going by me on a slip road he stopped I cycled on about 100m. so he stopped and started reving his engine at full gas scared the **** out of me when he floored it towards me and I I had to jump over a fence with my bike in my hand :eek: fcukin headcase :mad:

Chuck Stone · 23-01-2012 02:42AM

IM0 wrote: »

I had to jump over a fence with my bike in my hand :eek: fcukin headcase :mad:

What a dangerous asshole. :mad:

Sindri · 23-01-2012 02:42AM

I was pissed off the other when pulling into my house someone coming opposite me decided to overtake someone walking their dog and beeped even though the obstacle was on their side and they should have stopped if it was a problem.

Cúnt.

Cardinal Richelieu · 23-01-2012 02:42AM

justryan wrote: »

Unprovoked really?

He was in the wrong lane and wanted to bully his way in and I didn't give so when the traffic stopped the drivers mate rolls down the window when he pulls up along side me, starts shouting abuse and spitting, then opens the door and starts trying to kick my door in. I seen enough travelers in my time to know one and he was defo one.

IM0 · 23-01-2012 02:44AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

What a dangerous asshole. :mad:

it certainly amped me up for the rest of the training session :cool:
swings and roundabouts! :P

kelty · 23-01-2012 02:44AM

IM0 wrote: »

ohhhhhhhhhhh yeah, as a cyclist. one fruit loop was annoyed going by me on a slip road he stopped I cycled on about 100m. so he stopped and started reving his engine at full gas scared the **** out of me when he floored it towards me and I I had to jump over a fence with my bike in my hand :eek: fcukin headcase :mad:

That's fcukn hilarious...

Chuck Stone · 23-01-2012 02:46AM

Cardinal Richelieu wrote: »

He starts shouting abuse and spitting, then opens the door and starts trying to kick my door in.

Record number plate

Call police.

Prosecute.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 23-01-2012 02:50AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I'd be more the passive type me.

I rarely even beep the horn when people do stupid things - mostly because they probably think they did nothing wrong so there's no point.

Pretty much the same here.

Can't be arsed mostly.

take everything · 23-01-2012 03:01AM

justryan wrote: »

Once had some bald twat screaming at me because I was occupying the yellow box, I had no choice as I had just beaten the lights and the cars were backed up all the way to the yellow box. Then this lunatic starts screaming at me I never wanted to murder someone so much...

But if the cars were backed up immediately past the yellow box, why did you proceed without knowing they would have moved on by the time you reached the end of the yellow box.

I guess technically you could crawl extremely slowly over the yellow box to avoid a charge of stopping on it.

Sindri · 23-01-2012 03:07AM

What pisses me off as well is rudeness. People who don't thank you for letting you out and stuff like that.

AngryBollix · 23-01-2012 03:11AM

I quite enjoy knocking down cyclists.

Its a great stress relief

IM0 · 23-01-2012 03:14AM

AngryBollix wrote: »

I quite enjoy knocking down cyclists.

Its a great stress relief

apt username is apt

IM0 · 23-01-2012 03:17AM

kelty wrote: »

That's fcukn hilarious...

with the adrenaline coursing through me it would have ended in ambulances if that guy had the balls to get out of his cage after that. basically the equivilant of a keyboard warrior in a car the prick.

Road Rage incidents. Any experiences?

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