Forget childbirth...

Ruire · 22-01-2012 12:54AM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Screw lego!

Barefoot onto a plug (usually off the hoover)!

Or: Toothpick under big toenail and kick a wall.

Stepped on a sewing needle that had gotten caught in the rug once. I was all of ten, there was no one else in the house, and pulling it out of the sole of my foot was fun.

Johro · 22-01-2012 12:55AM

This one time I was using a big f#ck-off rotary hammer drill with a 16 inch long, one-inch diameter drillbit to put a hole in a stone chimney wall for one inch pipe, didn't have much room so was kinda hunched over the drill, drill-bit got stuck in wall, drill swung round and the big cylinder part in middle smacked me in the jaw and knocked my head into the wall.

I saw stars.
Lesson learned: Get behind the drill.

TanG411 · 22-01-2012 12:56AM

Man flu. Nothing worse.

starbelgrade · 22-01-2012 01:00AM

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

Man flu. Nothing worse.

A paper cut along the slit of your Japs' eye. That'd be worse.

Johro · 22-01-2012 01:00AM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

If it is not due to sports activities and is happening often it could be an indicator of an underlying medical condition. I speak from some personal experience. I won't be any more specific as it is quite properly against the rules to give medical advice here.

Nah, happened a couple of times. Hurts like f#ck though.

gsxr1 · 22-01-2012 01:03AM

What is wrong with men these days.. Feckin hell.

I broke my wrist and worked on with it for 3 weeks. . Roofing a house.

I broke my ankle and did not go to hospital till the day after. After the doctor told me to. He called an ambulance

Broke my tibia Falling of a sports bike (that did hurt a fair bit). I may have pissed myself.

5 ribs smashed and it stung a bit for a while. Other bits and bobs broken in the quest to be a normal man who likes sports and ruff.

THEN I SEE SOME POOF ON BOARDs WHINE ABOUT HIS PUBES ... Fecking hell

I hope you do not plan to move to Australia with the rest of developing irish. They might think we are all a bit ................

davet82 · 22-01-2012 01:03AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

A paper cut along the slit of your Japs' eye. That'd be worse.

paper fetish?

Johro · 22-01-2012 01:03AM

ThinksAmoral wrote: »

Man flu. Nothing worse.

I'll see your man flu and raise you toothache or ear infection. Having said that, I had a flu over Christmas that I thought was gonna finish me off.

Doc Ruby · 22-01-2012 01:05AM

Arpa wrote: »

For me it's when your pubes get caught in your foreskin...that's God having a laugh.

How is that even possible? Have we time warped back to the 1970s?

Johro · 22-01-2012 01:05AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

A paper cut along the slit of your Japs' eye. That'd be worse.

Magazine ****?

Johro · 22-01-2012 01:06AM

gsxr1 wrote: »

What is wrong with men these days.. Feckin hell.

I broke my wrist and worked on with it for 3 weeks. . Roofing a house.

I broke my ankle and did not go to hospital till the day after. After the doctor told me to. He called an ambulance

Broke my tibia Falling of a sports bike (that did hurt a fair bit). I may have pissed myself.

5 ribs smashed and it stung a bit for a while. Other bits and bobs broken in the quest to be a normal man who likes sports and ruff.

THEN I SEE SOME POOF ON BOARDs WHINE ABOUT HIS PUBES ... Fecking hell

I hope you do not plan to move to Australia with the rest of developing irish. They might think we are all a bit ................

I once stubbed my toe. Took a week off.

Bruthal · 22-01-2012 01:09AM

Johro wrote: »

Ever get that cramp in your calf muscle? Jesus...

Or both calf`s together, brutal.

strobe · 22-01-2012 01:11AM

Someone (for some reason only they really know the answer to) e-mailed me a video of a guy getting a sheet of paper dragged really quickly down along their japs eye before... That's right... japs eye paper cut...

I'm sorry.

Reloc8 · 22-01-2012 01:12AM

How the bloody hell do you catch your pubes in your foreskin ?

krudler · 22-01-2012 01:13AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

A paper cut along the slit of your Japs' eye. That'd be worse.

I just winced a little, jaysus.

davet82 · 22-01-2012 01:14AM

strobe wrote: »

Someone (for some reason only they really know the answer to) e-mailed me a video of a guy getting a sheet of paper dragged really quickly down along their japs eye before... That's right... japs eye paper cut...

I'm sorry.

I think we know who it was now from our previous poster :rolleyes:

Arpa · 22-01-2012 01:14AM

gsxr1 wrote: »

What is wrong with men these days.. Feckin hell.

I broke my wrist and worked on with it for 3 weeks. . Roofing a house.

I broke my ankle and did not go to hospital till the day after. After the doctor told me to. He called an ambulance

Broke my tibia Falling of a sports bike (that did hurt a fair bit). I may have pissed myself.

5 ribs smashed and it stung a bit for a while. Other bits and bobs broken in the quest to be a normal man who likes sports and ruff.

THEN I SEE SOME POOF ON BOARDs WHINE ABOUT HIS PUBES ... Fecking hell

I hope you do not plan to move to Australia with the rest of developing irish. They might think we are all a bit ................

You're just like action man mate. "I don't go to hospital until the day afterwards". That doesn't make you hard, just a bit slow. Out there in Oz breaking up your body but not givin a sh*t. Doin' us proud. It's grand though, cus I have a job here.

Everyone has broken something or other in their lifetime, but I was talking about those annoying little things like when you get your pubes caught in your foreskin when you move, or paper cuts..or standing on a nail. Keep up.

Doc Ruby · 22-01-2012 01:14AM

Reloc8 wrote: »

How the bloody hell do you catch your pubes in your foreskin ?

And whats keeping them there? Are people lubing up with superglue these days? :eek:

Johro · 22-01-2012 01:15AM

strobe wrote: »

Someone (for some reason only they really know the answer to) e-mailed me a video of a guy getting a sheet of paper dragged really quickly down along their japs eye before... That's right... japs eye paper cut...

I'm sorry.

A sheet of paper? A4 or A3?

davet82 · 22-01-2012 01:15AM

Reloc8 wrote: »

How the bloody hell do you catch your pubes in your foreskin ?

if somebody pm's you with a video, dont open it!!

bfocusd · 22-01-2012 01:16AM

I've experienced almost all those supposedly painful things, except the ones with willies and they are just about on the level of What we go through every month!

No kids so I cannot comment on that pain level, but know quite a few girls who were too late for an epidural and had their arse stitched back together after tearing from the birth?

Has any lad online had his nutsack tore opened and stitched back together without any numbing meds? If so that's childbirth

(I no a guy it happened to, he was about 13, tried climbing over 6ft high fence slipped and spike went through and cracked his pelvis bone, was there about 30 mins, firemen had to cut the fence to get him off.. Im sure he's glad he doesn't have to deal with that ever again!)

Capt'n Midnight · 22-01-2012 01:18AM

[points to a scar on chest]

Mary Ellen Moffat.

She broke my heart.

starbelgrade · 22-01-2012 01:19AM

Johro wrote: »

A sheet of paper? A4 or A3?

A0 would be the worst.

Johro · 22-01-2012 01:22AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

A0 would be the worst.

A0 would cut it in half.

starbelgrade · 22-01-2012 01:24AM

Johro wrote: »

A0 would cut it in half.

It'd leave it like a split banana.

Johro · 22-01-2012 01:26AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

It'd leave it like a split banana.

You can picture it can't ya? You'd have to be held down, nobody's gonna stand for the edge of a sheet of A0 paper being dragged across their knob.
I may need a lie down. Feel faint.

stupidusername · 22-01-2012 01:27AM

bfocusd wrote: »

No kids so I cannot comment on that pain level, but know quite a few girls who were too late for an epidural and had their arse stitched back together after tearing from the birth?

christ almighty what a ****ing way to put it

LETHAL LADY · 22-01-2012 01:28AM

Forget childbirth, sorry I cannot.:eek:

cofy · 22-01-2012 01:29AM

Arpa wrote: »

You're just like action man mate. "I don't go to hospital until the day afterwards". That doesn't make you hard, just a bit slow. Out there in Oz breaking up your body but not givin a sh*t. Doin' us proud. It's grand though, cus I have a job here.

Everyone has broken something or other in their lifetime, but I was talking about those annoying little things like when you get your pubes caught in your foreskin when you move, or paper cuts..or standing on a nail. Keep up.

I once had a sprained wrist for 6 weeks before I went to the doctor. To me it was just an annoying pain, ended up with a hand brace for a good while.

cofy · 22-01-2012 01:32AM

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Forget childbirth, sorry I cannot.:eek:

Was this your first child? Are you planning on having any more. One girl in my ward, just hours after having her first baby, asked how long before she could get pregnant again:eek:. She was lucky enough to have time for an epidural, unlike me.

Forget childbirth...

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