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Forget childbirth...

  • 22-01-2012 12:30AM
    #1
    Arpa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Arpa


    Well actually I have never experienced childbirth but there are some bloody awfully painful moments lads have to go through...

    For me it's when your pubes get caught in your foreskin...that's God having a laugh.

    Sorry to lower the tone, but it's AH after all.

    Any others spring to mind?


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  • #2
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 36,039 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Getting beat on FIFA 12 or Modern Warfare on xbox

    EVENFLOW



  • #3
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Arpa wrote: »
    Well actually I have never experienced childbirth but there are some bloody awfully painful moments lads have to go through...

    For me it's when your pubes get caught in your foreskin...that's God having a laugh.

    Sorry to lower the tone, but it's AH after all.

    Any others spring to mind?
    That doesn't hurt you wimp.




    Ever accidentally caught your... boys.. with a pair of scissors? Now that's pain.


  • #4
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Arpa wrote: »
    Well actually I have never experienced childbirth but there are some bloody awfully painful moments lads have to go through...

    Do we have to go back to that "chat" about the "birds and the bees"?


  • #5
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Ever get that cramp in your calf muscle? Jesus...


  • #6
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Also what's that joke about men never wanting a kick in the bollocks and yet women wanting more babies. So, what pains worse then?


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  • #7
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Do you want to take part in an experiment to test that theory? :pac:


  • #8
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Worst pain ever?
    The Ballingarry Uppercut.















    (A kick in the bollocks from behind)


  • #9
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Saying "I do"


  • #10
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    brummytom wrote: »
    That doesn't hurt you wimp.




    Ever accidentally caught your... boys.. with a pair of scissors? Now that's pain.
    H-how d-did you...
    Never mind..


  • #11
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Stepping on Lego barefooted.


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  • #12
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Johro wrote: »
    H-how d-did you...
    Never mind..
    I believe they call it topiary.


  • #13
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Stepping on Lego barefooted.

    Screw lego!

    Barefoot onto a plug (usually off the hoover)!

    Or: Toothpick under big toenail and kick a wall.


  • #14
    ene
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭ene


    stepping on a upside down plug.... barefoot


  • #15
    shrewdness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,709 ✭✭✭shrewdness


    Tearing your banjo string


  • #16
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    gettin jocked as a kid infront of a girl you liked...

    still hurts like hell :(


  • #17
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    Screw lego!

    Barefoot onto a plug (usually off the hoover)!

    Or: Toothpick under big toenail and kick a wall.
    :eek:gtfo


  • #18
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Compass in the arse cheek fairly smarted.


  • #19
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I don't know why women whine on about the pain of childbirth.

    Sure it's no more painful than having a massive, solid shit.


  • #20
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    ene wrote: »
    stepping on a upside down plug.... barefoot

    I reckon the pain of knowing a rugrat placed the Lego in your way is more painful tbh. A plug is very painful though, don't get me wrong!! :)
    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Stepping on Lego barefooted.


  • #21
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    Getting a kick into a bunion with a steel toe cap.


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  • #22
    cofy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I don't know why women whine on about the pain of childbirth.

    Sure it's no more painful than having a massive, solid shit.

    I'd hate to have to use the loo after you:eek:


  • #23
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I don't know why women whine on about the pain of childbirth.

    Sure it's no more painful than having a massive, solid shit.
    To the Ladies Lounge with ya.


  • #24
    Arpa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Arpa


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Compass in the arse cheek fairly smarted.

    Yeah that stuff is evil. Or putting thumb tacks through the little hole on your mates chair in school just as he's about to sit down. I'm sure that's the only reason those chairs had holes in them...

    Another balls related one was cycling a bike too big for you when you were a kid then crashing and landing on the crossbar...unless you were smart enough to crash and fall to one side


  • #25
    Underdraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    The_Kew_Tour wrote: »
    Getting beat on FIFA 12 on xbox

    Getting beat = mildly painful.

    Getting made it sit thru endless goal replays of some shítty tap-in = worse than childbirth.


  • #26
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Arpa wrote: »
    Well actually I have never experienced childbirth but there are some bloody awfully painful moments lads have to go through...

    For me it's when your pubes get caught in your foreskin...that's God having a laugh.

    Sorry to lower the tone, but it's AH after all.

    Any others spring to mind?

    you should have stopped right there.

    has stepping on an upturned plug or lego been mentioned?


  • #27
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    davet82 wrote: »
    gettin jocked as a kid infront of a girl you liked...

    still hurts like hell :(
    Whats jocked?
    Is that the priests thing?


  • #28
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    Clearly OP you have never been for a Cystoscopy!


  • #29
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,792 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Johro wrote: »
    Ever get that cramp in your calf muscle? Jesus...

    If it is not due to sports activities and is happening often it could be an indicator of an underlying medical condition. I speak from some personal experience. I won't be any more specific as it is quite properly against the rules to give medical advice here.


  • #30
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Whats jocked?
    Is that the priests thing?

    gettin your pants pulled down...

    could easily be a priest thing though i guess :rolleyes:


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  • #31
    Arpa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Arpa


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    you should have stopped right there.

    I thought it was an eloquently written opening line in that it led on from the thread title, addressing the topic that childbirth, whilst painful, can never be fully understood by a male, but I'm sure there are probably some comparable experiences. Furthermore, it's true. Clear it up for you?


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