What is the poshest/chavviest name you have come across??

Chav's are English entities I'm afraid, and not knowing England too well, I can't really comment.

Knacker names, however, are more familiar. I've heard knackers call their unfortunate sprogs terrible names including "Rihanna", "Shakira", "Romeo", "Brooklyn" and more, either pinched from celebrities or badly inspired by them. Knackers with money inspire knackers without money, it would appear.

With regards to "posh" names, I'm not sure I could identify a name as "posh". A lot of "posh" names are merely historical or perhaps British in origin. Doesn't really make them posh, and just because someone can name their children properly, doesn't mean they're a target for mockery.

Poshest: Edwina

Scumiest: Rihanna and Shakira. Siblings I believe, "RIHANAAAAAAA, LEAVE SHAKIRA ALONE!"

Daroxtar wrote: »

There must be scumthing in the water out around Liffey Valley. Heard a large pair of hoop earings dipped in methadone screaming "Dolce, DOLLCHAY"

Water, not quite, but there is an ass load of social housing in the inner city that is breeding townies of a caliber we haven't ever seen.

msthe80s wrote: »

Sometimes if my teenage girls are annoying me/acting up when we're out in public, I call out to them "Pochantas,Esmerelda,come on,we have to go now...."

It so pisses them off,and you should see the looks from other people-priceless.:D

That's absolutely brilliant, must remember this for the future.

When I had my son we told my mother-in-law that we were going to call him Sebastian, her reaction was priceless.

Chaviest names - any name that is copying someone famous -Madonna, I also dont like Angel.

Tallula and shaniqua, lovely girls,

*cant believe no-one has done a 'came across' joke yet...

Any of ye work in banks or call centres?

Rarely and it might never happen to you but it can happen that you'll be speaking to British Lord, Earl, whatever

And they insist on using their titles
The arrogance just seeping down the phone lines

Never mind we don't recognize these titles in a Republic

I'm too chicken to ignore the title and wind them up, job is stressful enough without picking fights. If they want to be called a Lord so be it


There was a poster on boards once with a similar experience and the Lord threatened him with a treason charge :eek:

Poshest: Xaviour

Chaviest: Anita (pronounced An eeeha)

Usage : An eeeha did ya geh a new tracksuit? 3 bleedin stripes on it too, gotta love dem adidas tracksuits

e-sull wrote: »

Rachel Allen.

Naw..Nigella Lawson FTW:p