What is the poshest/chavviest name you have come across??

John Doe1

Poshest: Sebastian

Chavviest: Chantelle

Sindri

Poshest: Beau (Male)


Chavviest: Jacinta (Female)

Doc Ruby

Palmer Sebastian Watson, Esquire
Mr. Zachariah Xavier Wolverton
Coleman Bartholomew Ashby

What's a chav?

The Princess Bride

Poshest Tristan( Was in Boots once and this young lad realised I was in his way.
"Mummy,my exit is obstructed",
"Tristan:eek::eek::eek: ,just excuse yourself politely" )

Chavviest- Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Sardonicat

Shared a very long bus journey in the UK once with sisters called Verity and Felicity. They had never travelled by coach before, it was "great fun, haw, haw!" I have never encountered anyone like them before or since. ( I think they came from an Agatha Christie novel circa 1933, myself)

Trashiest has to be the little sister and brother named Tequilla and Bailey.

Oh, and trashy people trying to be posh by calling their kid Portia getting it wrong and thinking it's Porsche :pac:

Temptamperu

Crystal Chandler, actual real life name and not a hooker/stripper persona.

Witcher

In Superquinn once and this rough looking yoke turns to her daughter and goes "Montana will ye comonnnnnnn?"

saywhatyousee

I am not sure how to spell it properly so i will sound it out
Chin-eekk-waaa

bleg

Elvis O'Connor


Address: Care of xxxxxxx post office.

Chuck Stone

Poshest. Tarquin.

Other one: Scumstina

westendgirlie

Sardonicat wrote: »

Shared a very long bus journey in the UK once with sisters called Verity and Felicity. They had never travelled by coach before, it was "great fun, haw, haw!" I have never encountered anyone like them before or since. ( I think they came from an Agatha Christie novel circa 1933, myself):

sounds like a sketch from little Britain

applejam

Poshest : Chrystabelle


Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....


My chin was on the floor :eek:

Johro

Posh: Mercedes.
Chav: Mercedes.

lynski

isis and hamish = poshest/scumiest brother and sister, cant decide. their dad is a scotish laird tho

John Doe1

Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....


My chin was on the floor :eek:[/QUOTE]

Haha god none of those will get a decent job when older:D

longhalloween

Johro wrote: »

Posh: Mercedes.
Chav: Mercedes.

Mercedes is actually a nice enough name, it just sounds sh*te in a Dublin accent. MEEEEERCEEEEEDEEEEESSS!!!!


Poshest : Hugo

Chavviest : Rihanna and Britney (There's a lot of these in Drogheda)

e-sull

Rachel Allen.

The Princess Bride

Sometimes if my teenage girls are annoying me/acting up when we're out in public, I call out to them "Pochantas,Esmerelda,come on,we have to go now...."

It so pisses them off,and you should see the looks from other people-priceless.:D

Johro

longhalloween wrote: »

Mercedes is actually a nice enough name, it just sounds sh*te in a Dublin accent. MEEEEERCEEEEEDEEEEESSS!!!!

Yeah that's why I have it as posh and chav. I know a Spanish girl called Mercedes, and she's no chav.

Sky King

1) Gregory Ponsonby-McClure

2) Nacker Brandon


I can't remember which is posh and which is scobey though

zef

John Doe1 wrote: »

Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....


My chin was on the floor :eek:

Haha god none of those will get a decent job when older:D[/QUOTE]

"Beckham O'Reilly to reception, please."

carfiosaoorl

Poshest- Julian
Chavest- Chelsea

IcedOut

Poshest - Lewis

chavviest - Savannah, Zena , Anto

Underdraft

Chaviest : Chelsea

(I know it's traditionally a posh name , but like many others it has trickled down the naming ladder from top to bottom.)

Sardonicat

westendgirlie wrote: »

sounds like a sketch from little Britain

Now that you mention it, Verity's upper lip was due a wax...

beano345

poshest: penelope

chavest: franchesca

mattjack

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Poshest. Tarquin.

Other one: Scumstina

I know Scumstina..... she has a brother called Scorebag .

westendgirlie

beano345 wrote: »

poshest: penelope

chavest: franchesca

No way is Francesca a chav name :eek:

beano345

westendgirlie wrote: »

No way is Francesca a chav name :eek:

it is when its pronounced in a pure scouse accent

brummytom

bleg wrote: »

Elvis O'Connor


Address: Care of xxxxxxx post office.

Return to sender, address unknown.

Underdraft

brummytom wrote: »

Return to sender, address unknown.

Love letter straight from your heart?

EasyGame

Chav's are English entities I'm afraid, and not knowing England too well, I can't really comment.

Knacker names, however, are more familiar. I've heard knackers call their unfortunate sprogs terrible names including "Rihanna", "Shakira", "Romeo", "Brooklyn" and more, either pinched from celebrities or badly inspired by them. Knackers with money inspire knackers without money, it would appear.

With regards to "posh" names, I'm not sure I could identify a name as "posh". A lot of "posh" names are merely historical or perhaps British in origin. Doesn't really make them posh, and just because someone can name their children properly, doesn't mean they're a target for mockery.

blatantrereg

poshest:
marmot
plunket
xavier
Brittany

most unposh:
Britney
Princess (seriously)
anything that sounds jewellery-related

Resi12

Poshest: Edwina

Scumiest: Rihanna and Shakira. Siblings I believe, "RIHANAAAAAAA, LEAVE SHAKIRA ALONE!"

EGAR

How is naming a child after a rodent, which incidently is a ground squirrel, posh?

Daroxtar

There must be scumthing in the water out around Liffey Valley. Heard a large pair of hoop earings dipped in methadone screaming "Dolce, DOLLCHAY"

Mickey H

Poshest: Ivor.
Chavviest: Damo.

EasyGame

Daroxtar wrote: »

There must be scumthing in the water out around Liffey Valley. Heard a large pair of hoop earings dipped in methadone screaming "Dolce, DOLLCHAY"

Water, not quite, but there is an ass load of social housing in the inner city that is breeding townies of a caliber we haven't ever seen.

martineatworld

Can't believe the thread is three pages in and Nikiiiiiiiiita still hasn't been mentioned...!

Indubitable

Brantford Warner
&
Cheyenne
Chantelle
Chelsie


I seem do be discriminating against names that start with a ch.

Underdraft

Indubitable wrote: »

I seem do be discriminating against names that start with a ch.

Makes sense. You can't spell chav without ch

cofy

msthe80s wrote: »

Sometimes if my teenage girls are annoying me/acting up when we're out in public, I call out to them "Pochantas,Esmerelda,come on,we have to go now...."

It so pisses them off,and you should see the looks from other people-priceless.:D

That's absolutely brilliant, must remember this for the future.

When I had my son we told my mother-in-law that we were going to call him Sebastian, her reaction was priceless.

Chaviest names - any name that is copying someone famous -Madonna, I also dont like Angel.

marketty

****einthebucket

Sardonicat

EGAR wrote: »

How is naming a child after a rodent, which incidently is a ground squirrel, posh?

Or, as I heard one Anerican tourist call them: "A swiss rat, Harry. Look! A Swiss rat!"

admiralofthefleet

ceasar

chantalle

im invisible

Tallula and shaniqua, lovely girls,

*cant believe no-one has done a 'came across' joke yet...

kmart6

Just saw on the Take Me Out thread that there was someone called Klamborghini(with a silent K)....takes the biscuit!

mikemac1

Any of ye work in banks or call centres?

Rarely and it might never happen to you but it can happen that you'll be speaking to British Lord, Earl, whatever

And they insist on using their titles
The arrogance just seeping down the phone lines

Never mind we don't recognize these titles in a Republic

I'm too chicken to ignore the title and wind them up, job is stressful enough without picking fights. If they want to be called a Lord so be it


There was a poster on boards once with a similar experience and the Lord threatened him with a treason charge :eek:

xzanti

Poshest: Thunder

Yes, that's right.

Chavest: Kaaaayleeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hate that bloody name.

Nothingbetter2d

Poshest: Xaviour

Chaviest: Anita (pronounced An eeeha)

Usage : An eeeha did ya geh a new tracksuit? 3 bleedin stripes on it too, gotta love dem adidas tracksuits

Chinasea

Pretentious Posh: Harry, Molly, Oscar, Kitty, Hugo

Tracksuiter: Maddison, Shanika, Katelin, Casey, Taylor, Dylon, and invented Black rapper sounding names cast upon unsuspecting babies born up in the Rotunda