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What is the poshest/chavviest name you have come across??

  • 20-01-2012 10:48PM
    #1
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭


    Poshest: Sebastian

    Chavviest: Chantelle


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  • #2
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Poshest: Beau (Male)


    Chavviest: Jacinta (Female)


  • #3
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    Palmer Sebastian Watson, Esquire
    Mr. Zachariah Xavier Wolverton
    Coleman Bartholomew Ashby

    What's a chav?


  • #4
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,657 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Poshest Tristan( Was in Boots once and this young lad realised I was in his way.
    "Mummy,my exit is obstructed",
    "Tristan:eek::eek::eek: ,just excuse yourself politely" )

    Chavviest- Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey


  • #5
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,444 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Shared a very long bus journey in the UK once with sisters called Verity and Felicity. They had never travelled by coach before, it was "great fun, haw, haw!" I have never encountered anyone like them before or since. ( I think they came from an Agatha Christie novel circa 1933, myself)

    Trashiest has to be the little sister and brother named Tequilla and Bailey.

    Oh, and trashy people trying to be posh by calling their kid Portia getting it wrong and thinking it's Porsche :pac:


  • #6
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Crystal Chandler, actual real life name and not a hooker/stripper persona.


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  • #7
    Witcher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,280 ✭✭✭✭Witcher


    In Superquinn once and this rough looking yoke turns to her daughter and goes "Montana will ye comonnnnnnn?"


  • #8
    saywhatyousee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    I am not sure how to spell it properly so i will sound it out
    Chin-eekk-waaa


  • #9
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    Elvis O'Connor


    Address: Care of xxxxxxx post office.


  • #10
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Poshest. Tarquin.

    Other one: Scumstina


  • #11
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Shared a very long bus journey in the UK once with sisters called Verity and Felicity. They had never travelled by coach before, it was "great fun, haw, haw!" I have never encountered anyone like them before or since. ( I think they came from an Agatha Christie novel circa 1933, myself):

    :D

    sounds like a sketch from little Britain


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  • #12
    applejam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭applejam


    Poshest : Chrystabelle


    Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....


    My chin was on the floor :eek:


  • #13
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Posh: Mercedes.
    Chav: Mercedes.


  • #14
    lynski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,585 ✭✭✭lynski


    isis and hamish = poshest/scumiest brother and sister, cant decide. their dad is a scotish laird tho


  • #15
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....


    My chin was on the floor :eek:[/QUOTE]

    Haha god none of those will get a decent job when older:D


  • #16
    longhalloween
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭longhalloween


    Johro wrote: »
    Posh: Mercedes.
    Chav: Mercedes.

    Mercedes is actually a nice enough name, it just sounds sh*te in a Dublin accent. MEEEEERCEEEEEDEEEEESSS!!!!


    Poshest : Hugo

    Chavviest : Rihanna and Britney (There's a lot of these in Drogheda)


  • #17
    e-sull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭e-sull


    Rachel Allen.


  • #18
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,657 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Sometimes if my teenage girls are annoying me/acting up when we're out in public, I call out to them "Pochantas,Esmerelda,come on,we have to go now...."

    It so pisses them off,and you should see the looks from other people-priceless.:D


  • #19
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    longhalloween wrote: »
    Mercedes is actually a nice enough name, it just sounds sh*te in a Dublin accent. MEEEEERCEEEEEDEEEEESSS!!!!
    :D Yeah that's why I have it as posh and chav. I know a Spanish girl called Mercedes, and she's no chav.


  • #20
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    1) Gregory Ponsonby-McClure

    2) Nacker Brandon


    I can't remember which is posh and which is scobey though


  • #21
    zef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 947 ✭✭✭zef


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....


    My chin was on the floor :eek:

    Haha god none of those will get a decent job when older:D[/QUOTE]

    "Beckham O'Reilly to reception, please."


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  • #22
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    Poshest- Julian
    Chavest- Chelsea


  • #23
    IcedOut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭IcedOut


    Poshest - Lewis

    chavviest - Savannah, Zena , Anto


  • #24
    Underdraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    Chaviest : Chelsea

    (I know it's traditionally a posh name , but like many others it has trickled down the naming ladder from top to bottom.)


  • #25
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,444 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    :D

    sounds like a sketch from little Britain

    Now that you mention it, Verity's upper lip was due a wax...


  • #26
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    poshest: penelope

    chavest: franchesca


  • #27
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Poshest. Tarquin.

    Other one: Scumstina

    I know Scumstina..... she has a brother called Scorebag .


  • #28
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    beano345 wrote: »
    poshest: penelope

    chavest: franchesca


    No way is Francesca a chav name :eek:


  • #29
    beano345
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,105 ✭✭✭beano345


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    No way is Francesca a chav name :eek:

    it is when its pronounced in a pure scouse accent


  • #30
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    bleg wrote: »
    Elvis O'Connor


    Address: Care of xxxxxxx post office.
    Return to sender, address unknown.


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  • #31
    Underdraft
    Closed Accounts Posts: 323 ✭✭Underdraft


    brummytom wrote: »
    Return to sender, address unknown.

    Love letter straight from your heart?


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