What is the poshest/chavviest name you have come across??

John Doe1 · 20-01-2012 10:48PM #1

Poshest: Sebastian

Chavviest: Chantelle

Sindri · 20-01-2012 10:49PM

Poshest: Beau (Male)

Chavviest: Jacinta (Female)

Doc Ruby · 20-01-2012 10:54PM

Palmer Sebastian Watson, Esquire
Mr. Zachariah Xavier Wolverton
Coleman Bartholomew Ashby

What's a chav?

The Princess Bride · 20-01-2012 10:57PM

Poshest Tristan( Was in Boots once and this young lad realised I was in his way.
"Mummy,my exit is obstructed",
"Tristan:eek::eek::eek: ,just excuse yourself politely" )

Chavviest- Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Sardonicat · 20-01-2012 11:17PM

Shared a very long bus journey in the UK once with sisters called Verity and Felicity. They had never travelled by coach before, it was "great fun, haw, haw!" I have never encountered anyone like them before or since. ( I think they came from an Agatha Christie novel circa 1933, myself)

Trashiest has to be the little sister and brother named Tequilla and Bailey.

Oh, and trashy people trying to be posh by calling their kid Portia getting it wrong and thinking it's Porsche :pac:

Temptamperu · 20-01-2012 11:26PM

Crystal Chandler, actual real life name and not a hooker/stripper persona.

Witcher · 20-01-2012 11:29PM

In Superquinn once and this rough looking yoke turns to her daughter and goes "Montana will ye comonnnnnnn?"

saywhatyousee · 20-01-2012 11:30PM

I am not sure how to spell it properly so i will sound it out
Chin-eekk-waaa

bleg · 20-01-2012 11:32PM

Elvis O'Connor

Address: Care of xxxxxxx post office.

Chuck Stone · 20-01-2012 11:33PM

Poshest. Tarquin.

Other one: Scumstina

westendgirlie · 20-01-2012 11:37PM

Sardonicat wrote: »

Shared a very long bus journey in the UK once with sisters called Verity and Felicity. They had never travelled by coach before, it was "great fun, haw, haw!" I have never encountered anyone like them before or since. ( I think they came from an Agatha Christie novel circa 1933, myself):

sounds like a sketch from little Britain

applejam · 20-01-2012 11:39PM

Poshest : Chrystabelle

Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....

My chin was on the floor :eek:

Johro · 20-01-2012 11:42PM

Posh: Mercedes.
Chav: Mercedes.

lynski · 20-01-2012 11:43PM

isis and hamish = poshest/scumiest brother and sister, cant decide. their dad is a scotish laird tho

John Doe1 · 20-01-2012 11:46PM

Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....

My chin was on the floor :eek:[/QUOTE]

Haha god none of those will get a decent job when older:D

longhalloween · 20-01-2012 11:46PM

Johro wrote: »

Posh: Mercedes.
Chav: Mercedes.

Mercedes is actually a nice enough name, it just sounds sh*te in a Dublin accent. MEEEEERCEEEEEDEEEEESSS!!!!

Poshest : Hugo

Chavviest : Rihanna and Britney (There's a lot of these in Drogheda)

e-sull · 20-01-2012 11:51PM

Rachel Allen.

The Princess Bride · 20-01-2012 11:52PM

Sometimes if my teenage girls are annoying me/acting up when we're out in public, I call out to them "Pochantas,Esmerelda,come on,we have to go now...."

It so pisses them off,and you should see the looks from other people-priceless.:D

Johro · 20-01-2012 11:55PM

longhalloween wrote: »

Mercedes is actually a nice enough name, it just sounds sh*te in a Dublin accent. MEEEEERCEEEEEDEEEEESSS!!!!

Yeah that's why I have it as posh and chav. I know a Spanish girl called Mercedes, and she's no chav.

Sky King · 20-01-2012 11:55PM

1) Gregory Ponsonby-McClure

2) Nacker Brandon

I can't remember which is posh and which is scobey though

zef · 21-01-2012 12:04AM

John Doe1 wrote: »

Chav : Miami , Daytona ( twins in a buggy in Liffey Valley ) and their big brother Beckham .....

My chin was on the floor :eek:

Haha god none of those will get a decent job when older:D[/QUOTE]

"Beckham O'Reilly to reception, please."

carfiosaoorl · 21-01-2012 12:09AM

Poshest- Julian
Chavest- Chelsea

IcedOut · 21-01-2012 12:09AM

Poshest - Lewis

chavviest - Savannah, Zena , Anto

Underdraft · 21-01-2012 12:11AM

Chaviest : Chelsea

(I know it's traditionally a posh name , but like many others it has trickled down the naming ladder from top to bottom.)

Sardonicat · 21-01-2012 12:19AM

westendgirlie wrote: »

sounds like a sketch from little Britain

Now that you mention it, Verity's upper lip was due a wax...

beano345 · 21-01-2012 12:30AM

poshest: penelope

chavest: franchesca

mattjack · 21-01-2012 12:35AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Poshest. Tarquin.

Other one: Scumstina

I know Scumstina..... she has a brother called Scorebag .

westendgirlie · 21-01-2012 12:38AM

beano345 wrote: »

poshest: penelope

chavest: franchesca

No way is Francesca a chav name :eek:

beano345 · 21-01-2012 12:40AM

westendgirlie wrote: »

No way is Francesca a chav name :eek:

it is when its pronounced in a pure scouse accent

brummytom · 21-01-2012 12:44AM

bleg wrote: »

Elvis O'Connor

Address: Care of xxxxxxx post office.

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Underdraft · 21-01-2012 12:47AM

brummytom wrote: »

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