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Sting, not like the nettle, the star, never liked the bollix,did u?????

  • 14-01-2012 02:31AM
    #1
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭


    Sting robbed by an accountant loving curry master,whilst he was trying to be a tantric lothario. I am an alien is what he might say.


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  • #2
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    He's a pretentious arse.


  • #3
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Sting robbed by an accountant

    If that's true, he should change his name to Stung.


  • #4
    RickRoll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭RickRoll


    What?


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    hes a tantric wanker


  • #6
    Maedbhish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 209 ✭✭Maedbhish


    Who's a bee's favourite singer? :D
    Sting!


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  • #7
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,053 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Some decent music though.


  • #8
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Ah no, if we're talking about pretentious **** here surely our very own Bono deserves a mention?


  • #9
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    orion, the plough......sting? :confused:


    :confused:


  • #10
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I hate when the jar of Nutella gets hard, making it near impossible to spread and shreds the bread to bits.


  • #11
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Bono Titanic wanker


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  • #12
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Don't say anything about Sting. He might get The Police after you and they'll be watching every move you make and every breath you take :)


  • #13
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Don't say anything about Sting. He might get The Police after you and they'll be watching every move you make and every breath you take :)

    Worst joke ever.

    Don't stand so close to me.


  • #14
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I hate when the jar of Nutella gets hard, making it near impossible to spread and shreds the bread to bits.
    Put it in a bowl of warm water to melt it a bit before you spread it on your bread.


  • #15
    guitarzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭guitarzero


    Wrote some of the best music of the 70's and 80's with The Police, was sexy as f*ck too so I guess he could be as pretentious and mysterious.

    Your mother only wished.


  • #16
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I am sorry but sting :mad: was always the epitome of sting.


  • #17
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    FearDark wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Don't say anything about Sting. He might get The Police after you and they'll be watching every move you make and every breath you take :)

    Worst joke ever.

    Don't stand so close to me.
    I couldn't resist :)


  • #18
    woodoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,219 ✭✭✭woodoo


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    If that's true, he should change his name to Stung.

    Good name. He is so yesterday he should be known as stung /du dum tish/


  • #19
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Put it in a bowl of warm water to melt it a bit before you spread it on your bread.

    True, but that requires boiling a kettle / saucepan which wastes vital moments.

    I want my Nutella now, dammit!


  • #20
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Was he an english man in New York?


  • #21
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Thats mad.


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  • #22
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    KKkitty wrote: »
    Put it in a bowl of warm water to melt it a bit before you spread it on your bread.

    True, but that requires boiling a kettle / saucepan which wastes vital moments.

    I want my Nutella now, dammit!
    Put it between your legs then before you spread it.


  • #23
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭policarp


    Domo230 wrote: »
    I'm going to type anything cause LETHAL LADY will thank it anyway
    You've been stung. . .


  • #24
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Man, Livin' On A Prayer is my favourite song ever.


  • #25
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w7OgIMMRc4


  • #26
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    When sting dies will he be known as stung?


    I laugh every time- great joke


  • #27
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I wonder who sent this crap here, let me guess. Was it the AH's Police?


  • #28
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    KKkitty wrote: »
    Don't say anything about Sting. He might get The Police after you and they'll be watching every move you make and every breath you take :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyT1buoyTnY


    B. Dolan - "FILM THE POLICE" ft. Toki Wright, Jasiri X, Buddy Peace, Sage Francis


  • #29
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    hondasam wrote: »
    I wonder who sent this crap here, let me guess. Was it the AH's Police?

    Yeah I wonder myself sometimes. Wondering gives you wrinkles. Are you all wrinkly.


  • #30
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Yeah I wonder myself sometimes. Wondering gives you wrinkles. Are you all wrinkly.

    Wash your mouth out, I am perfect in every way shape and form.


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  • #31
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Like a crumpled up sheet of tin foil.


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