Happy Friday the Thirteenth.

Mr.Crinklewood · 13-01-2012 09:50AM #1

List your tales of woe here.

Got a flat tyre on the bike. ( Happens every second week, but going to blame the date anyway )

Dravokivich · 13-01-2012 09:51AM

Someone gave me a breakfast roll for free in the office, because the guy who it was meant to be for wasn't in.

Sucks to be him.

:cool:

William_Hicley · 13-01-2012 09:55AM

We have three Friday the 13th's this year!

racso1975 · 13-01-2012 09:55AM

Well your frigged. cause 3 Friday the 13th's this year and they are all 13 weeks apart.

My story wished i was me ma same time she wished she wad me and now we changed bodies.......going ti get her nip's pierced for her

also got chased by some lad with a hockey mask on

Sindri · 13-01-2012 09:59AM

Shit I've to go to hospital today.

candy-gal1 · 13-01-2012 09:59AM

nothing yet, but it is a year today :eek: since my big breakup

, so maybe thatll be my fri13th scare :pac:

Cee-Jay-Cee · 13-01-2012 10:02AM

I'm under the duvet and staying here for the day.

wal100 · 13-01-2012 10:03AM

I was born on a friday the 13th :eek:

Sindri · 13-01-2012 10:03AM

CJC999 wrote: »

I'm under the duvet and staying here for the day.

Watch out for duvet sharks. The 27th most common cause of death in bed.

Gone Drinking · 13-01-2012 10:06AM

candy-gal1 wrote: »

nothing yet, but it is a year today :eek: since my big breakup , so maybe thatll be my fri13th scare :pac:

Gay

efb · 13-01-2012 10:10AM

My dad's off to buy an iPhone and I'm hitting anything that's not working today with a hammer!

Sindri · 13-01-2012 10:12AM

efb wrote: »

My dad's off to buy an iPhone and I'm hitting anything that's not working today with a hammer!

Yes, there's nothing that a few belts of a hammer won't fix.

Have you considered that this may be the underlying problem.

Duggy747 · 13-01-2012 10:18AM

I robbed someone and a Garda saw me.

Typical!!

Agent Smith · 13-01-2012 10:20AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

Sindri · 13-01-2012 10:22AM

^^^Reported

candy-gal1 · 13-01-2012 10:24AM

Gone Drinking wrote: »

Gay

no..............not really

Agent Smith · 13-01-2012 10:27AM

Sindri wrote: »

^^^Reported

you sound like you need the parody....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP11aRGGP6I

kfallon · 13-01-2012 10:28AM

Forgot the 'insurance wipe' after me shite this morn :eek:

Cursed this day is, cursed!

Mushy · 13-01-2012 10:28AM

Wake up to find Ive been either underpaid by €4/500, or else its the taxman taking it, which means I got a lot less than I normally did.

Sindri · 13-01-2012 10:30AM

Agent Smith wrote: »

you sound like you need the parody....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP11aRGGP6I

If ever there was an argument for abortion^

Plazaman · 13-01-2012 10:34AM

Came down to breakfast this morning to find she had cooked me three rashers instead of two. Shít..

Badly Drunk Boy · 13-01-2012 10:46AM

Friday the 13th, eh? I cycled in to work today and my hands were absolutely quite cold. I don't really blame Friday the 13th though. I think it had more to do with the weather and general atmospheric conditions.

Mushy · 13-01-2012 11:50AM

Mushy wrote: »

Wake up to find Ive been either underpaid by €4/500, or else its the taxman taking it, which means I got a lot less than I normally did.

Scrap all of this, credit card got paid off so all is well. Friday the what now?

TheZohanS · 13-01-2012 11:57AM

I passed my driving test on a Friday the 13th, it's always been lucky for me.

sunflower27 · 13-01-2012 12:12PM

Ah, back in the day I remember going around to friend's places on Friday the 13th to watch those Nightmare on Elm Street movies. Sleepovers with lots of sweets and scary movies

Wonder if there are any good ones on tonight? I don't mind a good scare every now and then

AngryBollix · 13-01-2012 12:20PM

Superstition is a load of bollix

Kojak · 13-01-2012 12:35PM

Friday the 13th, the best day of the year

Son Of A Vidic · 13-01-2012 01:05PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

List your tales of woe here.

Got a flat tyre on the bike. ( Happens every second week, but going to blame the date anyway )

Sounds like she needs to lose a few pounds.

leggit · 13-01-2012 01:14PM

thought my face was going to freeze off on the bike, that's about it so far?

oh, forgot to have breakfast too

Badly Drunk Boy · 13-01-2012 01:18PM

Kojak wrote: »

Friday the 13th, the best day of the year

Surely you mean "the best three days of the year"?

Penn · 13-01-2012 01:23PM

Hit myself in the nipple with my belt buckle this morning.

Nothing to do with it being Friday the 13th though. I just like hitting myself in the nipple with a belt buckle.

Happy Friday the Thirteenth.

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