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Just broke up with the woman...

  • 12-01-2012 1:44am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭


    .... bit bummed but its for the best.

    I think she was the one people we're talkin about when they coined the phrase "bitches be crazy"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    "The woman"

    "Bitch...."


    Looks like she dodged a bullet!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Get sh1tfaced and have a curry


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    .... bit bummed but its for the best.
    I think she was the one people we're talkin about when they coined the phrase "bitches be crazy"

    Well man, this is after hours.
    You are going to get blasted and the first page will be full of nothing but whats known as 'thank whore' posts.

    You are best off making a thread in Relationship issues or not at all. Being honest, the latter is best ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Get sh1tfaced and have a curry

    Some curries can do that to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Sindri wrote: »
    Some curries can do that to you.

    Them balti boyos can be tough on the aul rectum alright


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    "The woman"

    "Bitch...."


    Looks like she dodged a bullet!

    Or maybe she was a bitch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 mark5


    were ya in love


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    "Bitch...."

    *bitches


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    "The woman"

    "Bitch...."


    Looks like she dodged a bullet!
    Or maybe she was a bitch.

    By saying "maybe she was a bitch" are you implying that maybe she wasn't a woman?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Thats sh1tarsed

    Oh no my friend. Particularly spicy curries and particularly violent bowel movements.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    LighterGuy wrote: »
    Well man, this is after hours.
    You are going to get blasted and the first page will be full of nothing but whats known as 'thank whore' posts.

    You are best off making a thread in Relationship issues or not at all. Being honest, the latter is best ;)

    Ideally with piss.

    Maybe even with sh1t if the curry does its job


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    By saying "maybe she was a bitch" are you implying that maybe she wasn't a woman?

    Possibly. Everyone on the internet (even if just mentioned) is male until proven otherwise tbh.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,261 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Possibly. Everyone on the internet (even if just mentioned) is male until proven otherwise tbh.

    You don't have to tell me. I've been burned by certain "specialist" websites so many times!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 mandate


    picture her sitting on the toilet, always a good way of getting over somone


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    Or maybe she was a bitch.

    ah no, she wasnt a bitch.

    Just had serious baggage, was liable to fly off the handle over nothin... was gettin too much to handle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Possibly. Everyone on the internet (even if just mentioned) is male until proven otherwise tbh.

    He did say he was bummed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    ah no, she wasnt a bitch.

    Just had serious baggage, was liable to fly off the handle over nothin... was gettin too much to handle

    Dont they all


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    SARKYYYYYYYYY


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    *bitches
    LighterGuy wrote: »
    Well man, this is after hours.

    Not anymore!:pac:
    LighterGuy wrote: »
    You are going to get blasted and the first page will be full of nothing but whats known as 'thank whore' posts.

    Fixed!:D
    LighterGuy wrote: »
    You are best off making a thread in Relationship issues or not at all. Being honest, the latter is best ;)

    Nesting.....Sarky to the nest....Sarky to the nest.....

    It may take a little time, but Sarky will attend to your sore spot Tonto.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    Not anymore!:pac:



    Fixed!:D



    Nesting.....Sarky to the nest....Sarky to the nest.....

    It may take a little time, but Sarky will attend to your sore spot Tonto.:(


    You scared me :( bringing that over here


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    chucken1 wrote: »
    SARKYYYYYYYYY

    Forgot the Mega fone,

    THANKS!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    wat the sweet fúck is sarky?!

    sounds like a french perverted seagul


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    wat the sweet fúck is sarky?!

    sounds like a french perverted seagul


    He could be :(

    scared-hitty-500x375.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,351 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    Vindaloo now there's a great curry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    damn i really want a curry now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    Forgot the Mega fone,

    THANKS!


    You're welcome :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    damn i really want a curry now...

    *sigh* I'll cook so

    3110051896_d5efd6ef18.jpg


    Now...feeling better?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    dont burn your bridges, break up sex can be a bonus. If you start bitchin about her you might never get to ride her friends. Im no master swordsman but Im no fool either.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
    Mark Twain


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I just hope one day Sharky grows a pair and bites back. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You could always post threads here and bribe me to move them to AH. I could then bribe AH mods to move them back here whenever you wanted to post a reply. It makes perfect sense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Sarky wrote: »
    You could always post threads here and bribe me to move them to AH. I could then bribe AH mods to move them back here whenever you wanted to post a reply. It makes perfect sense.
    You'd do that, for me:o:o:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I just don't know what to say, getting a little emotional:o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Of course it rather depends on the AH mods not being a bunch of old meanies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    Sarky wrote: »
    You could always post threads here and bribe me to move them to AH. I could then bribe AH mods to move them back here whenever you wanted to post a reply. It makes perfect sense.

    Sesame Street (Vintage) - Grover Around



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    wat the sweet fúck is sarky?!

    sounds like a french perverted seagul

    What a good description, pervert is spot on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    hondasam wrote: »
    What a good description, pervert is spot on.

    Always?? :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Always?? :cool:

    Always :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 75 ✭✭karareilly


    very respectful


  • Site Banned Posts: 257 ✭✭Driveby Dogboy


    So many closed/ banned accounts, they had so little time...


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