Hot girls in your area want to speak to you right now...

DrumSteve · 11-01-2012 05:27PM #1

You know those ad's... "Hot girls in your area want to speak to you right now just ring this number...".They seem to be TV3's main source of advertising revenue after 9PM.

Has anyone ever rang these numbers? Are they hot? Are they in your area?

And more importantly, if they really want to speak with me, why don't they ring me?

It's these sort of things that keep me awake at night.

Temptamperu · 11-01-2012 05:29PM

Its some oul wan doing her ironing probly. :pac:

Fukuyama · 11-01-2012 05:29PM

Why is it, when I'm choking the chicken, do websites think I wanna play Party Poker?

:rolleyes::pac:

The Snipe · 11-01-2012 05:29PM

They are hiding under your bed OP!

mikemac1 · 11-01-2012 05:29PM

A mod might come in and ban you without even looking at the thread

Careful OP

jd007 · 11-01-2012 05:30PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pGcE7IvCTs

chin_grin · 11-01-2012 05:30PM

It's terrible that I know that one of those ads has Kagney Lynn Carter in it? (a pr0nstar). :pac:

Mickey H · 11-01-2012 05:31PM

chin_grin wrote: »

It's terrible that I know that one of those ads has Kagney Lynn Carter in it? (a pr0nstar). :pac:

Which one?

Conor108 · 11-01-2012 05:32PM

Always makes me think of this

kfallon · 11-01-2012 05:32PM

chin_grin wrote: »

It's terrible that I know that one of those ads has Kagney Lynn Carter in it? (a pr0nstar). :pac:

Far too much time (literally) on your hands trout!

DrumSteve · 11-01-2012 05:32PM

mikemac1 wrote: »

A mod might come in and ban you without even looking at the thread

Careful OP

Dodgin the banhammer like a boss.

JimmyCrackCorn · 11-01-2012 05:32PM

chin_grin wrote: »

It's terrible that I know that one of those ads has Kagney Lynn Carter in it? (a pr0nstar). :pac:

You have too much time or other things on your hands.

sensibleken · 11-01-2012 05:34PM

I used to know two gay guys who worked on those lines as women.
just sayin

The Snipe · 11-01-2012 05:34PM

JimmyCrackCorn wrote: »

You have too much time or other things on your hands.

Thats not time :rolleyes:

Edit:

Damn you ninja edit

11-01-2012 05:36PM

We found a phone once in the bar I work in with texts from one of these callgirl things. They were ridiculous!

chin_grin · 11-01-2012 05:38PM

Mickey H wrote: »

Which one?

Blonde wearing black negligée.

kfallon wrote: »

Far too much time (literally) on your hands trout!

JimmyCrackCorn wrote: »

You have too much time or other things on your hands.

Yes. Yes I do.

Standard Toaster · 11-01-2012 05:40PM

There must be loosers out there that ring those lines....how can they afford the advertising otherwise??

kfallon · 11-01-2012 05:42PM

chin_grin wrote: »

Blonde wearing black negligée.

Oooooo 'negligée'.......look at the posh guy!

It's lacy kaks ffs :pac:

chin_grin · 11-01-2012 05:45PM

kfallon wrote: »

Oooooo 'negligée'.......look at the posh guy!

It's lacy kaks ffs :pac:

Little do you know, I'm going to steal this little trinket of the English language and try to incorporate it in civilised conversation. Soon.

Antomus Prime · 11-01-2012 05:46PM

Dean0088 wrote: »

Why is it, when I'm choking the chicken, do websites think I wanna play Party Poker? :rolleyes::pac:

And If I wanted to log onto livejasmin . com i would have typed it into the address bar!!! :mad:

Wattle · 11-01-2012 05:50PM

These 'hot Irish girls' are probably hookers from the Dominican Republic. Has anyone met the girl of their dreams on one of these lines? How many marriages have there been? And how would you answer the 'where did you meet'? question.

DrumSteve · 11-01-2012 05:53PM

Wattle wrote: »

These 'hot Irish girls' are probably hookers from the Dominican Republic. Has anyone met the girl of their dreams on one of these lines? How many marriages have there been? And how would you answer the 'where did you meet'? question.

In your area obv.

Cameron Poe · 11-01-2012 05:53PM

Antomus Prime wrote: »

And If I wanted to log onto livejasmin . com i would have typed it into the address bar!!! :mad:

It also likes to hang around in the background leading to being stung hours later when my misses closes all tabs.

El Weirdo · 11-01-2012 05:58PM

Cameron Poe wrote: »

It also likes to hang around in the background leading to being stung hours later when my misses closes all tabs.

Pfft. n00b.

Private browsing FTW.

Antomus Prime · 11-01-2012 06:02PM

Cameron Poe wrote: »

It also likes to hang around in the background leading to being stung hours later when my misses closes all tabs.

El Weirdo wrote: »

Pfft. n00b.

Private browsing FTW.

Use google chrome and open a new incognito tab, and just put livejasmin into the block list.

And even if you do all this....... ALWAYS CHECK BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE PUTER!!!!! lol

Duggy747 · 11-01-2012 06:02PM

Nothing like browsing the web and seeing adverts that say: "Hot Asian girls waiting to fùck you in <insert closest town>"

the groutch · 11-01-2012 06:06PM

DrumSteve wrote: »

They seem to be TV3's main source of advertising revenue after 9PM.

Still better than that PlayTv thing

Oranage2 · 11-01-2012 06:11PM

Met my fiancee by ringing - She was one of these hot girls in my area on this premium line and over months of ringing we're now planing to get married, her work gets in the way a lot so I've never seen her but she send me pictures but at 2€ a pop she isnt cheap but she's my little angel.