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Funny, rude and old expressions/sayings

DaveNoCheese · 2012-01-10 11:12:29

So I did a bit of a search on this and all I could find was this. Think we could do a lot better than that ;) One that comes to mind was a few years back, one of the lads hopped out of his seat and exclaimed "I must drop the kids to the pool", took me a minute to cop that one :pac: Another random one I can think of is "You…

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