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The funny conversations you have overheard out of context

  • 10-01-2012 06:00PM
    #1
    fakearms123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,381 ✭✭✭


    I am sure this type of thread has been done to death but it's an excuse for me to share my story,

    so I just overheard one of the funniest conversations on the way home between two american businessmen in suits, first guy starts quoting off a load of statistics while the second guy listened attentively and then the second businessman said "Yes, the availability of child pornography is astonishing"


Comments

  • #2
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Where may I get in touch with the second businessman.


  • #3
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I don't get it...:confused:


  • #4
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I don't get it...:confused:

    Probably one of those 'have to be there' moments


  • #5
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,062 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    lol no


  • #6
    blue note
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,908 ✭✭✭blue note


    A similar one:

    I was in a pub one evening and it just happened to go quiet for a moment.

    A guy at the table next to us finished off his story;

    "so anyway, it turns out she has a cock".


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  • #7
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    "While she may have got away without picking up the infection needless to say I had the last laugh."


  • #8
    Lady von Purple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    ''I know... We should do a three legged pub crawl!'' -I want to know what problem this is the solution to.


  • #9
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Probably one of those 'have to be there' moments

    I hope so cos I'm not seeing the thing in the thing.


  • #10
    snooleen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 266 ✭✭snooleen


    Overheard this snippet while walking through campus, "Was he sad like 'sitting on the stairs, drinking gin and crying' sad, or..?"


  • #11
    KimboSlice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭KimboSlice


    :D I love these threads.
    There's a few funny ones over at www.overheardwhat.com

    My favorite is:

    Girl: "You Smell..Use some deodorant"
    Boyfriend: "I haven't got any so breathe through your mouth"

    :D


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  • #12
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭Corvo


    Remember I was talking to one of my mates about a drunken fancy dress party as I was walking along the street. As I turned the corner two women (pretty fit too) just caught me saying "So I spriting down the street dressed as Batman"..and they looked at me like I was a looney :o


  • #13
    TopOfTheRight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭TopOfTheRight


    Walking past a group of upmarket-looking businessmen on the way to college - "so if we were to ship the semen out there first..." - that was all we heard


  • #14
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,680 ✭✭✭policarp


    TopOfTheRight wrote: »
    Walking past a group of upmarket-looking businessmen on the way to college - "so if we were to ship the semen out there first..." - that was all we heard

    Could've been Ship the Seamen. . .


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