What's the worst accident that's happened to you?

Erica<3 · 10-01-2012 01:25AM #1

I suppose mine would be this time last year.. Fell off a horse and broke every single rib on my left side, dislocated my shoulder, cracked 3 vertebrae and punctured a lung.. Only to recover a while later and fall off the same horse and face plant a wall and pull my other arm out of the socket..

So what's you worst accident??

MrStuffins · 10-01-2012 01:27AM

You did all that to yourself and then after you recovered you fell off the same horse?

I'm sure if you asked your parents this question they'd answer "Erica

"

RichieC · 10-01-2012 01:28AM

A glob of molten steel fell into my work boot while I was cutting steal with a blow torch.

painful, still have a scar and that was 1997..

Erica<3 · 10-01-2012 01:29AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

You did all that to yourself and then after you recovered you fell off the same horse?

I'm sure if you asked your parents this question they'd answer "Erica "

It's called work and commitment, darlin' :rolleyes:

Eve_Dublin · 10-01-2012 01:30AM

Erica<3 wrote: »

I suppose mine would be this time last year.. Fell off a horse and broke every single rib on my left side, dislocated my shoulder, cracked 3 vertebrae and punctured a lung.. Only to recover a while later and fall off the same horse and face plant a wall and pull my other arm out of the socket..

So what's you worst accident??

My good god.....:eek:

Sliced a bit of me finger off with a sharp knife into a customers sandwich I was making (yep...in their bellies....) and had to get stitches. Nothing else.

Captain Darling · 10-01-2012 01:31AM

Chernobyl.

dave3004 · 10-01-2012 01:32AM

Went into a tackle in football.

Hurt my ankle. Multiple surgeries. No improvement. Told to retire.

Never played since. That was 2007.

daddydick · 10-01-2012 01:32AM

Remember the Chinese finger trap things?

Well I got me willy caught in one of those and took a scissors to it only to cut my willy off.

And now I have no willy.

MrStuffins · 10-01-2012 01:33AM

daddydick wrote: »

Remember the Chinese finger trap things?

Well I got me willy caught in one of those and took a scissors to it only to cut my willy off.

And now I have no willy.

Bit of an ironic username then no?

OpTiMuS Pr1mE · 10-01-2012 01:33AM

Was having sex...to cut a long story short it went in the wrong way broke me banjo string and riped open half my cock, then follows a very very awkward conversation with me dad for a lift to the hospital, then telling them what happened, disinfectant on my cock to get rid of dry blood injection right into the wound and stitches. Many will think this is a joke but I can promise you its not...that pain will stay with me to till the grave!

Mr Benevolent · 10-01-2012 01:33AM

What is it with people falling off horses? Seems to be much more dangerous than riding a motorcycle and three times as expensive just to ride a big donkey.

Erica<3 · 10-01-2012 01:34AM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

My good god.....:eek:

Sliced a bit of me finger off with a sharp knife into a customers sandwich I was making (yep...in their bellies....) and had to get stitches. Nothing else.

Yeah well I didn't notice the pain, I was too busy being unconscious...

I'm not going to lie, yours made me squirm and gag a little :eek:

IM0 · 10-01-2012 01:35AM

car nearly killed me while out training on my bike, turned across me BAM! into me on the bonnet/side wing/window pillar - cracked sternum among others

:mad:

MrStuffins · 10-01-2012 01:35AM

Erica<3 wrote: »

It's called work and commitment, darlin' :rolleyes:

Yeah? I backed a horse called "Work and Commitment Darlin' " once.

Lost a fortune! F*ckin jockey couldn't stay on the thing!

TanG411 · 10-01-2012 01:35AM

I stood on a plug once.

Barefoot.

mr.jingle · 10-01-2012 01:37AM

When i was a kid i fell off a skateboard tied onto the back of a bicycle

face first into the curb on the road. Lost my 4 front teeth. Nasty stuff! Might not have broken bones or anything major like that but my f**k it was sore :P

Erica<3 · 10-01-2012 01:37AM

Confab wrote: »

What is it with people falling off horses? Seems to be much more dangerous than riding a motorcycle and three times as expensive just to ride a big donkey.

It's a live animal that has the mental capacity to make split second decisions.. If you don't end up on your arse at least a dozen times you're a freak of nature...

RickRoll · 10-01-2012 01:39AM

Broke my 2 legs in a car accident when I was 3, thankfully I don't remember any of it.

dave3004 · 10-01-2012 01:39AM

Jockey is a very underrated professsion.

These lads are harder than coffin nails.

carfiosaoorl · 10-01-2012 01:41AM

My sister banged the boot of the car down on my nose. I was in hospital for 8 days because it wouldnt stop bleeding. I ended up having surgery the day of my birthday. So I have to celebrate 2 birthdays this year.

Erica<3 · 10-01-2012 01:43AM

dave3004 wrote: »

Jockey is a very underrated professsion.

These lads are harder than coffin nails.

Current OH is a racing jockey, could not agree more.

Old Perry · 10-01-2012 01:43AM

carfiosaoorl wrote: »

My sister banged the boot of the car down on my nose. I was in hospital for 8 days because it wouldnt stop bleeding. I ended up having surgery the day of my birthday. So I have to celebrate 2 birthdays this year.

thatll teach to try sneak a peak again

EGAR · 10-01-2012 01:43AM

Smashed my right knee into a tree whilst the horse was in full flight gallop. Couldn't bend my leg properly for ages and had an OP.

Ripped my thigh open with a rusty nail sticking out of a timberframe. Lotsa stitches.

Got mauled by a Yellow Labrador, hospital and LOTS of stitches.

Got my nose broken twice, once by a bucking horse and once by a swan.

Several broken toes from being trodden on by horses and once by a cow.

Oh the joys of animal rescue

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trooney · 10-01-2012 01:44AM

Mashed me leg up a treat after a fall rock climbing. Left me on crutches for two years

http://pix.ie/trooney/album/315930/goto/367428

Captain_Generic · 10-01-2012 01:46AM

trooney wrote: »

Mashed me leg up a treat after a fall rock climbing. Left me on crutches for two years

http://pix.ie/trooney/album/315930/goto/367428

'Tis but a flesh wound

saa · 10-01-2012 01:48AM

cut my head open or punctured by foot with an iron bar hows a girl to choose!

callaway92 · 10-01-2012 01:49AM

Knocking down a child off his bicycle the morning of one of my college repeat exams in August 2011. Still get days where I start shaking thinking of it. How he escaped unharmed I do not know. The bike was squished. It's moreso the "what if I hit him a tenth of a second later" is worse than anything

RichieC · 10-01-2012 01:50AM

I don't trust horses, or people who do...

later12 · 10-01-2012 01:51AM

Another horse related one.

The Vet was out cutting a colt who had never been in a headcollar before; of course I was landed the job of holding him while the area was cleaned and anaesthetised. I turn around to hand the Vet something and the colt suddenly swings his head to the left, pulling the joint of my humerus with him.

I felt a dull, cold numbness in my shoulder, pulled up the arm of my t-shirt, and saw the ball of the socket popped down below where it should be. The next thing I remember I was sitting in the vet's jeep with my tshirt off on the way to the hospital:eek: Couldn't move it for about 2 weeks.

Ever since, my shoulder has popped out on occasion: once it even happened during sex, but it always goes back in straight away.

Johnny Foreigner · 10-01-2012 01:54AM

Erica<3 wrote: »

It's a live animal that has the mental capacity to make split second decisions.. If you don't end up on your arse at least a dozen times you're a freak of nature...

My Grandfather first sat me on an Irish grey stallion when I was 4 years old. By 11 I was riding a chestnut mare bareback. I have fallen off a horse once (I am 35 years old). I am not a freak of nature, I am just good at hanging in to a horse when they bolt. When you learn to ride a horse bareback, you don't fall off if you have a saddle, stirrups, and rein.

EGAR · 10-01-2012 01:55AM

Forgot about that one. Broke up a fight between an Otterhound and a Lurcher and became collateral damage:

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/30158_129905377033599_100000424117521_257194_6368539_a.jpg

What's the worst accident that's happened to you?

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