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Do mods on AH not have the right to move topics to other forums?

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  • #32
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    that's not really an answer to the questions though is it?
    Post reported for sarkyness.


  • #33
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    sNarah wrote: »
    that's not really an answer to the questions though is it?
    Post reported for sarkyness.

    Well you said questions and you only asked a question so im reporting your post so meh :mad:


  • #34
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    How about those telepathic questions I was sending you :eek:


  • #35
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    But those questions are way to dirty to answer on a public forum :eek:


  • #36
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Yes - but at the same time *everyone* would like to know what you would do with Tar, watermelons and a butterknife!


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  • #37
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I certainly know what *I* would do. Giggidy.


  • #38
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    who is tar?


  • #39
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's usually found in chimneys, or on dog's paws.


  • #40
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Thought that was soot and shoite


  • #41
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    hondasam wrote: »
    Thought that was soot and shoite

    Oh petal, I'm so sorry, I thought you knew!


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  • #42
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Yes, those too, only they are not as a sweettasting and orgasmic as tar.


  • #43
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    Oh petal, I'm so sorry, I thought you knew!

    Don't talk nice to me, it doesn't suit you. I will feel compelled to be nice back.


  • #44
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Squeeee!
    Sunday evening loving moments in the Nest.
    I *knew* I came back at the right time!

    Let's all slow dance together!


  • #45
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    sNarah wrote: »
    Yes, those too, only they are not as a sweettasting and orgasmic as tar.

    I read that as sweaty as tar, he is nearly as big a slut as sarky.


  • #46
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    sNarah wrote: »
    Squeeee!
    Sunday evening loving moments in the Nest.
    I *knew* I came back at the right time!

    Let's all slow dance together!

    we need a man and there is only sarky here,


  • #47
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Sarky's beard can take us both.


  • #48
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It would ravish the arse off you both. It's just dangerous dealing with any fewer than 3.


  • #49
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I hate beard rash, he will have to clean himself up


  • #50
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    So, how about Kim Jung Un huh?
    He would fit right into AH I reckon.


  • #51
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    It would ravish the arse off you both. It's just dangerous dealing with any fewer than 3.

    Oh aren't we the stud !


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  • #52
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Meh, I'm not bad. It's my beard gets all the action. Lucky bastard.


  • #53
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Oh I doubt that now.


  • #54
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    When Sarky is working on his masters, his beards takes off of its own to seduce woman all over Cork and Galway, I hear with great success.
    I even hear stories of illegitimate children with excessive hairgrowth from birth within a particular area of 20 miles around his house.


  • #55
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Cute little sarky's running around Galway, I could be mother to one of them,


  • #56
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,783 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Wtf is going on?


  • #57
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    hondasam wrote: »
    we need a man and there is only sarky here,

    Don't mind me I'll just lurk.


  • #58
    sNarah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Nothing.

    Nothing to see here.

    Move along now please and form an orderly line.

    want some coco?


  • #59
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    copacetic wrote: »
    Wtf is going on?

    we are making babies with sarky's beard. If you want one get in line. I'm first.


  • #60
    copacetic
    Subscribers Posts: 16,783 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    :eek: eek, tCn, 7 years in, still scared. <runs>


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  • #61
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    WAS working my masters, sNarah. You've been gone too long! I now do science for money. Soon I will live in a skull shaped castle on the moon. I'll let you visit. We can go moon skiing.

    My beard is of course still a slut. And a lover beyond compare, I am led to believe. And far too soft for beard rash. But any woman who's known the touch of a real man and not one of those stubbley metrosexual ladyboys would know about that...


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