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    • #32
      sNarah
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      that's not really an answer to the questions though is it?
      Post reported for sarkyness.


    • #33
      Oranage2
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      sNarah wrote: »
      that's not really an answer to the questions though is it?
      Post reported for sarkyness.

      Well you said questions and you only asked a question so im reporting your post so meh :mad:


    • #34
      sNarah
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      How about those telepathic questions I was sending you :eek:


    • #35
      Oranage2
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      But those questions are way to dirty to answer on a public forum :eek:


    • #36
      sNarah
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      Yes - but at the same time *everyone* would like to know what you would do with Tar, watermelons and a butterknife!


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    • #37
      Sarky
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      I certainly know what *I* would do. Giggidy.


    • #38
      hondasam
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      who is tar?


    • #39
      sNarah
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      It's usually found in chimneys, or on dog's paws.


    • #40
      hondasam
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      Thought that was soot and shoite


    • #41
      Sarky
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      hondasam wrote: »
      Thought that was soot and shoite

      Oh petal, I'm so sorry, I thought you knew!


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    • #42
      sNarah
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      Yes, those too, only they are not as a sweettasting and orgasmic as tar.


    • #43
      hondasam
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      Sarky wrote: »
      Oh petal, I'm so sorry, I thought you knew!

      Don't talk nice to me, it doesn't suit you. I will feel compelled to be nice back.


    • #44
      sNarah
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      Squeeee!
      Sunday evening loving moments in the Nest.
      I *knew* I came back at the right time!

      Let's all slow dance together!


    • #45
      hondasam
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      sNarah wrote: »
      Yes, those too, only they are not as a sweettasting and orgasmic as tar.

      I read that as sweaty as tar, he is nearly as big a slut as sarky.


    • #46
      hondasam
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      sNarah wrote: »
      Squeeee!
      Sunday evening loving moments in the Nest.
      I *knew* I came back at the right time!

      Let's all slow dance together!

      we need a man and there is only sarky here,


    • #47
      sNarah
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      Sarky's beard can take us both.


    • #48
      Sarky
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      It would ravish the arse off you both. It's just dangerous dealing with any fewer than 3.


    • #49
      hondasam
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      I hate beard rash, he will have to clean himself up


    • #50
      sNarah
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      So, how about Kim Jung Un huh?
      He would fit right into AH I reckon.


    • #51
      hondasam
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      Sarky wrote: »
      It would ravish the arse off you both. It's just dangerous dealing with any fewer than 3.

      Oh aren't we the stud !


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    • #52
      Sarky
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      Meh, I'm not bad. It's my beard gets all the action. Lucky bastard.


    • #53
      hondasam
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      Oh I doubt that now.


    • #54
      sNarah
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      When Sarky is working on his masters, his beards takes off of its own to seduce woman all over Cork and Galway, I hear with great success.
      I even hear stories of illegitimate children with excessive hairgrowth from birth within a particular area of 20 miles around his house.


    • #55
      hondasam
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      Cute little sarky's running around Galway, I could be mother to one of them,


    • #56
      copacetic
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      Wtf is going on?


    • #57
      Oranage2
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      hondasam wrote: »
      we need a man and there is only sarky here,

      Don't mind me I'll just lurk.


    • #58
      sNarah
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      Nothing.

      Nothing to see here.

      Move along now please and form an orderly line.

      want some coco?


    • #59
      hondasam
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      copacetic wrote: »
      Wtf is going on?

      we are making babies with sarky's beard. If you want one get in line. I'm first.


    • #60
      copacetic
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      :eek: eek, tCn, 7 years in, still scared. <runs>


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    • #61
      Sarky
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      WAS working my masters, sNarah. You've been gone too long! I now do science for money. Soon I will live in a skull shaped castle on the moon. I'll let you visit. We can go moon skiing.

      My beard is of course still a slut. And a lover beyond compare, I am led to believe. And far too soft for beard rash. But any woman who's known the touch of a real man and not one of those stubbley metrosexual ladyboys would know about that...


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