Bog roll

badabing106 · 08-01-2012 11:36PM #1

I bought a 12 pack of kitten soft today in the supermarket today. There was an attractive lady behind me, and an attractive lady at the checkout till. I suddenly became very self concious when I saw the gigantic bundle of loo paper trundling down the conveyor belt, It seemed out of place with the rest of my groceries. They seemed a bit distracted too.Has anyone else felt a pang of embarrassment buying loo roll?

Ghandee · 08-01-2012 11:37PM

No.

Even the pope wipes his butt ffs!

d.anthony · 08-01-2012 11:37PM

People should need a license to use the internet.

stupidusername · 08-01-2012 11:37PM

try being a female buying a single carrot in a supermarket

Sky King · 08-01-2012 11:38PM

Just rob the blue roll from a petrol station forecourt.

At €0 / sqM you can't get cheaper and it's ultra absorbent.

Stings the ring a bit at first but it will soon callous up nicely like leather and then you're set.

kfallon · 08-01-2012 11:38PM

stupidusername wrote: »

try being a female buying a single carrot in a supermarket

It's prob worse if you are a camp guy tbh

Dudess · 08-01-2012 11:40PM

There was some study done a few years ago that revealed women with big boobs buy small melons. Thankfully the important things are being researched. :pac:

Loopie · 08-01-2012 11:42PM

stupidusername wrote: »

try being a female buying a single carrot in a supermarket

...or a cucumber....

Seriously OP, everyone wipes their ar*e... I never got people being embarassed buying bog roll. I take my time choosing which one, colour, ply etc, it's a serious business!

seantorious · 08-01-2012 11:42PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8GPSOdR2g

Abi · 08-01-2012 11:42PM

badabing106 wrote: »

I bought a 12 pack of kitten soft today in the supermarket today. There was an attractive lady behind me, and an attractive lady at the checkout till. I suddenly became very self concious when I saw the gigantic bundle of loo paper trundling down the conveyor belt, It seemed out of place with the rest of my groceries. They seemed a bit distracted too.Has anyone else felt a pang of embarrassment buying loo roll?

No, because everybody go 2's.

Imagine of it was a box of tampax going down the conveyor though, those bitches would have wet themselves thinking - 'nawh.. he went out and bought her some tampax.. Isn't he so sweet? nawhhh. I want him inside me'.

Or something like that.

Loopie · 08-01-2012 11:43PM

Sky King wrote: »

Just rob the blue roll from a petrol station forecourt.

At €0 / sqM you can't get cheaper and it's ultra absorbent.

Stings the ring a bit at first but it will soon callous up nicely like leather and then you're set.

That's like wiping your arse with a blade!

Kevin Duffy · 08-01-2012 11:43PM

Aw man, up to that moment those women thought you didn't need to wipe and were going to have lots of sex with you for that reason, but you blew it by revealing your weakness.

Dudess · 08-01-2012 11:44PM

OP it was Kitten Soft, so if anything, you're in. Buying Kitten Soft, instead of own brand arse sandpaper, looks sensitive.

JerryHandbag · 08-01-2012 11:46PM

Ghandee wrote: »

No.

Even the pope wipes his butt ffs!

Too right. Getting someone else to do that would be a Cardinal sin.

kfallon · 08-01-2012 11:55PM

Abi wrote: »

Imagine of it was a box of tampax going down the conveyor though, those bitches would have wet themselves thinking - 'nawh.. he went out and bought her some tampax.. Isn't he so sweet? nawhhh. I want him inside me'.

Or something like that.

They'd have thought "awwww his 'Johnny Giles' have burst" :pac:

ICANN · 08-01-2012 11:58PM

I share a house with 5 others so once a month we all take a turn to go and buy a months supply of jacks paper for the house. We live a 4 minute walk from the pound shop so the last time it was my turn I had £25 so bought £25 packs with 4 rolls each. They put them into two massive clear bags so I had to walk home with two huge clear bags of jacks paper.

I held my head high and proud.

Abi · 09-01-2012 12:03AM

kfallon wrote: »

They'd have thought "awwww his 'Johnny Giles' have burst" :pac:

Best buy a tub of sudocrem then too, maybe they'd like to be of assistance :pac:

Doyler92 · 09-01-2012 12:04AM

I'm so poor I have to hang my toilet roll out to dry.

Naos · 09-01-2012 12:06AM

Dudess wrote: »

There was some study done a few years ago that revealed women with big boobs buy small melons. Thankfully the important things are being researched. :pac:

I remember reading a study that stated 'Penalty kick takers in a (soccer)World Cup Final feel more pressure than Penalty kick takers playing in a regular Sunday game'.

How do these things get research money?

kfallon · 09-01-2012 12:07AM

Abi wrote: »

Best buy a tub of sudocrem then too, maybe they'd like to be of assistance :pac:

Savlon and babywipes.....great for the hangover 'ringsting', oh yes, 1-0

Chuck Stone · 09-01-2012 12:11AM

I would have said:

Me: 'Well, this is awkward'

Her: 'Why do you say that handsome'?

Me: 'Don't you feel uncomfortable touching those knowing that I'm going to be wiping my arse with them in the not too distant future'?

Gee Bag · 09-01-2012 12:22AM

Ghandee wrote: »

No.

Even the pope wipes his butt ffs!

Yeah, but he uses little children

Archeron · 09-01-2012 12:29AM

I was so disappointed when I found out its not actually made of kittens.

RichieC · 09-01-2012 12:30AM

Used to. when I was ten.

pragmatic1 · 09-01-2012 12:32AM

I know what you mean OP. Its like whoever is around then associates you with poo.

Scruffles · 09-01-2012 01:02AM

forgive the pun,but coud not give a sht about being seen with toilet roll.
it is only paper and there is nothing moraly wrong with having a sht-better out than in as anyone whose ever had constipation knows.:eek:
- it is only recycled food,perhaps if scientists can invent some sort of supplement people/animals can take to add scent to faeces so it comes out smelling of anything-perfume,flowers,aftershave,deodorant,coffee,freshly baked bread,freshly cut grass etc-anything that humans tend to love the smell of.

Mint Sauce · 09-01-2012 01:53AM

Could have been worse OP, could have been buying some cucumbers, condoms, and vasaline.

Abi wrote: »

No, because everybody go 2's.

Imagine of it was a box of tampax going down the conveyor though, those bitches would have wet themselves thinking - 'nawh.. he went out and bought her some tampax.. Isn't he so sweet? nawhhh. I want him inside me'.

Or something like that.

maglite · 09-01-2012 02:02AM

irish-stew wrote: »

<off to buy some tampax in the morning>

I thought the same thing, but all you'd get is the assumption people might think they want you.

However if you act on it they will brand you as a cheating scumbag and you'll get nowhere, it will go from a mildly pleasant encounter to your being demonized.:(:(:(

Frynge · 09-01-2012 02:12AM

irish-stew wrote: »

Could have been worse OP, could have been buying some cucumbers, condoms, and Vasaline>

Or cucumbers, cling-film and elastic bands.

If on a budget

Overheal · 09-01-2012 02:25AM

badabing106 wrote: »

I bought a 12 pack of kitten soft today in the supermarket today. There was an attractive lady behind me, and an attractive lady at the checkout till. I suddenly became very self concious when I saw the gigantic bundle of loo paper trundling down the conveyor belt, It seemed out of place with the rest of my groceries. They seemed a bit distracted too.Has anyone else felt a pang of embarrassment buying loo roll?

You should have just said it was for your kitten. Chicks dig kittens.

stacexD · 09-01-2012 02:36AM

Scruffles wrote: »

forgive the pun,but coud not give a sht about being seen with toilet roll.
it is only paper and there is nothing moraly wrong with having a sht-better out than in as anyone whose ever had constipation knows.:eek:
- it is only recycled food,perhaps if scientists can invent some sort of supplement people/animals can take to add scent to faeces so it comes out smelling of anything-perfume,flowers,aftershave,deodorant,coffee,freshly baked bread,freshly cut grass etc-anything that humans tend to love the smell of.

and you'd get compliments after going for a sh*te with people asking you what scent it was etc :L
Britney Spears new one, half price in tesco :pac:

Bog roll

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