Good deeds

cloud493 · 08-01-2012 01:06AM #1

How many of us do good deeds? I mean, we all just want to do enough to get through our lives with the minimum of fuss. But sometimes its nice to do little things for people. Karma and all that. So what have you done recently, to constitute a good deed/

Duggy747 · 08-01-2012 01:07AM

I haven't killed anyone lately, been in the jolly Xmas spirit and all

I don't believe in doing nice things in case "karma" gets me, I do it because it's morally right to help another.

Mr.Crinklewood · 08-01-2012 01:08AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I haven't killed anyone lately, been in the jolly Xmas spirit and all

You owe me €50 then. If that bithch is not dealt with you will pay in other ways.

Doc Ruby · 08-01-2012 01:09AM

No good deed goes unpunished.

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

You owe me €50 then. If that bithch is not dealt with you will pay in other ways.

See?

Duggy747 · 08-01-2012 01:10AM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

You owe me €50 then. If that bithch is not dealt with you will pay in other ways.

Business hours will resume on Monday, if you have a complaint about my assassaination skills please forward it to customer service

FatherLen · 08-01-2012 01:13AM

i helped an elderly woman down a flight of stairs.

with a push

Mr.Crinklewood · 08-01-2012 01:14AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

Business hours will resume on Monday, if you have a complaint about my assassaination skills please forward it to customer service

What time on Monday, and what time zone are we talking about. Mine, yours or the soon to be departed ?

DEFTLEFTHAND · 08-01-2012 01:17AM

I'm always there for my friends, they like to confide in me, I've heard some shocking confessions but I never judge I just advise.
And store up some great future blackmail material.:pac:

stupidusername · 08-01-2012 01:22AM

There's a few times that i moved way out of someones path, so they didn't have to move a lot.

MidnightQueen · 08-01-2012 01:23AM

Doc Ruby wrote: »

No good deed goes unpunished.

So true! Karmas a bctih!

I do good deeds all the time though, whether its helping at home or some friends out.

xcandyflossx · 08-01-2012 01:32AM

I took it up the arse! :cool:

Srsly

It was his birthday though! Wish he'd pay more attention to me now

I hate paddy power !

stupidusername · 08-01-2012 01:33AM

xcandyflossx wrote: »

I took it up the arse! :cool:

Srsly It was his birthday though! Wish he'd pay more attention to me now I hate paddy power !

alright then

Kim_Il_Jong · 08-01-2012 01:37AM

xcandyflossx wrote: »

I took it up the arse! :cool:

Srsly It was his birthday though! Wish he'd pay more attention to me now I hate paddy power !

bing bong. ladies and gentlemen, this thread has been diverted.

chucken1 · 08-01-2012 01:38AM

Duggy747 wrote: »

I haven't killed anyone lately, been in the jolly Xmas spirit and all

I don't believe in doing nice things in case "karma" gets me, I do it because it's morally right to help another.

How's "that" housemate by the way?

Ellie2008 · 08-01-2012 01:39AM

I do good deeds but partly because I hate who I used to be and trying to make up for it to restore my mental health,,,quite a selfish reason really

senorwipesalot · 08-01-2012 01:46AM

xcandyflossx wrote: »

I took it up the arse! :cool:

Srsly It was his birthday though! Wish he'd pay more attention to me now I hate paddy power !

Paddy Power gave you one up the chocolate speedway?

xcandyflossx · 08-01-2012 01:47AM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Paddy Power gave you one up the chocolate speedway?

LMFAO ! No, my BF is kinda addicted to Poker I think. Any ideas of what I should do ?

Kim_Il_Jong · 08-01-2012 01:47AM

Apparently the deal with 'Karma' from the people who came up with the concept is that the books don't have to balance in this lifetime, you can be a complete bllix and still be blessed with a great life while a real decent person can get a complete sht deal all the time.

The catch is that the same people have the concept of re-incarnation, the books get balanced in your next life.
So Mr Bllox might just re-arrive into a sht life.

Bad karma is like having to drink salt-water, but if you're good enough you can add so much water, by being good, that its not that bad.

chucken1 · 08-01-2012 01:48AM

xcandyflossx wrote: »

LMFAO ! No, my BF is kinda addicted to Poker I think. Any ideas of what I should do ?

Walk away before you are banned??

cloud493 · 08-01-2012 01:48AM

Well I don't actually believe in karma, per se. But there's nothing wrong with doing something nice for people, if you see an opportunity to.

xcandyflossx · 08-01-2012 01:49AM

chucken1 wrote: »

Walk away before you are banned??

Banned for what?

LETHAL LADY · 08-01-2012 01:49AM

xcandyflossx wrote: »

LMFAO ! No, my BF is kinda addicted to Poker I think. Any ideas of what I should do ?

I suggest therapy and more bum action.

Kim_Il_Jong · 08-01-2012 01:50AM

xcandyflossx wrote: »

LMFAO ! No, my BF is kinda addicted to Poker I think. Any ideas of what I should do ?

Yes, a threesome will quickly make him forget.

Your boyfriend totally deserves a threesome, and many sandwiches and regular xbox games.

(nice one, thats me sorted for my next life)

senorwipesalot · 08-01-2012 02:02AM

Kim_Il_Jong wrote: »

Yes, a threesome will quickly make him forget.

Your boyfriend totally deserves a threesome, and many sandwiches and regular xbox games.

(nice one, thats me sorted for my next life)

Less poker =more pokher

in dungbox:)

Giselle · 08-01-2012 02:07AM

I was on the phone as I waited for a guy to finish at an atm today. It took a couple of seconds to register that he hadn't taken the money and he'd disappeared into the shopping centre crowd and I hadn't registered what he looked like, so I took the cash sticking out of the slot, did my own transaction, and waited beside the machine for the guy to realise he didn't take his cash with his card and maybe come back. He didn't.

So I went to the customer desk, told them I was handing in the cash at the police station if anyone enquired, and then I went to the police and filled in the form and left the cash. It took up ages and I wound up going home without the things I'd intended to get while I was out.

tl:dr:

I found a wad of cash and did the right thing, even though it ruined my day.

cul-2008 · 08-01-2012 02:11AM

I'll go against the trend here and not refer to anal sex but answer the question asked.

Funnily enough today I donated the huge jar of loose change to Milford Hospice in Limerick and donated a load of clothes to Limerick Animal Welfare.

Need to do a lot more in fairness.

up the bum no harm done...couldn't resist :P

stupidusername · 08-01-2012 02:20AM

Giselle wrote: »

I was on the phone as I waited for a guy to finish at an atm today. It took a couple of seconds to register that he hadn't taken the money and he'd disappeared into the shopping centre crowd and I hadn't registered what he looked like, so I took the cash sticking out of the slot, did my own transaction, and waited beside the machine for the guy to realise he didn't take his cash with his card and maybe come back. He didn't.

So I went to the customer desk, told them I was handing in the cash at the police station if anyone enquired, and then I went to the police and filled in the form and left the cash. It took up ages and I wound up going home without the things I'd intended to get while I was out.

tl:dr:

I found a wad of cash and did the right thing, even though it ruined my day.

am.... ya know if you just left the cash there, it goes back in to the machine, so he wouldn't have lost it. And I wouldn't personally trust the guards tbh.

Capt'n Midnight · 08-01-2012 02:32AM

A good deed never goes unpunished.

Giselle · 08-01-2012 02:49AM

stupidusername wrote: »

am.... ya know if you just left the cash there, it goes back in to the machine, so he wouldn't have lost it.

I never knew that.

I could cry.:(

stupidusername · 08-01-2012 02:51AM

Giselle wrote: »

I never knew that.

I could cry.:(

oops. well you'll know for future. he'll probably have assumed someone stole it, if it's showing up as gone from his account though.

sunnymar · 08-01-2012 02:56AM

Theres a very elderly couple that live somewhere on my street. Ive seen them walking to and from the shop the odd time. Ive been living here a year and over that time id have helped the lady walk down the slope on the path (shes very poor mobility). Ive always wanted to knock into them, give them my number and tell them that i'll go to the shop and get their messages if they want me to. Is that too weird though? Ive stopped myself from doing it because I thought it might make them/me awkward. do people do stuff like that anymore?

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