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Why don't chippers let you salt / vinegar your own chips ?

  • 05-01-2012 11:50PM
    #1
    Alan_H_1991
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 107 ✭✭


    Why


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  • #2
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,439 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    They do if you ask them.


  • #3
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Because you can't trust fat people.


  • #4
    The Scientician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    They don't know where your hands have been.


  • #5
    mickdw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,918 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    They do where I come from.


  • #6
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    They have done any time I've asked them. You are begging the question, sir.


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  • #7
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Harry Ramsdens do.


  • #8
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    They do.


  • #9
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Why don't chippers let you salt / vinegar your own chips ?


    You will always get the messers who will walk away with them and bring them home :-)


  • #10
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and they look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to :)


  • #11
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    spot the boggers :pac:


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  • #12
    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,112 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    What sort of nazi chippers do you be visiting OP?


  • #13
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I can just imagine a smart arse skanger been let loose on salt and vinegar dispenser in my local Borzas, at half two on a Saturday morning, after a few bottles of cheap cider wha?
    The fcukin stuff would be everywhere but over the chips!


  • #14
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    baraca wrote: »
    What sort of nazi chippers do you be visiting OP?

    ones with hygene guidelines


  • #15
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    1210m5g wrote: »
    What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and the look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to :)


    Ah now come on who are you trying to cod here ;)


  • #16
    Leo Dowling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 322 ✭✭Leo Dowling


    I don't understand why they always put the salt on first and then the vinegar. Surely the salt slides off and to the bottom of the bag, vinegar first makes the salt stick. Well its always worked that way in my random logic anyways.


  • #17
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    1210m5g wrote: »
    What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and the look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to :)
    Yep, chipper i go to gives you a couple of ketchups for free and guess what- people keep going back to them. Effing hate chippers that charge 30 to 50 cent for a bit of ketchup, its just meaness plain and simple.


  • #18
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    1210m5g wrote: »
    What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and the look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to :)

    Though technically not a chipper, burgerking on the Belgard road in Tallaght limit you to one (possibly two) sachets of ketchup.

    Ask for more and the want 30c a sachet the greedy houndogs!:confused:


  • #19
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    Awwwww man, i'd love a proper chipper, chips over here are sh!te :(


  • #20
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    realies wrote: »
    Ah now come on who are you trying to cod here ;)

    He deserves to be battered for that.


  • #21
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    He deserves to be battered for that.

    Dont start the puns this isn't the time or the Plaice.


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  • #22
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭amacca


    1210m5g wrote: »
    What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and the look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to :)

    did you have anything other than your hands in the bag of chips?


  • #23
    Intensive Care Bear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭Intensive Care Bear


    amacca wrote: »
    did you have anything other than your hands in the bag of chips?

    Yes a battered sausage.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,735 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    1210m5g wrote: »
    Dont start the puns this isn't the time or the Plaice.

    Hooray for puntastic thread!


  • #25
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Saila wrote: »
    spot the boggers :pac:

    Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:


  • #26
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Leo Dowling wrote: »
    I don't understand why they always put the salt on first and then the vinegar. Surely the salt slides off and to the bottom of the bag, vinegar first makes the salt stick. Well its always worked that way in my random logic anyways.

    Because it's 'salt and vinegar'


    If you asked for 'vinegar and salt' you might as well walk into the chipper with an 'I'm a pedophile' t-shirt on.


  • #27
    Garlic Suplmnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 ✭✭Garlic Suplmnt


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Saila wrote: »
    spot the boggers :pac:

    Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:

    Brevity is the sole of wit


  • #28
    Stojkovic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 981 ✭✭✭Stojkovic


    It's because junkie scum stick their syringes in the vinegar to sterilise them.


  • #29
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:
    They'll probably try to snort the salt and inject the vinegar, stupid jackeens :pac:


  • #30
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Jeh whan sal n' vinegar wi' tha', luv?


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  • #31
    Pace2008
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,587 ✭✭✭Pace2008


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:
    GTFO of here with that chip on your shoulder.


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