Why don't chippers let you salt / vinegar your own chips ?

Alan_H_1991

Why

El Guapo!

They do if you ask them.

starbelgrade

Because you can't trust fat people.

The Scientician

They don't know where your hands have been.

mickdw

They do where I come from.

Pace2008

They have done any time I've asked them. You are begging the question, sir.

Frank Black

Harry Ramsdens do.

hondasam

They do.

Sunnyisland

Why don't chippers let you salt / vinegar your own chips ?


You will always get the messers who will walk away with them and bring them home :-)

Intensive Care Bear

What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and they look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to

Saila

spot the boggers :pac:

TheMilkyPirate

What sort of nazi chippers do you be visiting OP?

Ghandee

I can just imagine a smart arse skanger been let loose on salt and vinegar dispenser in my local Borzas, at half two on a Saturday morning, after a few bottles of cheap cider wha?
The fcukin stuff would be everywhere but over the chips!

Saila

baraca wrote: »

What sort of nazi chippers do you be visiting OP?

ones with hygene guidelines

Sunnyisland

1210m5g wrote: »

What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and the look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to

Ah now come on who are you trying to cod here

Leo Dowling

I don't understand why they always put the salt on first and then the vinegar. Surely the salt slides off and to the bottom of the bag, vinegar first makes the salt stick. Well its always worked that way in my random logic anyways.

Littlehorny

1210m5g wrote: »

What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and the look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to

Yep, chipper i go to gives you a couple of ketchups for free and guess what- people keep going back to them. Effing hate chippers that charge 30 to 50 cent for a bit of ketchup, its just meaness plain and simple.

Ghandee

1210m5g wrote: »

What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and the look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to

Though technically not a chipper, burgerking on the Belgard road in Tallaght limit you to one (possibly two) sachets of ketchup.

Ask for more and the want 30c a sachet the greedy houndogs!

theteal

Awwwww man, i'd love a proper chipper, chips over here are sh!te

Chuck Stone

realies wrote: »

Ah now come on who are you trying to cod here

He deserves to be battered for that.

Intensive Care Bear

Chuck Stone wrote: »

He deserves to be battered for that.

Dont start the puns this isn't the time or the Plaice.

amacca

1210m5g wrote: »

What annoys me more is when you ask for an extra sachet of ketchup and the look at you like your some sort of sex offender or is it only me that happens to

did you have anything other than your hands in the bag of chips?

Intensive Care Bear

amacca wrote: »

did you have anything other than your hands in the bag of chips?

Yes a battered sausage.

1210m5g

1210m5g wrote: »

Dont start the puns this isn't the time or the Plaice.

Hooray for puntastic thread!

cocoshovel

Saila wrote: »

spot the boggers :pac:

Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:

Frank Black

Leo Dowling wrote: »

I don't understand why they always put the salt on first and then the vinegar. Surely the salt slides off and to the bottom of the bag, vinegar first makes the salt stick. Well its always worked that way in my random logic anyways.

Because it's 'salt and vinegar'


If you asked for 'vinegar and salt' you might as well walk into the chipper with an 'I'm a pedophile' t-shirt on.

Garlic Suplmnt

cocoshovel wrote: »

Saila wrote: »

spot the boggers :pac:

Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:

Brevity is the sole of wit

Stojkovic

It's because junkie scum stick their syringes in the vinegar to sterilise them.

ThePower11

cocoshovel wrote: »

Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:

They'll probably try to snort the salt and inject the vinegar, stupid jackeens :pac:

starbelgrade

Jeh whan sal n' vinegar wi' tha', luv?

Pace2008

cocoshovel wrote: »

Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:

GTFO of here with that chip on your shoulder.

Gillington

Leo Dowling wrote: »

I don't understand why they always put the salt on first and then the vinegar. Surely the salt slides off and to the bottom of the bag, vinegar first makes the salt stick. Well its always worked that way in my random logic anyways.

Nah the salt sticks to the chips cos of the heat/grease then the vinegar dissolves it turning the chips(especially on the top of the bag) into one of lifes awesome pleasures!

Run_to_da_hills

Alan_H_1991 wrote: »

Why

People sometimes have the habbit of robbing the salt and vinegar particularly when drunk. A Chinese takeaway near us would never let anyone do it themselves.

Saila

cocoshovel wrote: »

Is it because they don't let you do it yourselves in Dublin because you will rob it? :pac:

no because you all have silage on your hands it doesnt matter if you get more on them if you give it to the customers too

JennyBurke101

who puts ketchup on chipper chips anyway ...ewwww

rKossi

starbelgrade wrote: »

Jeh whan sal n' vinegar wi' tha', luv?

new language?:P

Saila

Garlic Suplmnt wrote: »

Brevity is the sole of wit

wasnt that a character from the irish apprentice a few years ago?

Kevin Duffy

1210m5g wrote: »

Dont start the puns this isn't the time or the Plaice.

Well aren't you a Ray of sunshine? You clearly don't understand the Sole of AH.

dubtom

There was a time when junkies would stroll into a chipper,take the vinegar,rinse their needles and replace the vinegar. May be an old wives tale or just a greedy chipper owner who didn't want to share his vineger, but I was happy for them to dish out the salt and vinegar after hearing that.

Blisterman

They do over here, and I can never get it right. There's a fine art to it.

cocoshovel

Pace2008 wrote: »

GTFO of here with that chip on your shoulder.

Was that a pun?

I wasnt serious either, but its fun to see people jump on me.

amacca

1210m5g wrote: »

Yes a battered sausage.

Yeah....a battered sausage.....riiiight!


(ya weirdo sex offender type)

Intensive Care Bear

amacca wrote: »

Yeah....a battered sausage.....riiiight!


(ya weirdo sex offender type)

"Thats the joke":)

Ghandee

Chippers can be dangerous places at night, a lad nearly died a few Weeks back after a thug beat him over the head with a pasticost! The wee scum bag!:mad:

Pace2008

cocoshovel wrote: »

Was that a pun?

'Twas

Saila

Ghandee wrote: »

Chippers can be dangerous places at night, a lad nearly died a few Weeks back after a thug beat him over the head with a pasticost! The wee scum bag!:mad:

thats a fish right? or

Ghandee

Saila wrote: »

thats a fish right? or

No, its €1.95 but you don't get chips with it.....

Dam, its a much better joke when you tell it, rather than spell it....

Btw, you were meant to ask, what's a pasticost?:mad:

hoodwinked

i hope you are happy OP because of your thread my local chipper has put salt/vinegar sachets on the counter, so now we have to salt and vinegar our chips ourselves

Son Of A Vidic

Why don't chippers let you salt / vinegar your own chips ?

Health and Safety reasons of course.

The Scientician

Our chipper sells its own vinegar.

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acidskiffle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shFDtLnsKps