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Could you Beat him ?

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Biggins wrote: »
    Ya gotta love Japan! LOL

    You don't really. It'll just love itself sure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    World Champion Wanker

    Link: ( Possible NSFW ) Click at own risk, no nakedness or pron, just toys in the vid.

    http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=31850

    (Quote)
    Only in Japan. World masturbating champion Masanobu Sato practices for two hours every morning, his girlfriend helps by keeping time in between her cooking and sewing.

    His record stands at over 9 hrs of continous masterbation without ejaculating ( until the end ). He says he enjoys compilations so he doesn't get bored during it or go soft from watching the same thing again & again. His wife keeps a timed record of it using a stopwatch.

    He holds the record as the World Champion Wanker and his award is similiar to a golden globe but is a hand instead of a person.

    Do you think you could handle 9+ hrs of this continously, do you think you could "beat" him ??

    this guy is a champion wanker, he has a girlfriend AND a wife :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    World Champion Wanker

    Only in Japan. World masturbating champion Masanobu Sato practices for two hours every morning, his girlfriend helps by keeping time in between her cooking and sewing.

    His record stands at over 9 hrs of continous masterbation without ejaculating ( until the end ). He says he enjoys compilations so he doesn't get bored during it or go soft from watching the same thing again & again. His wife keeps a timed record of it using a stopwatch.

    Some man, all that wankin and he has 2 women on the go as well! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭az2wp0sye65487


    Saila wrote: »
    this guy is a champion wanker, he has a girlfriend and a wife

    Agh! 'beat' me to it!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    No wonder he can't cum, he's watching the japanese version of vincent byrne and he has a cat clawing at his balls, it would take anyone 9 hours under those circumstances!
    His mot's not bad mind, wtf is she doing with that weirdo!:eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    to be fair he is jacking off to cartoons ffs, I DARE him to last that long looking at assparade


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Saila wrote: »
    to be fair he is jacking off to cartoons ffs, I DARE him to last that long looking at assparade

    Or cakefarts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    fap master 3000


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I could if I wanted, but Id much rather shoot the load after an hour +

    after an hour or 2 its just edging, and then discipline and control :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    The chap is an athlete he must have an arm like Popeye and a mickey made of leather.

    His maith is a fine thing to, maybe she suffered from perpetual headaches.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Saila wrote: »
    I could if I wanted, but Id much rather shoot the load after an hour +

    after an hour or 2 its just edging, and then discipline and control :cool:

    I'd agree with you there, an hour provides enough time to sort through "your categories" taking it all in before the release. 1 hour = the Right Time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Damnit he beat me by 20mins

    plus 8 hours


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    something to tell the grandkids, I suppose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    There is a sexual dysfunction called retarded ejaculation, perhaps he is a sufferer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    44leto wrote: »
    There is a sexual dysfunction called retarded ejaculation, perhaps he is a sufferer.

    This...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 256 ✭✭Capajoma


    9 hours? He really is master of his domain!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    So, a Japanese guy sitting there winking at himself with his erm... Japs Eye...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Last post 16:40.

    How to kill a thread: Post a Kevin Bloody Wilson video. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭pdbhp


    fack!
    Why in the hell would anyone want to wánk for 9 hours,

    I, I, I can't even make a sarcastic comment, the internet failed me:(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    See what he **** to? At the end, he says real women are smelly and dirty, anime girls are nice and clean!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 146 ✭✭alphanine


    So she just sits there and watches him rub one out. Fúck that, I'd have her bent over that sewing machine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    World's Worst Soggy Biscuit player though.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    World's Worst Soggy Biscuit player though.

    eh, best no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Saila wrote: »
    eh, best no?


    I haven't played, but my understanding is the last to pop has to eat the biccie, making him shoo-in to be chowing down on it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,360 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName




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