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Could you Beat him ?

  • 05-01-2012 12:56PM
    #1
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭


    World Champion Wanker

    Link: ( Possible NSFW ) Click at own risk, no nakedness or pron, just toys in the vid.

    http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=31850

    (Quote)
    Only in Japan. World masturbating champion Masanobu Sato practices for two hours every morning, his girlfriend helps by keeping time in between her cooking and sewing.

    His record stands at over 9 hrs of continous masterbation without ejaculating ( until the end ). He says he enjoys compilations so he doesn't get bored during it or go soft from watching the same thing again & again. His wife keeps a timed record of it using a stopwatch.

    He holds the record as the World Champion Wanker and his award is similiar to a golden globe but is a hand instead of a person.

    Do you think you could handle 9+ hrs of this continously, do you think you could "beat" him ??


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  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    It's like watching the three Lord of the Rings films back to back and realising there's no f*cking point to any of it.

    Also, what woman on this earth is going to let you ride her for nine hours? Unless you f*ck in a bath of lube..........Hmm.


  • #3
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    World Champion Wanker

    Link: ( Possible NSFW ) Click at own risk, no nakedness or pron, just toys in the vid.

    http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=31850

    (Quote)
    Only in Japan. World masturbating champion Masanobu Sato practices for two hours every morning, his girlfriend helps by keeping time in between her cooking and sewing.

    His record stands at over 9 hrs of continous masterbation without ejaculating. He says he enjoys compilations so he doesn't get bored during it or go soft from watching the same thing again & again. His wife keeps a timed record of it using a stopwatch.

    He holds the record as the World Champion Wanker and is award is similiar to a golden globe but is a hand instead of a person.

    Do you think you could handle 9+ hrs of this continously, do you think you could "beat" him ??

    :eek::eek:Defeats the purpose tbh :pac:


  • #4
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    'The world's greatest wanker'.

    What a title to hold.


  • #5
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Surely the World Champion wanker should be the guy who just flicks his penis and hits the ceiling with love juice? Not the guy who lashes into himself for 9 hours!


  • #6
    jubella
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,528 ✭✭✭jubella


    Good God.
    Just... Why? :confused:


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  • #7
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Fizman wrote: »
    Surely the World Champion wanker should be the guy who just flicks his penis and hits the ceiling with love juice? Not the guy who lashes into himself for 9 hours!

    What the World Champion Premature Ejaculator?


  • #8
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Just tried - Lasted 3 minutes.


  • #9
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    chin_grin wrote: »
    What the World Champion Premature Ejaculator?

    He was hospitalised last week, he discharged himself early though!


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    FFS! You'd think The Guinness Book of records would have had the decency to at least inform me that my record of 8 hours and 52 minutes had been beaten :mad:

    Nothing worse than hearing stuff second hand (excuse the pun) :(

    :P


  • #11
    fonda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 542 ✭✭✭fonda


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    World Champion Wanker

    Link: ( Possible NSFW ) Click at own risk, no nakedness or pron, just toys in the vid.

    http://www.boremerigid.com/posting.php?id=31850

    (Quote)
    Only in Japan. World masturbating champion Masanobu Sato practices for two hours every morning, his girlfriend helps by keeping time in between her cooking and sewing.

    His record stands at over 9 hrs of continous masterbation without ejaculating ( until the end ). He says he enjoys compilations so he doesn't get bored during it or go soft from watching the same thing again & again. His wife keeps a timed record of it using a stopwatch.

    He holds the record as the World Champion Wanker and his award is similiar to a golden globe but is a hand instead of a person.

    Do you think you could handle 9+ hrs of this continously, do you think you could "beat" him ??


    Great lovelife they have!


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  • #12
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Just tried - Lasted 3 minutes.

    Boards gets ya goin'? :pac:


  • #13
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    He sits on the floor and **** to cartoons while his wife times him and sews dresses.

    He won a prize for it. She must be proud of her little man.


  • #14
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    why is he sitting there **** to a man on the tv?


  • #15
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    He holds the record as the World Champion Wanker and his award is similiar to a golden globe

    lololol


  • #16
    recyclebin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,578 ✭✭✭recyclebin


    Is there a minimum strokes per minute to classify it officially as ****?


  • #17
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I'm pretty sure if he needs a rest or a run to the shops he can resort to something like this.


  • #18
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Ya gotta love Japan! LOL


  • #19
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Biggins wrote: »
    Ya gotta love Japan! LOL

    Should've posted this earlier.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c98qdFQF7sw


  • #20
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Could I beat him? The only thing I've ever been able to beat is my meat.:):):)


  • #21
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Tell him to "cum" back to me when he can beat my record of 11 seconds....


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  • #22
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Could I beat him? Possibly




    Would I really want to? Nope!


  • #23
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,209 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    :eek:
    I mean 'beat his record', not 'beat him'!!

    *shudders*


  • #24
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Tell him to "cum" back to me when he can beat my record of 11 seconds....

    could probably beat that :cool:


  • #25
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    stupidusername wrote: »
    could probably beat that :cool:

    Challenge accepted:D


  • #26
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Challenge accepted:D

    too lazy to go do it now... i'll let ya know


  • #27
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    stupidusername wrote: »
    could probably beat that :cool:
    mfceiling wrote: »
    Challenge accepted:D

    This thread is going a little "soggy biscuit". I'm outta here. :pac:


  • #28
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    stupidusername wrote: »
    why is he sitting there **** to a man on the tv?

    Well he doesn't want to cum so......


  • #29
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    his mickey must look like a beet root after 9 hrs of that


  • #30
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    his mickey must look like a beet root after 9 hrs of that

    I was thinking more aubergine-ey.


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  • #31
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    I know a few blokes that are **** 24/7


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