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  • #272
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    they probably are round, unlike us.


  • #273
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    stitches..Im in stiches :D

    WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SAM


  • #274
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    who's the other half of them :confused: sarky and ??

    [****]

    nice :mad: wtf, you tell it, like I said I'm reaching my total words for the day :p

    you still here, where is your little buddy?


  • #275
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    they probably are round, unlike us.

    I like round butts :(


  • #276
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    stitches..Im in stiches :D

    WHO DA FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SAM

    Sam ?
    Saila wrote: »
    I like round butts :(

    You will love sarky then, fat ass


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  • #277
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    you still here, where is your little buddy?

    he's out in the garden scratching his head wondering wtf


  • #278
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    Sam ?



    You will love sarky then, fat ass

    hang on you cant both be fat ass :confused:


  • #279
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    he's out in the garden scratching his head wondering wtf

    you aint seen nothing yet, you want abuse you have come to the right place.


  • #280
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    hang on we cant both be fat ass :confused:

    ye both manage stupid well enough.


  • #281
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Just cause you put out on the first date bro


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  • #282
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    It's not hard with sarky tbf, anything that has a heartbeat.


  • #283
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    you aint seen nothing yet, you want abuse you have come to the right place.

    Ill tell him that when he comes in then
    hondasam wrote: »
    ye both manage stupid well enough.

    *shouts out door*
    "I know shes fcukin mental Ill take this, stay out there and try to figure out wtf"

    the last time I saw someone as dumb as you they were licking windows on a horse!


  • #284
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    It's not hard with sarky tbf, anything that has a heartbeat.

    erectile dysfunction eh :(


  • #285
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Let's wear condoms everytime we come to the cuckoos nest cause ya can't b too careful with the **** you meet in here!!
    hondasam wrote: »
    we will show sarky what flirting is.

    all mouth and no trousers eh ladies?


  • #286
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Is he still trying to figure out wtf or licking windows on a horse? he must be cold at this stage.


  • #287
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    Is he still trying to figure out wtf or licking windows on a horse? he must be cold at this stage.

    that coffee you made him earlier is doing the trick keeping him

    where's the fukin sammich though he says, get the **** back in there
    the kitchen


  • #288
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    where all this lesbian flirting you both promised ?


  • #289
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9b6jgbNyc


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oGdH5B_HEI


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvgZkm1xWPE




    These songs are for me, don't care who likes them.


  • #290
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    two favourites of mine the scientist and fix you :)
    but you dont care right
    and who's the dick that called the scientist nobody said it was easy song

    :D


  • #291
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    you think agreeing with me now will get you back in my good books? No dice.


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  • #292
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    you think agreeing with me now will get you back in my good books? No dice.

    what good books, I was in the garden scratching my head here we go again :rolleyes:


  • #293
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    heres another awesome song

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkkE7yDXr6g


  • #294
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Saila how'd you function with an iq as low as yours


  • #295
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?

    They already have boyfriends.


  • #296
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Ha-ha. Men are like car spaces, all the good ones are taken and it's just the handicapped that are left


  • #297
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

    Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.


  • #298
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Saila how'd you function with an iq as low as yours

    its tough :(

    not as hard as you find it to string a coherent sentance together though.


  • #299
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring, sensitive, and good-looking?

    They already have boyfriends.

    \o you had your chance babz.
    hondasam wrote: »
    Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

    Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

    oh If only you knew :cool:


  • #300
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Saila wrote: »
    its tough :(

    not as hard as you find it to string a coherent sentance together though.

    Why so mean? Is it a size thing? It's gotta hurt your self confidence, peeing on your testicles


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  • #301
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Why so mean? Is it a size thing? It's gotta hurt your self confidence, peeing on your testicles

    :D:p:pac:


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