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Place names, what were they thinking?

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 16,057 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    'Ass' means 'ace' in German, there are quite a lot of businesses that use it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    Cianos wrote: »
    'Ass' means 'ace' in German, there are quite a lot of businesses that use it.

    Still though they do cop on, they recently changed all the branding on the Fuecker buses to remove the U Umlaut.

    http://www.fuecker-reisen.de/


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Effin, Nobber, Terminfeckin... Didnt we do this last month?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Bastardstown, county Wexford.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,199 ✭✭✭✭Dempo1


    Ovens in Cork has to be top of my list, I recall a few years back there was enormous controversy when a planning application was lodged for a crematorium to be built there :D

    Is maith an scáthán súil charad.




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,094 ✭✭✭jd007


    Muff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,972 ✭✭✭cofy


    a village called nicker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I can't be arsed doing a link to Fucking Austria, it gets a bit boring after doing it 500 times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Tonlegee Rd

    From it's gaelic translation (Tón le Ghaoith) = Arsé to the wind


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    Curry, Tubbacurry.

    Edit:

    Beaten to Muff! :'(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Analingus, Co. Waterford.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Interceptor


    I actually stayed in this hotel. It was quite nice.

    Hotel Fück in Leverkusen, Germany.


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Bradley Howling Metro


    i found "tankardstown" funny
    i saw a sign for it once beside a sign for another town whose name kind of went along with tankardstown - can't remember the second one though


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Still organ


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    Titty Hill in England
    Whiskey Cock Mountain in Washington


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,409 ✭✭✭old_aussie




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    ballinfelch, co roscommon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Mianus, Greenwich, CT


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,062 ✭✭✭number10a




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 955 ✭✭✭Scruffles


    twatt in the shetland isles if am correct,and the devils arse cave/hill in the lake district [or it coud be peak district cant remember,have not googled either of these].

    imagine if someone from twatt was asked where they were from and they innocently said "twatt",other person- "go to hell,prick".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    jd007 wrote: »
    Muff

    Isn't Muff in the Nobber area?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    Myanus in America :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    I went past a town called 'Horse and Jockey', what the holy ****?

    Has any heard of the new barbers in inishowen, hairy muff?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I went past a town called 'Horse and Jockey', what the holy ****?

    Town? Its a string of houses and church on the N8.

    anyway Cockermouth, ooooooh er missus!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Saw a place on an OS map in secondary school called Rape Park.

    Also on one of those OS maps Cock Mountain.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    There is a place called Nob End in Bolton:


    Nob End is the site of a former waste tip, and now a Site of Special Scientific Interest (SSSI) near Kearsley, Bolton, England.

    Standing at the confluence of the River Irwell and River Croal it was used around 1850-70 as a tip for alkaline waste from the production of sodium carbonate (soda ash) by the Leblanc process. The waste was known as 'galligu' and was a blue sludge (from reduced iron compounds) dominated by calcium sulphide and smelling of bad eggs. The toxicity of the calcium waste has subsided and calcicolous vegetation has colonised the site. The 8.8 hectare site became an SSSI in 1988 and a Local Nature Reserve (LNR) in 2000.

    In 1936 a major breach in the now defunct Manchester Bolton & Bury Canal occurred east of the Nob End locks which was never repaired.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nob_End

    And there are also these place and street names scattered around Britain:

    minge_lane.jpg

    Minge Lane, Worcester (see photo above)
    Twatt, Orkney
    Bell End, Birmingham
    Titley Close, London
    Crapstone, Devon
    Penistone, South Yorkshire
    Hornyold Road, Malvern Wells, Worcestershire
    Scratchy Bottom, Dorset
    North Piddle, Worcestershire
    Golden Balls, Oxfordshire
    Lower Swell, Gloucestershire
    Wetwang, East Yorkshire
    Boysack, Angus
    Bullyhole Bottom, Monmouthshire
    Bachelors Bump, Essex
    Hope, Derbyshire
    Clowne, Derbyshire
    Westward Ho!, Devon
    Lost, Aberdeenshire
    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey. The name is Welsh. It means: [St] Mary's Church (Llanfair) [in] the hollow (pwll) of the white hazel (gwyngyll) near (goger) the rapid whirlpool (y chwyrndrobwll) [and] the church of [St] Tysilio (llantysilio) with a red cave ([a]g ogo goch).
    No Place, County Durham
    Cockup, Cumbria
    Upper Dicker, East Sussex
    Pity Me, County Durham
    Nasty, Hertfordshire


    Also, the Bank of England in the City of London is on Threadneedle Street, which leads from Bishopsgate to a junction with Poultry, Cornhill, King William Street and Lombard Street. The street used to be known as Gropecunt Lane because it was a favourite haunt of prostitutes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Still organ

    ...after all these years?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Myanus in America :D

    A variation of Meanus in county Limerick! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 526 ✭✭✭To Alcohol


    Brest in France, Agay also France, Bastard in Norway. My favourite is Beaverlick (Kentucky, US).


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