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What's the worst lie you've ever told? Were you caught?

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  • #32
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    Kimia wrote: »
    Is that supposed to be bad? :confused:
    Its a ****hole. We should sell it to the North Koreans for nuclear weapons testing. The genetic mutation might make them smarter.


  • #33
    Kimia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,897 ✭✭✭Kimia


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    Its a ****hole. We should sell it to the North Koreans for nuclear weapons testing. The genetic mutation might make them smarter.

    Where are you from Hoorsmelt?


  • #34
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    Kimia wrote: »
    Where are you from Hoorsmelt?

    Mullingar


  • #35
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    Mullingar

    Ah Mullingar, Awe-Inspiring..


  • #36
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    Ah Mullingar, Awe-Inspiring..

    At least we've more people than sheep hereabouts


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  • #37
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    hoorsmelt wrote: »
    At least we've more people than sheep hereabouts

    When are the schools open again ffs..


  • #38
    hoorsmelt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 356 ✭✭hoorsmelt


    ColeTrain wrote: »
    When are the schools open again ffs..
    Go on, run away, but you'll never escape the truth.


  • #39
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Sky King wrote: »
    Put my head through the rear passenger window of a car which flipped over into a ditch while being 'driven' at extremely high speed by my 16YO mate when I was 15. Had to walk home though the fields in the middle of the night, arrived in the door shaking, shivering and covered in blood at 3AM to an entire family sitting up waiting for me.

    Told my parents I had cut my head on the roof of a tractor (i didnt realised how bad i looked) - ould lad thought I had been in a bar brawl and didn;t believe my tractor yarn. He never found out the truth!

    You're grounded.
    Pm sent.


  • #40
    crazygeryy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,065 ✭✭✭crazygeryy


    i lied to boards.ie.

    im not actually crazy


  • #41
    EveDublin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3 ✭EveDublin


    Eve_Dublin wrote: »
    Probably telling an ex I loved him and I didn't. Carried on pretending to myself and him for about 2 years even though I knew it was all crap. I dragged it out for 2 years (lived with him) and finally ended it and broke his heart. I was young but that was no excuse for my selfish behaviour.

    Generally though, I'd be quite an honest person.

    That's kind of harsh. Were you just trying to spare his feelings at first by not telling him?


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  • #42
    bee_keeper
    Site Banned Posts: 222 ✭✭bee_keeper


    i once told lies to a judge , unfortunatley i wasnt as convincing of a liar as the other guy which is what winning in court is all about


  • #43
    old hippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,441 ✭✭✭old hippy


    EveDublin wrote: »
    That's kind of harsh. Were you just trying to spare his feelings at first by not telling him?

    How about the troll posting under Eve Dublin's name? That's not a very nice thing to do, is it?


  • #44
    Aenaes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,677 ✭✭✭Aenaes


    Must be the jilted boyfriend back for his revenge!


  • #45
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Working in Korea were sick days are a complete no no. Rang the boss that morning said my father fell off his bycle and had to be taking to hospital and that I was by my phone waiting on my mother to ring to tell me what happened etc etc.

    Truth is I spent all night on AH reading the Feeky mcGee thread it was well worth it and of course my old man great recovery.

    Probably not the worst but most recent memorable one.


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