What's the worst lie you've ever told? Were you caught?

Kimia · 02-01-2012 10:07PM #1

For me it was lying to my parents about being caught shoplifting in quinnsworth when i was 12.

I can't remember if I ever told them about it so I never mention it, better stay on the safe side. Feels so scummy that I ever shoplifted!

Kevin Duffy · 02-01-2012 10:09PM

I won't co....oh, too late.

Eathrin · 02-01-2012 10:11PM

This thread happens so frequently

Sky King · 02-01-2012 10:12PM

Put my head through the rear passenger window of a car which flipped over into a ditch while being 'driven' at extremely high speed by my 16YO mate when I was 15. Had to walk home though the fields in the middle of the night, arrived in the door shaking, shivering and covered in blood at 3AM to an entire family sitting up waiting for me.

Told my parents I had cut my head on the roof of a tractor (i didnt realised how bad i looked) - ould lad thought I had been in a bar brawl and didn;t believe my tractor yarn. He never found out the truth!

The Princess Bride · 02-01-2012 10:32PM

Not only the worst lie, but a horrible lie.

Needed wanted Needed a day off work to go to a concert.
Pretended a close relation had died, deserved an Oscar for my acting, between my shaking and my crying..........
Got the day off, went to gig, but didn't enjoy it as I was afraid I'd be seen .

Sorry Bono:o

Zen65 · 02-01-2012 11:16PM

Kimia wrote: »

What's the worst lie you've ever told? Were you caught?

I don't recall ever lying.

It's not in my nature.

Z

Eve_Dublin · 02-01-2012 11:41PM

Probably telling an ex I loved him and I didn't. Carried on pretending to myself and him for about 2 years even though I knew it was all crap. I dragged it out for 2 years (lived with him) and finally ended it and broke his heart. I was young but that was no excuse for my selfish behaviour.

Generally though, I'd be quite an honest person.

Dartz · 02-01-2012 11:42PM

I haven't touched a drop all night, Gard

*Drive's off home.

membersonly · 02-01-2012 11:51PM

When I was 17 I went to a debs with a girl who was not my girlfriend...I had a big love bite on my neck the next day.

I explained it by telling her that I had fallen on the bus home and scrapped my neck on one of the seats.

Don't know which was worse, the lie or the fact that she believed me.

Rabies · 03-01-2012 12:31AM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Probably telling an ex I loved him and I didn't. Carried on pretending to myself and him for about 2 years even though I knew it was all crap. I dragged it out for 2 years (lived with him) and finally ended it and broke his heart. I was young but that was no excuse for my selfish behaviour.

Generally though, I'd be quite an honest person.

Eve_Dublin will now be renamed Evil_Dublin

Johnny Foreigner · 03-01-2012 12:40AM

Crown Court Prosecution Barrister:
Can you tell the court why you had a loaded shotgun in the boot of your vehicle on the day in question?
Me:
I was going clay pigeon shooting.
(Case was dismissed).
Long runs the fox.

membersonly · 03-01-2012 12:41AM

I tell people who work for charities that I'm in a rush a good bit.

Kimia · 03-01-2012 12:45AM

Zen65 wrote: »

I don't recall ever lying.

It's not in my nature.

Z

I bet you're lying. :pac:

cocalolaman · 03-01-2012 12:45AM

membersonly wrote: »

I tell people who work for charities that I'm in a rush a good bit.

You evil bastard.

Bullchomper · 03-01-2012 12:47AM

I don't think people are all that bad...

:eek:

SPURIOUS LIES!

MagicMarker · 03-01-2012 12:47AM

I worst lie I ever told was the truth.

brummytom · 03-01-2012 01:30AM

Got sent to the Deputy Headteacher in year 8 I think, for being rude to girls, talking about anal sex and stuff.

He rang my dad, and gave him some kind of vague idea of what I was saying. Came home, dad went to lamp me one, but mom screamed at him to let me explain. I made up the most ridiculous story about how a girl was being hard on the way she looked, I was comforting her and someone overheard and got the wrong end of the stick. I don't really think dad bought it but mom did. I haven't been caught... yet!

razzyy · 03-01-2012 01:36AM

That im joking when i say something people dont take seriously

Sanity_Saviour · 03-01-2012 02:21AM

Ended up entering into a fake relationship with a girl in order to get this other one(who absolutely hated the one I was in the "relationship" with) to leave me alone as it had gotten to the stage where i wasn't allowed talk to other girls.

Couple of months later after a "break-up" was told by a good mate that, "unless you get with *yer wan* we really can't talk anymore, for her sake". So she repeatedly asked me was it real after we were together for a good 6 months, obviously saying no.

By the time I was caught ( after she asked the one i was "going out with") I was long gone, though she did get with my best friend in an attempt to even things out...still friends with him

I. Am. A. Scumbag.

Mr Keek · 03-01-2012 02:29AM

Told parents tht the registered post they signed for me was concert tickets being delivered and not a Court Summons.

Got away with it, thank god it was just the post man an not a Garda tht delivered!

skipz · 03-01-2012 02:46AM

I went to school in Perth in the 90's, told the teacher that my father was working in the zoo and thats why we moved from Ireland.
I also said that we lived beside the zoo and i was always in feeding the lions.
The teacher and the class took the bulls1te hook line and sinker, until the teacher asked my mother would it be possible if your husband could come in and talk to the pupils about his job and the animals at the zoo.......:p

To this day iam still proud of that one!

ColeTrain · 03-01-2012 02:52AM

Told my manager that I wasn't coming in for the week because my grandmother died, he didn't believe me so I told him it was the other one.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

skipz · 03-01-2012 02:57AM

ColeTrain wrote: »

Told my manager that I wasn't coming in for the week because my grandmother died, he didn't believe me so I told him it was the other one.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Thanks for that, i just puked all over my laptop..

ColeTrain · 03-01-2012 03:01AM

skipz wrote: »

Thanks for that, i just puked all over my laptop..

Just as well I didn't go for a picture of his Range Rover..

hoorsmelt · 03-01-2012 03:05AM

Was goin out with a girl fer a while, boring old bint and I wanted to get shot but didn't know what to say, so I dumped her by telling her I was gay and only went out with her in the first place because she looked male.

Mycroft H · 03-01-2012 03:15AM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Was goin out with a girl fer a while, boring old bint and I wanted to get shot but didn't know what to say, so I dumped her by telling her I was gay and only went out with her in the first place because she looked male.

Bollocks

hoorsmelt · 03-01-2012 03:19AM

BX 19 wrote: »

Bollocks

Is that you Caroline?

ColeTrain · 03-01-2012 03:28AM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

Was goin out with a girl fer a while, boring old bint and I wanted to get shot but didn't know what to say, so I dumped her by telling her I was gay and only went out with her in the first place because she looked male.

If you're telling the truth then that story doesn't do you any favours tbh.

hoorsmelt · 03-01-2012 03:30AM

ColeTrain wrote: »

If you're telling the truth then that story doesn't do you any favours tbh.

And you're from Mayo

Kimia · 03-01-2012 03:31AM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

And you're from Mayo

Is that supposed to be bad?

ColeTrain · 03-01-2012 03:33AM

hoorsmelt wrote: »

And you're from Mayo

Your story is probably true..

What's the worst lie you've ever told? Were you caught?

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