Biggest "WTF?" Statement

bnt · 29-12-2011 06:52PM

Wattle wrote: »

Had this conversation over Christmas:

'I'm doing a degree with the Open University'
'The Open University? Is that an actual university'?

Yes, it is. Works in Ireland too.

"Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me."
– Paris Hilton

RichieC · 29-12-2011 06:55PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

According to the laws of physics a bee cannot fly.

i love this, followed by if you somehow communicated this to them they no longer be able to.. :pac:

eire.man · 29-12-2011 07:03PM

we've turned a corner!!

Dionysus · 29-12-2011 07:31PM

This has to register as the most stomach-turning thing said in Irish politics in many a year:

"The figures for the first four months of the year were actually good....It was from June [2008] on that the problems started."

- Bertie Ahern, explaining how Brian Cowen, who took over in May 2008 after 11 years of Ahern's rule, was to blame for the economic collapse.

Dionysus · 29-12-2011 07:40PM

"To those who seek to apportion responsibility for the events of 30 January the question 'Who fired first?' is vital. I am entirely satisfied that the first firing in the [Rossville Flats] courtyard was directed at the soldiers."

John Widgery, Widgery Report 1972.

"In the events which took place on 30 January the soldiers were entitled to regard themselves as acting individually and thus entitled to fire under the terms of Rule 13 without waiting for orders … the soldiers' training certainly required them to act individually in such circumstances and no breach of discipline was thereby involved."

John Widgery, Widgery Report 1972.

"Those accustomed to listening to witnesses could not fail to be impressed by the demeanour of the soldiers of 1 Para. They gave their evidence with confidence and without hesitation or prevarication and withstood a rigorous cross-examination without contradicting themselves or each other. With one or two exceptions I accept that they were telling the truth as they remembered it."

John Widgery, Widgery Report 1972.

dazberry · 29-12-2011 07:46PM

"We're in a pre-boom" - Irish Times Property (earlier this year)

"My Uncle had a spine transplant" - guy in my friend's work

Biggins · 29-12-2011 08:17PM

Enda Kenny & Michael Noonan in two speeches.

1. Enda - National address: "I believe Government, being honest and open..."
WTF!!! That would be a first! Now if he could do it instead of doing a lot of the opposite!

2: Noonan - Dail speech: "This Government will not repeat the mistakes of the past. We are changing how politics works to make it more transparent, more accountable and designed to secure the best outcome for the Irish people."

WTF!!! Again that would be a first - when will it happen exactly? I'm still waiting...

henryporter · 29-12-2011 08:21PM

Also Enda Kenny:
"You are not to blame..." WTF (State of the Union address 2011)

44leto · 29-12-2011 08:21PM

Biggins wrote: »

No - she didn't have a virgin birth.
Don't tell anyone but thats actually a translation misconception!
(Conversantly further spun by Rome - but they don't want their flock to know that.)

That there op we have a winner:eek:

44leto · 29-12-2011 08:23PM

"I seen 2 Kangaroos in the trees the other day"

She was a lovely girl, I laughed, but listened anyway.

Biggins · 29-12-2011 08:24PM

henryporter wrote: »

Also Enda Kenny:
"You are not to blame..." WTF (State of the Union address 2011)

Aye - but paraphrasing "...Your going to pay for it anyway!"

battser · 29-12-2011 08:25PM

Doctor Jimbob wrote: »

An Immaculate Misconception?

The immaculate inception tbh. Joseph planted the idea in her head while Mary slept and he lobbed it into her just before the kick.

JerryHandbag · 29-12-2011 08:29PM

Padraig Flynn on the Late Late

"I'm a rich cnut & I have many homes, but its so stressful to keep all of them running"

Words to that effect anyway.

kensutz · 29-12-2011 08:32PM

"I'm not racist, but......"

Gannicus · 29-12-2011 08:43PM

In the canteen where the two of us worked an ex-girlfriend said she wanted to be pi**ed on and ridden when she was soaking in it, in front of me and about 5 or 6 of our work colleagues. Yeah broke up with her the same week.

Ghandee · 29-12-2011 09:38PM

44leto wrote: »

"I seen 2 Kangaroos in the trees the other day"

She was a lovely girl, I laughed, but listened anyway.

She maybe did http://en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tree-kangaroo&mobileaction=view_normal_site

Big Steve wrote: »

In the canteen where the two of us worked an ex-girlfriend said she wanted to be pi**ed on and ridden when she was soaking in it, in front of me and about 5 or 6 of our work colleagues. Yeah broke up with her the same week.

Pm sent with my details.

Capt'n Midnight · 30-12-2011 12:58AM

some random drunk wrote: »

"A duck's quack doesn't echo....and no one knows why."

Drives me mad when someone repeats this utter tripe as fact. Think about it logically for 2 seconds FFS!

Who needs logic http://www.acoustics.salford.ac.uk/acoustics_info/duck/

Unfortunately, Daisy has been eaten by a fox

Capt'n Midnight · 30-12-2011 01:01AM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

According to the laws of physics a bee cannot fly.

Only according to people who don't know about vortex lift that is.

Duggy747 wrote: »

Everytime I saw that word I always thought of the Dettol ads.

Kills 99.9% bacteria..............FAAAACT!!

If bacteria have a doubling time of 20 minutes then you replace the original mixed population with resistant super-bugs in less than three and a half hours.

Frank Black · 30-12-2011 01:05AM

'I did not have sexual relations with that woman'.

Grimreaper666 · 30-12-2011 01:11AM

"We have no option but to bail out the banks" Brian Lenihan. What a load of bollix.........

Bullchomper · 30-12-2011 01:15AM

A friend of mine asked "when does a chicken turn in to a turkey?" - genuinely :eek:

efb · 30-12-2011 01:17AM

People's understanding of STI tests, scraping etc... So much roll eyes!!!

Eric Cartman · 30-12-2011 01:22AM

Abortion is murder

44leto · 30-12-2011 01:26AM

Peoples understanding of our current economic woes,

As a matter, anything Sinn Fein or our new loony left come out with.

mistress_gi · 30-12-2011 01:32AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Only according to people who don't know about vortex lift that is.

If bacteria have a doubling time of 20 minutes then you replace the original mixed population with resistant super-bugs in less than three and a half hours.

Yei for microbiology nerds, that's what i've been saying for years

bnt · 31-12-2011 02:42PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

According to the laws of physics a bee cannot fly.

That story wasn't about all bees, but specifically about bumblebees ... and it's not true. It turns out that the bumblebee takes advantage of a phenomenon called vortex lift, something already well known to aerodynamic engineers. It was used in the design of the Concorde and other supersonic aircraft, to allow them to take off and land at lower speeds than the slim wings would normally allow. It wasn't confirmed until a few years ago, but it was hardly high on the list of engineering research priorities ... :cool:

Zebra3 · 31-12-2011 02:58PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjGSfuSQpA

And the scum laughing with him when he says it. :mad::mad::mad:

Irish Steve · 31-12-2011 03:32PM

"The recession will only be a short one"
"The property market will make a soft landing"
"The Croke Park agreement will provide good results for the country"
"The Unions are working for the best interest of their members"
"Benchmarking will provide real savings for the nation"
"The economy has turned the corner"
"The Government will bring in changes that will benefit the people"
"The Pope is infallible"
"It was only what I was entitled to"

Scary how many of the above were said by politicians!!!!!

Defiler Of The Coffin · 31-12-2011 03:35PM

"Every year an average of at least 5 spiders will crawl into people's mouths while they are asleep".

This was widely circulated by email as a 'fact' years ago. It's complete horsesh*t

sunflower27 · 31-12-2011 04:12PM

Not so much a WTF moment, but I remember when I was a kid, a Turkish family moved next door and the kids in the family were around the same age as myself and my siblings.

I was somewhat in awe with them as they obviously spoke a foreign language and had travelled on a plane

I remember asking one of them what it was like being on a plane and what do clouds look like. She told me they were really fluffy like cotton wool and that the best bit was when they wound the window down and touched them.

I forgot the story and many years later when I was on my first ever plane trip I remembered what she said. I was sooooo gullible.

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