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Sarky is Magic!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Now that is a naughty Rumour!


    Last week it was Bon Jovi....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    HAHA Keith Richards didn't die i got you all so bad. Lul

    Merry to you sam


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Fago! wrote: »
    HAHA Keith Richards didn't die i got you all so bad. Lul

    Merry to you sam

    I really should spank you for that fago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Keith Richards isn't dead, he just looks it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam






    Rolling stones all stoned.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Not fond of Far Away Eyes. I prefer they be proportional on a person's face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    nuf skin there to make another face....:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I love this, thought mick was going to hit him at one stage, filthy laugh on him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Fago! wrote: »
    HAHA Keith Richards didn't die i got you all so bad. Lul

    LOLZ!!!!!!

    Oh Fago, you card!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    Sarky, will you come frost my Christmas Cookies?

    Sure, I'll have sex with anything you bake.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Unless there are raisins.

    I'm not a whore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky wrote: »
    Unless there are raisins.

    I'm not a whore.

    you so are.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Yes, my cookies are difficult to resist! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    Yes, my cookies are difficult to resist! :p

    pics or GTFO :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Lusty - YOURE difficult to resist!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    [IMG][/img]funny5%5B1%5D.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Awww, Stormy, you're the best!!! <3


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    hondasam wrote: »
    I really should spank you for that fago.

    Allllllllllright

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    Sarky wrote: »
    Unless there are raisins.

    I'm not a whore.

    Sense. You speak it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ah, yes, I understand the lack of raisins.
    No need to taint the flavor of the wine you use to chase down those cookies!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It had better be mulled wine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Mmmmmmm. Mulled Wine. Best stuff on earth!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky you want to come drinking for the evening?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    There is a large hole in my jawbone. Tonight I dine on ibuprofin and bourbon.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    You get the tooth out? ffs I have to be nice to you. Do we have hug now and everything?
    I will send you a hug.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    gtfo with your noodley-armed hugs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Is someone in need of TLC?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPb4etHt4cZGOorp1JTcCGi2FaN_drkuGxrknN1bDiK-GGZrcx


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


    Better Now? *pats head gently*


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