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Sarky is Magic!

  • 24-12-2011 08:27PM
    #1
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭


    The rest of you create some right boring threads!
    Woe be to the Nest!

    Let the Mayhem Ensue!


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  • #2
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    ya he is, he slipped in when I was not looking, never felt a thing.


  • #3
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm not magic, I'm just sufficiently advanced technology.


  • #4
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Just like The Gingerbread Man!


  • #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I heard he's fusion powered.


  • #6
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky is gay and takes it like a real boy


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  • #7
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You're just butthurt because I never let you put it in my bum.

    Heh, "butthurt"...


  • #8
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    I don't know. I reported one of his posts earlier and nothing happened.

    I think he's drunk on power... and beer. He might be drunk on E.S.B. That would be amusant.


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Sarky is gay and takes it like a real boy

    any holes a goal.


  • #10
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    You be the one that'd be butthurt, b.
    I have put it everywherre[\I]... even your ear.

    Heh mind Fu ck


  • #11
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Perhaps I should only visit the nest after consuming mass amounts of Whiskey?
    Mmmmmm. Whiskey.....


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Am i going to have to get in the middle of ye two?


  • #13
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Whiskey means water of life but it killed my tomato plants.


  • #14
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    FTGFOP wrote: »
    I don't know. I reported one of his posts earlier and nothing happened.

    ORLY?


  • #15
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Yarp. Yarp, indeed.


  • #16
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Boring thread is boring. I'm bored sarky, cheer me up.


  • #17
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    double_bacon_cheeseburger.jpg


  • #18
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I do not put that sh!t food in my body. Healthy please.


  • #19
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Bacon is healthy. It's used in salad. If you want your salad to taste good.


  • #20
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Bacon is pig and you are what you eat


  • #21
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Bacon is ok, it's the fatty greasy burgers that disgust me.
    get me a chicken sammich now. I have a little reward for you.
    Brown bread.


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  • #22
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Amazon sells Bacon Scented Air Fresheners. SCORE!!!!!!


  • #23
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4


  • #24
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    Amazon sells Bacon Scented Air Fresheners. SCORE!!!!!!

    who would you score with? another air freshener?


  • #25
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Sarky, will you come frost my Christmas Cookies?












    Yes, that is what I'm calling it this week! Heh!


  • #26
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Sarky is a real man, he does not do women's work. He is having a bath.


  • #27
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Ooooh! His annual bath? Sweet!


  • #28
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    No bath No santa.


  • #29
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life




  • #30
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Keith Richards died :(


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  • #31
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Fago! wrote: »
    Keith Richards died :(

    Really fago?


    Happy Christmas:)


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