Have you ever attacked someone

AnonoBoy · 28-12-2011 03:39PM

In my younger days I used to bust out the Nimzo-Larsen Attack on people regularly.

pragmatic1 · 28-12-2011 03:42PM

Yeah a few times. The last time I done it was against a group of lads who proceeded to beat me up and down the street. Whiskey is the devil.

Stiffler2 · 28-12-2011 03:59PM

Abi wrote: »

Oh

Well, Agent Smith can verify I'm not

How do I get in contact with Agent Smith again ?
Is it the red or blue pill ?

Novella · 28-12-2011 04:28PM

I've never been in a fight. I would never hit someone.

Just the weekend before last, I gave a statement against a guy who I was friends with after he attacked another guy in a club. I cannot abide violence whatsoever. I think it's disgusting.

Capt'n Midnight · 28-12-2011 04:29PM

ricero wrote: »

Yes I have been known to strike like a viper and have punted men and women in the head because I hear voices in my head,they council me, they understand and they talk to me

I stopped listening to the voices in my head and just kept on killing.

Dravokivich · 28-12-2011 04:30PM

Stiffler2 wrote: »

How do I get in contact with Agent Smith again ?
Is it the red or blue pill ?

You'll need to tease him out of hiding with beer.

Stovepipe · 28-12-2011 10:40PM

I was crossing O'Connell Bridge once, running for a bus, as one of four lads, when two Traveller girls got between the first two of us and me and my mate and began slashing our mate's bag with razors. Without pausing, I punched the nearest girl in the back of the head, seeing my mate to my right do the same to his target. Both girls went down like sacks of spuds. I actually had to jump over my target to avoid a collision. We never stopped running and got out of there in a hurry. We heard loads of roars and curses after us, but we won out and got away.
regards
Stovepipe

johnr1 · 28-12-2011 11:24PM

Interesting how many posters here have kicked the shyte out of "scummers" stealing things or who attacked first. You'd imagine the scummers would learn.:rolleyes: That said, I've never been attacked randomly while out, and I'd hope I'd give a good account of myself if I was.
I find being aware of your surroundings and avoiding potential trouble while looking confident and indeed menacing if the occasion demands does help.

Have had a few bouts in a former drink fuelled life, but usually was with people I knew, and over nothing but the height of drink on both sides.

Tigger · 28-12-2011 11:34PM

johnr1 wrote: »

Interesting how many posters here have kicked the shyte out of "scummers" stealing things or who attacked first.

i saw these two guys in suits walking through a car park in sligo, mabey three in the afternoon

this scumbag comes up and he's giving it loads; both lads are on the defensive, palms up walking backwards "we don't want any trouble"

scummer decides to thump one of the lads, man they gave him a kicking :eek:

another time these three ladsin nice clothes well spoken but a bit merry are chatting at the counter in burger king
this group of fuor or five decide to start on them.
funniest thing i ever saw; this was years ago before mma or what have you but i swear they were trained fighters, they went easy on the scumbags and shopwed real controll.

so yeah it does happen nice lads often know how to defend themselves

Chuck was taken · 28-12-2011 11:34PM

Defended myself alright but never 'attacked' someone for no reason

Johro · 28-12-2011 11:37PM

More of an opportunity for creative writing than a proper thread. :rolleyes:

Chuck was taken · 28-12-2011 11:46PM

curlzy wrote: »

Yep I'll admit I was one of "those scumbags". Our gang of friends would meet another gang of people from a different estate and proceed to knock lumps out of each other, all fun and games really until a hammer and the gardai got involved and we had to stop. We never started on innocent passerbys though, it was always arranged in advance, like saturday nights we'd meet and kill each other. Since that time I've never started a fight though.

What a charming bunch of guys :pac:

cloud493 · 28-12-2011 11:50PM

I beat the ****e out of my dad before the police arrested him in 2009. Still he deserved it. And I felt thoroughly satisfied. And the police didn't mind either.

cazzzzz · 28-12-2011 11:56PM

I have ya.........

Sonics2k · 28-12-2011 11:58PM

Yes once actually.

When I was about 12, walking down to the shop I saw a guy in his 30's kick his dog right in the face. Ran across the road, punched him in the face, kicked him in the shins and ran off with his dog back to my home.

It was worth it.

Led Zeppelin The Clash · 29-12-2011 12:53AM

Now I'm going to confess something truly terrible one night a while back I was oh so young.It still haunts me to this day despite no blood being drawn.I was about 13.

Me & and my friend wore real nice hats.I had a bowler,he had a soviet cap.
I walked with my cane as did my friend and I heard a real loud bit of shouting so I said''Ah yes we shall see what is going on hmm''(I talked weird back then)

When we arrived in the alley at the dead of night we saw a homeless man,Shouting and then singing.I said to my friend ''Well,Well what do we have here?' My friend walked very politely up and began ruffling into the mans pockets I shouted'No,I gave no permission'
He said 'Fine Fine' My friend said 'Shall we' I nodded and so he hit him a few times with the old cane and the boot.I walked over politely and pinned the man down as he whaled I knew such lovely pictures.As I had him pinned(With my cane pushed into his stomach)I said 'Shouting eh?' And I lifted the cane and swung it right into him,He yelped and threw some pennies at me I gave those the scatter treatment.

I then treated him to the old boot and fist and then a nice good wack with my oh so good cane.
I said 'Police could get here any minute,C'mon lets go'
We left the old man weeping and howling.

Thankfully he was alright,He suffered no broken bones,no blood in fact I was/still am very weak.
I seen him again about a week later and he threw a bottle at me which missed.
But thats not the end of it oh no.
As we ran I said'Lets walk and see what turns up'So we walked about until we seen a right scumbag who had been torturing some animals(I used to be very protective of animals)He made me sick to the stomach and still does.

I said''Look who it is!'' The guy we were about to attack was walking up some steps that we were on top of.
I ran down to about 3 steps above him and kicked him in the face he fell down and my friend jumped on him and I said''I know what you did you ****ing horrible sicko!'' I then booted him and caned him right on the nose.
He was bleeding but I didn't care I hated him and still do.
I hit him about ten times with my cane,And went home.

Sorry If some of this was disturbing I'm still in shock of what I had done to that old defenceless,helpless and drunken old man.But I'm happy about what was done to that chap that tortured pups and cats.
I don't want to describe what he did and its angering me right now to think of how those pups felt while being killed.
He moved away thank god.

I hope some of you will not lambast me I don't do stuff like this any more,I try to help people now not beat them.

Led Zeppelin The Clash · 29-12-2011 01:15AM

Sorry Accidental post

Jesus Wept · 29-12-2011 01:33AM

Abi wrote: »

Yeah I did, but he was asking for it. Few months back one of these fuckers was in a bear suit (entertainer lad) for the opening of a shopping centre near me. He was a real prick. Anywho, how it came about was- he snook up on me and scared me. I genuinely did get a fright like, and the bastard started laughing. So I just smiled it off and went on my way. He decided that it was so funny he snook up on me again a minute or two later, broke his bollix laughing again. Well that was that. I called him a prick and started to pull the bears head off..

He defused the situation by saying he wouldnt do it again, and he was sorry. Bit of a mad situation, but yeah. I attacked a man in a bear suit.

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Did you win the lottery six times ?

Can someone explain this?

saa · 29-12-2011 01:34AM

I'll put your nose in a sling now there if you don't stop talking.

Led Zeppelin The Clash · 29-12-2011 03:20AM

saa wrote: »

I'll put your nose in a sling now there if you don't stop talking.

Who are you talking to?

Richard Hillman · 29-12-2011 03:28AM

I hit an elderly woman over the head with a cro-bar

Millicent · 29-12-2011 03:33AM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I hit an elderly woman over the head with a cro-bar

I think it was much better than when you married that hamster, to be honest.

Led Zeppelin The Clash · 29-12-2011 03:35AM

Millicent wrote: »

I think it was much better than when you married that hamster, to be honest.

lol

shannon_tek · 29-12-2011 03:35AM

Oh ya totally all the time I ran an alien over but he got up and lived. True story

29-12-2011 03:40AM

44leto wrote: »

I attacked the scumbag who I caught trying to break my bicycle lock with a tyre iron. He was never going to break the kyptonite lock but the kunt bent my bike frame in the attempt. My 1500 euro pride and joy bike, I was nearly crying.

I gave him a few digs and to be honest if he hadn't gotten away I would have done him some real damage, I am a big bloke.

Luckily the lads in the metal shop in work straightened the frame, but even now 6 months later everytime I see the dint in the frame I still sink a little.

I misread this as you beating the scummer with a tyre iron! I'm slightly dissappointed now that I realise you didn't.

Fcucking bike thieves, hate them.

Saila · 29-12-2011 03:42AM

not anyone who wasnt looking and ASKING for it. they are the best fights, they wind you up and know that you dont want to get into trouble and they think they can get away with it, then id think "fuck it :mad:, your gettin it buddy even if I end up with detention" * smack smack smack* over :cool:

ahhh school days

ELJeff · 29-12-2011 03:54AM

A group of six of us were walking from a late bar up to a chipper one morning and were having a laugh, one the boys worse for wear didn't see us slow down or stop for a few seconds and got a bit ahead of us. Two scummers must been waiting in a doorway for an easy target, jumped the lad but never noticed the 5 of us coming behind him. Needless to say they werent back on that street for awhile. That said Id never go looking for a fight get involved with someone looking for one unless someone I knew or myself was attacked first.

shannon_tek · 29-12-2011 04:04AM

ELJeff wrote: »

A group of six of us were walking from a late bar up to a chipper one morning and were having a laugh, one the boys worse for wear didn't see us slow down or stop for a few seconds and got a bit ahead of us. Two scummers must been waiting in a doorway for an easy target, jumped the lad but never noticed the 5 of us coming behind him. Needless to say they werent back on that street for awhile. That said Id never go looking for a fight get involved with someone looking for one unless someone I knew or myself was attacked first.

Must get myself a posse like that.

Led Zeppelin The Clash · 29-12-2011 04:18AM

shannon_tek wrote: »

Must get myself a posse like that.

Same.

Chuck Stone · 29-12-2011 04:19AM

Chased a would be burglar across a green with a golf club in my hand.

He must have been shitting himself.

Some buzz.

Have you ever attacked someone

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