Weird things you/someone you know do while asleep?

I "suffer" from sleep sex.

Seriously, Im a f*cking porn star in bed when I'm asleep. I can kinda remember some bits of it but like any dream sit fades really fast. Its not every night, perhaps once every two months or so.

I sleepwalked once when I was a teenager. I woke up in my Mum's bedroom asking her what had happened on Neighbours that day. I never watched Neighbours again.

Sometimes my boyfriend twitches. It can be just an arm or a leg or it can be an all over twitch. Can be funny or quite scary, depending on how awake I am

Had a housemate come knocking on my bedroom door just before I was going to bed. He asked me if he could use my toilet, it was an ensuite and what made it weird was that he had an ensuite, so fair enough let him use the ensuite. Went to the kitchen only to return and find him asleep in my bed. Couldn't wake him up and couldn't go into his room as it was a share room, so had to share the bed, it was a double bed so it wasn't to bad. The only thing I could think of is that his housmate brought a bird back and he was desperate to get some kip. The couches in the place were terible and impossible to sleep on. At some point during the night I vaguely remember him waking me and asking where the toilet was and coming back looking at me with a what the **** am I doing and why am I sharing a bed with you look on his face.

The next morning he could not remember any of this, not a thing. It's just one of those things I'm never going to forget:pac:

I used to do strange things while half asleep.

I was dreaming I was sitting on the bed having a smoke when next thing I dropped it. Woke up completely dazed, thinking the fag had gone under the bed so I threw the bed upside down and pulled all the sheets off. I was awake but my brain was still in stupid mode.

Took me about 2 minutes for my brain to start finally operating where I just thought "What the fùck have I just done?"

Another time my parents woke up and found me sitting on the balcony looking at my room. They asked me what I was doing and I said:

"Just waiting for the bomb to go off......"

:pac:

Drink had been involved, your honour.
Woke up once in the middle of the night and took a piss in the bathroom. Next morning I discovered "the bathroom" was the deep freeze.
Some nights later "the bathroom" was my wardrobe.

After that, I stopped drinking during the evenings.

I talk my partner gets hotter than the sun.

My brother got up once, in the middle of the night, and started rummaging through the wardrobe. I woke up and asked him what the frick he was doing.

"I'M LOOKING FOR RACISM!"

StevieNicksFan wrote: »

Last night I got out of bed and for some strange reason took a towel and laid it straight across the bottom of the door, then went back to bed. I remember doing it but have no explanation for it. Another time I put on a pair of jeans and went back to bed. When I woke up I obviously still had the jeans on and remembered getting up and putting them on...again no explanation though. Really strange, obviously some sleep disorder thing.

As long as I don't get up and set the house alight, i'm not too worried.

Anything similar that you or someone you know have done while asleep?

rather than it being about setting the house on fire,were probably dreaming about being somewhere on fire,or maybe had watched something that had a building on fire.

the bro in law apparently acts like he is skiing in his sleep,there is supposedly another part to it as well but cannot remember what she said about it,asked her to set up her camera so was able to get a laugh out of it as well,the tight get refused.


am not one for doing anything weird during sleep,just a boring git.
there is a rare ocasion when epilepsy [tonic clonic,sometimes status epilepticus-usualy if have been ill as well] spreads over into night time but otherwise am usualy in the same position from night till morning-with foot over the side of the bed,same position have always slept.:D

one of the other girls am living with has profound autism,at face value she is only ever able to say 'tea' quietly and attempt to say 'hot chocolate',however there was one night when something quite amazing happened.
her room is directly above mine,and everyone bar staff had gone to bed.
was faffing about on the laptop as usual,no noise apart from fan of laptop,and suddenly had heard her speak an entire sentance-at normal volume,but the words were muffled because of the flooring.
-had ran out to show staff via the laptop what she had said [am partly non verbal to] and they did not believe it but they told the manager in the morning and we had a chat.

it was a relief to know at least he trusted what was saying,he has worked in many of the same experiences,apparently profoundly autistic people who have been without a voice for so long and start being able to speak as young adults are very bothered about the changes of suddenly being able to communicate,the independance they will have and so on.
they had told her family,but this hasnt happened again since though she has started saying a few more individual words.
almost all staff did not believe had heard her speak and said it must have been people from the other unit but am not stupid and can tell the difference between voices and directions.

Heard a story years ago about a lad who was around 14, who was bad for sleep walking.
On one occasion,at about 5am, he got up,went down stairs and headed out the front door in his pajamas and started walking in to town.His mother who heard him getting up followed him and when she caught up,she supposedly just turned him around and led him home,in a trance like state.