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I almost ran into the back of someone

  • 20-12-2011 06:24PM
    #1
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭


    Was driving down the road, turned a corner and the car in front of me hit it's brakes making me do the same and skid a bit. Saw some flashing blue lights ahead and thought we weren't speeding so what's his problem... Then I saw the female passenger sit up into her seat!

    Dont know who was luckier, my car for not getting its from end damaged or the driver in front who probably would have lost his manhood had I hit him.

    Still though, I thought it was funny when she popped up and put her seatbelt on.


Comments

  • #2
    conor1979
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭conor1979


    She must have dropped an earing or something :rolleyes:


  • #3
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    smash wrote: »
    Was driving down the road, turned a corner and the car in front of me hit it's brakes making me do the same and skid a bit. Saw some flashing blue lights ahead and thought we weren't speeding so what's his problem... Then I saw the female passenger sit up into her seat!

    Dont know who was luckier, my car for not getting its from end damaged or the driver in front who probably would have lost his manhood had I hit him.

    Still though, I thought it was funny when she popped up and put her seatbelt on.

    Smash, almost.


  • #4
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    Smash, almost.

    No smash for Smash.

    Good Smash.

    :)


  • #5
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    I almost made myself a sammich, but I didn't. Then my dog came in and I patted him on the head. I like my dog, he's funny.


    the end.


  • #6
    wandatowell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,433 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    This one time, at band camp


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  • #7
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,675 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    What in the world according to garp would have happened?


  • #8
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    bool cory stro


  • #9
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    smash wrote: »
    Was driving down the road, turned a corner and the car in front of me hit it's brakes making me do the same and skid a bit. Saw some flashing blue lights ahead and thought we weren't speeding so what's his problem... Then I saw the female passenger sit up into her seat!

    Dont know who was luckier, my car for not getting its from end damaged or the driver in front who probably would have lost his manhood had I hit him.

    Still though, I thought it was funny when she popped up and put her seatbelt on.

    Like a spot of rear ending do we?


  • #10
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    InTheTrees wrote: »
    No smash for Smash.

    Good Smash.

    :)

    He could have smashed inthetrees.
    :eek:


  • #11
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    is this one of those fake stories?


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    smash wrote: »

    Still though, I thought it was funny when she popped up and put her seatbelt on.

    She should not be riding in a car without her seat belt, you should report her.


  • #13
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    InTheTrees wrote: »
    No smash for Smash.

    Good Smash.

    :)

    smashing


  • #14
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I almost made myself a sammich, but I didn't. Then my dog came in and I patted him on the head. I like my dog, he's funny.


    the end.

    Also I nearly saw a duck today and some fish


  • #15
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    mattjack wrote: »
    Also I nearly saw a duck today and some fish
    Oh yeah? How do they hold the rods?


  • #16
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Blake Eager Shortbread wrote: »
    Oh yeah? How do they hold the rods?

    How dare you , sir ? I said nearly.


  • #17
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Wonderful story and beautifully told


  • #18
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    This could have had the potential to be a smashing thread. No smash No thread.


  • #19
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    hondasam wrote: »
    She should not be riding in a car without her seat belt, you should report her.
    You're right. Traffic watch would have a great laugh without.

    Apart from that, the accident where the blue light were looked pretty bad. Someone hit by an suv hauled off in an ambulance.


  • #20
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    smash wrote: »
    You're right. Traffic watch would have a great laugh without.

    Apart from that, the accident where the blue light were looked pretty bad. Someone hit by an suv hauled off in an ambulance.

    Traffic watch is for reporting dangerous driving, she was a passenger.
    The person hit by the suv, what were they at the time?


  • #21
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    smash wrote: »
    Was driving down the road, turned a corner and the car in front of me hit it's brakes making me do the same and skid right into the back of them at 50km/h, I busted the absolute shíte outta the back of the car and your wan bit yer mans knob off. There was blood and semen all over her face and the lad was screming in agony/pleasure and had to be cut out by the fire brigade. I think there was a little bit of knob on the road too!

    Still though, I thought it was funny when she didnt pop up because she wasnt wearing a seat belt and fractured two ribs, the end.

    eh I entertained myself.


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    hondasam wrote: »
    Traffic watch is for reporting dangerous driving, she was a passenger.
    The person hit by the suv, what were they at the time?
    It was a padeatrian or a cyclist.


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