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Jackobyte · 19-12-2011 05:09PM

M&S* wrote: »

I've done the whole change their settings so that no one sees their statuses. It wasn't as rewarding as I'd hoped!

My friend never logs on so I decided to change his birthday by six months. The next week everyone was wishing him a happy birthday in real life and he had no idea what was going on.

suitcasepink · 19-12-2011 05:17PM

My tummy is all sick feeling and I cant eat. Altho its not as crampy as it usually gets(So that is a plus) but that could come yet.

Was hoping that by having a bug a couple weeks ago I wouldnt have to put up with this crap. I just want to eat without feeling like getting sick, and sit without imaginary cutlery jabbing me in the tummy..

Lawliet · 19-12-2011 06:37PM

I'm starting to think it's not children that are the problem but parents. Would it kill you, woman in red coat, to tell your noisy brat to shut up? Or you woman talking on phone, mind not letting your kid run screaming up and down the train? As for the two children playing in bathroom, I would criticize your parents, but the don't appear to be here! But the useless neglectful parenting award goes to the women who left her baby in a buggy blocking the door, who didn't even notice me trying to move the buggy out the way so I exit the train. Woman, have you any idea how easy it would have been for me to steal your child? Were you hoping someone would take it? I mean, really, that's just bad form.

cloud493 · 19-12-2011 07:02PM

I seen on the bus the other day, these romanians got on, a woman, and her mate, with a baby in a pram, they got on, put the baby in the bit where its meant to be, with the pram, on the lower level, then went upstairs with her mate and left the baby

Aoifey! · 19-12-2011 07:08PM

Colm! wrote: »

Well, instead of going for the traditional frape statuses where I post how people like the taste of penis, I might start posting ****e like those dodgy chain statuses. That "repost or my mam's going to die" one for example.

My friend did an awful/amazing one to me once. I do childcare, and he changed my status to a really long detailed thing about finally being ready to admit I had a problem, that I was struggling for so long and I've now come to terms with the fact that I am attracted to children.

Then he logged in as himself and commented on it being "supportive" and saying he'd be there if I ever needed someone to talk to.

jumpguy · 19-12-2011 10:18PM

Feeling tired and sickish, kinda annoyed I chose to miss something this weekend (damn FB pics of the aftermath) and just neaghhh in general...

jefreywithonef · 19-12-2011 10:18PM

Just arrived home for Christmas to discover that all ten or so of my cats / kittens have disappeared. Mink attack, supposedly.

Mr. Rager · 19-12-2011 11:46PM

jefreywithonef wrote: »

Just arrived home for Christmas to discover that all ten or so of my cats / kittens have disappeared. Mink attack, supposedly.

Sorry to hear that

Slow Show · 20-12-2011 12:13AM

Why does my bed have to be such a wonderful, comfortable place at this time every night? If I sleep I'll have to leave before I know it, but if I stay awake I'll recommence zombie mode tomorrow.

I'm going to use a profound quote to explain my somewhat silly situation.

“I wonder why I don't go to bed and go to sleep. But then it would be tomorrow, so I decide that no matter how tired, no matter how incoherent I am, I can skip on hour more of sleep and live.”

Gwaaaaaan Sylvia, there's hope for our relationship yet.

JamJamJamJam · 20-12-2011 02:48AM

This is attention-seekish but whatever, leave me alone :P

I changed my relationship status back to single and I got NO sympathy texts at all!

Flip sake..!!

J_E · 20-12-2011 02:59AM

Lawliet wrote: »

I'm starting to think it's not children that are the problem but parents. Would it kill you, woman in red coat, to tell your noisy brat to shut up? Or you woman talking on phone, mind not letting your kid run screaming up and down the train? As for the two children playing in bathroom, I would criticize your parents, but the don't appear to be here! But the useless neglectful parenting award goes to the women who left her baby in a buggy blocking the door, who didn't even notice me trying to move the buggy out the way so I exit the train. Woman, have you any idea how easy it would have been for me to steal your child? Were you hoping someone would take it? I mean, really, that's just bad form.

When you're a parent you'll look back on this and say "was I really that judgemental?"

PseudoFamous · 20-12-2011 03:12AM

Jackobyte wrote: »

My friend never logs on so I decided to change his birthday by six months. The next week everyone was wishing him a happy birthday in real life and he had no idea what was going on.

I find the opposite to be way funnier. When it's coming up to their birthday, move it awaaaaay. Its not visibly funnier, but you can always laugh to yourself at how they probably have had a little panic attack over noone liking them.

Grindylow · 20-12-2011 06:13AM

I woke up about half an hour ago and I'm so sick like I can't even describe all this pain ;( it's horrible and my parents aren't here til the morning and my lil brothers asleep but I feel so ill and

TheRealSquishy · 20-12-2011 11:04AM

Grindylow wrote: »

I woke up about half an hour ago and I'm so sick like I can't even describe all this pain ;( it's horrible and my parents aren't here til the morning and my lil brothers asleep but I feel so ill and

Get better soon

Last ever day of being a teenager and I have to go to fcuking work

wnolan1992 · 20-12-2011 12:08PM

I hate the build up to Christmas..... I am the worst gift buyer in the entire world. I spent three weeks trying to decide what to get people, and even I think the final presents are sh1te...... can't wait for Dec 26 tbh!

Also, the village is so quiet and eerie. [/foreveralone]

Hairycopper · 20-12-2011 12:17PM

Grindylow wrote: »

I woke up about half an hour ago and I'm so sick like I can't even describe all this pain ;( it's horrible and my parents aren't here til the morning and my lil brothers asleep but I feel so ill and

Get better! Ps. Come to Cork soon again!

We are looking after my mams friends dog over Christmas, came home after my exam and he was after eating three Christmas presents. ARGH!

Indiego · 20-12-2011 04:10PM

One of the Spanish girls is leaving today, and she gave a few of us these little friendship bracelets, and Im in flood of tears, shes so nice and we are so close and I probably wont be able to see her for at least two years, and Im going to miss her so much

This is the first time Ive cried so much over something like this

Luno · 20-12-2011 05:14PM

Today I realised that I don't like Christmas anymore. What have I become?

Professey Chin · 20-12-2011 05:15PM

M&S* wrote: »

Today I realised that I don't like Christmas anymore. What have I become?

One of these

JamJamJamJam · 20-12-2011 05:17PM

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

One of these

NOSTALGIA!! :eek:

Luno · 20-12-2011 05:36PM

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

One of these

I'm the far left!

Also walked into three automated doors today! :mad:

Professey Chin · 20-12-2011 05:38PM

Considering the amount of hair, far right for me

JamJamJamJam · 20-12-2011 05:54PM

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Considering the amount of hair, far right for me

Loving the pits :P

Professey Chin · 20-12-2011 05:55PM

JamJamJamJam wrote: »

Loving the pits :P

Thanks. I grew it myself :pac:
Distracts from the eyes

QueenOfLeon · 20-12-2011 06:33PM

JamJamJamJam wrote: »

NOSTALGIA!! :eek:

I have no idea what those are. And you people think I'm old -_-

LilMissCiara · 20-12-2011 06:45PM

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

I have no idea what those are. And you people think I'm old -_-

They're a bit after your time!

IHeartChemistry · 20-12-2011 07:03PM

They cut my hair too short :-( I now have a bob cut instead of shoulder length hair! I showed her a bloody picture and she still does it wrong! Also, fights with the parents over everything!

Jamie Starr · 20-12-2011 08:15PM

This essay is like electronic vomit. All I need is a pass, but I care so little about it that I'm considering asking the lecturer if he would just pass me on the work I have done previously, rather than submit this shameful piece of crap.

Aoifey! · 20-12-2011 09:33PM

I'm so hungry, but so lazy.

Richard Cranium · 20-12-2011 10:33PM

Internship applications need not be this annoying. Someone in HR is having a laugh.

aaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

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