What would you have on your headstone?

mattjack · 18-12-2011 07:16PM

Here lies Mattjack
and his wife
Mrs Mattjack Bree Olson.
Thanks .

ToddyDoody · 18-12-2011 07:18PM

'Buried Alive!'

Local-womanizer · 18-12-2011 07:20PM

"Gone to lunch, back in 5"

WindSock · 18-12-2011 07:28PM

RIP only

NO JOKES

Read Post 1.

Curly Judge · 18-12-2011 07:38PM

Cancel the VHI direct debit immediately.

starbelgrade · 18-12-2011 08:00PM

Here lies an atheist.

All dressed up & nowhere to go.

later12 · 18-12-2011 08:01PM

A quote from Lord Byron's poem, The Giaour

"Arise, and make again your own;
Snatch from the ashes of your sires
The embers of their former fires"

brummytom · 18-12-2011 08:05PM

Here lies Brummytom.
1993-2080

If you can read this, you're too close. Get the fuck off my grave

Skerries · 18-12-2011 08:13PM

Last logged on xx/xx/xxx

Superbus · 18-12-2011 08:14PM

Don't mind what it says, as long as there are two massive, ridiculous-looking sculpted lions on either side as is the case of the grave in the graveyard my granddad's buried in.

They bought two plots and just went a bit mad. I want to think my nearest and dearest would do likewise.

Corruptedmorals · 18-12-2011 08:32PM

The word Requiscicat in place of 'rest'. I love it, you see it on old graves but I know I don't have the spelling of it right..

EGAR · 18-12-2011 08:35PM

*Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!*

Local-womanizer · 18-12-2011 08:55PM

Corruptedmorals wrote: »

The word Requiscicat in place of 'rest'. I love it, you see it on old graves but I know I don't have the spelling of it right..

Think its Requiescat en pace Rest in peace. My italian is great though!