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What would you have on your headstone?

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  • #52
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    you are next!


  • #53
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,033 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    "He was a good guy as guys go, and as guys go, he went."

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #54
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!


  • #55
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    "I can now watch you in the shower".


  • #56
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    GAme Over

    Press start


  • #57
    Kojak
    Registered Users Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    "Who love ya, baby?"


  • #58
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,736 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    "Sure, it sucks for me. But on the other hand it's party time for all the little worms!"


  • #59
    Batsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    There are several epitaphs I'd like to have on my headstone. Here are a few of them. I just don't know which one to choose.

    "Ignore the clawing. It will probably just be me."

    "As you are, I was; as I am, you will be."

    "Don't make me come up there!"

    "Calcium is wormfood."

    "Objects beneath the headstone may appear livelier than they are."

    "I died of a plague transmitted by reading this phrase."

    "Don't laugh, you're next."

    "If you read this little rhyme,
    the corpse below on you will dine."


  • #60
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,097 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "get well soon"


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  • #61
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I came I saw and I was conquered.


  • #62
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Here lies Mattjack
    and his wife
    Mrs Mattjack Bree Olson.
    Thanks .


  • #63
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    'Buried Alive!'


  • #64
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    "Gone to lunch, back in 5"


  • #65
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    RIP only

    NO JOKES

    Read Post 1.


  • #66
    Curly Judge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    Cancel the VHI direct debit immediately.


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  • #67
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Here lies an atheist.

    All dressed up & nowhere to go.


  • #68
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    A quote from Lord Byron's poem, The Giaour

    "Arise, and make again your own;
    Snatch from the ashes of your sires
    The embers of their former fires"


  • #69
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Here lies Brummytom.
    1993-2080






    If you can read this, you're too close. Get the fuck off my grave


  • #70
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,562 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    Last logged on xx/xx/xxx
    Untitled Image




  • #71
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Don't mind what it says, as long as there are two massive, ridiculous-looking sculpted lions on either side as is the case of the grave in the graveyard my granddad's buried in.

    They bought two plots and just went a bit mad. I want to think my nearest and dearest would do likewise.


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  • #72
    Corruptedmorals
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,194 ✭✭✭Corruptedmorals


    The word Requiscicat in place of 'rest'. I love it, you see it on old graves but I know I don't have the spelling of it right..


  • #73
    EGAR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭EGAR


    *Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead!*


  • #74
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Corruptedmorals wrote: »
    The word Requiscicat in place of 'rest'. I love it, you see it on old graves but I know I don't have the spelling of it right..

    Think its Requiescat en pace Rest in peace. My italian is great though!


  • #75
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    "F*ck off Yiz Bastards"


  • #76
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    1985 - 2085 & 2400 - 4000


  • #77
    smallBiscuit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,074 ✭✭✭smallBiscuit


    Somebody else's name :D


  • #78
    A_Danger
    Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭A_Danger


    'If I can haunt you, I will.'


  • #79
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    What a waste of time and effort that was.


  • #80
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Game Over.







  • #81
    ThOnda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,699 ✭✭✭ThOnda


    "Forgive and forget."

    What else?


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  • #82
    Cork boy 55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Cork boy 55


    I curse ye that read this scribe


  • #83
    suzzi
    Registered Users Posts: 99 ✭✭suzzi


    not my quote - thought it was spike mulligan but.....still the best!

    "what are you looking at?".....:D


  • #84
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    You're standing on my toes


  • #85
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Thanks for Visiting. :)


  • #86
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    Strangest thing I ever saw written on a gravestone was "and the cow jumped over the moon" hmmm :confused:


  • #87
    johngalway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    Bird**** probably.


  • #88
    suzzi
    Registered Users Posts: 99 ✭✭suzzi


    carfiosaoorl wrote: »
    Strangest thing I ever saw written on a gravestone was "and the cow jumped over the moon" hmmm :confused:

    pics please......


  • #89
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,229 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    </life>

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #90
    Jordan 199
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,041 ✭✭✭✭Jordan 199


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Game Over.






    I do like that one, gets to the point lol.


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  • #91
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Moss :(


  • #92
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    "now I can watch you masturbating!"


  • #93
    padraig91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 172 ✭✭padraig91


    Pwned!


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