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best way to make money during college?

  • 17-12-2011 01:10AM
    #1
    spunghead
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭


    whats the best way to make money during college if u cant seem to get a job?


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  • #2
    wolf moon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    spunghead wrote: »
    whats the best way to make money during college if u cant seem to get a job?

    Up the bum...


  • #3
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    If female, the simplest way is prostitution, by 4th year you could be a Madame. If male, Pimping or robbing.


  • #4
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Sell drugs.

    Students love drugs.

    Seriously - it's easy money.


  • #5
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Docks.


  • #6
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    A single €50 note and a photocopier. Don't tell anyone.


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  • #7
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    AnamGlas wrote: »
    A single €50 note and a photocopier. Don't tell anyone.

    You can't photocopy european money. Or scan it into a computer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurion


  • #8
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You can't photocopy european money. Or scan it into a computer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurion
    *s l o w c l a p*


  • #9
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Write an IOU and photocopy that. Problem solved tbh.


  • #10
    7Sins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭7Sins


    minidazzler wrote: »
    AnamGlas wrote: »
    A single €50 note and a photocopier. Don't tell anyone.

    You can't photocopy european money. Or scan it into a computer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurion

    There's no "can't" in this world buddy ;)


  • #11
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Sell hash. Just make sure its to friends.


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  • #12
    Joe10000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,295 ✭✭✭Joe10000


    minidazzler wrote: »
    You can't photocopy european money. Or scan it into a computer. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurion

    And I thought Templemore was closed.


  • #13
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Become a hitman , simple:)


  • #14
    Mr Trade In
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    You can date the hottest chick in class,use a camera,bribe her and/or sell the dvd.


  • #15
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    This is a good thread idea... but you have sent to the equivalent of wonderland in terms of getting the answers you want.. unless you think selling hash and prostitution is the way to go!

    Sell space cakes at bake sails, you'll earn money and the lolz.


  • #16
    myflipflops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭myflipflops


    Learn to play poker.

    Go into a card club at pub closing time on Friday and Saturday night while completely sober. Play tight, focussing on the drunkest players and make money off them.


  • #17
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,485 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056486392


  • #18
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Sell hash. Just make sure its to friends.

    Because thats what friends are for.


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    myflipflops wrote: »
    Learn to play poker.

    Go into a card club at pub closing time on Friday and Saturday night while completely sober. Play tight, focussing on the drunkest players and make money off them.

    And then you'll realise that you've f*cked up when you get rivered for the fifth time in a row by a drunk who doesnt know what he's doing


  • #20
    HovaBaby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 301 ✭✭HovaBaby


    Strip.

    Or as AnamGlas said, photocopy the money.

    Better, strip, then photocopy the money. Then give the photocopied money to strippers.


  • #21
    ILikeBananas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭ILikeBananas


    myflipflops wrote: »
    Learn to play poker.

    Go into a card club at pub closing time on Friday and Saturday night while completely sober. Play tight, focussing on the drunkest players and make money off them.

    This is actually pretty good advice. However you'll need a grand to start yourself off in the beginning due to the huge luck element that is inherent in the game and the learning curve.

    Much cheaper to learn the ropes on-line. When you can comfortably beat 5c-10c stakes you can start thinking about playing live.


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  • #22
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Stripping.

    If you are prepared to forsake your dignity for the sake of a higher education you may as well go the whole hog


  • #23
    Grimebox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,997 ✭✭✭Grimebox


    ILikeBananas wrote: »
    This is actually pretty good advice. However you'll need a grand to start yourself off in the beginning due to the huge luck element that is inherent in the game and the learning curve.

    Much cheaper to learn the ropes on-line. When you can comfortably beat 5c-10c stakes you can start thinking about playing live.

    Multiply that amount by 10 and I think your good to go


  • #24
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ILikeBananas wrote: »
    This is actually pretty good advice. However you'll need a grand to start yourself off in the beginning due to the huge luck element that is inherent in the game and the learning curve.

    Much cheaper to learn the ropes on-line. When you can comfortably beat 5c-10c stakes you can start thinking about playing live.

    The smallest live games tend to start at 1-2 euro.

    A grand could be gambled pretty quickly if you have a poor start.


  • #25
    charlemont
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Heroin.. Once all your class mates are addicted and selling themselves to feed their habit, Their grades will suffer and you will be top of the class and loaded too !!


  • #26
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I know the quickest and easiest way to make money in the history of the internet. You'll be kicking yourself you didn't think of it :D

    Just send on a small administration fee to receive all the info you need to be earning big bucks weekly :D


  • #27
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I know the quickest and easiest way to make money in the history of the internet. You'll be kicking yourself you didn't think of it :D

    Just send on a small administration fee to receive all the info you need to be earning big bucks weekly :D

    You got any testimonials from random people to prove how effective your method is ?


  • #28
    7Sins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭7Sins


    Is this it like? :confused: The poor sod looks for a bit of advice so he can pay for xmas pressies and you people come up with drugs/prostitution & gambling :confused: No wonder the counrty is in the state it is in.


  • #29
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    MungBean wrote: »
    You got any testimonials from random people to prove how effective your method is ?

    Yes Sir, absolutely. Now if you could just transfer the monies via your nearest Western Union.


  • #30
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,485 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    7Sins wrote: »
    Is this it like? :confused: The poor sod looks for a bit of advice so he can pay for xmas pressies and you people come up with drugs/prostitution & gambling :confused:

    OP posted it in AH, what in all seriousness did they think would happen??
    No wonder the counrty is in the state it is in.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo


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  • #31
    Oscars Well.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,285 ✭✭✭Oscars Well.


    7Sins wrote: »
    Is this it like? :confused: The poor sod looks for a bit of advice so he can pay for xmas pressies and you people come up with drugs/prostitution & gambling :confused: No wonder the counrty is in the state it is in.

    It is After Hours :pac::pac::pac:


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