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Seduce my wife

  • 16-12-2011 01:22PM
    #1
    GerryBrannagan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭


    Here is the deal guys.
    My wife has told me many times that she would love to have sex with another man. She has only ever been with me.
    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair, to meet my wife in a dublin southside city pub. Flatter her and get talking to her, then take her away and **** her.
    I have no idea if she will do this and she will never know that I have set it up.
    This is a challange for you guys, she know nothing of it.
    She is 40, looks 30, and very good looking.
    So if any of you are up for the challange then get in touch.
    As I have said she knows nothing of this and never will.
    If you are up for it, I will supply fotos and locations of where she is when the time arrives.
    This is a very serious offer and again I stress, I dont even know if she will entertain you when you approach her and start to flirt with her.


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Comments

  • #2
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    too late ;)


  • #3
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Can she make a decent sammich?


  • #4
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,283 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    She's 5'1" and 14 stone, isn't she?


  • #5
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    pictures first.....





































    or gtfo.


  • #6
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    PM sent.


    http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/003/619/Untitled-1.jpg?1288903617


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  • #7
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    GerryBrannagan wrote: »
    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair,

    Finally, my time has come....

    *rubs hands with glee*

    No need to bring the chloroforum out tonight, Duggy!!


  • #8
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Are you serious?


  • #9
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    yeah i can see this goin well! :rolleyes:


  • #10
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    If by "seduce" you mean "abduct" I'm all over it.


  • #11
    Zulu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,967 ✭✭✭✭Zulu


    a very serious offer by a one time poster in after hours? pull the other one.
    April fools isn't for a good while yet buddy.


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  • #12
    big_show
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 641 ✭✭✭big_show


    /googles GerryBrannagan


  • #13
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    How much are you paying?


  • #14
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    Finally, my time has come....

    *rubs hands with glee*

    No need to bring the chloroforum out tonight, Duggy!!

    Let's hope his wife does too.


  • #15
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    I'm going to take a wild guess and say this is a troll.


    Site banned


  • #16
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭up for anything


    GerryBrannagan wrote: »
    So here is waht I want: young guy 24-30, tall, 6 foot min, broad, dark hair,

    Yeah but what would your wife like?


  • #17
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    IBTL


  • #18
    Galtee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 577 ✭✭✭Galtee


    Is she Demi Moore?


  • #19
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Let's hope his wife does too.

    As my motto goes:

    "If she doesn't cum, then money back guaranteed.....









    ...My money back, ya lesbian ya!!


  • #20
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    oldyouth wrote: »
    IBTL

    Lock? This is gold!!!


  • #21
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    If this is serious, why on Earth would anyone like the idea of their wife/girlfriend going off and shagging someone? I've never understood how there can be ANYTHING even remotely pleasant about knowing your woman is off getting rode.


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  • #22
    TheRiddler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    oldyouth wrote: »
    IBTL

    Thank you for your valuable input


  • #23
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    But she's so very very ugly!


  • #24
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Beruthiel wrote: »
    I'm going to take a wild guess and say this is a troll.


    Site banned

    awh... We didn't get to play with the troll :(


  • #25
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Kiely's, Donnybrook. Friday evening.

    Foxyboxer: Why hello there :cool: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal Mrs Branagan.

    How do you know my name?

    Aw nuts!


  • #26
    kryogen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 25,953 ✭✭✭✭kryogen


    How much are you paying???

    Damn you sept!!!!

    Ill do it for a packet of dry roasted and a can of coke

    but if shes any less then 18 stone the deals off


  • #27
    lau1247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭lau1247


    seems like a troll..

    if it is true, then it sounds like marriage in trouble when your missus tell you she want to shag another fella other than you


  • #28
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    sounds like someone wants to either see if his wife is faithful or already knows she is not and wants to catch her in the act.

    You'd be better off hiring a PI.


  • #29
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Has to be a troll....seriously who would want any of this lot going anywhere near them :D


  • #30
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    ottostreet wrote: »
    If this is serious, why on Earth would anyone like the idea of their wife/girlfriend going off and shagging someone? I've never understood how there can be ANYTHING even remotely pleasant about knowing your woman is off getting rode.

    Sperm competition syndrome I believe. For some it's a turn on apparantly.


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  • #31
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Must........not...........feed.............the...........troll...........:mad:


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