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Pissing in the shower...

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  • #32
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    God thats disgusting. No way.


  • #33
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    eth0 wrote: »
    Pissing in the shower saves valuable resources that as a one-off house dweller I'm not entitled to.

    still a little disgusted at some of the "views" on the once off housing thread eh?

    well never you mind....flush away when you feel like it...you have my blessing;)


  • #34
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭amacca


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Communal showers, sounds disgusting.

    do you play any sports

    the only place I've ever encountered individual stalls was at swimming pools

    everywhere else....total sausage fest!


  • #35
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Piss in the shower?....well it's kind of hard not to when you're having a sh#t...


  • #36
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    amacca wrote: »
    the only place I've ever encountered individual stools was at swimming pools

    Fixed Your Poo Post.


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  • #37
    CitizenKeane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭CitizenKeane


    So to those that don't piss in the shower occassionally:
    If you were in the shower lathering up and got the sudden urge to piss, are you saying you'd jump out of the shower, dripping wet, with shampoo running into your eyes, so that you could stand in front of the toilet and aim your stream of piss in there?
    Would it not just be far easier and sensible to just aim your piss down the plughole of the shower???


  • #38
    Kev.OC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 808 ✭✭✭Kev.OC


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Anyone ever take a sh1t in the shower?

    Can't speak for everyone else, but as far as i'm concerned that crosses the line.

    Occasionally taking a leak is fine. I mean i'm not going to wait 'til i'm in the shower to go, but if i'm in there and i get the urge i'm not getting out.

    Squatting in the shower is a step too far though. How do you wipe? You can't not wipe.


  • #39
    McCrack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,017 ✭✭✭McCrack


    Kev.OC wrote: »
    Can't speak for everyone else, but as far as i'm concerned that crosses the line.

    Occasionally taking a leak is fine. I mean i'm not going to wait 'til i'm in the shower to go, but if i'm in there and i get the urge i'm not getting out.

    Squatting in the shower is a step too far though. How do you wipe? You can't not wipe.

    You don't. You wash.


  • #40
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Only in my own personal shower, on my own, and only if I was bursting.

    Feck that I'm not getting out of my nice warm shower to have a wee, no thanks! Shower will do me fine! :D


  • #41
    Bodhisopha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,068 ✭✭✭Bodhisopha


    Yeah, i pretty much it do it every day. Don't see the harm in it.


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  • #42
    FreeFallin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 234 ✭✭FreeFallin


    McCrack wrote: »
    You don't. You wash.

    So youre saying its simple, you just wash McCrack?


  • #43
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Just have a piss before the shower :confused:

    Or at least have a shìte out the window, you're saving money on water I guess. You'll have lovely flowers or weeds growing under your window sill eventually, then. :paC:


  • #44
    Meglamonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,247 ✭✭✭Meglamonia


    Well if you have diahorrea it's perfectly resonable as it will wash away but the large chunks would take too long to be broken down by the water.


  • #45
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Anyone ever take a sh1t in the shower?

    What you do is take a **** in your hand and slam dunk it into the toilet next to the shower to feel like a boss.


  • #46
    Meglamonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,247 ✭✭✭Meglamonia


    This thread is becoming a bit Sh!t and miss tbh.


    :p


  • #47
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    I piss in the shower if i need to, **** in the shower all the time. Once when i was washing my gf back i pissed up on top of her now its become my dirty little secret fetish, she really likes getting her back washed and i love pissing up on top of her, alls good in the world.


  • #48
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    I'll be honest, if I get in the shower and then the sudden need comes over me of course I like to have a good whiz in the shower. It all goes down a drain anyway.

    Taking a shíte, well thats a different story.


  • #49
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Stripey Cat wrote: »
    How could you tell?
    Must've had a flag tattooed on his doodah.


  • #50
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    eth0 wrote: »
    In holland they are encouraging people to piss in the shower

    Link
    Em... That is the foreign affairs section of the newspaper talking about a Brazilian environmental group advocating pissing in the shower to save water (as in toilet flushing). So, not true. Not true at all.
    Us Dutch like to drink our piss.


  • #51
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »
    I'll be honest, if I get in the shower and then the sudden need comes over me of course I like to have a good whiz in the shower. It all goes down a drain anyway.

    Taking a shíte, well thats a different story.
    It's probably the thought of mashing it down the plughole with your toes that puts you off.


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  • #52
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Piss is nature's cleanser to nature's other natural occurence......masturbation.


  • #53
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    I piss in the shower if i need to, **** in the shower all the time. Once when i was washing my gf back i pissed up on top of her now its become my dirty little secret fetish, she really likes getting her back washed and i love pissing up on top of her, alls good in the world.

    Just burst out laughing in work. Now people are staring at me.


  • #54
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Only in my own personal shower, on my own, and only if I was bursting.

    Feck that I'm not getting out of my nice warm shower to have a wee, no thanks! Shower will do me fine! :D

    gotta love boards for reasons of posts like this. :P where else would you get a girl to admit she pisses in the shower. half of them would like to let us believe their bodies dont produce a shit in a toilet :eek:

    fair play jenny! :D


  • #55
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    castletownman wrote: »
    Piss is nature's cleanser to nature's other natural occurence......masturbation.

    so you dont have two different pipes [in your tube] they come out of :confused:


  • #56
    JupiterKid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,954 ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Yeah I've done it once or twice when I was pissed.:pac:

    But no...it's a dirty habit and should be avoided.


  • #57
    aceisking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 ✭aceisking


    pissing in the shower is fine, but i do like the occasional piss in the sink. perfect height, very little splash. :D


  • #58
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    having a sneaky one in your own/girlfriends shower..ok

    but a communal one ffs! :eek:


  • #59
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Meglamonia wrote: »
    This thread is becoming a bit Sh!t and miss tbh.


    :p

    sh1t and piss


  • #60
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    aceisking wrote: »
    pissing in the shower is fine, but i do like the occasional piss in the sink. perfect height, very little splash. :D

    I presume you dont have a fanny


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  • #61
    aceisking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 ✭aceisking


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I presume you dont have a fanny

    nah, if i did i'd just use the toilet.


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