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What would you have on your headstone?

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  • #32
    leposean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 278 ✭✭leposean


    can you get whatever you want on one ? ive always said in complete seriousness i'd want name, dob-dod with **** happens printed underneath


  • #33
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    When I still had my virginity, I wanted my headstone to read "Returned Unopened." :pac:


  • #34
    MisterEpicurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MisterEpicurus


    My headstone will be in the shape of a giant penis with the following words;

    "Erect: Both Dead & Alive"


  • #35
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    dob **/**/1978
    buried (e.g) 01/03/2045
    died (e.g) 02/03/2045
    Such a bastard we buried him early.


  • #36
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Gone With The Wind ............ as am getting cremated and half my ashes thrown on top of a hill overlooking Knocknagoshel :)


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  • #37
    Duiske
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Here rests an Atheist. All dressed up and nowhere to go.


  • #38
    Johnny Foreigner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 923 ✭✭✭Johnny Foreigner


    You will never take me alive copper.


  • #39
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    "Leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you"


  • #40
    acidskiffle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭acidskiffle


    No headstone.
    I'll be shot out of a cannon straight into the sun before exploding in a ball of flames.


  • #41
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    For Sale:
    iPhone4s


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  • #42
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I Saw, I CAME! and then I conquered :cool:
    and..
    property of Ned Flanders written somewhere down the bottom in small letters


  • #43
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Millicent wrote: »
    When I still had my virginity, I wanted my headstone to read "Returned Unopened." :pac:

    here lies all that remains of Charlotte,
    born a virgin, died a harlot,
    for sixteen years she kept her virginity,
    a marvellous thing for this vicinity


  • #44
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Here lies an atheist. Not only could I not take it with me, I didn't go anywhere myself, either.:(


  • #45
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    I only want part of me buried, balls deep to be precise.


  • #46
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Born : 1976
    Died : 3280


  • #47
    Curly Judge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    Hung for rape at ninety!


  • #48
    pdbhp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,041 ✭✭✭pdbhp


    Here lies a man named Fred,
    Ate a brick and now he's dead


  • #49
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    I tried.


  • #50
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Why are you reading this

    Get a life.


  • #51
    Terry Cotta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭Terry Cotta


    Terry Cotta
    "Terrified of Death"


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  • #52
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    you are next!


  • #53
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,225 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    "He was a good guy as guys go, and as guys go, he went."

    In its pure form, fascism is the sum total of all irrational reactions of the average human character.

    ― Wilhelm Reich



  • #54
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!


  • #55
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    "I can now watch you in the shower".


  • #56
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    GAme Over

    Press start


  • #57
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    "Who love ya, baby?"


  • #58
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    "Sure, it sucks for me. But on the other hand it's party time for all the little worms!"


  • #59
    Batsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    There are several epitaphs I'd like to have on my headstone. Here are a few of them. I just don't know which one to choose.

    "Ignore the clawing. It will probably just be me."

    "As you are, I was; as I am, you will be."

    "Don't make me come up there!"

    "Calcium is wormfood."

    "Objects beneath the headstone may appear livelier than they are."

    "I died of a plague transmitted by reading this phrase."

    "Don't laugh, you're next."

    "If you read this little rhyme,
    the corpse below on you will dine."


  • #60
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,667 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    "get well soon"


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  • #61
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I came I saw and I was conquered.


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