Alcohol-free mouthwash, what a load of gash!

veryangryman · 11-12-2011 10:06PM #1

Has anyone tried <inset generic mouthwash product here> without alcohol? Its terrible, has no effect and I for one, can see no reason why somebody would want ANYTHING without alcohol.

Pretty much everything in life can be made better if you add alcohol. Namely

Mouthwash
Hand-wash
Average looking women

And of course...

Alcohol-free beer :cool:

Can someone make a case for alcohol-free mouthwash? A good one now.

AnonoBoy · 11-12-2011 10:08PM

Interestingly enough the original mouthwash Listerine was initially a cure for the clap. They repackaged it, invented the condition halitosis and Bob's your mother's brother they were on to a winner.

I really hope I don't spend all of this Christmas watching QI again - my brain is full of these unimportant trivia facts.

Kim_Il_Jong · 11-12-2011 10:10PM

Might be good for AA members.

Strange but true fact of the day: if you see alcohol free mouthwash in someones bathroom it actually means they're a recovering alcoholic.

orourkeda · 11-12-2011 10:10PM

Have we tried toothpaste?

Alter-Ego · 11-12-2011 10:44PM

'Cause it's burny?

SeaFields · 11-12-2011 10:54PM

thats something strange to get veryangry about.

DannyKing · 15-12-2011 01:07AM

I don't know. Have you tried dentyl? That stuff is dreamy.... You've even got to activate it.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 15-12-2011 01:12AM

I usually get the Listerine out at 5am when the beer is gone, nice way to end the night, and you don't wake up with the taste of stale cigarettes in your mouth.

Jordan 199 · 15-12-2011 02:04AM

DannyKing wrote: »

I don't know. Have you tried dentyl? That stuff is dreamy.... You've even got to activate it.

I remember that stuff. Had to shake the bottle to mix the 2 colours into 1.

JJayoo · 15-12-2011 02:10AM

From the video it is clear to see that the "big man" pretty much carried him outside the train, it was only when the idiot tried to force his way back onto the train that he was thrown with force. I like mouthwash

TheMilkyPirate · 15-12-2011 02:13AM

JJayoo wrote: »

From the video it is clear to see that the "big man" pretty much carried him outside the train, it was only when the idiot tried to force his way back onto the train that he was thrown with force.

Cools story bro, Needs more mouthwash

Aoifey! · 15-12-2011 02:16AM

JJayoo wrote: »

From the video it is clear to see that the "big man" pretty much carried him outside the train, it was only when the idiot tried to force his way back onto the train that he was thrown with force.

I couldn't agree more...

theTinker · 15-12-2011 02:21AM

JJayoo wrote: »

From the video it is clear to see that the "big man" pretty much carried him outside the train, it was only when the idiot tried to force his way back onto the train that he was thrown with force.

Wasnt Denty's fault.

DannyKing · 15-12-2011 03:02AM

sugarman wrote: »

If you have braces/permanent retainers on your teeth you need to use alcohol free because it reacts with the cement aswell as the metal..

..feel weird.

But I do prefer ones with alcohol as they taste ALOT better.

I'm gonna recommend the dentyl again : )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_kbj_PTIUQ

JJayoo · 15-12-2011 04:02PM

Oopsy wrong thread :pac:

charlietheminxx · 15-12-2011 04:15PM

If you get an oral piercing, they recommend the alcohol free stuff to keep it clean. The regular mouthwash would probably sting like fuck!

tuxy · 15-12-2011 04:20PM

Many people are Muslims!

Eramen · 15-12-2011 04:41PM

A hydrogen peroxide mouthwash is far superior than an alcohol based one, give a try!

jester77 · 15-12-2011 04:47PM

veryangryman wrote: »

Has anyone tried <inset generic mouthwash product here> without alcohol? Its terrible, has no effect and I for one, can see no reason why somebody would want ANYTHING without alcohol.

Pretty much everything in life can be made better if you add alcohol. Namely

Mouthwash
Hand-wash
Average looking women

And of course...

Alcohol-free beer :cool:

Can someone make a case for alcohol-free mouthwash? A good one now.

If it bothers you that much, just mix it with a shot of vodka/rum/gin or whatever your preference is. Sure you're only going to be spitting it back out anyway.

biko · 15-12-2011 04:50PM

You have to have vodka!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpAVuv_OV1s

mconigol · 15-12-2011 07:41PM

Alcohol dries out your mouth. Non-alcohol containing mouthwashes are actually better for preventing bad breath.

Alcohol-free mouthwash, what a load of gash!

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