I'm so broke that..

ojola · 05-12-2011 05:30PM

RichieC wrote: »

I've three euro in 20 cents and no dinner for me or the dog. the cat has loads of food.

I wonder can dogs eat cat food

Get your dog some good left overs from supermacs. He will love you for it.

ojola · 05-12-2011 05:32PM

dahat wrote: »

I'm so broke i have to borrow sugar from my hot neighbour when my wife is in work.....

Poor you... suffering from malnutrition of **ssy. I see:rolleyes:. Good luck. I hope you score.

Chuck Stone · 05-12-2011 05:34PM

Fart wrote: »

You should have used Tesco value water too; it's cheaper.

Or Tesco powdered water (Just add water).

I only have one hot meal a day. A bowl of steam.

Ellis Dee · 05-12-2011 05:38PM

RichieC wrote: »

I've three euro in 20 cents and no dinner for me or the dog. the cat has loads of food.

I wonder can dogs eat cat food

Yes, they can - and do. So do people for that matter. Remember the Kit-e-Kat jokes?:)

I'm sad to see all the hardship being described here, but all things are relative. I once read a book about Texan slang and remember one quote from an old cowboy describing the worst days of the depression: "Times were so bad the whores were givin' free blow jobs just to get something hot in their bellies.":D

Keyzer · 05-12-2011 05:41PM

dahat wrote: »

I can afford Broadband but not a pair of shoes........:rolleyes:

Owned...

ojola · 05-12-2011 05:41PM

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Yes, they can - and do. So do people for that matter. Remember the Kit-e-Kat jokes?:)

I'm sad to see all the hardship being described here, but all things are relative. I once read a book about Texan slang and remember one quote from an old cowboy describing the worst days of the depression: "Times were so bad the whores were givin' free blow jobs just to get something hot in their bellies.":D

That is some starchy diet.

TeddyTedson · 05-12-2011 05:41PM

I'm so broke that my stomach is palpitating after a heavy weekend but I'm too afraid/broke to go to the doctor and spend 50 quid or what ever it is. I'm actually getting worried now but I'm not in any pain. I have 8euro something in my account

ldxo15wus6fpgm · 05-12-2011 05:43PM

I'm so poor I can't pay attention

ojola · 05-12-2011 05:44PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I'm so broke that my stomach is palpitating after a heavy weekend but I'm too afraid/broke to go to the doctor and spend 50 quid or what ever it is. I'm actually getting worried now but I'm not in any pain. I have 8euro something in my account

Hunger I guess. did you eat at all through the "heavy weekend" head to Lidl and spend your €8 wisely.

ojola · 05-12-2011 05:45PM

Liliana Purring Science wrote: »

I'm so poor I can't pay attention

You do not deserve to be paid any attention mate..;)

GetWithIt · 05-12-2011 05:49PM

Fart wrote: »

I'm so broke that I now have to resort to using my housemates I can't believe this isn't my butter..

You gotta be more brazen.

Always be asking yourself; what would Bertie do?

Where To · 05-12-2011 05:50PM

I now have to use €20 notes to light the fire instead of €50 notes.

karl tyrrell · 05-12-2011 05:51PM

Iam so broke i got my wife pregnant to extract milk for my tea.

TeddyTedson · 05-12-2011 05:52PM

ojola wrote: »

Hunger I guess. did you eat at all through the "heavy weekend" head to Lidl and spend your €8 wisely.

I didn't eat too much but I don't feel hungry. I think I'll be alright but this is kind of scary.

ojola · 05-12-2011 05:54PM

where do i go from here wrote: »

I now have to use €20 notes to light the fire instead of €50 notes.

where do you live? Millionaire's cave? Lighting up with currency? I am jealous.

mike65 · 05-12-2011 05:54PM

I'm so broke I envy Mad Max's dining standards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZTGppUiV38

Ray Palmer · 05-12-2011 05:57PM

Akrasia wrote: »

I can't afford to buy shoes to go to work.

Right now, I'm wearing a pair of shoes that used to belong to my Girlfriend's uncle who died a few months ago. They're about a size too small for me and make a sound like they've been filled with jam whenever I walk anywhere in them but I can't afford to get a better pair.

But, aren't I lucky to have a job.

Does anyone want a game of 'you call that broke... you don't know the meaning of it lad '

You can buy a pair of shoes for €10 so are you really that broke?

strobe · 05-12-2011 06:00PM

I'm so broke I've been eating my rice crispies with a fork to save milk. Went for a walk in the park the other day to take my mind off it and the ducks threw bread to me. Shiiiiiiiiiiit.

mike65 · 05-12-2011 06:01PM

Lidl do shoes every so often, anyone working should be able to afford shoes, what is the OP sending his money on?

dahat · 05-12-2011 06:02PM

mike65 wrote: »

Lidl do shoes every so often, anyone working should be able to afford shoes, what is the OP sending his money on?

Internet for Black ops or something like that.......

Chris Martin · 05-12-2011 06:03PM

Monty Python Sketch

Brilliant

In my student accommodation use the cushions on the couch as blankets and leave oven on in kitchen with door open as heating,
Warm hands on lightbulbs...
House with no heating over Winter... Killer

cesc77 · 05-12-2011 06:12PM

Akrasia wrote: »

I can't afford to buy shoes to go to work.

Right now, I'm wearing a pair of shoes that used to belong to my Girlfriend's uncle who died a few months ago. They're about a size too small for me and make a sound like they've been filled with jam whenever I walk anywhere in them but I can't afford to get a better pair.

But, aren't I lucky to have a job.

Does anyone want a game of 'you call that broke... you don't know the meaning of it lad '

Wouldnt want to be in your shoes.....:D

Bet youd been eyeing up the poor mans footwear for months prior to him passing and when he did kick the bucket:pac: Ill bet you concocted a cunning plan to ensure you got your hands on those shoes.

"sure its what he woulda wanted......."

doesnt even untie laces before taking shoes off in mortuary:pac:

Kernel · 05-12-2011 06:21PM

I'm so broke that I have to watch TV on an etch a sketch.

I'm so broke that..

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