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senorwipesalot · 03-12-2011 01:28AM #1

Have you ever worn a disguise?
A friend of mine used turn up at sessions disguised as a priest complete with black suit and dog collar then start snorting lines and dropping yokes much to the horror of fellow partygoers.

the groutch · 03-12-2011 01:34AM

no worse than what real priests have done

stupidusername · 03-12-2011 01:35AM

You mean outside of halloween? Ah,nope. I will be looking for a blonde wig tomorrow though,to wear out.

sgb · 03-12-2011 01:47AM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Have you ever worn a disguise?
A friend of mine used turn up at sessions disguised as a priest complete with black suit and dog collar then start snorting lines and dropping yokes much to the horror of fellow partygoers.

Bet the kids ran away pretty dam quick

InkSlinger67 · 03-12-2011 01:51AM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Have you ever worn a disguise?
A friend of mine used turn up at sessions disguised as a priest complete with black suit and dog collar then start snorting lines and dropping yokes much to the horror of fellow partygoers.

Your mate sounds mad in comparison to the conservative real deal who just buggers kids and drinks whiskey

Chuck Stone · 03-12-2011 01:51AM

I have but I don't want to talk about it because I would incriminate myself.

InkSlinger67 · 03-12-2011 01:54AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I have but I don't want to talk about it because I would incriminate myself.

Father Chuck? :eek:

senorwipesalot · 03-12-2011 01:55AM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Your mate sounds mad in comparison to the conservative real deal who just buggers kids and drinks whiskey

The mad bastard was doing it before it became ok to slag off the clergy.

Chuck Stone · 03-12-2011 01:57AM

InkSlinger67 wrote: »

Father Chuck? :eek:

Those boys are telling lies!

Lies lies lies lies .....

sgb · 03-12-2011 01:59AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Those boys are telling lies!

Lies lies lies lies .....

Quick get me another choir boy I've just split this one

InkSlinger67 · 03-12-2011 02:07AM

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Those boys are telling lies!

Lies lies lies lies .....

If I may make a suggestion Fr. Chuck (and don't take this badly), I wouldn't have Bryan Adams' "Run to you" as your mobile ringtone - it might quieten the rumours in the long term!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF5LaVkDhyk

stupidusername · 03-12-2011 02:10AM

Actually,anybody have any ideas where I could get a cheap blonde wig?

senorwipesalot · 03-12-2011 02:13AM

stupidusername wrote: »

Actually,anybody have any ideas where I could get a cheap blonde wig?

They"ll never recognise you.http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=blonde+wig&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&rlz=1R2GGHP_en-GBIE458&biw=1024&bih=642&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=s-eU8IohdBvYLM:&imgrefurl=http://www.flintstonecostumes.com/acc_bamm_bamm_wig.html&docid=4qim1K-Y3_81GM&imgurl=http://images.flintstonecostumes.com/a_bamm_bamm_wig.jpg&w=350&h=481&ei=SnfZTpf7E4ezhAf-5YizDg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=201&vpy=263&dur=260&hovh=263&hovw=191&tx=124&ty=245&sig=113662782261861594637&page=1&tbnh=125&tbnw=92&start=0&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:17,s:0

InkSlinger67 · 03-12-2011 02:16AM

I know plenty of wig makers....don't know many near....

Location: Town

stupidusername · 03-12-2011 02:19AM

But a wig maker is going to be expensive...cheap! Near Town!

policarp · 03-12-2011 02:26AM

stupidusername wrote: »

Actually,anybody have any ideas where I could get a cheap blonde wig?

From a barister or a judge.
They don't have to use them
in court nowadays.
So I'm told

stupidusername · 03-12-2011 02:27AM

Funny enough I don't know any judges or barristers.

policarp · 03-12-2011 02:32AM

stupidusername wrote: »

Funny enough I don't know any judges or barristers.

Lucky for you. . .

senorwipesalot · 03-12-2011 02:37AM

stupidusername wrote: »

Funny enough I don't know any judges or barristers.

Them judges wigs look more fag yellow than blond.

stupidusername · 03-12-2011 02:39AM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Them judges wigs look more fag yellow than blond.

You're not wrong.

Samich · 03-12-2011 02:47AM

Why not dye your own hair?

stupidusername · 03-12-2011 02:48AM

Samich wrote: »

Why not dye your own hair?

Cause I dont want the upkeep.

policarp · 03-12-2011 03:00AM

Why do you want blonde?

LighterGuy · 03-12-2011 03:15AM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Have you ever worn a disguise?
A friend of mine used turn up at sessions disguised as a priest complete with black suit and dog collar then start snorting lines and dropping yokes much to the horror of fellow partygoers.

I'm pretty certain pig flew before your story :pac:

Oh speaking of disguises. Am I only in thinking that come Halloween 2012 all you will see Is Bane's walking everywhere? :pac:

policarp · 03-12-2011 03:42AM

LighterGuy wrote: »

:pac:

:pac:

Fair hair?

stupidusername · 03-12-2011 11:39AM

policarp wrote: »

Why do you want blonde?

It's a screening of a film,where you're meant to dress up as the characters in it.and the woman in it is blonde

Chuck Stone · 03-12-2011 11:54AM

stupidusername wrote: »

Cause I dont want the upkeep.

Cut the top off one of those doll's head and wear it like a cap.

Nobody

will

even

notice.

Sometimes I surprise even myself with the shite I come up with.

problemchimp · 03-12-2011 12:12PM

stupidusername wrote: »

Actually,anybody have any ideas where I could get a cheap blonde wig?

A Barbie wig in Smyths toystores, and you can trim the hair if you need to. Seriously, it works and costs fuuck all.

problemchimp · 03-12-2011 12:13PM

LighterGuy wrote: »

I'm pretty certain pig flew before your story :pac:

Oh speaking of disguises. Am I only in thinking that come Halloween 2012 all you will see Is Bane's walking everywhere? :pac:

I kinda believe the op and I think I may know who he is talking about.

Immaculate Pasta · 03-12-2011 12:35PM

I suppose I can say this, being on an internet forum and all, but I am actually the Stig. Not even my closest confidant knows this secret disguise of mine :cool:

stupidusername · 03-12-2011 12:42PM

problemchimp wrote: »

A Barbie wig in Smyths toystores, and you can trim the hair if you need to. Seriously, it works and costs fuuck all.

and smyths it is, thanks!

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