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Is reality TV the new porn?

  • 02-12-2011 10:49PM
    #1
    wellboytoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭


    Is reality TV the new porn, I ask this because no matter where you look its there.
    It has no plot whatsoever and the script is ****e.
    The actors tend to be wooden and totally thick,they are shot on a shoe string budget, all the characters are plastic (in one form or another) and hollow.
    Production companies churn it out at a phenomenal rate, and mugs seem to buy it.
    You would watch it but you mightn't like your mother to know.
    You only ever watch the first ten minutes!



    Only asking like


Comments

  • #2
    ronnie3585
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,677 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    Porn is the new porn.


  • #3
    don ramo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭don ramo


    wellboytoo wrote: »
    Is reality TV the new porn, I ask this because no matter where you look its there.
    It has no plot whatsoever and the script is ****e.
    The actors tend to be wooden and totally thick,they are shot on a shoe string budget, all the characters are plastic (in one form or another) and hollow.
    Production companies churn it out at a phenomenal rate, and mugs seem to buy it.
    You would watch it but you mightn't like your mother to know.
    You only ever watch the first ten minutes!



    Only asking like
    i wouldnt know seeing as i dont watch that tripe,


  • #4
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    I don't crack one off to reality tv, so no.


  • #5
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    Judging by some of the delicious disgusting porn I've come across witnessed over the years, TV has some catching up to do.


  • #6
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Isn't it ironic that it's called 'reality' TV.

    Like people following you around with a camera recording what you do and putting it on TV for millions of people to watch is anything like every day reality?

    Can't stand the shit.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You can't masturbate to reality tv. Trust me, I've tried.


  • #8
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    ^ thanks for all the lol's guys.


  • #9
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Deleted User wrote: »
    You can't masturbate to reality tv. Trust me, I've tried.

    Top man! :p


  • #10
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,968 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    The make up in porn flicks is of a better judged standard.


  • #11
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Some guy on the Fade Street thread has been fapping like mad, so...yeah, maybe it is?


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  • #12
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,315 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    wellboytoo wrote: »
    Is reality TV the new porn, I ask this because no matter where you look its there.

    I don't know what porn you watch but the stuff I watch isn't generally used in day-to-day media.


  • #13
    S.M.B.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,383 ✭✭✭S.M.B.


    They're both primarily dedicated to giving as much screen time as possible to a bunch of tits, knobs and asses.


  • #14
    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    S.M.B. wrote: »
    They're both primarily dedicated to giving as much screen time as possible to a bunch of tits, knobs and asses.

    ;)


  • #15
    rovert
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,089 ✭✭✭✭rovert


    Reality TV isnt new.


  • #16
    PARKHEAD67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,399 ✭✭✭PARKHEAD67


    S.M.B. wrote: »
    They're both primarily dedicated to giving as much screen time as possible to a bunch of tits, knobs and asses.
    That post is superb,Sir:D


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